My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo thought that the king was going to drive an off-road vehicle all the way to Kunlun Mountain, but halfway, he found himself in the sky, oh no, to be precise, the off-road vehicle suddenly went up into the sky, and the clouds outside the window were layered like cotton candy , he blinked vigorously, and found that it was not a hallucination.

This kind of thing that completely violated the laws of nature actually happened under his nose!

"Master, it will be captured by satellite surveillance, if it causes commotion..."

"I blocked the satellite signal." Dawang Laoshen said.

Xiao Luo silently swallowed his saliva, and carefully looked at the innocent and innocent baby face with a faint smile on his face: These days, monsters are not scary, what is scary is that monsters love racing cars and are proficient in various black technologies.

"Ling Xiaosu, I forgot to buy insurance."

"Xiao Luo, this kind of accident is not within the scope of compensation."

Ling Su calmly held the boy's slightly cold hand. At first, Senior Xiao Ye was still worried about his human identity. Since signing the non-disclosure agreement, the king obviously has no worries. He looks like a rabbit, but acts like a ferocious beast.

Without further ado, Xiao Luo transformed back into a little orange cat, and got into the arms of his shit-shoveling officer.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, you are disrespecting your master, he will be sad.

Xiao Luo: It's okay, just save face, and then!Don't call me chubby!

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Xiao Luo finally returned an angry expression, and ignored the other party. Fortunately, this air speed trip was relatively smooth, and there were no accidents on the way. I couldn't help shivering.

Fortunately, Ling Su had prepared sufficient warm clothes in advance. After Xiao Luo transformed back into a human form, he put on the clothes, hat and gloves, and after a while, he was wrapped up as round as a bear.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Anyway, it is also the first demon to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China. You are so afraid of the cold, are you worthy of my sacrifice?

Xiao Luo was confused, and replied that after the founding of the country, he is not allowed to become a master.

Ling Xuan: The Qiuqiu system is the system for cubs to assist in becoming elves. However, even if the cubs born in the human world have fair aptitude, the chances of becoming elves are very slim. You are very lucky, you are the first.

Xiao Luo: Then Ye Wei, Xiong Da, Xiong Er, Xiong San, Xiong Hei Hei...all of them became elites before the founding of the nation?

Ling Xuan: Uh huh, otherwise, what do you think about your extra few hundred years of life and the skills you inherited?

Xiao Luo: When Hu Li checked me, he didn't find anything wrong with me.

Ling Xuan: This is the back door your master opened for you, and ordinary cubs can't enjoy it, but he is rather coquettish, and no matter how much he does, he doesn't want to show it off.

Xiao Luo: I understand, you are more flirtatious, so you like to be flirtatious every day.

Ling Xuan didn't say anything more, Xiao Luo secretly glanced at the bald demon monk standing next to his master, and suddenly felt that he probably misunderstood Ling Xiaoxuan before, this guy looked like a fool, but he was actually a kind and warm-hearted good man monster.

On the top of the mountain, it is covered with snow and ice, the sky is a refreshing blue, and the white clouds spread like cotton wool.

Xiao Luo quietly used the built-in camera function of the ball system to keep clicking and clicking in secret. The camera was on Ling Su, and his shit-shoveling officer smiled at him like a spring breeze in March.

"Ling Xiaosu, you smile so captivatingly that my heart almost melts."

"If you are so naughty again, my heart will be broken." The king slapped the boy on the head. Ling Su didn't notice what Xiao Luo was doing. As the developer and administrator of the ball system, how could it be possible? Don't know the sneaky behavior of the little apprentice in private?

Xiao Luo shrank his neck, and immediately became honest: "Master, what orders do you have?"

"You stand with Ling Su and help him bleed." The king stood sideways and snapped his fingers. The ground covered by the glacier suddenly felt restless, and the fine pieces of ice and snow began to move regularly under a strong traction.

Xiao Luo turned his head to look, and in the blink of an eye, a large eight trigrams formation landed three meters away.

The king explained in a calm voice: "Use Ling Su's blood to sprinkle the gossip array once."

Xiao Luo took a deep breath: How much blood do you need to bleed? 400CC is definitely not enough!

"Don't worry, it's just to keep him in a weak state temporarily to confuse the enemy." After the king finished speaking, he winked at Ling Xuan, who nodded understandingly.

Xiao Luo hesitated and looked at his shit-shoveling officer. Ling Su didn't show any timidity from the beginning to the end. Relatively speaking, there was a god-sent opportunity in front of him to solve the trouble once and for all. Although the process might be dangerous, After all, there is nothing to be afraid of.

"Xiao Luo, don't be afraid, your master is here."

"Give me the dagger." Xiao Luo didn't realize that his hands were trembling. He could tolerate being hurt, but he couldn't bear to see Ling Su bleed. In order to save Taoist Master Qingfeng, his family Ling Xiaosu took the initiative to cut his finger to get blood. He felt very distressed.

