My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
Chapter 109 Xiao Luo's Life Experience
Ling Su drove people to Yujing Garden, and delivered the meeting gift to the future mother-in-law and father-in-law. Xiao's parents and Xiao's mother did not make things difficult from the beginning to the end, and everything went smoothly.
"Ling Xiaosu, I left my backpack on the car."
"I'll get it, you stay here with Auntie and Uncle." Ling Su obviously realized that something was wrong, and left temporarily in cooperation.
Xiao Luo was silent for a moment, then looked at the two people opposite him: "Do you guys have something to tell me?"
Ling Su waited in the car for more than half an hour, estimated it, and when he was about to go back, he found Xiao Luo coming by himself. He quickly opened the car door and greeted him: "Xiao Luo, what happened?"
When he left the airport, something was wrong with the boy, he was obviously silent a lot, and he didn't have the kind of joy after reuniting with his parents after a long absence.
"Ling Xiaosu, please cancel the appointment at Yaoji's private kitchen first. My parents said that the jet lag has not reversed yet, so I'm going to have a good sleep."
"Okay." Ling Su nodded, and stretched out his hand to touch the boy's head, "You can tell me anything if you have anything to do, and don't see outsiders, we still have a long life."
"Ling Xiaosu, woo woo woo..." Xiao Luo hugged the waist of his shit-shoveling officer, tears streaming down his face, "This is the last time I shed tears, and I will never do it again."
Ling Su hugged the young man helplessly, and after a while, he heard the other party's voice choked up and said: "Let's go, I'll tell you again after I go back to school, I have to think carefully about how to speak..."
" Between you and me, do you still need to think about it? Say what you think of. No matter what you do, I will support you unconditionally."
"Ling Xiaosu, if you continue to seduce me, I'll throw you down right here!" Xiao Luo took a deep breath and said fiercely on purpose, his eyes were red but he looked like a rabbit, without any threat.
Ling Su hurriedly raised the white flag to beg for mercy: "No, let's go back and talk about it first."
Back at W University, it was already six o'clock in the evening.
There were fish, meat, and vegetables in the refrigerator. Ling Su looked at Xiao Luo, who was sitting on the sofa with his knees hugged. He obviously hadn't thought about how to chat with him about his concerns. He decided to make something simple first, so that the boy could fill his stomach. .
Twenty minutes later, a bowl of delicious beef noodles was brought to Xiao Luo.
"Ling Xiaosu, I want to add a marinated egg, a poached egg, and a cold tomato!"
"Okay, you are my master, you have the final say."
"Ling Xiaosu, don't be glib!"
"As ordered."
Xiao Luo also knew that he was being unreasonable, so he picked up a piece of noodles with his chopsticks, rolled them up slowly, and stuffed them into his mouth after they were rolled up to a full ball, chewed them a few times, and swallowed them in a hurry. Stomach warmed up.
In one month, he will be an adult, but at this time, he discovered that the family of three he thought was just a lie.
Xiao's father is a Siberian tiger who has practiced for thousands of years and is particularly artistic. Xiao Mama is a snow tiger who became mature before the founding of the People's Republic of China. Shit role.
According to Xiao Mama, Xiao Luo was picked up by the king and was only two months old when he was handed over to them, and he was still drinking milk at that time.
As for where it was picked up from?The king didn't say it, and they didn't know that, as a little demon who had become a spirit, he had long been yearning for human society. Before Xiao Luo was three years old, they were still conscientious in taking care of her, almost inseparable. But after three years old...
The king must have endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it any longer, so he personally came to accept disciples, and appeared beside Xiao Luo openly.
With the king around, the two tigers happily expanded their business. Since then, they have been flying all over the world and traveling all year round.
Maybe it's because of being raised by monsters, or maybe it's because Xiao Luo is the reincarnation of Bai Ze. He was gifted since he was a child. He is far smarter and more sensible than children of the same age. He is not noisy and learns things very quickly. When he was playing with mud, he was already enlightened, and he worked with the master to tinker with the computer and learn foreign languages.
Although he never went to school for a day, the king gave him everything that could be taught in the school, except...he couldn't teach it.
