My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

"Ling Xiaosu, let's carry Master into the car first." Xiao Luo took a deep breath, clenched his palms tightly, his eye sockets hurt badly, "The wind is blowing again."

Ling Su's heart was also heavy, he nodded silently, and sent the king to the back seat of the off-road vehicle, but when he turned around, he saw the young man in a daze: "Xiao Luo?"

"You go up first, I'll call Daoist Qingfeng." Xiao Luo turned his back to him, "It'll be fine soon."

"The signal here is not good, Xiao Luo." Ling Su was urged to get into the driver's seat, but this is on the top of the mountain, the Pamirs covered by snow mountains and glaciers, even if there is a car, it is impossible to dive down, at most he just stays Get a little warmer in the car.

"I know." Xiao Luo nodded slightly, his voice choked with sobs, Master was unconscious, Ling Xuan's life and death were unknown, but when he was most self-blaming, sad and helpless, Fat Yi, who liked to pick things up, appeared again.

After Ling Su stepped out of the gossip formation, the protective effect of the formation has disappeared, so——

Are you sure you need to spend 10000 popularity points to exchange for an A-level enchantment?

confirm!

Xiao Luo exchanged all the popularity points that had just risen to 10, and the accumulated enchantment time limit reached [-] minutes. He was not sure whether he could get rid of the fat in this short period of time, after all, there was a huge difference in strength.

Can't attack by force, can only outsmart.

Ling Su was the last line of defense left in front of him. He could not hide, let alone escape, he had to take the initiative to attack.

At this moment, Xiao Luo is very fortunate that the Qiuqiu system is back, otherwise he really wouldn't even have a chance of winning.

"Xiao Luo!" Ling Su immediately realized that something was wrong. Xiao Luo's mobile phone was placed in the car, and he didn't intend to make a call at all. The car door was locked and couldn't be opened at all.

The wind was getting stronger and stronger, and in the snowy sky, a huge black shadow gradually approached.

Ling Su looked up in amazement, and a fat strange snake had appeared in front of him, with one head and two bodies. Swallow it with people and cars.

boom!The huge snake's head was kicked away, and a pile of ice was knocked away as it fell to the ground.

Thunder Strike (accumulated with anger value, causing direct physical damage to the enemy), this is a skill that Xiao Luo copied from Xiong Da. Because of the opponent's defenselessness and arrogance, he happened to succeed in a surprise attack .

After one blow, Xiao Luo fell to the ground with a little difficulty, the difference in body size was huge, and he suffered too much.

After being kicked in the head, Fei Yi turned his attention to Xiao Luo, the golden animal pupils glowing dangerously.

[Human beings, you are so courageous, you dare to provoke me. 】

Since Fei Yi escaped from under the eyes of Ling Xuan and Xiaoju Mao last time, he temporarily gave up his preparations for an active attack. He knew that he was not Suzaku's opponent, and also learned that Ming Snake was going to trouble Ling Su, so he decided to Watch the tigers fight across the mountain, and reap the benefits of the fisherman.

The law of heaven is not fair, human beings are prospering, but the monster race is declining day by day. Even if they have a lifespan that surpasses that of humans, even if many little monsters can play people around, no matter how many advantages they have, at the moment when the number of monster races is declining, even the fat ones will be lost. Clearly aware that without newborn demons, one day, the demon world will come to an end.

But these, what does it have to do with it?All it wants is Ling Su, and if it eats him, it can get rid of its miserable fate!

Even if—

Witnessing the thunder strike with his own eyes, smashing Ming Snake and Suzaku into pieces, Fei Yi still felt lucky.

Both it and the four holy beasts have survived until now, and many other beasts stronger than it have been taken in by Heaven, but it is still alive and well. This is God's will.

Right now, there is only a little orange cat standing in front of that giant tonic, if you don't make a move now, when will you wait?

