My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo immediately switched to his personal account, and found that his original username, Orange Cat-Xiao Luo, had changed to Xiao Luo. It was simply a name, and the popularity, charm, and love values ​​in the account balance were still the same as before. Same, the first two items are pitifully small, but the popularity value has been rising, obviously the influence bonus of the little orange cat has not been interrupted.

The things in the mall have basically remained the same. For him, the biggest attraction is the [Wishing Card]. With this, maybe Ling Su can prolong his life, right?

It was the dead of night at this moment, Ling Su was really fast asleep, and the King and Ling Xuan in the back seat each occupied one end, apparently also fell asleep.

Xiao Luo decided to wait for dawn to ask his master, and first go to the King's harem group for a while, but——

What about the group?

He quickly switched to the friend column, and saw that the king, Ling Xuan, Erha, Uncle Ke Ke, Luo Baibai, Wu Huan, and Xiao Huang were all there, he was a little relieved, and then he thought that the king was not in the harem group either. , indicating that only cubs can be accommodated, and administrators are not allowed to enter.

Although he didn't deal with the other little cuties on weekdays, but they disappeared all of a sudden, and he still couldn't help being disappointed in his heart.

"Beep beep-"

Hutch-Small Two: Little Meow!You're back?Huh?Why did your name change?If it weren't for your avatar, I almost wouldn't recognize you!

Xiao Luo: Well~o(*￣▽￣*)o, I’m back, okay.jpg

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, have you been hacked?

Xiao Luo: ……………

Husky-Xiao Er: Meow, you suddenly disappeared from the group before, I see your profile picture is gray all the time, everyone is so worried about you!

Xiao Luo: Something happened a few days ago, it's all right now, I'm back!

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, why are you not in the group anymore?

Xiao Luo: Because I am no longer a cub, I was kicked out of the group.

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Xiao Luo almost spurted blood. Looking at the pictures sent by Erha, he felt like he was doing something wrong. He almost forgot that this kid likes to swipe the screen the most.

Because it was too late, at this moment, among the friends, except for Erha, the others were all sleeping.

Xiao Luo's mood was ups and downs, and he didn't feel sleepy for a while, so he chatted with the other party for nearly half an hour, sent a good night red envelope, and then closed his eyes again, ready to sleep.

The next day, at dawn, Xiao Luo was startled by the number of friend applications maxed out, more than 100 applications!

He opened the system message silently, confirming the past one by one, he couldn't laugh or cry: the members of the king's harem group basically added him as friends!

"Beep beep-"

Macaw-Coco: Hey, little orange cat, I've greeted other brothers, don't disturb you casually, just add a friend, lest you be lonely, ah ha ha ha ha!

Xiao Luo: Thank you!

Macaw-Coco: Touch the dog's head.jpg

Xiao Luo is angry!Who posted this picture!

"Aww!" The little orange cat stretched its neck and roared, and a slender white hand grabbed its head and gently kneaded it.

The king snorted lightly: "If you keep making noise, I'll throw you out."

Xiao Luo 囧, he forgot, Master is angry about getting up.

In the end, it was Ling Su who had sharp eyes and quick hands, and directly rescued the little orange cat. Xiao Luo pretended to be wronged and hugged his shit-shoveling officer for a while and said, "Meow!" Ling Xiaosu, I'm so happy.

"It's time to brush your teeth, Xiao Luo."

"Oh." The little orange cat turned back into a human form in an instant, and took the toothbrush cup from Ling Su's hand, "Ling Xiaosu, what do you have for breakfast?"

"Little Fatty, if you continue to eat, you will become a pig again." Ling Xuan was carrying two bags of steaming breakfast in his hand, apparently just bought from the town.

In this wilderness, there is no other means of transportation, even if you drive back and forth, it will take an hour.Xiao Luo rolled his eyes and asked in a low voice: "Ling Xiaoxuan, you must have become a prototype and flew back and forth?"

"I won't tell you." Ling Xuan handed one of the breakfast bags to Ling Su, and took the remaining bag to find the king.

While brushing his teeth, Xiao Luo secretly peeked, and when he found Ling Xuan was thrown out, he couldn't help laughing: This is the first time this guy has seen Master's getting up, right?

After another half an hour, Xiao Luo finished eating all the soy milk, buns, steamed dumplings, and deep-fried dough sticks, and the king slowly got up.

Suddenly, he thought of Daoist Qingfeng giving the king the nickname: Big Lazy Cat, it really is so appropriate!

At eight o'clock, Daoist Qingfeng led a group of people down the mountain. Xiao Luo glanced at them without any trace. They were all middle-aged Taoist priests in their early [-]s and [-]s, wearing uniform Taoist uniforms and wearing buns on their heads. , there was an aura of coldness and alienation all over his body, standing with the fashionable and youthful Qingfeng Taoist priest, it was really out of harmony.

It is said that Taoist Master Qingfeng is an expert, but after looking at it this way, Xiao Luo felt that the expert was perfectly set off as a magic stick.

