My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
Chapter 1 First Encounter
City Z, Yujingyuan high-end residential area 25#204
On the super-large display screen, the main traffic route map of City Z, the traffic monitoring screen, and the source code editing and running interface are displayed side by side. The boy's fair and slender fingers tapped on the keyboard, and his black and white almond eyes stared intently at the screen. Finally——
Xiao: The target is locked.
AX: Thank you for your hard work, Master Xiao!
Xiao: ^_^ I will withdraw first.
AX: Wait a minute, Master Xiao!
Xiao:?
AX: This case can be solved smoothly. Thanks to your help, we have cooperated many times, and we have a tacit understanding. After some careful consideration in the organization, we decided to hire you as a commissioner of the Network Department of the Special Affairs Division of the National Security Bureau. , what do you think?
Xiao: Sorry, I'm afraid the time is not very convenient.
Xiao Luo didn't even think about it, and directly refused, not pretending to be mysterious, two days later, he had to go to W University to report and start his new university life.
As early as the first time he helped AX track down the criminal, Xiao Luo had already found out the details of the other party. In line with the tenet of prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication and integrity, coupled with Master's entrustment, he voluntarily helped each time, It can be regarded as training yourself, but if you are bound to the other party for a long time, it is another matter.
The special affairs department of the National Security Bureau is responsible for the special case, and the identity of the suspect is usually quite special, with treacherous abilities, erratic whereabouts, and even more arbitrary criminal motives.Two years ago, AX was ordered to get in touch with Xiao, the NO.2 on the global hacker rankings, the legendary master Xiao who has the blood of country C. After contacting him many times, AX found that Xiao was humble, and occasionally a little...childish?
It is obviously a matter of course for such a person not to be bound by the rules and regulations of the terms and conditions.
Although AX has some regrets, he is not good at forcing the other party.
AX: Looking forward to the next cooperation.
Xiao: If possible, I look forward to world peace^_^
AX smiled, and before he could say anything else, the connection was cut off. It seemed that Master Xiao was in a hurry.
The so-called urgent matter?Xiao Luo stood up, stretched, yawned, and walked towards the bathroom in a daze. While walking, he took off his clothes, revealing a thin and smooth body, with inconspicuous abdominal muscles, and fair skin. Smooth, because he is still in the developmental period, his height has just exceeded 172cm.
After stripping himself naked, Xiao Luo lay down in the bathtub with peace of mind. Thinking about the new students' report two days later, he was still a little excited.He became famous when he was young, and his journey went smoothly. Originally, according to his parents' arrangement, after finishing his high school career, he should go to study in country M. Fortunately, his master helped him to take the college entrance examination smoothly, and got the computer department of W University as he wished. admission notice.
"Dinglingling~" Xiao Luo's mobile phone ringtone defaults to an old-fashioned telephone ringtone, and the sound is continuous, getting louder and louder.
The person who was lying in the bathtub with eyes closed stood up sleepily, and when his left foot landed on the ground, there was a bang, and tragedy struck.
Xiao Luo never expected that he would fall down, hit the back of his head on the bathtub, and then just...die?
When he opened his eyes again, he had to admit that he might really be dead.
City Z, LOLO Pet Shop, is a legendary pet shop that only accepts predestined people. Rich people don’t necessarily mean grandpas. All pets in this shop generally have high IQs, and they are absolutely priceless.
[Hey, little meow, come and play with me! 】
play with you uncle.
Close your eyes, open your eyes, close your eyes, open your eyes... Bewitched, it's still this cat's paw, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGod blame me!
Xiao Luo listlessly glanced at Erha, who was in front of him, and turned to look elsewhere: This is a pet shop with a small layout, warm decoration, and a pink and girlish style. The owner is a little loli with petal hair. The pets in the store are basically small and fluffy, such as the husky cubs who are trying to act stupid in front of him, the litter of pudding hamsters scrambling to eat on the opposite side, and... this little one just full moon who is possessed by him The orange cat is said to be a golden short.