After a simple test, Xiao Luo finally settled down: before Thunder Strike was used on Ming Snake, it had no effect at all. After changing the target to Fat Yi, it had a slight effect, which shows that Fei Yi's strength is far inferior to Ming Snake. That's great.

Furthermore, he remembered that the master once said that he had to solve the obesity by himself, because it was an unfinished karma from the previous life.

And now he is no longer Bai Ze, and he is not sure about Shang Feiyi at all, but since the master said so, there must be reasons and evidence, as long as he uses the right method, he will definitely be able to crush Feiyi to death!

There is a huge disparity in strength, and attacking the heart is the first.

【Fei Yi, you are too courageous, you secretly peeked in the dark and saw Ming Snake being struck to death by lightning, yet you still dare to come out! 】

【Who are you scaring?Last time, Suzaku helped you, do you think you can still bully me this time? 】Fei Yi snorted contemptuously, opened his mouth and rushed towards the young man. Although his two bodies are extremely fat, his movements are very agile.

Xiao Luo instantly transformed into a cat to avoid the attack. Because of his small size, he could only dodge in embarrassment, barely avoiding being hit, and then purposefully led Fat Yi to the other side.

What is the way of heaven?He never thought about this question before. He just heard the phrase "God's will is hard to break" from his master several times, and now he has to think about it.

Since ancient times, falling in love with a ladyboy has always ended in tragedy.

Bai Ze fell in love with others and violated a taboo. His soul was scattered when he had no way out, but because of Ling Su's voluntary sacrifice, in exchange for a glimmer of life, he was able to be reincarnated as a human.

Unlike back then, the human world has risen. Although Ling Su's year was extremely dangerous, it was not a calamity of death.

Xiao Luo remembered that when he searched for corpses in the tiankeng before, the pieces of meat that had been burnt into coke were more like the broken corpses of singing snakes, and he could clearly distinguish the corpses of snakes and birds. Perhaps the chopping off was meant to punish Suzaku for being nosy, but it was more likely because the impact of the snake song had threatened the stability of human society.

After all, the few times Ling Xuan was struck by lightning, he only hurt his hair.

The system prompts: Facebook has been completed, do you want to save?

save!

Xiao Luo stood still and hid all the way, just to wait for this moment!Although--

Master Suzaku's face was distorted by his pinching, but at least it could be seen that it was a bird. This was the most hasty and efficient time he pinched his face to the photo.

The little orange cat suddenly stopped in place, Fei Yi opened his mouth excitedly, bit down hard, and swallowed it together with the surrounding glaciers!

"Xiao Luo!" Ling Su watched the little orange cat being swallowed by Fat Yi, and was so anxious that he punched the car door one after another, but the barrier time was not over yet, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open the car door.

【Hmph, a cat also wants to fight with me.Overreaching! 】

Fat Yi snorted triumphantly, twisted his body and swam towards the off-road vehicle.

Halfway through the swim, it suddenly froze and looked back at its own body in fear...

"Chirp—" A loud bird cry broke through the air, accompanied by scorching pain like burning, Fei Yi was horrified to find that his body was torn apart!

[Suzaku?No, it's impossible, it was already struck to death by the lightning! 】

Pooh!Xiao Luo spit, and the scum in his mouth was so uncomfortable that he would die. Being swallowed by Fei Yi was a hasty decision he made.

Detection (passive skill, which can detect the enemy's weakness at the moment of life and death), this skill can only be activated when you are put to death and come back to life.

After entering the body of the fat body, he tried fox fire and petrification for the first time, and found that the effect was mediocre, unable to shake the root of the fat body.

Going down the river, along with the snow and ice being swallowed into the snake's belly, Xiao Luo gradually found it difficult to breathe, and at the same time, he finally discovered the fatal weakness of Fat Yi. The result of two bodies sharing one head is that the position where the three roads intersect is particularly vulnerable.

