The pet snake's escape plan

"Uh... this..." Chu Lan felt numbness and itchiness on the back of her neck, her thoughts were suddenly confused, and she answered irrelevant questions, "I really like you..."

Ji Chenzhou chuckled, bit his earlobe, then loosened his arms, turned him over, and kissed the corner of his lips.

Chu Lan closed her eyes and deepened the kiss.Ji Chenzhou's hand reached into Chu Lan's clothes and stroked his back.The two were kissing with ecstasy, but suddenly they heard a knock on the door, the knock was so strong that it was hard to ignore it.

Chu Lan frowned, shrank her neck and parted from him: "Who is it?"

"Who else, a certain snake came to ask for living expenses."

"So fast?"

"Don't mind him. Let him knock it off." Ji Chenzhou turned his face back, unwilling to deal with the snake.

Chu Lan returned her attention to the kiss, and the knock on the door rang a few more times before it stopped.The two kissed passionately again. This time, Ji Chenzhou's hand was already sticking to Chu Lan's waist and inserted into his pants, when he was suddenly interrupted by a voice.

"Stop for a while."

Chu Lan cursed "Fuck" in a low voice, her brows were furrowed tighter than before, and when she looked down, there was a shiny black snake stopped at her feet, looking up at herself.

"How did you get in?!"

Mo Wang didn't answer, and stretched out his hand towards him in human form: "Money?"

"Money? What money?" Chu Lan pretended to be stupid.

"As the owner, shouldn't you provide pets with living expenses?"

"At this time, you will recognize me as the master?!" Chu Lan jumped up, just wanting to slap him on the head, "Why did you go so early? No!"

Mo Wang raised his eyebrows: "You just have the heart to watch your blizzard starve?"

"You!" Seeing that he was confident, Chu Lan became even more angry, and turned to look at Ji Chenzhou, "He! Me!"

Ji Chenzhou had just been interrupted from his good deeds, and he was upset, so he casually took out a piece of change of ten yuan from his trouser pocket, and patted it on the palm of Mo Wang: "Here, the money."

Mo Wang looked down and narrowed his eyes: "You think I don't know how to count? You want to send me for ten yuan?"

Ji Chenzhou folded his arms around his chest, not to be outdone: "What's wrong with ten dollars? Ten dollars is not money?" He leaned against the wall, "Well, if you want living expenses, Bai Jing will give you one hundred at a time. How about ten yuan?"

Mo Wang snorted coldly, looked at Ji Chenzhou, then at Chu Lan: "You want to see Bai Jing, right? Okay, here you are."

As he spoke, he suddenly turned his hand over, grabbed a white snake out of thin air, and threw it at Chu Lan.Chu Lan really thought it was a blizzard in her house, so she hurried to pick it up, only to find that a live snake turned into the ten yuan just now.

He froze on the spot: "What kind of sorcery is this?"

Chu Lan chased him out, and saw that Mo Wang had already reached the door, and at a glance, he saw that the dog hole was open, and someone got stuck with a Coke can.Mo Wang opened the door, then slammed it shut again, the Coke was shaken off and fell into the room, rolling around.

Chu Lan tried to stop him but failed, and shouted on the spot: "Shame on you! What a big man is actually going through a dog's hole!"

"He's not a man, but a male snake." Ji Chenzhou patted him on the shoulder.

"He seems to be angry." Chu Lan calmed down and muttered to herself, "Aren't we going too far?"

Ji Chenzhou raised his eyebrows helplessly: "So you're softening your heart? Don't you think about how he bit you before?"

"But he is just a snake after all." Chu Lan had a fierce ideological struggle, still afraid that she would be hungry in a snowstorm, went back to the house, took out a wad of money from the drawer, counted ten red notes, and muttered, "Golden Retriever Not here...I have to send it myself."

Ji Chenzhou had nothing to do with him, he shook his head and didn't stop him.

Chu Lan stepped on her slippers and went downstairs, knocked on the downstairs door, and it was Bai Jing who opened the door.He looked into the room but didn't see Mo Wang, so he handed the money to Bai Jing: "Take it to buy food. I'll take care of the clothes first, and I'll take you to buy them in two days."

Bai Jingjing nodded and blinked: "Thank you Lord...Chu Lan."

"So good." Chu Lan couldn't help but patted his head, but suddenly felt a chill behind him, and when he turned his face, Mo Wang was looking at him unkindly.

"I said why are you so mysterious..." Suddenly, he saw that the other party had an extra wad of money in his hand, which was much thicker than the wad he just gave Bai Jing, and it was estimated to be [-].Can't help but startled: "Where did you get the money?"

Mo Wang didn't answer, just slapped the wad of money on his forehead, and pushed Bai Jing into the house.

Chu Lan hurriedly took the wad of money and asked for a brand-new red note. Monk Zhang Er was at a loss for a while.He muttered again: "One thousand for ten thousand? I'm sick... I'm relying on you little bastard to frighten me again!"

Within two seconds of the money in his hand, the red note turned into a big white paper, without a single piece of real money.

Chu Lan was so angry that she threw the white paper away, and when she returned home, she told Ji Chenzhou that she was teased again: "I told you not to sympathize with him, this little bastard has so many tricks, he won't starve himself to death." .”

Chu Lan rolled his eyes at him.The interest was interrupted twice, and I got angry again, and it was impossible to bring it up again.He simply took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a bath, and he also pulled Ji Shenzhou along: "I'm afraid that he will go out and be deceived. After all, he is a snake and has not received the education like us."

"That's true." Ji Chenzhou also took off his clothes, revealing a tattoo under his collarbone. The tattoo was originally a snake, but he didn't know if the tattoo artist was not good enough or something, but it looked like an earthworm.

When Chu Lan saw it for the first time, she was laughed at for a long time.