The pet snake's escape plan

The two snakes have recently become obsessed with surfing the Internet.

Ordinarily, it was quite early for Chu Lan to buy mobile phones for them. There are also several computers at home, ranging from laptops to desktops, and from business machines to game books.Naturally, the Internet is not bad, and watching movies on four terminals at the same time will not be stuck... So Chu Lan doesn't quite understand why they are only now obsessed with the Internet.

As a child, he must have enough curiosity and desire to explore new things, Chu Lan expressed his understanding, understanding.

It's just that their Internet addiction is a little bit big.

It’s not too big, at most, I set the alarm clock at 98 o’clock in the morning to collect the enchantment card, the very short level is all[-], do daily work with the minecart runner in the afternoon, and then play ranking at night, and then set the alarm clock for the next day to wash Wash and sleep.

It also cost Chu Lan tens of thousands of RMB within a month, a full illustrated book and a great African Onmyoji.One day, Ji Shenzhou went to their abandoned account to check, and found that the two had a six-star Qing Ji with a full level, and a top-quality imperial soul.

Chu Lan said it's okay, it's okay, I still have money, you can play whatever you want, as long as you are happy.

As a result, the two snakes started playing various software again, chatting on WeChat, browsing Weibo, fighting emoticons, posting selfies, and showing affection.Shang Mobao gave money to Jack Ma, is it hungry if you are hungry?I collected all kinds of up masters who raised snakes at station b, and I gave them coins when they had nothing to do. Anyway, it was Chu Lan's money, so I didn't feel bad.For a while, I was crazy about Xiuxian novels, thinking that I could transform into a dragon every day.In the end, she was brought into the Danmei Pit by Ji Chenzhou, and since then she has never looked back, and the sex positions have changed a hundred and eight ways.

Chu Lan said that I can bear it.

Until one day, Bai Jing took the mobile phone and told him that the memory was out, and asked him to replace it with the latest Macintosh. He snatched it and looked at it, staring at the dozens of games on it, and his hair stood on end.

He raised his head and asked, "Aren't you snakes tired? Or is there only one organ in your body: the liver?"

He reset the phone to factory settings, and handed it back to Bai Jing: "Come on, new phone, take it."

Bai Jing burst into tears.

Ever since Chu Lan restored Bai Jing's cell phone to factory settings that day, he has received the eye knife from Mowang for half a month in a row, was evacuated by someone at two o'clock in the morning for one week in a row, and was awakened by an alarm clock that inexplicably appeared at [-]:[-] a.m. for three days in a row , I also received a large box of express delivery, which is full of blades.

So Chu Lan rushed downstairs angrily, grabbed Mo Wang who was beating jjc, and scolded him all over his face.

Mo Wang was coaxed by his scolding, Bai Jing was stunned by his scolding, Ji Chenzhou watched him spit flying and gave him a thumbs up: "I didn't expect you to have such a deep knowledge of cursing, admire, admire."

The two snakes did not speak to Chu Lan for three days.

This morning, the two of them didn't get up until eleven o'clock. The phone was restored to factory and they simply didn't bother to reinstall it. They suddenly realized how beautiful the days without playing games are.

As soon as I opened it, I swiped my mobile phone to post a Weibo, clicked a few likes, and then opened □□ to send good morning to each other. The giant wheel of friendship has been floating.If Chu Lan knew that the two of them slept in the same bed and had to take out their hair every day, good morning and good night, she would definitely call them crazy again.

However, not only are the two snakes not ashamed of it, but they also take pleasure in it.

To be honest, the two snakes are still chatting on video across the room.

One afternoon, Ji Chenzhou, who was relishing reading Bao Yang's novel, suddenly received a WeChat message: 33 Two missing one, are you coming?

Ji Chenzhou was taken aback, and wondered how these two guys knew that he also played a certain large-scale dating software. Thinking about their computer being borrowed by them, he must have seen the icon on the desktop.Type back to him: No, I'm reading a novel.

Mo Wang: Accompany me to the last stage, there are still two.Go up and teach you new poses.

Ji Chenzhou sat up abruptly: Wait for me for 5 minutes.

He immediately turned on the computer, climbed to the account, hung up YY, added friends with each other, and then was pulled into the 33rd team, and looked at the rank: "You two are 11th and 12th? Where are your former teammates?"

Bai Jing: "I heard that I provoked my girlfriend, and my equipment was removed. I was too sad and deleted my account."

Ji Shenzhou: "It's really a sad story. This story tells us that it is still reliable to find a boyfriend."

He said manipulating the character, and swiped the knife handsomely: "Let's row."