Erha didn't give up, hugged the little milk cat's head, and kept licking it: [Xiao Miao, why are you ignoring me? Aren't we good brothers! 】
Why do cats and dogs become brothers?Xiao Luo was powerless to complain, and directly pushed the fluffy head away with his paws. It has been three hours and 15 minutes since he regained consciousness. During this period, no customer came in the pet shop.
The business was sluggish, and the shop owner wasn't worried at all. Instead, he sat leisurely in front of the computer and played games. Xiao Luo glanced at it from a distance, and found that the cat's eyesight was much better than he expected. You can see it clearly.
[Little Meow~ Let's play peek-a-boo, shall we? 】After Erha was pushed away, he pounced on him sullenly.
Xiao Luo yawned, and really couldn't figure out why this husky cub was so full of energy when it was also just full moon, but——
As a mature person, how could he play peek-a-boo with Erha.
[Go away, or I will disfigure you. 】
[Xiao Miao, you finally paid attention to her, ouch~ ouch!Woohoo...] Erha, whose paws were scratched, finally learned to be good, and ran to the back of the cat climbing frame, showing half of his face, carefully looking at him and collapsed on the ground, with his belly upturned, looking like a loveless little girl orange cat.
Finally the ears are quiet.
Xiao Luo sighed, looked up at the sky, feeling something was wrong.
He didn't steal, he didn't grab, he didn't enjoy enough of the good life, why was he suddenly so unlucky, he fell and killed himself?
And turned into a cat cub just full moon, waiting for a human with unknown personality, male or female, to buy him back?But judging by the operating conditions of this pet shop, maybe he will stay here forever and be nagged by Erha all day long.
"Welcome." The mechanized female voice rang along with the sound of the wind chime as the glass door moved away.
Xiao Luo turned her head to look at the door, the owner, Little Lolita, was still playing games, it was a 25-player group book, she didn't seem to be planning to stand up and greet the guests.
[Xiao Miao, she is a good-looking young lady! ] Erha, who didn’t remember beating, ran over again, excitedly twisting his buttocks and tail, and greeted the guests with a flattering expression.
The person who came was a girl in her early twenties, tall and slender, with delicate features, wearing a W University uniform.
Xiao Luo regained his energy immediately, stood up quickly, and walked forward.
Compared with Erha, who is writhing extra vigorously, the little orange cat looks quiet and shy.
[Little meow, follow me, pinch your butt and flick your tail. It is said that human beings like lively little babies! 】
【…】Xiao Luo took two steps away in disgust, so as not to be infected by this Erha.
Facts have proved: Erha is right.
When the little sister picked up Erha and walked towards the counter, Xiao Luo's mood was extremely complicated: Why did he lose to a Erha with such a handsome cat?He really wants to go to W University to have a look...
[Xiao Miao, I'm leaving first, remember to keep in touch with Qiuqiu from now on! 】Erha patted on the young lady's shoulder, and waved at the little orange cat.
Xiao Luo watched with a blank face, seriously suspecting that he was hallucinating: Qiuqiu will keep in touch in the future?
Could it be that Erha himself is also a person?not like.
"Welcome." Another guest came.
Xiao Luo looked expectantly, he was a young man, wearing a white shirt and jeans, not wearing the uniform of University W, so he lost interest immediately.
"I need a well-behaved cat." The voice was deep and magnetic, and the words were correct and recognizable.
The little orange cat was originally lying on its stomach in a dispirited state, but couldn't help but straighten up, its ears trembling, and thought: This sound is quite nice.
"There is only one English short left in the store, but most of the orange cats are lively and coquettish, you can go and have a look first." The owner, Xiao Luoli, continued to stare at her computer screen without turning her head. You are right in front of you, walk seven meters forward."
A wayward shopkeeper.Xiao Luo silently commented, thinking that the guest's voice was beautiful, he reluctantly gave the guest three points of attention. Seeing this, he couldn't help being stunned: the voice is nice, and the face is also good-looking. of.
Ling Su is 185cm tall, and he belongs to the taller group among boys. He has broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs. He has become the official grass recognized by the Finance Department of W University. Three years have passed in a flash, and he has entered the senior year of his senior year, and he is as stable as Mount Tai on the throne of the grass.