Before he passed out, he immediately switched to the love value exchange area, and exchanged for a directional transformation card, because Suzaku is one of the four sacred beasts, the system disagreed with life and death at the beginning, Xiao Luo spent ten times The love value was finally exchanged for 5 minutes of character usage rights, but the strength of the false Suzaku has been greatly reduced.

Fortunately, 5 minutes of careful calculation is enough.

【impossible! 】Fat Yi turned his head and ran away in panic. The place where the two bodies connected to the head was bloody and bloody, the skin was torn, and the blood was still oozing, but it couldn't care about anything anymore.

will die!it will die!

Fat Yi had never realized how close to death he was so clearly at this moment, and he began to regret, regretting that he hadn't directly eaten Ling Su and his car just now, and now there is no chance at all!

Chance?No, maybe more.

Fei Yi felt ruthless, turned around and continued running towards the off-road vehicle!

At a glance, Xiao Luo knew that the fat snake was almost dismembered and was still determined to die, so he immediately swooped down, grabbed the seven inches of Fat Yi with both claws, and forcibly dragged it away!

After all, it's not Suzaku's body, so it's a bit difficult to exchange characters in this system.

If it were Ling Xuan, he could even throw the snake around like a joke.

After dragging Fei Yi away, and throwing it into the tiankeng that was struck by the thunderbolt earlier, Xiao Luo exhausted all his strength and began to breathe fire.

Fei Yi twisted his body, hiding in places, unable to escape at all, and while being twisted into a ball by the fire, he suddenly realized something was wrong: the legendary Suzaku should not be so weak, it clearly watched Suzaku being attacked by thunder. split!The little orange cat was swallowed by it, but Suzaku ran out of it, so——

This Suzaku is a fake of that cat!

After realizing this, Fei Yi suddenly had the thought of dying together, instead of waiting to die like this!

It swoops hard!Kankan grabbed Suzaku's claws, stretched out his neck, opened his bloody mouth, and ruthlessly bit Suzaku's head!

Xiao Luo counterattacked back in a calm manner. He didn't naively think that Fei Yi would always be deceived. After all, there was too much difference in strength and appearance, but the other party's heart was dominated by fear. Think more.

A snake and a bird scuffled into a ball.

While estimating the time, Xiao Luo saw that there were only a few seconds left in the countdown to his transformation, so he immediately let go and ran away, pretending to be invincible.

Fei Yi was burning with anger, and the two snake tails dripping with blood after being scorched by the fire swayed fiercely, shaking the mountain for a while.

The sky was overcast with thunder and lightning.

The countdown to the transformation counted down to zero, Suzaku's figure suddenly disappeared, and the bewildered young man fell to the ground.

Fei Yi roared and bit at the young man, Xiao Luo held his breath, and at the last moment, he quickly took out the amulet that the king had prepared to deal with the Naming Snake but had never been used, and stuck it on Fei Yi's. face!

The boy instantly transformed into a little orange cat, and ran away!

Almost at the same time, one after another, the sky thunder fell and landed on Fei Yi's body.

Different from the previous wave of sky thunder, this time there were only a dozen or so, and the targets were precise and focused, all of which fell on Fei Yi's body, and did not affect the little orange cat who had fled 30 meters away.

After the thunderstorm ended, Fat Yi was completely turned into a pool of scorched black corpses.

Only then did Xiao Luo heave a sigh of relief. After turning back into a human form, he hurried over to the off-road vehicle. His whole body was in pain, and it felt like his bones were about to break. The only good thing was that he rarely guessed once. God's will, it seems that he guessed right.

The enchantment with a time limit of 10 minutes disappeared at this time, Ling Su immediately pushed open the door, ran to the boy with unsteady breath, and hugged him tightly.

"Xiao Luo." Thousands of words turned into the last speechless choke.

"Ling Xiaosu, I'm about to throw up..." Xiao Luo finished speaking weakly, rolled his eyes, and passed out.