This time, the matter of Ming Snake and Fei Yi was completely resolved, and half of Ling Su's crisis was over. Before the king left, he specially contacted Xiao's father and Xiao mother in advance, so that they would not have to intervene in their affairs and fully cooperate with Xiao Luo. decision.
Therefore, when we first met, Ling Su didn't experience any difficulties.
Although Xiao Luo was a little sad when he learned that he was an...orphan at this juncture, he could calm down and think about it. He has a master, Ling Xiaosu, and this pair of parents in name. He is actually very happy. He is married to Ling Su and will have more family members.
"Ling Xiaosu, I suddenly discovered that it's actually not easy for me to grow up so big. It's not easy for my parents, and it's not easy for my master either!" After wolfing down half a bowl of noodles, Xiao Luo collapsed lazily on the sofa. .
"Well, what should I say?" Ling Su brought over marinated eggs, poached eggs and cold tomatoes, looked at the boy's remaining half bowl of noodles, "Can't eat anymore?"
"Noodles, don't eat." Xiao Luo shook his head straight, it wasn't that the taste was bad, and his mood was a bit affected, which affected his appetite. In addition, dinner should not be overdone, and he still needs to save his stomach for eggs and tomatoes.
Ling Su responded, directly picked up the boy's leftover half bowl of noodles, and ate it unambiguously, making Xiao Luo shy.
"Ling Xiaosu, why do you think you keep seducing me?"
"...Huh?" Ling Su raised his head in confusion, but——
Xiao Frustrated Boy Luo, who was still paralyzed a second ago, jumped up excitedly, threw himself in front of him, and kissed him on the cheek: "Ling Xiaosu, you are so good-looking, you are so attractive, just looking at you You, I can eat two more bowls of rice."
"Xiao Luo, why do you always steal my lines?" Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Because I'm handsome, what I said is right." Xiao Luo smiled triumphantly, took a fork and started eating tomatoes, ate a piece for himself, and then fed a piece to Ling Su. Fortunately, no outsiders saw it, otherwise it would be true. Frightened by his stickiness.
"Tut Tuk Tuk—" Just as he said there was no one there, there was a knock on the door.
Xiao Luo immediately transformed into a little orange cat, obediently lying on the sofa.
Ling Su smiled and touched the cat's head, went to open the door, and found that Bai Qingyun led Erha over.
"Senior Ling, I'm sorry to bother you, my little Ha is here to give Xiaopang a gift."
"come in."
Ling Su turned sideways and welcomed him into the door. Bai Qingyun was quite reserved, but Erha was not polite at all. As soon as he landed on the ground, he ran in without hesitation until he ran in front of the little orange cat.
"Woof, woof, woof!" Meow, I'm here to play with you, so it's a pleasant surprise!
"Meow?" Are you busy recently?
"Wow, woof, woof!" No, in order to celebrate your return, I specially asked my young lady to buy you a box of dried fish!
Xiao Luo was taken aback, the celebration of the comeback, did it refer to the ball system?Although this kid is a bit silly and silly, he is quite heart-warming.
So, the little orange cat stretched out its front paw and touched the dog's head: "Meow~" Thank you for coming to see me.
"Wow, woof, woof!" As the saying goes, courtesy is reciprocated, even though the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day have passed, you can still give me a gift in return!
Xiao Luojiong: I just wanted to say that I was moved by you, but your kid immediately broke the stage by himself. You really are not pretentious at all, and the frankness and directness make people speechless.
"Meow?" What gift do you want?
"Woof, woof, woof!" Do you know that the little brother who is closer to your shit-shoveling officer is a good-looking one, a grass of the computer department?
"Meow?" Huh?
"Woof, woof, woof!" I want to introduce him to my little sister as a boyfriend, what do you think, meow?
"Meow." It's not good, that little brother has a boyfriend, and it's my Ling Xiaosu.You give up.
"Wow?" Can a male be with a male?
Xiao Luo watched Erha silently. After more than a month, this boy's body grew like a convulsion, and he grew up twice in an instant. The most obvious thing is that his head has become longer. Time flies...
