My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

When Xiao Luo woke up, he found himself flying in the sky, oh no, to be precise, it was an off-road vehicle flying in the sky, he struggled to sit up, and looked at the driver's seat: the king has woken up, and is controlling the car to slowly downhill.

"Master, are you okay?" He leaned forward nervously.

"I'm fine. It's Ling Xuan who has something to do." The king said lightly, with a strange expression on his face.

"Ling Xuan..." Dead?Probably not!

Xiao Luo shook his head subconsciously. When he faced Fei Yi, because he had no backup and no one else to rely on, he could only put all his eggs in one basket and sink the boat!However, the premise of all calculations and layouts is based on the fact that Ling Xuan is not dead.

The directional transformation card exchanged by the system cannot be exchanged for a dead character!certainly--

During his coma, the system has been upgraded again, restricting the exchange of four holy beast characters.

Xiao Luo took the time to look at the Eyeball Mall, and found that the No. [-] mask he had originally made had disappeared.

He immediately switched to the friend list to check, and found that Ling Xuan's profile picture was gray, and he couldn't help being stunned. Did he guess wrong?

"Ling Xuan is dead." The king stepped on the brakes, and the off-road vehicle gradually landed.

Xiao Luo opened his eyes in disbelief, wondering if Master was joking with him, he was stunned for a moment, then immediately turned his head to look at Ling Su, tremblingly asked: "Ling Xiaosu, this is not true, is it?"

"It's not true." Ling Su smiled bitterly. In just two days, a living person disappeared like this. He didn't know how to explain it to his family.

"Then why do you look like you're about to cry..." Xiao Luo's eyes turned red.

"Because Ling Xuan is indeed dead, but Suzaku is still alive, but the funeral is inevitable, probably." Ling Su took a deep breath, hugged the boy, and was pushed away by Xiao Luo.

"Okay, Ling Xiaosu, how dare you fool me!" Xiao Luo finally figured out what was going on.

"Don't be angry, this is what your master meant." Ling Su betrayed the king face to face.

After that burst of lightning strikes, the Snake was chopped into pieces, Suzaku was also punished for disobeying the law of heaven, but because of her identity as the Four Holy Beasts, although the mortal body was destroyed, at least her life was saved. Was directly sent back to the demon world.

"Master, must Ling Xuan's funeral be held?" If he was only sent back to the Demon Realm, it would not be difficult to teleport him from the Realm Gate. Why did he have to hold a funeral?

"He was fined to face the wall and think about it. He won't be able to come out in a short period of time, and he probably won't be willing to come out." After the king stopped the car, a smile finally flashed across his face, and Fatty appeared unexpectedly. , but the little apprentice can face the problem alone, and see through God's will, and use Tianlei to solve Feiyi, he is quite gratified.

At least he doesn't need to worry about what happens in the future.

"why?"

"Because he has now turned into a bald bird." God's will is unpredictable. At that moment, even he wondered whether Suzaku would be wiped out. It would be lucky if he survived. Be honest.

"Bald hair...bird?" Xiao Luojiong, with Ling Xiaoxuan's stinking personality, suddenly there is not even a hair left, so he probably will really hide in shame, unwilling to come out to see people.

"Oh, by the way, Xiao Luo, the inner alchemy you stored with me before, I used it when the sky thundered." Using the inner alchemy to block the sky thunder, with a cultivation base of 2000, it can only block it twice. "Fortunately, I blocked it a couple of times, otherwise he would not be as simple as bald, he might be limping and breaking his wings or something."

"Well, it's okay, as long as it comes in handy." Xiao Luo didn't care much about the inner alchemy, anyway, no matter how much inner alchemy he took, it was impossible to turn back to Bai Ze.

"I'm going to say hello to Qingfeng." The king opened the car door and walked out.

Only then did Xiao Luo realize that the position of the car after it landed happened to be near the group of people from the Shushan faction.

"Ling Xiaosu, let's not hold the funeral. I think Ling Xuan will figure it out after a while and will probably come back."

"Well, that's what your master meant." Ling Su hesitated.

Not long after Xiao Luo passed out, the king woke up. Ling Su told the other party what happened immediately. Contact each other.

How to get in touch, Ling Su didn't understand. He thought there was a special way between the big monsters, and it was inconvenient for him to ask too much detail.

After the king contacted him, he told him: Ling Xuan can't come back, just treat this guy as dead.When Xiao Luo wakes up, don't tell him the truth yet.

Ling Su had no choice but to agree to the request of "Old Zhangren". He vaguely realized that the other party should have his own considerations.

But in the end, it was agreed to hide the truth, neither he nor the king could hold back Xiao Luo's unshed tears, and compromised one by one.

"Why did you deliberately hide it from me?" Xiao Luo didn't think Master would be so boring, he muttered, took out his phone from his bag and began to check the news, his expression became a little bit serious.

A 65-magnitude earthquake occurred in Xinjiang, Qinghai, Tibet, Sichuan and other places...

The time was right after Ming Snake and Fei Yi appeared.

Sure enough.

The fundamental reason why Ming Snake and Fei Yi were struck by lightning successively is because of this.

Because the National Security Bureau personally acted, although the earthquake affected a wide area, no casualties have been found so far, but there are varying degrees of damage to buildings in various places.

After seeing this news, Xiao Luo and his family Ling Xiaosu did one thing tacitly: donate money.

"Ling Xiaosu, I only have 100 million in my account, donate it all, and I can only drink Northwest Wind from now on, woo woo woo."