"what?"
The little orange cat squatted quietly, looking very well-behaved, fluffy, looking at him with round eyes, meowing softly.
Ling Su's heart suddenly turned into a puddle of water.
"Didn't it mean that the orange cat has an active personality and likes to be coquettish? It's so quiet, so it's a scheming cat." Mingming was very satisfied in his heart, but he still had to put on a disgusted and critical look on his face.
When Xiao Luo heard it, he complained angrily: What kind of idol drama male second character design, this is clearly a snake spirit who is good at brain supplementation.
"Boss, I want this cat."
"Give me the redemption card." The shopkeeper, Little Lolita, finally finished the dungeon, and turned around with a smile, "This little orange cat has just reached the full moon, and we have special milk powder and milk cakes here, natural kitten food, cat litter, and cat food." Litter, cat climbing frame, feeding manual guide, etc., if they are all packed, only 1998, do you need a set?"
As long as 1998, this is pig slaughtering!Xiao Luo clearly remembered that when Erha was taken away by that young lady, the gift pack of dog food was only 198!
"Okay, let's get a set." Ling Su swiped his card without any hesitation.
Xiao Luo watched silently, and came to a conclusion: My shit-shoveling officer is stupid, can I be replaced by a smarter one?
"Little Fatty, let's go, I'll take you home." The silly shit shoveler came back, holding a small cat cage in his hand.
Xiao Luo backed away with great resistance: What the hell is fat, which eye of yours sees that I am fat?
Ling Su grinned with a smile, his smile was as bright as the sunshine in March, people couldn't help staring blankly, and then——
With quick eyesight and quick hands, he grabbed the little orange cat and played with it into the cat's cage. The whole process was as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water.
When Xiao Wan reacted, Ling Su had already carried him into the passenger seat: Audi A8, a rich shit-shoveling officer, no wonder he had to care about playing a 1998 cheat meal.
The author has something to say: The so-called love at first sight?
Ling Su: A scheming cat
Xiao Luo: Stupid rich man
On the super-large display screen, the main traffic route map of City Z, the traffic monitoring screen, and the source code editing and running interface are displayed side by side. The boy's fair and slender fingers tapped on the keyboard, and his black and white almond eyes stared intently at the screen. Finally——
Xiao: The target is locked.
AX: Thank you for your hard work, Master Xiao!
Xiao: ^_^ I will withdraw first.
AX: Wait a minute, Master Xiao!
Xiao:?
AX: This case can be solved smoothly. Thanks to your help, we have cooperated many times, and we have a tacit understanding. After some careful consideration in the organization, we decided to hire you as a commissioner of the Network Department of the Special Affairs Division of the National Security Bureau. , what do you think?
Xiao: Sorry, I'm afraid the time is not very convenient.
Xiao Luo didn't even think about it, and directly refused, not pretending to be mysterious, two days later, he had to go to W University to report and start his new university life.
As early as the first time he helped AX track down the criminal, Xiao Luo had already found out the details of the other party. In line with the tenet of prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication and integrity, coupled with Master's entrustment, he voluntarily helped each time, It can be regarded as training yourself, but if you are bound to the other party for a long time, it is another matter.
The special affairs department of the National Security Bureau is responsible for the special case, and the identity of the suspect is usually quite special, with treacherous abilities, erratic whereabouts, and even more arbitrary criminal motives.Two years ago, AX was ordered to get in touch with Xiao, the NO.2 on the global hacker rankings, the legendary master Xiao who has the blood of country C. After contacting him many times, AX found that Xiao was humble, and occasionally a little...childish?
It is obviously a matter of course for such a person not to be bound by the rules and regulations of the terms and conditions.
Although AX has some regrets, he is not good at forcing the other party.
AX: Looking forward to the next cooperation.
Xiao: If possible, I look forward to world peace^_^
AX smiled, and before he could say anything else, the connection was cut off. It seemed that Master Xiao was in a hurry.
