The pet snake's escape plan

Seeing that New Year's Eve is approaching, Chu Lan, a lazy person who is too lazy to celebrate the New Year, has to start preparations early this year. Who added three people to the family.

Of course, Chu Lan's preparation for the new year's goods was actually to order others to prepare.He contributes the money, and Ji Shenzhou contributes.

In fact, Ji Shenzhou was also very rich, otherwise it would be impossible to buy a house without thinking about it for more than three seconds.It's a pity that compared with Chu Lan, it's still nothing compared to the big witch. After the two confirmed their relationship, one day Ji Shenzhou didn't know what strange novel he read, and suddenly said to Chu Lan on a whim: "I also want to experience the feeling of being taken care of."

So this guy quit his job, and was taken care of by Chu Lan at home with peace of mind, and went to him by the way.

Chu Lan: Meow meow?

On the 29th day of the year, Ji Shenzhou woke up early to go to the supermarket, bought a lot of things and came back to fill up the refrigerator.The two snakes will naturally come back to live with them in the past few days of the Chinese New Year. For this reason, Chu Lan specially asked Ji Chenzhou to clean up the bedroom that was used as a utility room, bought another big bed, and added a few small pieces of furniture. Mo hoped they would live.

At nine o'clock in the morning, the house was quiet, only the golden retriever and puppet came out to pick him up.Ji Chenzhou put his things back, pushed open the bedroom door, and saw that Chu Lan was still sleeping soundly with the quilt in his arms, and Mo Wang and Bai Jing were also hugging each other on the other side, showing no intention of waking up.

Ji Chenzhou twitched his mouth, walked to the bed, leaned down and whispered in Chu Lan's ear: "Chu Lan, your palm has escaped from prison."

After he said this, Chu Lan woke up suddenly and sat up: "What? What! Who escaped from prison?!"

And Ji Chenzhou had already fled, and ran to Mo Wang's side again, leaning against the door, holding a wad of money in his hand and addressing them one by one: "Mo Wang, your master will give you pocket money."

When he counted thirty, Mo Wang, who was "sleeping", suddenly opened his eyes, got out of bed and came to grab the money in his hand.

Ji Chenzhou dodged it with quick eyes and hands, raised his eyebrows: "Pretending to be asleep is not what you snakes should do."

Mo Wang snorted coldly, and at this time Bai Jing was also awakened by the noise, rubbed his eyes, and said in a soft and slow wake-up voice: "What's wrong?"

——Since the last time Mo Wang lost his spell due to drunkenness, he has not continued to make up the spell.Chu Lan said that it was because of her own family that there was no need for that, it was enough to cover it up when going out so as not to attract too much attention.So now Bai Jing maintains his real appearance with white hair and red eyes.

There was a bit of sleepiness in the ruby-like clear eyes at the moment, and against his flushed cheeks due to the overheating of the heater, he looked extraordinarily lovable.

Ji Chenzhou couldn't help but stepped forward to touch his head, but was stopped by Mo Wang: "Don't touch him."

"How about this, you let me touch him, and I'll give you the 3000 yuan, how about it?" Ji Chenzhou made a condition and slapped the money in his hand.

Mo Wang's expression twisted immediately, he looked at Qian and then at the blank Bai Jing, gritted his teeth and chose to close his eyes.

Seeing him slumped, Ji Chenzhou couldn't help being in a good mood, and reached out his hand to touch the soft white hair. Bai Jing, as if he hadn't woken up, rubbed against his palm with his eyes closed, breathed steadily, and fell asleep again.

So Mo Wang spread his palms towards him: "Money."

Ji Chenzhou rolled his eyes at him, and patted him a stack of banknotes: "Come out and help me with my work."

The two walked to the living room, closed the bedroom door, and saw Chu Lan coming out rubbing the back of her neck, scratching her messy hair: "I said Shen Zhou, your move is too bad, and you almost scared me out of it." Heart attack."

Ji Chenzhou was not ashamed, and even teased him: "Didn't you never worry about pets escaping from prison before? How can you wake you up now?"