The little orange cat nodded: "Meow~" Of course, love knows no borders, let alone gender barriers.
After the two communicated for a while, Erha finally gave up and followed Bai Qingyun three steps away, leaving behind a box of finely packaged dried fish, which was said to have been bought by the kid with his own pocket money.
Xiao Luo thought about it, and decided to take some time to go to the LOLO Pet Store to buy some dog food for Erha, so that this kid would not be obsessed with cat food and small dried fish every day, and would become malnourished when he grows up.
After the person left, it was a two-person world again, Xiao Luo immediately changed back to human form, and eliminated all the marinated eggs, poached eggs and tomatoes together.
"Xiao Luo, is there no obstacle for you to communicate with Xiao Ha?" Ling Su asked curiously. Every time he saw the little orange cat and the husky cubs together, one meowing and the other barking, he always felt It's amazing, but it turns out that there is really no generation gap between these two.
"Of course not." Xiao Luo sent Erha a red envelope with a lucky fortune: Your little sister will find a satisfactory partner, don't worry.
"Then what did you say?"
"Well, that bastard wants me to help find a boyfriend for Bai Qingyun." When Xiao Luo thought of this, he couldn't help laughing. With Bai Qingyun's conditions, he didn't have to worry about this at all. Erha was just worrying about it, but It feels great to have such a worrying little pet!
Suddenly, he thought of the little pets he had raised, and the three big tigers around him. He finally understood why they all abandoned him one by one, because... they were afraid.
"Xiaoha is also—"
"No, the pets in the LOLO Pet Shop just have a high IQ. They are all pets in essence, and they won't become smart." Because after the founding of the country, they are not allowed to become smart?Xiao Luojiu, if this situation continues, the number of demon mouths in the demon world will only decrease, right?
After dinner, the two of them lingered for a while, Xiao Luo finally told Ling Su lightly about his life experience, but was hugged tightly by his shit-shoveling officer.
Looking at Ling Xiaosu who seemed to be more aggrieved than he was, Xiao Luo was so moved that he almost shed tears: "Actually, it's not a big deal. I've been through it, and I've seen it through. It's pretty good now."
"Ling Xiaosu, I left my backpack on the car."
"I'll get it, you stay here with Auntie and Uncle." Ling Su obviously realized that something was wrong, and left temporarily in cooperation.
Xiao Luo was silent for a moment, then looked at the two people opposite him: "Do you guys have something to tell me?"
Ling Su waited in the car for more than half an hour, estimated it, and when he was about to go back, he found Xiao Luo coming by himself. He quickly opened the car door and greeted him: "Xiao Luo, what happened?"
When he left the airport, something was wrong with the boy, he was obviously silent a lot, and he didn't have the kind of joy after reuniting with his parents after a long absence.
"Ling Xiaosu, please cancel the appointment at Yaoji's private kitchen first. My parents said that the jet lag has not reversed yet, so I'm going to have a good sleep."
"Okay." Ling Su nodded, and stretched out his hand to touch the boy's head, "You can tell me anything if you have anything to do, and don't see outsiders, we still have a long life."
"Ling Xiaosu, woo woo woo..." Xiao Luo hugged the waist of his shit-shoveling officer, tears streaming down his face, "This is the last time I shed tears, and I will never do it again."
Ling Su hugged the young man helplessly, and after a while, he heard the other party's voice choked up and said: "Let's go, I'll tell you again after I go back to school, I have to think carefully about how to speak..."
" Between you and me, do you still need to think about it? Say what you think of. No matter what you do, I will support you unconditionally."
"Ling Xiaosu, if you continue to seduce me, I'll throw you down right here!" Xiao Luo took a deep breath and said fiercely on purpose, his eyes were red but he looked like a rabbit, without any threat.
Ling Su hurriedly raised the white flag to beg for mercy: "No, let's go back and talk about it first."
Back at W University, it was already six o'clock in the evening.
There were fish, meat, and vegetables in the refrigerator. Ling Su looked at Xiao Luo, who was sitting on the sofa with his knees hugged. He obviously hadn't thought about how to chat with him about his concerns. He decided to make something simple first, so that the boy could fill his stomach. .
