The pet snake's escape plan

At that time, when Chu Lan saw his tattoo, he couldn't straighten up laughing. Ji Chenzhou tried his best to explain to him for a long time, but he couldn't restore his image in his mind.

The tattoo was to commemorate his dead pet snake. He took the photo of the snake to the tattoo shop to get a tattoo. Unfortunately, the snake was too small when it died, and the tattoo didn't look like a snake, but looked like an earthworm.He was extremely depressed and wanted to change it again, but when he thought of the pain of tattooing, he got goosebumps all over his body.

He is not afraid of people's jokes when he speaks out, he is a big man, and he is not afraid of anything else, except pain.Occasionally when I get sick and go to the hospital for blood tests, I dare not go to see the needle.

So Ji Chenzhou refused to take the offense, and Chu Lan was too lazy to take the offense.

Mo Wang must not let Mo Wang know about his weakness. Thinking about the dozens of blood holes that Chu Lan was bitten by him will hurt him.

After the two of them took a shower and tidied up their things, their stomachs began to growl.Chu Lan glanced at the refrigerator, and said to herself: "No, I remember that there should be some stock in the freezer before I left, why is it so clean now..."

After he finished speaking, he thought of the two snakes tossing about at home, and he knew what was going on.Rolling his eyes silently, he shouted to Ji Shenzhou: "Shen Zhou, let's order takeaway, it's too late to buy food now."

Ji Chenzhou nodded. Naturally, he didn't want to cook, and being overwhelmed by oily ideas was the second biggest shadow in his life after tattoos.

Chu Lan said again: "I don't know what those two little beasts are eating for lunch..."

Ji Chenzhou smiled helplessly: "You are really fraternal. If you want to comment on the Chinese excrement officer who moved me, I think it must be you."

"Go." Chu Lan glanced at him, "I'll go and shovel shit for my little ones. I'll pick up the golden retriever tomorrow. It's too inconvenient without a golden retriever. No one will take the takeaway for me."

Ji Chenzhou raised his eyebrows: "I'm not human?"

"Oh... I forgot about this." He suddenly gave him a thumbs up, "You are better than a golden retriever."

"...You compare me to a dog?" Ji Chenzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

The two upstairs have just ordered takeaway, and the two downstairs have already eaten hot fried chicken.Bai Jing had a chicken wing in one hand and a chicken leg in the other, his mouth was full of greasy food, and his lips were a little redder than usual.

While eating, he muttered indistinctly: "Why do humans spit out bones after eating chicken...it's so troublesome."

Sitting opposite him, Mo Wang shook his head, ignored his nonsensical questions, took a sip of Coke, and frowned: "Why does Ji Chenzhou like to drink this kind of thing? How good is it?"

"Ah?" Bai Jing thought he was asking himself, so he quickly finished eating the chicken wing in his right hand, picked up the Coke can and took a sip, "Well, it's probably because... it's sweet?"

"Sugar water is also sweet, why doesn't he drink sugar water?" Mo Wang looked at the oily fingerprints and mouth marks left on the Coke can, and suddenly lost the desire to continue drinking.

Bai Jing shook his head.It is too difficult for the two snakes to figure out what the human mind is.

Mo Wang didn't make a sound anymore, and continued to look at him, Bai Jing ate seriously, and didn't notice the hunger in his eyes.He grabbed the last chicken wing, and just took a bite into his mouth, before chewing twice, he suddenly stopped, his facial features all twisted together: "Ah... so spicy, so spicy!"

They didn't call it spicy wings at first, and I don't know if the store pretended to be wrong or what, but they mixed a spicy one in it.Bai Jing, who had never eaten spicy food before, blushed suddenly, his nose was covered with fine sweat, his tongue was sticking out like a puppy, and he looked at Mo Wang with tears in his eyes: "What, what should I do! It's so spicy, I'm going to die!"

It's a pity that Mo Wang didn't know what to do. After all, he had just transformed into a human form, and he was too inexperienced in the world, so he had no idea about human peppers.Seeing that he couldn't ask for help, Bai Jing's eyes suddenly fell on the iced Coke on the table, and he grabbed it and drank it vigorously.

The sweetness and coolness of the cola temporarily overwhelmed the spiciness, so he couldn't help but take a few more sips.And Mo Wang watched his Adam's apple slide up and down on his fair neck, and swallowed accordingly.

Bai Jing finally got rid of the spicy food, took out two napkins and blew his nose hard, looking at the chicken wing that he took a bite of, he couldn't bear to waste it, hesitated again and again, and chose to pinch it and continue eating.

Mo Wang raised his eyebrows: "Are you still eating?"

Bai Jing groaned twice, opened another can of Coke, and finished eating the hot wings in pain and happiness.

The redness on Bai Jing's face after eating the hot wings had spread to the base of his ears, and he leaned on the sofa with the same red tip of his tongue, feeling so hot that he suspected snake life.

Looking at him, Mo Wang couldn't help but find it funny, he understood what it means to "choose the spicy food by yourself, and you have to finish it even if you cry".

Bai Jing sniffed and wiped his tears with his sleeve: "I will never, ever eat spicy food again!"

I don’t know how many human beings have made similar rhetoric. Even if the chrysanthemum is sore the next day, the scar will be healed after three or five days.

Snakes are no exception.

So Mo Wang didn't intend to believe him at all, and suddenly sat beside him, his eyes locked on his rosy lips and he couldn't move away.Bai Jing was still immersed in the sharp pain and didn't recover, he felt the corner of his lips being kissed, subconsciously trying to push, but he grabbed his oily hands and sucked his fingers one by one.

Bai Jing's eyes widened. His face was already red, but now it was so red that it was about to bleed. He murmured, "You...you..."

After licking his fingers, Mo Wang frowned, his usually calm face twisted a bit: "It's really spicy."

So the two snakes divided up the last can of Coke and collapsed on the sofa.