Chu Lan yawned: "Hey, this time and that time." Looking up, she saw the wall clock in the living room, "It's only 09:30, why did you wake us up so early?"

"Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health." Ji Chenzhou took out breakfast from the plastic bag on the table, "I brought you breakfast, eat it while it's hot."

Chu Lan sniffed and sniffed, then squinted at him, and said twice: "I don't know who tormented me so much that I couldn't sleep last night."

Chu Lan and Mo Wang sat face to face and had breakfast, because Bai Jing hadn't woken up yet, his share was temporarily kept warm on the heater.The two naively competed for a plate of mustard, but Chu Lan couldn't grab him, so he insulted him: "I said, why hasn't our little Baijing got up yet? Did you go too far like Ji Chenzhou last night?"

Mo Wang took a sip of tofu nao: "I'm not as beastly as he is."

... As a human being, he was actually called "animal" by a snake.Ji Chenzhou, who was chopping fish in the kitchen, couldn't help but twitched his mouth, raised the kitchen knife and chopped it hard, until the cutting board bounced.

Chu Lan was caught off guard by him and trembled, swallowed the food in her mouth, pointed at Mo Wang with her chopsticks: "You just wait, if you mess with him, you will look good."

Mo Wang raised his chin: "Let him come anyway."

Suddenly there was the sound of water in the kitchen, Ji Chenzhou washed his hands, took a stack of things from the refrigerator and threw them in front of the two: "Post these for me after dinner."

Chu Lan pinched them one by one to see that the couplets, blessing characters, and window grilles were all available, and said helplessly: "You don't need to be so particular? No one plays with these things these days."

"That won't work," Ji Chenzhou scorned Mo Wang, "As a natural human being, we have to set an example for these acquired little guys, let them have a good understanding of human civilization, and let them know that they should not talk back to adults."

Mo Wang squinted his eyes: "Then I will be taught, and please 'teach' me well."

Chu Lan silently rolled her eyes at each of them.

After posting the couplets on 29, on the [-]th day, a few slackers had nothing to do on the sofa, listening to the firecrackers going off outside, Chu Lan chewed the potato chips expressionlessly.

And Mo Wang and Bai Jing are leaning on each other, you eat a box of ice cream one spoon at a time.

Yes, you heard it right, eating ice cream in winter.Because the floor heating in Chulan's house is too hot, she wears cotton clothes outside and half-sleeves at home, if she doesn't turn on the humidifier in the middle of the night, she will wake up with dry mouth the next morning.

The house is too hot, and Chu Lan's snakes can survive the winter without using a heating pad. He wants to winterize the palms and start spring breeding, so he has to put the snakes on the balcony to find the right temperature.

But at this moment, he was looking at the two greasy snakes with disgust on his face, hating himself for letting Ji Chenzhou cook and not being able to accompany him to openly abuse the dog.

No, all the dogs in his family are showing affection. The golden retriever is having a great time playing with a ball with the puppet. The puppet flicks the ball out with its paws, and the golden retriever rushes to pick it up and brings it back to its feet.

He angrily poured the remaining broken potato chips into his mouth, thinking what the hell he had raised.

After the two snakes finished dividing the box of ice cream, Bai Jing licked the spoon eagerly, while Mo Wang habitually helped him lick the ice cream stains from the corners of his mouth.Unwilling to be lonely, Chu Lan tuned the TV a few times, and suddenly asked, "By the way, haven't you two shed your skin for a long time?"

"Moulting?" Bai Jing blinked, and then remembered that there was such a thing. After being a human for several months, he almost forgot that he was a snake, "It seems to be..."

"Then did you become human so you don't have to shed your skin anymore?" Chu Lan asked again.

"I want to shed." Mo Wang answered him with a rare cooperation, "but the frequency will be lower than before, maybe only once a year or two."

Chu Lan rubbed her chin: "That means... your lifespan will also be extended?"