Twenty minutes later, a bowl of delicious beef noodles was brought to Xiao Luo.
"Ling Xiaosu, I want to add a marinated egg, a poached egg, and a cold tomato!"
"Okay, you are my master, you have the final say."
"Ling Xiaosu, don't be glib!"
"As ordered."
Xiao Luo also knew that he was being unreasonable, so he picked up a piece of noodles with his chopsticks, rolled them up slowly, and stuffed them into his mouth after they were rolled up to a full ball, chewed them a few times, and swallowed them in a hurry. Stomach warmed up.
In one month, he will be an adult, but at this time, he discovered that the family of three he thought was just a lie.
Xiao's father is a Siberian tiger who has practiced for thousands of years and is particularly artistic. Xiao Mama is a snow tiger who became mature before the founding of the People's Republic of China. Shit role.
According to Xiao Mama, Xiao Luo was picked up by the king and was only two months old when he was handed over to them, and he was still drinking milk at that time.
As for where it was picked up from?The king didn't say it, and they didn't know that, as a little demon who had become a spirit, he had long been yearning for human society. Before Xiao Luo was three years old, they were still conscientious in taking care of her, almost inseparable. But after three years old...
The king must have endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it any longer, so he personally came to accept disciples, and appeared beside Xiao Luo openly.
With the king around, the two tigers happily expanded their business. Since then, they have been flying all over the world and traveling all year round.
Maybe it's because of being raised by monsters, or maybe it's because Xiao Luo is the reincarnation of Bai Ze. He was gifted since he was a child. He is far smarter and more sensible than children of the same age. He is not noisy and learns things very quickly. When he was playing with mud, he was already enlightened, and he worked with the master to tinker with the computer and learn foreign languages.
Although he never went to school for a day, the king gave him everything that could be taught in the school, except...he couldn't teach it.
This time, the matter of Ming Snake and Fei Yi was completely resolved, and half of Ling Su's crisis was over. Before the king left, he specially contacted Xiao's father and Xiao mother in advance, so that they would not have to intervene in their affairs and fully cooperate with Xiao Luo. decision.
Therefore, when we first met, Ling Su didn't experience any difficulties.
Although Xiao Luo was a little sad when he learned that he was an...orphan at this juncture, he could calm down and think about it. He has a master, Ling Xiaosu, and this pair of parents in name. He is actually very happy. He is married to Ling Su and will have more family members.
"Ling Xiaosu, I suddenly discovered that it's actually not easy for me to grow up so big. It's not easy for my parents, and it's not easy for my master either!" After wolfing down half a bowl of noodles, Xiao Luo collapsed lazily on the sofa. .
"Well, what should I say?" Ling Su brought over marinated eggs, poached eggs and cold tomatoes, looked at the boy's remaining half bowl of noodles, "Can't eat anymore?"
"Noodles, don't eat." Xiao Luo shook his head straight, it wasn't that the taste was bad, and his mood was a bit affected, which affected his appetite. In addition, dinner should not be overdone, and he still needs to save his stomach for eggs and tomatoes.
Ling Su responded, directly picked up the boy's leftover half bowl of noodles, and ate it unambiguously, making Xiao Luo shy.
"Ling Xiaosu, why do you think you keep seducing me?"
"...Huh?" Ling Su raised his head in confusion, but——
Xiao Frustrated Boy Luo, who was still paralyzed a second ago, jumped up excitedly, threw himself in front of him, and kissed him on the cheek: "Ling Xiaosu, you are so good-looking, you are so attractive, just looking at you You, I can eat two more bowls of rice."
"Xiao Luo, why do you always steal my lines?" Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Because I'm handsome, what I said is right." Xiao Luo smiled triumphantly, took a fork and started eating tomatoes, ate a piece for himself, and then fed a piece to Ling Su. Fortunately, no outsiders saw it, otherwise it would be true. Frightened by his stickiness.
"Tut Tuk Tuk—" Just as he said there was no one there, there was a knock on the door.
