My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The Audi A8 maintained a speed of 40 yards all the way, moving forward at a constant speed.

"It's said that if you don't get used to the car for the first time, you will get motion sickness." Ling Su sat in the driver's seat, his upper body straightened, his hands resting on the steering wheel, and he acted like a novice, "Little fat, if you don't feel comfortable playing, just Call twice, and I will drive more slowly."

In the cat cage, the little orange cat is sitting upright, looking around with its fluffy head: Come on, you, on the road with a speed limit of 60, you drive 40 yards, how many times have you been overtaken along the way, don’t I thought you acted like a novice, but I didn't know that your driver's license was issued three years ago!

Having said that, Xiao Luo was still a little happy in his heart. He fell himself to death in a daze, and turned into a cat in a daze. He couldn't do anything for the time being, except scolding the sky for ignoring me. I can only pray for a pleasing shit-shoveling officer, as if hearing his heartfelt voice, Ling Su descends from the sky, besides being a little stupid, and likes to use brain supplements to add drama to himself, he is really kind and kind.

"Why is there no response? Didn't the little guys in LOLO Pet Shop be very smart? Why does my chubby look so stupid?"

The excrement shovel officer muttered to himself, Xiao Luo glanced at him feebly: No matter how smart he is, isn't he still an animal, able to talk to people fluently?fault!but--

The previous Erha seemed to be a little smarter than ordinary pet dogs, and that ball, Xiao Luo lowered his head and pondered for two seconds: Could it be QQ?

He registered a QQ account a long time ago, but he didn't use it much.

Perhaps, he should find an opportunity to go online, first to confirm whether his body was really killed like that.

"Little Fatty, it's about to turn a corner, sit still."

Leave you!

The little orange cat meowed in response to the occasion, and the excrement shovel officer clicked his tongue and sighed: "Little fat is really a scheming cat."

Ling Su, your uncle!Xiao Luo stared at the other party covetously, and came to a conclusion: This is definitely an ill-trained snake!Shouldn't normal people say at this time: Xiaopang is cute!Nonsence!Little fat ghost.

Xiao Luo sighed, just now he thought that Ling Su was a kind and good person, but his brain was flooded and his eyes were covered with excrement.

"Dingling~" The old-fashioned telephone rang.

Xiao Luo almost thought that his cell phone was ringing, and when he tilted his body, he found that Ling Su pulled over and answered the phone.

"Ah."

"it is good."

"I see."

During the 5-minute call, Ling Su said these three sentences from beginning to end.

Xiao Luo secretly analyzed: The shit-shoveling officer's performance in front of other people is basically calm, calm, concise, and looks more reliable.Who knows, this guy is actually a brain-loving talker in private?

Could it be that the purpose of Ling Su buying the cat is to reduce stress and add a tree hole trash can to himself?

Xiao Luo, who always felt that he had guessed the truth, expressed that he was under a lot of pressure.

At this time, he obviously didn't expect that his evaluation in the eyes of outsiders was actually not much different from that of snake spirit disease.

"Little Fatty, I can't accompany you tonight because I have something to do, so you have to be obedient."

Goodbye do not send.The little orange cat meowed happily.

The moment the Audi A8 drove into the gate of W University, Xiao Luo was stunned. After receiving the admission notice, he had already scanned the plane maps of W University's major departments, dormitory buildings, libraries, cafeterias, etc. , The appearance of the front door and the back door was also deeply engraved in his mind.

He thought that after missing that young lady, he could only say goodbye to University W, but he didn't expect that this stupid rich man was also from University W!

Xiao Luo took a deep breath to calm down, and turned his head to seriously look at his shit-shoveling officer: He looks like he is in his early twenties, so he must be his senior. Judging by his looks, he must be a grassroots man no matter what.

Ling Su looked ahead and parked the car deftly. He didn't notice his chubby's complicated and indescribable thoughts at all. He only thought that the little orange cat was very pleasing to his heart, quiet, obedient and sensible.

"Ling Su, do you need help?" A pair of twins happened to pass by and asked in unison.

"It's just in time, I have a lot of things." Ling Su opened the trunk and called the two of them for help.

Xiao Luo craned his neck and glanced. He really couldn't see any difference between the twins except for their different hair lengths. Both of them looked upright, with regular facial features, a burly figure, and a masculine air. .

The two picked up a pile of daily necessities for the little orange cat and left. Ling Su followed leisurely with the "Feeding Manual" in his left hand and the cat cage in his right.

The posture of this old man is a bit untrained.Xiao Luo evaluated silently, and later realized that he had wronged his family's shit-shoveling officer.

Ling Su started his own business in high school. When he was a junior, he already owned a listed company that he absolutely controlled, mainly involving industries: financial investment, real estate, and comprehensive Internet services.These twins happen to be Ling Su's partners. The one with long hair is the elder brother named Yang Liu, and the one with short hair is the younger brother named Yang Bai. The three of them grew up together when they were young. He obeyed his words and swore to the death to tightly hug this golden thigh.

In City Z, there are many rich people, but there are not many rich, powerful, capable and farsighted people.Ling Su happens to be one of these few people.