In fact, he has wanted to ask this question for a long time, but for various reasons, he has not been able to ask it.Snake moulting means growth, every time it molts, it will grow a little bit, young snakes grow fast, and may shed their skin once every half a month, but the frequency of adult snakes like Mo Wang and the others drops to once every few months.When Bai Jing's mother was at the age, she hardly shed her skin.

So when Mo Wang said that she only molts once a year or two, Chu Lan was still a little relieved, because the lower frequency of molt means slower growth and longer lifespan.

Mo Wang glanced at him and understood what he was thinking: "That's natural. If you can't prolong your lifespan after becoming a spirit, few will be willing to become a spirit. The higher the cultivation level, the longer your lifespan. It's not a problem to live a hundred or eighty years after the human form, and it won't die earlier than you."

Hearing what he said, Chu Lan was completely relieved, and grasped another key word: "Cultivation? I haven't seen you practice. How did you get your cultivation?"

This time, Mo Wang pointed to the sky and then to the ground: "There is spiritual energy in the sky, and earth energy on the ground. You can breathe it out. Of course, you mortals can't feel it."

Knowing that she was despised by him, Chu Lan twitched the corner of her mouth: "It is agreed that after the founding of the country, you will not be allowed to become a master?"

Mo Wang was unexpectedly serious: "There is actually some truth in this statement. With the development of modern technology, the environment is getting worse and worse, and the spiritual energy is also decreasing. Therefore, there are far fewer animals that become spirits than before." He looked at Chu Lan again. One glance, "Besides, you humans are cruel and cunning, and animals that can become sperm are unwilling to show up in front of you. If we weren't pets, we would have hid far away from you."

"Hey, you are a map cannon." Chu Lan argued, but she still had to admit that what this guy said was not wrong.

Mo Wang withdrew his gaze: "My original owner's house, and yours, are all places with good Fengshui, so it's easier to get aura. I think the reason why I can transform has a lot to do with this."

Chu Lan said "Oh" and said to herself: "It's true. Although my father is rich, he is a bit superstitious. When I bought this house, he invited many people to look at Feng Shui."

He was thinking, and suddenly his hair stood on end, and he looked at the golden retriever and the puppet who were playing with the ball: "Then...they can't... become spirits, right?"

Mo Wang followed his line of sight, and suddenly snorted disdainfully: "I still want to become a master with this bit of wisdom, let's talk about it in my next life."

Bai Jing had been listening to their conversation, but he didn't understand a word in a daze. He grabbed Mo Wang's clothes and asked him: "But... I haven't cultivated yet, why can I become a spirit?"

Mo Wang put his hands on his head and began to rub his head, his eyes became as soft as his hair: "You don't need to practice, it's enough for me to provide you with cultivation base."

Bai Jing was full of doubts, and Mo Wang said again: "Of course my daughter-in-law wants me to raise her, so I will also provide the cultivation you need. Is there anything wrong?"

Chu Lan got goose bumps all over her body, and shivered: "If you continue to produce more dog food, I won't have to buy food for the golden retriever in the future."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden scream from the kitchen.His heart sank immediately, and he ran to the kitchen without his slippers on: "Shen Zhou! What's wrong with you? Did you get the cut!"

He rushed into the kitchen, only to see kitchen knives thrown on the cutting board, and Ji Chenzhou was sucking with his left index finger in his mouth.He hurriedly took his hand and looked at it carefully: "Where is it cut? Where is it cut?"

He searched for a long time, but he didn't see any wound on the opponent's finger. He looked up suspiciously, and saw Ji Chenzhou pointing at the tip of his index finger: "This."

Chu Lan was speechless for a moment.

The nail of Ji Chenzhou's index finger was chipped off a little bit, because it was cut short, so it was not very obvious.But with such a small wound, Chu Lan really didn't understand how he could scream like that.

Seeing his cold expression, Ji Chenzhou hurriedly showed him how seriously injured he was, squeezed his fingertips hard, and squeezed out a trace of blood: "Look! It's broken! It's bleeding!"

Chu Lan: "Hehe."

