The pet snake's escape plan

After saying a few words of blessing, the four of them clinked glasses symbolically.Drinking was originally just for entertainment, the alcohol content was not high, and Chu Lan didn't want to get anyone drunk, just stared at the two snakes, curious about their performance.

Both snakes were drinking alcohol for the first time, but their reactions were completely different.Mo Wang sniffed it first, took a sip, then frowned, gulped down the wine in his mouth with his Adam's apple, smacked it again, took a second sip, and then put down the glass.

But Bai Jing didn't know what it was, since it was given by the owner, he should drink it as a drink.Unprepared, he took a big sip, only to feel that something was wrong in his mouth, his face immediately wrinkled together in grievance, the wine in his mouth was either swallowed or spit out, his whole body was stiff for a few seconds, and he swallowed it with a thud. Tears swirled, and she grinned and cried at Chu Lan: "You bully me! Why did you give me such a nasty drink! It's bitter and spicy... I, I won't talk to you anymore!"

He got up abruptly and ran to the bathroom.Chu Lan was caught off guard by his reaction, opened her mouth wide and was stunned for a long time before hearing Ji Chenzhou say: "I told you not to let them drink, have you forgotten that Bai Suzhen was forced back to her original form by the realgar wine?"

Chu Lan glared at him: "That's not true. Besides, this is not realgar wine."

Mo Wang had already got up to chase, Ji Chenzhou grabbed him and said, "Wait, give your master a chance to make up for it." At the same time, he gave Chu Lan a wink.

Chu Lan finally came to her senses, and hurried to the bathroom to look for Bai Jing, only to see that he was crying and washing his face, his eyes were red, and he was so wronged.

Chu Lan was very guilty immediately, and even felt that she was heinous, so she stepped forward to apologize to him: "I'm sorry."

Bai Jing snorted, turned off the faucet, and choked, "You'll bully me! You bullied me when I was a snake before, but now I'm a human, you still bully me!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong!" Chu Lan felt that her heart was wrinkled like Bai Jing's little face, and hurriedly hugged him, pressing his head into her arms, "I will do it again later." I won’t bully you anymore, if I bully you again, I will...I’m willing to be bitten by Mo Wang a hundred times! I’ll be fucked a hundred times by Ji Chenzhou, and I won’t be able to get out of bed for three days!”

He spoke in a not low voice, the two people outside the room could hear clearly, Mo Wang raised his eyebrows, and Ji Chenzhou spit out a mouthful of wine.

He quickly took out two napkins, wiped his mouth and the table, and shouted, "You're murdering your own husband!"

Chu Lan ignored him, and rubbed Bai Jing's head to comfort him: "Don't cry, don't cry, be good."

Bai Jing wiped all the water and tears from his face on Chu Lan's clothes, pouted and said, "Then forgive you this time."

"Okay, okay, I knew my Blizzard was the cutest and the cutest." He rubbed Bai Jing's cheeks again, kissed him lightly on the forehead, and said softly, "Then let's go out to eat? Not tasty."

Bai Jing gave a "hmm" and said, "I want to drink Coke."

"Okay, okay, let's drink as much Coke as you want." Chu Lan took his hand and returned to the dining table, just in time to see Ji Chenzhou go to the refrigerator to get Coke, so she called him, "Hey Shenzhou, give us another can noob."

Ji Chenzhou threw the Coke in his hand, Chu Lan took it and handed it to Bai Jing, and pulled the ring for him, and asked Ji Chenzhou: "I said you drink Coke too? You don't need to drive tomorrow, don't you want to drink?"

"What's so good about that thing? It's 'bitter and spicy'. I don't want to touch it when I have to drink it." He took another can of Coke and looked back at Mo, "What about you? Can you drink it?" drink?"

"What's so good about sweet water?" Mo Wang glanced at him, "I'd rather drink."

Bai Jing just swallowed the Coke, and corrected him: "It's not sweet water, it's sweet water when you're out of breath."

Mo Wang didn't argue with him, and he said: "Well, no."

So Bai Jing pushed his leftover wine to him: "You drink it for me, it's not good to waste it."

Mo Wang nodded.Ji Chenzhou sat back in his seat and looked at Chu Lan, his eyes seemed to say, "Look at how he coaxes his wife, and then look at you."

Chu Lan gave him a hard look.

Several people chatted while eating, and they ate very slowly.Baijing Cola was almost drunk, but the food didn't move much. Chu Lan thought it didn't suit his appetite, so he asked if he wanted to do something else, but he pouted: "No, I want to eat cake."

