The pet snake's escape plan

I woke up the next day and found that I was still thinking too much.

If the black king can keep his own place, then he is not the black king. Not only did he cross the dividing line, but he also pressed on me even more excessively.

Not only was it pressed on me, but it was also seen by the excrement shovel officer who rarely got up early to go to the toilet.

I quickly shook the black king off me, raised the snake's head at the shit shovel officer, and told him with my innocent little eyes that I was a victim.

However, he seemed to ignore my pity, pointed at us "you" for a long time, and finally pulled the corner of his mouth: "Are you shameless? Two male snakes are openly gay in broad daylight? Are you still jailbroken? Cross-species gay? "

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No, wait, shit shovel, have you misunderstood something?I am innocent!I was forced, I was raped, I was suppressed!

"I really misjudged you, Black King. Unfortunately, I still want to find a perfect-looking female snake to mate with you. I don't want to ruin your genes. Now it seems that you are really a perfect 'gene'!"

I nodded immediately, right, right, everything is the black king's fault, I'm just a victim!

However, the excrement shovel officer pointed the finger at me again the next moment: "And you, Blizzard, thanks to my hard work in raising you for three years. No wonder you didn't let the female snake conceive a baby snake for a year last year, you Is it not possible, you? I think you are born to be a subject."

……What?What?How dare you say that to me, shit shoveler!I was a kid last year!I'm still in love!How can I have desire if you give me a female snake that can be my mother!Also, you actually said I can't do it?How can you say I can't? !Believe it or not, I will prove it to you now!

"Okay, you two, it's really a waste of your good genes. You two can guard your good genes and be good friends for a lifetime. You don't have to escape from prison in the future, you two just live in prison." Let's go together, anyway, such a big box is more than enough to house two snakes, and save me a box so I can raise other snakes."

No, no no!You who are shoveling shit, wait, you come back!You listen to me explain!

The shit shoveler didn't give me any chance to defend myself, and quickly closed the lid of the box, leaving me with a lonely back.

...Is there any mistake?

It is the first time you have kept king snake and corn in the same box!

Why let him live with me, this is obviously my territory!You shit shovel, are you really not afraid that he will eat me!

I was so angry that I bumped the snake's head against the lid of the box, and that unrecognizable black king actually came to rub against me again, I turned my head and hated him: "Get out!"

Who knew that he looked at me and spat at me: "If you want to escape from prison, I can help you."

Who wants your help!It's none of your business whether I want to escape from prison or not!

I crawled back and forth angrily, just wanting to drive this unsightly black king away from my snake's den.As a result, he yawned: "Don't turn around, you're dizzy."

"If you feel dizzy, get out and don't look!"

"I came in with my ability, why should I get out?"

I:"……"

Okay, okay, you're right, if you don't go, I'll go!

I was so angry by him that I went straight into the shelter.From what I know about the shit shovel officer, he seems to be serious. I don't think I will really live under the same roof as the black king in the future!

Doesn't that mean that as long as he wants to, he can fuck me anytime? !

"Because I couldn't hold back before, I'm sorry, I won't force you in the future." Hei Wang suddenly said to me while hiding.

……get out!Don't think sweet words can impress me, my chrysanthemum is still hurting!You pulled out your penis and ran away, have you considered my feelings? !

One of my majestic male snakes was killed by another male snake, and my snake face was completely lost!How can I mix in corn in the future!

"You can come to the King Snake Realm and I will cover you."

to die!I don't like your tricks!