Ji Chenzhou was hurt by being squeezed by himself again, and he shook his hands and said, "It really hurts! Don't you plan to feel sorry for me?"

Chu Lan dug her ears: "I said you don't want to be ashamed. A big man is screaming because of this wound. If it spreads out, I'm ashamed for you."

"Who is not allowed to be a little weak?" Ji Chenzhou went to the sink to wash the wound, was shocked by the water, and gasped in pain again.

Chu Lan scoffed at him: "If you don't want to cook, just say so, and why don't you give me a trick..."

"I really accidentally cut it!"

"Pull it down." Chu Lan waved at him, rolled up her sleeves and pushed him aside, "You go and rest, I'll do it."

Ji Chenzhou pursed his lips, said "Call me if you need help" and walked into the living room.And Chu Lan looked at the cutting board, murmured "It's so troublesome", took a deep breath, picked up the kitchen knife and continued to chop vegetables.

However, within 5 minutes, Ji Chenzhou came back with resentment on his face. Chu Lan asked him what was wrong in surprise, and he said:

"I'd better cook with you, I can't stand those two anymore, I'm too tired to have a toothache."

Chu Lan: "..."

During the day, they spend all their time spreading and eating dog food. All the single pets in Chu Lan's family said that they have survived to the point of doubting their lives.

After dinner in the evening, it was still early, and several people discussed making some dumplings.The two humans naturally made the dumplings neatly—although Ji Chenzhou raised a finger and it still didn't affect the speed—it's a pity that it is too difficult to teach two snakes. After teaching for a long time, the dumplings still look like snakes.

Chu Lan looked at the strangely shaped dumplings with a distorted face, and felt sorry for the dumpling fillings that she had worked so hard to chop: "I said, can you do it? If you can't, then stop playing, it's not for you to knead the dough."

As he was talking, Bai Jing struggled to close a dumpling on the other side, but when he pinched it on one side, it opened on the other side, and the dumpling filling fell all over the table.

Chu Lan raised her forehead with a headache.

So Bai Jing put down the dumpling wrappers and pouted, "I'm quitting."

Chu Lan wished that he would quit, and was about to drive the two snakes away, but Mo Wang suddenly stopped him with his arm: "Wait a minute."

"how?"

Mo Wang squinted his eyes and didn't explain. He stretched out his hand and swept it away. In an instant, the dumpling skins flew up one after another, and they were automatically combined in the air. The thin-skinned and large-looking dumplings fell into the tray one by one.

Chu Lan's mouth has been opened into an O-shape, looking at the plate of dumplings that have already been wrapped, she stammered, "This, isn't this a trick?"

Mo Wang snorted: "You can try it." Then he pulled Bai Jing up, turned his head and walked away proudly.

Chu Lan looked at his back, no matter how she looked at it, she felt that she deserved a beating.

When midnight was approaching, Chu Lan dragged his family out to set off firecrackers, and Ji Chenzhou refused to light them on the grounds that his fingers were injured.Chu Lan gave him several supercilious looks, so she had no choice but to drag the firecrackers straight, lit the incense and ran away quickly.

The two snakes were playing with firework sticks over there, and when they were startled by the sound of firecrackers, they screamed and ran, jumped and chased, just like two fools.

Ji Chenzhou covered his ears, breathing white air.Chu Lan lit the fireworks tube on the other side, returned to him, and shouted against the crackling of firecrackers: "Happy New Year!"

Ji Shenzhou also shouted back: "Happy New Year!"

Chu Lan got into his arms, and Ji Chenzhou covered his ears from behind.The two snakes also ran back, and the firework sticks in their hands were extinguished, so they took four more and lit them to share equally.Ji Shenzhou took out his mobile phone, four hands and four firework sticks squeezed into the lens, and in the distance were the colorful fireworks in the night sky, all of which were brightly and warmly illuminated by the flash.

When the twelve o'clock bell struck, the two snakes snuggled up to each other, shoulder to shoulder, and kissed each other amidst the fireworks blooming and crackling firecrackers.

One yuan resumes, and all phenomena are renewed.