The so-called urgent matter?Xiao Luo stood up, stretched, yawned, and walked towards the bathroom in a daze. While walking, he took off his clothes, revealing a thin and smooth body, with inconspicuous abdominal muscles, and fair skin. Smooth, because he is still in the developmental period, his height has just exceeded 172cm.
After stripping himself naked, Xiao Luo lay down in the bathtub with peace of mind. Thinking about the new students' report two days later, he was still a little excited.He became famous when he was young, and his journey went smoothly. Originally, according to his parents' arrangement, after finishing his high school career, he should go to study in country M. Fortunately, his master helped him to take the college entrance examination smoothly, and got the computer department of W University as he wished. admission notice.
"Dinglingling~" Xiao Luo's mobile phone ringtone defaults to an old-fashioned telephone ringtone, and the sound is continuous, getting louder and louder.
The person who was lying in the bathtub with eyes closed stood up sleepily, and when his left foot landed on the ground, there was a bang, and tragedy struck.
Xiao Luo never expected that he would fall down, hit the back of his head on the bathtub, and then just...die?
When he opened his eyes again, he had to admit that he might really be dead.
City Z, LOLO Pet Shop, is a legendary pet shop that only accepts predestined people. Rich people don’t necessarily mean grandpas. All pets in this shop generally have high IQs, and they are absolutely priceless.
[Hey, little meow, come and play with me! 】
play with you uncle.
Close your eyes, open your eyes, close your eyes, open your eyes... Bewitched, it's still this cat's paw, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGod blame me!
Xiao Luo listlessly glanced at Erha, who was in front of him, and turned to look elsewhere: This is a pet shop with a small layout, warm decoration, and a pink and girlish style. The owner is a little loli with petal hair. The pets in the store are basically small and fluffy, such as the husky cubs who are trying to act stupid in front of him, the litter of pudding hamsters scrambling to eat on the opposite side, and... this little one just full moon who is possessed by him The orange cat is said to be a golden short.
Erha didn't give up, hugged the little milk cat's head, and kept licking it: [Xiao Miao, why are you ignoring me? Aren't we good brothers! 】
Why do cats and dogs become brothers?Xiao Luo was powerless to complain, and directly pushed the fluffy head away with his paws. It has been three hours and 15 minutes since he regained consciousness. During this period, no customer came in the pet shop.
The business was sluggish, and the shop owner wasn't worried at all. Instead, he sat leisurely in front of the computer and played games. Xiao Luo glanced at it from a distance, and found that the cat's eyesight was much better than he expected. You can see it clearly.
[Little Meow~ Let's play peek-a-boo, shall we? 】After Erha was pushed away, he pounced on him sullenly.
Xiao Luo yawned, and really couldn't figure out why this husky cub was so full of energy when it was also just full moon, but——
As a mature person, how could he play peek-a-boo with Erha.
[Go away, or I will disfigure you. 】
[Xiao Miao, you finally paid attention to her, ouch~ ouch!Woohoo...] Erha, whose paws were scratched, finally learned to be good, and ran to the back of the cat climbing frame, showing half of his face, carefully looking at him and collapsed on the ground, with his belly upturned, looking like a loveless little girl orange cat.
Finally the ears are quiet.
Xiao Luo sighed, looked up at the sky, feeling something was wrong.
He didn't steal, he didn't grab, he didn't enjoy enough of the good life, why was he suddenly so unlucky, he fell and killed himself?
And turned into a cat cub just full moon, waiting for a human with unknown personality, male or female, to buy him back?But judging by the operating conditions of this pet shop, maybe he will stay here forever and be nagged by Erha all day long.
"Welcome." The mechanized female voice rang along with the sound of the wind chime as the glass door moved away.
Xiao Luo turned her head to look at the door, the owner, Little Lolita, was still playing games, it was a 25-player group book, she didn't seem to be planning to stand up and greet the guests.
[Xiao Miao, she is a good-looking young lady! ] Erha, who didn’t remember beating, ran over again, excitedly twisting his buttocks and tail, and greeted the guests with a flattering expression.
The person who came was a girl in her early twenties, tall and slender, with delicate features, wearing a W University uniform.