Chu Lan was stunned for a moment, thinking that this guy had been waiting for the cake for a long time, she couldn't help shaking her head and chuckling, rubbing his head: "Okay, okay, I'll get it for you."

As he spoke, he ordered Ji Chenzhou to fetch a cake and put it in front of Bai Jing. Bai Jing opened the box, saw the strawberries on the cake, picked one up and put it in his mouth.

Ji Chenzhou didn't even have time to stop him, so he had to say: "No...do you want to put a candle in and take a photo or something?"

"Don't worry about that, let him eat." Chu Lan took another sip of his wine, and was about to pick up some vegetables, when a strawberry was handed to him suddenly.He looked at Bai Jing and bit the strawberry with a smile.

Suddenly, Bai Jing's ears turned red, he looked away, and took another strawberry to show Mo Wang.But when he turned his head, he didn't see anyone, Mo Wang's seat was empty, the chopsticks were still there, but the person was gone.

"What's going on?" Ji Chenzhou was also stunned, "He was still there just now, who saw him leave?"

Chu Lan shook her head, he was only teasing Xiao Baijing, so he didn't care about Mo Wang.Just as he was about to say whether he should go to the toilet to look for it, he suddenly heard Bai Jing scream, and the latter's eyes fell on the chair: "You, why did you turn back into a snake?!"

Ji Chenzhou got up and saw that there was indeed a black snake coiled on the chair, looking drunk and staggering.

"When the snake drank too much wine...will it change back to its original form?"

But no one answered him, because Chu Lan's attention was all on Bai Jing, and he saw that the chestnut hair of the other party slowly faded to white, and his eyes turned red.

"you……"

He was too surprised to say a complete sentence, Bai Jing also realized something, and suddenly raised his hand to cover his face: "Don't look at me!"

The atmosphere suddenly became stiff, Chu Lan saw Bai Jing's cheeks flushed, and hurriedly pulled his hand: "What are you blocking?"

"Don't look at me, ugly."

"It's not ugly," he laughed, and pulled the other person's face back. "Where is it ugly? This is not very good."

Bai Jing was dubious: "Really?"

"Really." Chu Lan nodded seriously, and asked again, "So this is what you really look like? Before that..."

"It's his blindfold."

"Now that he's turned back into a snake, the blindfold doesn't work?" Ji Chenzhou looked at the drunken snake and continued.

"should be."

While several people were talking, Mo Wang, who turned back into a snake, suddenly arched his body, jumped onto the table, shook his head to find the smell of the wine, found the wine glass, and plunged into the wine again.

Ji Chenzhou couldn't laugh or cry: "You still drink!"

Mo Wang ignored him, gulped down the rest of the wine, then burped, fell down, belly up, Xinzi spit out like a corpse.

Chu Lan couldn't help laughing: "You're so drunk after just two drinks, come, come, have some more." As she spoke, she picked up the wine bottle, poured the wine into the mouth of the bottle and approached him.

Smelling the aroma of the wine, Mo Wang raised his head again and wanted to drink it, but he was too drunk to see clearly, and he didn't touch the mouth of the bottle after shaking it for a long time.Finally, he gave up, turned his body back, yawned big, and lay down in a straight line.

Everyone had nothing to do with this drunk snake, but Bai Jing simply ignored him and ate the cake to himself.Ji Chenzhou poked Mo Wang with his finger, and he hooked his tail with one poke, which made him laugh.

Bai Jing ate the cake so much that his mouth was full of cream. Chu Lan looked at him for a while, then suddenly reached out and wiped some cream from the side of the cake, rubbing it on his nose.Bai Jing froze for a moment, lowered his eyes to stare at the tip of his nose, then shook his head, and wiped Chu Lan's face with a tooth for a tooth.

The two smeared each other randomly. Ji Chenzhou was watching a play, but when he looked up, he saw two paws covered in cream patted towards him, and there were two five-fingerprints on one left and one right on his face.

He froze on the spot, and then smiled helplessly for a long time, reached out to wipe the cream off his face, and rubbed it on the head of the drunken black snake.

Mo Wang was so drunk that he passed out, his pitch-black scales covered with funny white, and continued to sleep soundly.

The few people tossed and tossed until very late before they were too tired to take a shower and rest. Bai Jing was too lazy to go home, so he hugged Mo Wang and slept on the sofa.The more he slept, the heavier he felt on his body, and when he woke up in the middle of the night, he saw that a certain snake had turned back into a human form and was pressing on him, almost making him unable to breathe.

The next day, Mo Wang really had a headache and couldn't get out of bed.