Looking at the size of the gossip array now, I almost have the urge to regret it.

"I'll do it myself." Ling Su shook his head slightly. The dagger was given to him by the young man for self-defense. The wound on his hand hadn't completely healed yet. The blood seeped out all of a sudden, fell on the gossip array, and was absorbed instantly.

The formation automatically hides when it encounters blood, so it won't be mistaken where it hasn't been poured.

Xiao Luo came back to his senses, ran over in a hurry, looked at the side worriedly, and didn't dare to show his anger, he only hoped that today he could successfully deal with that bastard Ming Snake, so that his family Ling Xiaosu's blood would not be in vain. flow.

After the gossip formation here completely disappeared, Xiao Luo turned his head to look for the figures of Master and Ling Xuan, only to find that in just a few minutes, they were located within hundreds of meters in diameter. It has already been covered with complex formations one after another, interlocking. If he hadn't specially used the gaze skill to observe carefully, he would not have noticed the hidden mystery.

"You stand in the center of the gossip formation, and no matter what happens, don't move." After the king folded back, he handed a talisman paper to Ling Su, "When the singing snake steps into the gossip formation, if the time is right, you can Put this amulet on its head, if you can't find a chance, don't do anything."

"Okay, senior." Ling Su nodded solemnly.

Xiao Luo rushed over and asked, "Master, what about me?"

"You change back to the original, and you will go to fight the snake later." The king said solemnly, "Of course, your original body is too small, and I will make you temporarily bigger, so that if you meet the snake, it shouldn't be too big. It's a loss."

Cats fighting snakes... Xiao Luo suddenly remembered the time when Ling Xuan took him to find trouble with Fei Yi, but at that time, he had the advantage in speed, and his size was obviously more advantageous, and finally shrunk himself down to the size of a cobra. Wai could only run away in despair.

but--

"Although I haven't seen the Naming Snake with my own eyes, I have also checked its information. It is said that this guy is very large and has two pairs of wings..."

"Don't be afraid, Master is here." The king patted the boy on the shoulder and comforted him, "It's not a one-on-one duel, at least it's a two-on-one fight, so don't worry."

"...Okay, Master."

Xiao Luo always felt a little weird, and looked at Ling Xuan suspiciously, hoping to get an answer from him, and the other party was indeed more face-saving.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: The premise for Xiaobai to stay in the human world for a long time is that [-]% of his strength has been sealed, and the Ming Snake is not restrained, so your master does not have an overwhelming advantage against Shang Ming Snake.

Xiao Luo: No wonder you said that Master's strength is not as good as yours.

Ling Xuan: I was also sealed!Now it can only display [-]% of its strength at most.

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Ling Xuan: Believe it or not, anyway, you should be careful later and try to lead the snake to Ling Xiaosu. As long as it is fixed, it will not be a big problem.

Xiao Luo: I'm worried that my little Su will be frightened.

Ling Xuan: Stop talking nonsense, Ling Xiaosu is more courageous than you.

Xiao Luo looked back at his shit-shoveling officer, Ling Su smiled at him comfortingly, as if saying: Don't worry about me, go bravely, little fat!

The wind picks up and gets stronger and stronger.

The king turned his face away, and asked Ling Xuan to find a place to hide first, and don't show up for now, so as not to scare the snake away.

Seeing this posture, Xiao Luo couldn't help believing Ling Xiaoxuan's previous words. Without hesitation, he immediately changed back to the little orange cat, and then——

The king tapped his head lightly, and the little orange cat began to inflate rapidly like an inflated balloon.

"Meow!" The orange cat the size of a little monster raised its head to the sky and howled, Xiao Luo quickly closed his mouth, secretly startled: Could it cause an avalanche?

"Don't worry, the formation within a thousand meters in diameter has a protective effect and will not cause avalanches or earthquakes, but when you lure it over, you must be careful not to go out of the circle." The king whispered, the voice was clear It was passed into Xiao Luo's ears.

Xiao Luo nodded lightly. After he got bigger, he had the feeling of looking at all the small mountains. When he turned his head to look for Ling Su, it felt like looking at ants on the ground. He couldn't help being a little shy: Will my Ling Xiaosu see this? The appearance of a big orange cat monster makes you have nightmares?

Moreover, I don't know if the animal instinct in his body has begun to awaken, and I always feel that Ling Su looks very delicious at the moment?

The faint smell of blood permeated the air... Xiao Luo sneezed and threw out the messy thoughts in his mind.

The wind became more and more fierce, and there was a sound like a chime in the wind. In the vast snow, a huge black shadow gradually approached.

Xiao Luo made an attacking stance, kicked his hind legs, and threw himself out!

After getting close, he realized how terrifying the Naming Snake's true face was. It had an ugly face, sticky and smelly skin, golden pupils as big as a washbasin, a scarlet bloody mouth, and sharp white teeth that hung faintly. with carrion...

"Meow!" Such an ugly big bug, don't you want to disgust me to death so that you can inherit my ant money!