Xiao Luo immediately transformed into a little orange cat, obediently lying on the sofa.
Ling Su smiled and touched the cat's head, went to open the door, and found that Bai Qingyun led Erha over.
"Senior Ling, I'm sorry to bother you, my little Ha is here to give Xiaopang a gift."
"come in."
Ling Su turned sideways and welcomed him into the door. Bai Qingyun was quite reserved, but Erha was not polite at all. As soon as he landed on the ground, he ran in without hesitation until he ran in front of the little orange cat.
"Woof, woof, woof!" Meow, I'm here to play with you, so it's a pleasant surprise!
"Meow?" Are you busy recently?
"Wow, woof, woof!" No, in order to celebrate your return, I specially asked my young lady to buy you a box of dried fish!
Xiao Luo was taken aback, the celebration of the comeback, did it refer to the ball system?Although this kid is a bit silly and silly, he is quite heart-warming.
So, the little orange cat stretched out its front paw and touched the dog's head: "Meow~" Thank you for coming to see me.
"Wow, woof, woof!" As the saying goes, courtesy is reciprocated, even though the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day have passed, you can still give me a gift in return!
Xiao Luojiong: I just wanted to say that I was moved by you, but your kid immediately broke the stage by himself. You really are not pretentious at all, and the frankness and directness make people speechless.
"Meow?" What gift do you want?
"Woof, woof, woof!" Do you know that the little brother who is closer to your shit-shoveling officer is a good-looking one, a grass of the computer department?
"Meow?" Huh?
"Woof, woof, woof!" I want to introduce him to my little sister as a boyfriend, what do you think, meow?
"Meow." It's not good, that little brother has a boyfriend, and it's my Ling Xiaosu.You give up.
"Wow?" Can a male be with a male?
Xiao Luo watched Erha silently. After more than a month, this boy's body grew like a convulsion, and he grew up twice in an instant. The most obvious thing is that his head has become longer. Time flies...
The little orange cat nodded: "Meow~" Of course, love knows no borders, let alone gender barriers.
After the two communicated for a while, Erha finally gave up and followed Bai Qingyun three steps away, leaving behind a box of finely packaged dried fish, which was said to have been bought by the kid with his own pocket money.
Xiao Luo thought about it, and decided to take some time to go to the LOLO Pet Store to buy some dog food for Erha, so that this kid would not be obsessed with cat food and small dried fish every day, and would become malnourished when he grows up.
After the person left, it was a two-person world again, Xiao Luo immediately changed back to human form, and eliminated all the marinated eggs, poached eggs and tomatoes together.
"Xiao Luo, is there no obstacle for you to communicate with Xiao Ha?" Ling Su asked curiously. Every time he saw the little orange cat and the husky cubs together, one meowing and the other barking, he always felt It's amazing, but it turns out that there is really no generation gap between these two.
"Of course not." Xiao Luo sent Erha a red envelope with a lucky fortune: Your little sister will find a satisfactory partner, don't worry.
"Then what did you say?"
"Well, that bastard wants me to help find a boyfriend for Bai Qingyun." When Xiao Luo thought of this, he couldn't help laughing. With Bai Qingyun's conditions, he didn't have to worry about this at all. Erha was just worrying about it, but It feels great to have such a worrying little pet!
Suddenly, he thought of the little pets he had raised, and the three big tigers around him. He finally understood why they all abandoned him one by one, because... they were afraid.
"Xiaoha is also—"
"No, the pets in the LOLO Pet Shop just have a high IQ. They are all pets in essence, and they won't become smart." Because after the founding of the country, they are not allowed to become smart?Xiao Luojiu, if this situation continues, the number of demon mouths in the demon world will only decrease, right?
After dinner, the two of them lingered for a while, Xiao Luo finally told Ling Su lightly about his life experience, but was hugged tightly by his shit-shoveling officer.
Looking at Ling Xiaosu who seemed to be more aggrieved than he was, Xiao Luo was so moved that he almost shed tears: "Actually, it's not a big deal. I've been through it, and I've seen it through. It's pretty good now."
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