"Only these people?" The king glanced at it, as if he thought there were too few people.

"These are the elites of my Shushan Sect." Daoist Qingfeng simply explained that the sect has its own considerations, and it is impossible to recruit all the personnel, especially in recent years. There are fewer and fewer people, and it is already very reluctant to be able to draw 30 people.

The king responded lightly, turned around and went to the off-road vehicle to get a scroll prepared in advance, and handed it to Taoist Qingfeng: "Take them to the location I marked on the map to set up an formation, and then, you can contact me again. The director of the Special Affairs Department of the National Security Bureau asked him to prepare for the disaster in advance. You can think about the specific words."

"No problem." Daoist Qingfeng was obviously very used to the king's way of doing things, and left directly with his staff.

Xiao Luo was wondering how they were going to Kunlun Mountain, when there was a sound of helicopters approaching from the sky, he looked up and roughly counted, there were ten helicopters!

"Shushan School is very proud." Ling Xuan sighed casually.

"Ling Xiaoxuan, after all, you are also a native rich third generation, don't act so down-to-earth!" Xiao Luo suddenly remembered how the other party was fooled by Ling Su and was too scared to continue racing, so he couldn't help laughing.

"No, I'm actually quite poor. My account balance hasn't exceeded eight figures, and I haven't even saved enough for my wife." Ling Xuan chatted with Xiao Luo seriously while drinking soy milk, but Ling Su One sentence blocked the mouth of nonsense.

"My brother asked me to ask you: what kind of girl do you like? They are going to find someone for you."

Ling Xuan: "...Ling Xiaosu, do I feel uncomfortable if you don't say anything?"

Xiao Luo laughed loudly, and while the two brothers were fighting each other, he hurried to the king's side.

"Master, I have passed the assessment." Please praise!Ask for compliments!

"Well, I saw your headlights are on." The king replied, and continued to eat breakfast, with a mouthful of steamed stuffed bun and a mouthful of soy milk, as graceful as if he was eating a full banquet.

Xiao Luo asked with a smile on his face: "Master, do you think I can make Ling Xiaosu live as long and peacefully as I do by exchanging a wishing card?"

"I don't know." The king shook his head, paused, and looked at the boy calmly, "But I know one thing very well. If he doesn't survive this year, 22 years old is his limit."

When Xiao Luo heard it, his smile disappeared instantly. He already knew the ins and outs of the matter. The root cause of Ling Su's disaster was him. at the moment.

"Master, what should I do when I arrive at Kunlun Mountain later?"

"Listen to my command." The king said concisely, and did not intend to reveal the news in advance.

Xiao Luo had no choice but to dawdle next to his master for a while, and was finally stuffed with a pile of rubbish.

"Go and put this garbage away, don't litter it."

"……it is good."

After the king had breakfast, he got up and moved around for a while, commanding Ling Xuan to clean up the traces left nearby, and the four of them got into the car, ready to leave.

"Senior Xiao Ye wants to drive?" Ling Su originally wanted to sit in the driver's seat, but was preempted by the king.

"Well, is there a problem?" The king nodded as a matter of course, asking very innocently.

Xiao Luo hugged the arm of his shit-shoveling officer, quickly shook his head: "No problem." Then he quickly fastened his seat belt.

Ling Xuan sat in the passenger seat as if nothing had happened, with an unusually calm expression: "Let's go."

The king stepped on the gas pedal to the end, Xiao Luo firmly grasped Ling Su's hand, his teeth were chattering up and down.

The Kunlun Mountains straddle the four provinces of Qinghai, Sichuan, Xinjiang and Tibet in China. The place where the king plans to capture the snake is set in the eastern part of the Pamir Plateau, which is above 5000 meters above sea level and covered with ice and snow.

While driving, the king gave Xiao Luo a popular science: "Snake creatures tend to hibernate in cold environments. After the snakes arrive at Kunlun Mountain, their strength will be relatively weakened."

Xiao Luo asked suspiciously: "Then will it be fooled?"

"It's not that I was fooled, but that there is no choice. The way of heaven reserved a year for Ling Su. It seems cruel, but for Ming Snake, it got even less time. For the ancient beasts that have survived to this day, the remaining Few, if it wants to survive, it will firmly hold on to this last chance of life."

"Human society likes to use science to explain various phenomena. The end of the age of dinosaurs is the result of natural selection. Snakes and others also have to face this kind of [being selected]."

Xiao Luo listened in a daze, seeming to understand, but the only thing he cared about was one thing: "Master, after the Snake Singing is resolved, isn't Xiao Su's crisis over yet?"

"God's will is unpredictable, I can't answer you."

"Little Fatty, what your master means is that Ling Xiaosu may not be safe until he is 23 years old, so you'd better protect him all the time."

"Don't call me chubby!" Xiao Luo protested angrily, and then quietly clenched the palm of his shit-shoveling officer. Ling Su, who was the person involved, looked very calm, and comforted the boy in turn: "I have Xiao Luo to protect you!" Me, I'll be fine."