"It's okay, I will support you." Ling Su smiled and rubbed the boy's head. The king briefly mentioned it to him before, because the Shushan faction's formation has reduced the impact of the earthquake to a certain extent. Otherwise, this disaster will at least cause a large earthquake of magnitude [-] or above.

With the disappearance of the singing snake and the fat left, the drought will gradually be brought under control, and everything will gradually return to calm.

This is the most gratifying thing for Ling Su, even if his dangerous and unpredictable year is not over yet.

only--

Originally agreed to go on a business trip, the two of them left with one cat, and when they returned to Ling's house, one person was missing. After hesitating for a long time, Ling Su lied to his family, claiming that Ling Xuan was in a bad mood because of a broken relationship, and went on a trip abroad again. I've gone, and I don't want to come back anytime soon.

The National Day holiday is over, and W University is lively again.

Accompanied by his master, Xiao Luo finally reported to W University.

Looking at the king who disguised himself as Daoist Qingfeng, Xiao Luo felt awkward: "Master, I think your original appearance is actually quite powerful and domineering, you are wise and powerful, and you really don't need to change into this appearance."

"The dean of the School of Computer Science has a little friendship with Qingfeng." The king simply explained that the procedures for freshmen to delay the report were quite troublesome. He had a lot of things to do at the time, so he directly mentioned it to the dean as the head of Qingfeng. , the other party immediately helped him with everything.

"It turns out that the identity of Daoist leader is so useful." Xiao Luo was thoughtful, and secretly took a photo with the ball system.

The dormitories for freshmen are basically four-person rooms, with beds on the top and private space on the bottom, with separate bathrooms, small balconies, and a large washroom on each floor.

Xiao Luo reported more than a month late, missed the military training, missed a lot of compulsory courses, and he didn't even have a place in the dormitory.

Just when he was hesitating whether to squeeze in with the sophomore seniors, the counselor arranged for him to enter the professor's apartment building. Originally, Ling Xuan's apartment was just opposite to Ling Su's.

"Beep beep-"

Xiao Luo: Master, wouldn't it be inappropriate for you to open the back door like this?

Your Majesty: It's not just me, Ling Su also helped a little.

Xiao Luo: After Ling Xuan came back, wouldn't he have no place to live?

Your Majesty: I just cleaned up the mess left by that stupid thing. From now on, there will be no Professor Ling, and no more honorary advisors.

Xiao Luo: This, is it troublesome?

King: It's okay.

Xiao Luo nodded ignorantly. When Ling Xuan taught the seniors and seniors of the School of Computer Science, the effect was extraordinary. It might not be so easy to modify the memories of so many people.

"Student Xiao Luo, here is the key to the apartment, please keep it."

"Thank you counselor."

Xiao Luo was flattered, but he didn't know that the other party already regarded him as a lucky cat in his heart. Just now, two Gods of Wealth donated a teaching building and a library to their School of Computer Science respectively. The only request was that the school would take care of them. A new student.

The freshman courses are basically still at the simple basic stage. Xiao Luo is not worried about the basics of computer culture, C language programming, comprehensive English, calculus, and linear algebra. It's not difficult...not difficult?

Xiao Luo crumpled his face in distress, and looked at the king pitifully: "Master, are these two compulsory courses?"

"Yes, it's written on it." The king looked calm, patted the boy's shoulder, and comforted him weakly, "If you have any questions, you can ask the one opposite you."

"Master..." Xiao Luo sighed heavily. In the past 14 years, his master never taught him history or geography.

"Come on." The king finished without changing his expression, and left directly.

Simply callous.

Xiao Luo thought about what happened when he was traveling in Sanya back then, when the king lost his way, and suddenly realized: If the master himself is weak in a certain aspect, it is better not to mislead the disciple.

Fortunately, he still has Ling Xiaosu, a super cheat!

Picking up the phone, he was about to call Ling Su for help, but the other party tacitly called him first.

"Ling Xiaosu!"

"Xiao Luo, I'm outside your door, come and open the door for me."

"immediately!"

Xiao Luo threw down a pile of untied clothes in his hand, ran to open the door happily, quickly glanced left and right out of the corners of his eyes, did not find anyone else, immediately dragged Ling Su in, closed the door with his backhand, wall dong!

After exchanging a lingering kiss, Ling Su began to help consciously, cleaning up and arranging clothes.

"Ling Xiaosu, I've received the textbooks, and I'm not sure about two of them. Are you free to help me highlight the key points?"

"Which two doors?"

"Outline of Modern Chinese History, Ideological and Moral Cultivation and Legal Foundation."

Ling Su was slightly taken aback, and then smiled: "This is a compulsory course for freshmen. I'll get the notes tomorrow, and you can just remember the key points. It's not difficult."

It was the first time he had seen anyone afraid of these two courses.

"Ling Xiaosu, it's so kind of you, give me a kiss!" Xiao Luo took advantage of the opportunity, and just as he pounced on him, the phone rang suddenly. He took it out to look at it, was stunned, and then mouthed to Ling Su: "My mother."

Mother-in-law called?Ling Su immediately became alert.

Xiao Luo pressed the speakerphone, and a gentle and elegant voice came from the other end of the phone: "Xiao Luo, your dad and I will return to China tomorrow, and we will arrive at the airport in City Z at 03:30 in the afternoon. If your master is here, call him and we will be together at night." Have a meal."

"Mom, I'll pick you up at the airport tomorrow." Xiao Luo thought for a while, he didn't have class tomorrow afternoon just now.

The mother and son ended the call after a brief exchange. Xiao Luo raised his head, looked at Ling Su, and frowned: "Ling Xiaosu, come with us tomorrow afternoon?"