The team configuration is a grandfather profession, a father profession, and a dad who does not enter jjc and does not replace the foundation snake.The three grown-up men rolled coquettishly, and after 10 minutes, they succeeded in the upper stage.

Ji Chenzhou: "Quickly tell me, what new posture?"

Mo Wang: "Pull him up at three o'clock in the morning to do it, and guarantee to unlock the new posture."

Ji Chenzhou: "...Get lost."

"Hey, what are you playing?" While chatting, Chu Lan suddenly approached from behind, supporting the table with one hand, "Large platform for friends? Who are you chatting with?"

Ji Shenzhou took off one earphone and pointed to the screen: "Look for yourself."

Chu Lan looked at the names of the two hugging couples, the kaomoji and cute chicken emojis in the chat box, and twitched the corner of her mouth: "Ha ha."

He pulled a chair and sat down next to him, and also hugged a computer: "Wait, I'll accompany you."

Chu Lan was surprised: "You play too?"

"It's been a long time." He quickly bought a big orange martial arts beriberi horse with all kinds of limited editions... bald donkey.

Ji Chenzhou looked at him with mentally retarded eyes, and Chu Lan took two bites of potato chips: "Don't worry, this is a second wife."

"...Ernei is still a big orange weapon?!"

"What can I do about the original owner, a local tyrant?"

Watching that bald donkey put on a wig and a shiny pen pinned to his waist, Ji Chenzhou changed his mind.

"Four big orange weapons?"

"What can I do about the original owner, a local tyrant?"

Ji Chenzhou swallowed: "Chu Lan, I have a new understanding of you. Did you spend money like this before?"

"I've always spent money recklessly." He took off his wig again, changed into an asan outfit, and pinched his face with the anger of man and god.

Ji Shenzhou: "I have a problem with the aesthetics of my partner, what should I do if I start to retaliate against the society? Urgent, wait online."

The four of them called a spare tire from the world again. The spare tire saw Chu Lan's Chengwu, and instantly cut it into a scumbag, and shook his gleaming sword: "Sister, you cut the flower room."

Chu Lan: "Mom, I'm a man."

Spare tire: "Damn it, no wonder you have such hot eyes. Then big brother, are you gay?"

Chu Lan: "How do you know?"

Spare tire: "..."

Mo Wang: "You guys talk a lot of nonsense. I'll take care of it and protect our nanny."

Bai Jing: "What?"

Spare tire: "Is it too late for me to withdraw now?"

The five elders started their frantic jjc, and the spare tire vowed that they would never form a team with lovers in the future, especially two teams of lovers.He was almost out of blood and no one gave him a sip of milk, so he could only make himself invincible.

After a while of howling ghosts and howling wolves in yy, the battle ended. Ji Chenzhou watched Chu Lan's kill 5, and refreshed his impression of him: "I said you have good hand speed. How many years have you been single?"

"I was single until I met you."

They fought a few more times, and when it was time to leave the team, they added Chu Lan's friend as a spare: "Sister... no, big brother, let's play 22 another day."

Chu Lan: "No, it's boring. After graduating with equipment, why play 22, we'll talk about it next season." Turning to look at Ji Shenzhou, "This number is for you, I'm too lazy to take it."

The spare tire silently withdrew from the team.

The two snakes also closed the game, and went upstairs to knock on the door of Chu Lan's house. Mo Wang pressed him on the sofa, and Bai Jing handed him the phone, with bright eyes: "Chu Lan, help me pass the test! "

Chu Lan looked down: Master of Rhythm.

"And there's more, this!"

Chu Lan looked again: Don't step on the white pieces.

So he immediately stood up and wanted to leave, but was pushed back by Mo Wang, and Bai Jing threw himself on him: "Good master, please help me! I've been stuck here for several days!"

"You are not rich, use money to buy."

Bai Jing's face turned red immediately: "The money...is spent, spent."

"The flowers are over?!" Chu Lan finally couldn't hold back and jumped up, "I only gave you three thousand last week, and you have finished spending again?! Why are you such a prodigal!"

Ji Chenzhou suddenly came out of the kitchen wearing an apron: "Are you still ashamed to say that others are prodigal? Buying an account for tens of thousands of dollars and playing all afternoon."

"But I spent my own money!"

Bai Jing's eyes faltered: "Don't be angry... I uninstalled all the money-burning games, so you just help me pass the level, and I promise not to charge money randomly again."

Chu Lan glanced at him, then took his mobile phone: "What you say is what you say."

Bai Jing nodded repeatedly.

So Chu Lan helped him pass ten levels in one go.

From then on, Bai Jing hugged his new thigh.

Mo Wang: I think the blades may be missing.