Xiao Luo regained his energy immediately, stood up quickly, and walked forward.
Compared with Erha, who is writhing extra vigorously, the little orange cat looks quiet and shy.
[Little meow, follow me, pinch your butt and flick your tail. It is said that human beings like lively little babies! 】
【…】Xiao Luo took two steps away in disgust, so as not to be infected by this Erha.
Facts have proved: Erha is right.
When the little sister picked up Erha and walked towards the counter, Xiao Luo's mood was extremely complicated: Why did he lose to a Erha with such a handsome cat?He really wants to go to W University to have a look...
[Xiao Miao, I'm leaving first, remember to keep in touch with Qiuqiu from now on! 】Erha patted on the young lady's shoulder, and waved at the little orange cat.
Xiao Luo watched with a blank face, seriously suspecting that he was hallucinating: Qiuqiu will keep in touch in the future?
Could it be that Erha himself is also a person?not like.
"Welcome." Another guest came.
Xiao Luo looked expectantly, he was a young man, wearing a white shirt and jeans, not wearing the uniform of University W, so he lost interest immediately.
"I need a well-behaved cat." The voice was deep and magnetic, and the words were correct and recognizable.
The little orange cat was originally lying on its stomach in a dispirited state, but couldn't help but straighten up, its ears trembling, and thought: This sound is quite nice.
"There is only one English short left in the store, but most of the orange cats are lively and coquettish, you can go and have a look first." The owner, Xiao Luoli, continued to stare at her computer screen without turning her head. You are right in front of you, walk seven meters forward."
A wayward shopkeeper.Xiao Luo silently commented, thinking that the guest's voice was beautiful, he reluctantly gave the guest three points of attention. Seeing this, he couldn't help being stunned: the voice is nice, and the face is also good-looking. of.
Ling Su is 185cm tall, and he belongs to the taller group among boys. He has broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs. He has become the official grass recognized by the Finance Department of W University. Three years have passed in a flash, and he has entered the senior year of his senior year, and he is as stable as Mount Tai on the throne of the grass.
"what?"
The little orange cat squatted quietly, looking very well-behaved, fluffy, looking at him with round eyes, meowing softly.
Ling Su's heart suddenly turned into a puddle of water.
"Didn't it mean that the orange cat has an active personality and likes to be coquettish? It's so quiet, so it's a scheming cat." Mingming was very satisfied in his heart, but he still had to put on a disgusted and critical look on his face.
When Xiao Luo heard it, he complained angrily: What kind of idol drama male second character design, this is clearly a snake spirit who is good at brain supplementation.
"Boss, I want this cat."
"Give me the redemption card." The shopkeeper, Little Lolita, finally finished the dungeon, and turned around with a smile, "This little orange cat has just reached the full moon, and we have special milk powder and milk cakes here, natural kitten food, cat litter, and cat food." Litter, cat climbing frame, feeding manual guide, etc., if they are all packed, only 1998, do you need a set?"
As long as 1998, this is pig slaughtering!Xiao Luo clearly remembered that when Erha was taken away by that young lady, the gift pack of dog food was only 198!
"Okay, let's get a set." Ling Su swiped his card without any hesitation.
Xiao Luo watched silently, and came to a conclusion: My shit-shoveling officer is stupid, can I be replaced by a smarter one?
"Little Fatty, let's go, I'll take you home." The silly shit shoveler came back, holding a small cat cage in his hand.
Xiao Luo backed away with great resistance: What the hell is fat, which eye of yours sees that I am fat?
Ling Su grinned with a smile, his smile was as bright as the sunshine in March, people couldn't help staring blankly, and then——
With quick eyesight and quick hands, he grabbed the little orange cat and played with it into the cat's cage. The whole process was as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water.
When Xiao Wan reacted, Ling Su had already carried him into the passenger seat: Audi A8, a rich shit-shoveling officer, no wonder he had to care about playing a 1998 cheat meal.
The author has something to say: The so-called love at first sight?
Ling Su: A scheming cat
Xiao Luo: Stupid rich man
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