As an otaku hacker boy whose life is quite regular, except for fixed "working" hours, he only knows to eat and sleep, and spends half an hour in his swimming pool every day. Xiao Luo only remembers the top two in the 2019 C Country Rich List. Ten, unfortunately, Ling Su ranked 48th, which belongs to the range that Xiao Luo doesn't care about.

So much so that later, when Xiao Luo found out how thick the golden thigh he was unintentionally hugging was, he was completely dumbfounded.

"Xiao Pang, do you want to drink milk powder or milk cake at night?" Ling Su put the cat's cage on the desk, flipped through the feeding manual, and boiled water.

After the twin brothers of the Liu family arranged the little orange cat's daily necessities and rations quite enthusiastically, they left wisely.

Xiao Luo was lying in the cat cage covered with soft blankets, glanced at the special milk powder for kittens and the royal milk cake next to him with disinterest, and turned his head decisively to look elsewhere: He is already 17 years old, still drinking milk?Shame or not!

Lingsu's dormitory is very high-end, with a single room, two bedrooms, two living rooms, a kitchen and a bathroom, with an area of ​​about 60 square meters, well-decorated, and a proper apartment for single nobles.

How good is the dormitory at W University?Xiao Luo clearly remembered that the standard dormitory he saw in the video was a four-person room, so... this is actually a professor's apartment, right?

"Milk powder? Okay, I see." Ling Su looked very happy, turned around and went to unpack the milk bottle, completely oblivious to the little orange cat rolling his eyes behind him with a look of contempt on his face.

"Meow!" Brain Budi, Snake Essence Disease, uh, still suckling, and still like to drink milk.

Xiao Luo complained openly, but the shit-shoveling officer couldn't understand anyway. Obviously, he didn't realize that his behavior was also quite naive.

The disgusted excrement shoveler is sterilizing the baby bottle with hot water, and then mixing the milk powder according to the proportion. It is obviously the first time to do this kind of thing, and it looks quite proficient.

"Little Fatty, I'll let you out now, don't run around, okay?" Ling Su said patiently and gently, his voice was deep and sexy, making people feel like their ears were pregnant.

Xiao Luo was still resisting his own identity, making all kinds of unreasonable troubles, but was suddenly overwhelmed by the other party's beauty trick.

"Meow." The little orange cat obediently responded.

The first time he regained his freedom, Xiao Luo stayed by Ling Su's side very peacefully. He didn't forget that the excrement shovel officer said before that he would go out at night, and he would be alone in the dormitory. Why can't he do it?

"Xiao Pang is so good, the milk powder is still hot, let's do something else first."

"Meow!" Sure.

Ling Su gently hugged the little orange cat, and came to the cat treadmill: "It is said in the book that orange cats are more likely to gain weight, and proper exercise is the foundation of keeping healthy. So, fat, run a few laps before dinner."

"Meow~meow!" The little orange cat resisted fiercely: Stupid excrement shovel officer, which eye of yours saw that I was fat!I don't want to run around like a bunch of silly pudding hamsters!Force me to try again, when I can surf the Internet, see if I don't black out your ball, WeChat, and bank cards!

"Don't like it?" Ling Su wondered, this reaction seemed to be a bit extreme, obviously the feeding manual said that cats would like treadmills, as expected, what the book said was not necessarily true.

"Meow!" Like a fart.

Xiao Luo felt that his patience and self-cultivation had been exhausted in this life, all kinds of hardships, no, he can't just pass by like this, he must find a way to turn back into a human being!

Because of the little orange cat's strong resistance, Ling Su gave up the plan to let the cat do exercise before meals, and simply carried him to the study.

The moment Xiao Luo saw the computer, his eyes glowed with excitement. Although it was not as good as his usual old partner, the hardware of Ling Su's computer was also high-end.

"Xiao Pang likes watching TV series, movies, or cartoons?"

"Meow!" I prefer you to leave directly and let me handle it myself.

"Cartoon? Okay." The voice was gentle and smiling, all kinds of doting.

Xiao Luo was so angry that he wanted to give Nao Bu Di two claws.

Ling Su logged into the Qiuqiu video, clicked on the animation channel, and picked out the cute "Sweet Private Cat". While stroking the little orange cat, he explained: "This is a kitten that unfortunately got lost with its mother. Try to find mother's story."

Xiao Luojiong: Are you bullying the ignorant kitten, or have you never seen the nonsense here?

A 3-minute short film of daily cookies, one person and one cat watched more than ten episodes without paying attention.

The little orange cat, who was just full moon, didn't have so much energy, so he quickly dozed off and fell asleep in a daze.

When Xiao Luo woke up from sleep, he found that it was already dark. He was lying in the cat's litter with the baby bottle filled with 4/5 milk powder that was still exuding residual heat. The faint milk fragrance aroused his appetite, and he pricked up his ears. After listening carefully for 1 minute, I realized that there was no one else in the dormitory, so I decisively held the bottle and started sucking.

When it was [-]% full, the little orange cat crawled out of the cat's nest and ran towards the study happily.

The author has something to say: Ling Su: Fatty, the little Ha from next door can twist his ass to act cute, you too?

Xiao Luo: My cutie is very expensive, you can't afford it.

Ling Su: Don't be afraid, I have money.

Xiao Luo: Hehe, is that your money?

Ling Su: What's yours is yours.

Xiao Luo: Come on, show me how cute you are.

Ling Su: ...