My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Ling Su has always had a good habit of running in the morning. He gets up at [-] o'clock every day, runs around the fixed route twice, goes to the cafeteria to have breakfast at [-] o'clock, and then returns to the apartment to take a shower and start the day's work.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Xiao Luo just woke up, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and drank a cup of warm water. His family, Ling Xiaosu, just came back, carrying a steaming chicken soup dumpling and soy milk.

"Good morning, Ling Xiaosu!"

"It's getting late, little lazy cat."

"Class starts at 15 o'clock, and I arrive at the classroom [-] minutes earlier. I am already very diligent when I wake up at this o'clock."

The two dull hairs on the top of Xiao Luo's head fluttered vertically in the wind. He tossed and tossed a lot all night, and only fell asleep in the middle of the night. In the morning, he buried his head in the pillow again.

Ling Su put the breakfast on the dining table, took off his shirt, pants, and a pair of pants with a calm expression, and walked into the bathroom: "Xiao Luo, eat your breakfast quickly, you have two classes in the morning, don't forget .”

Abdominal muscles, male dog waist, long legs... Xiao Luo stared at his shit-shoveling officer with glowing eyes, and whistled frivolously: "Ling Xiaosu, you started seducing me so early in the morning. Didn't you want me to go to class on purpose?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ling Su turned his head, stared at the boy and smiled, "But if you really don't want to go, I can help you ask for a sick leave."

"No, no need." Xiao Luo shook his head hastily. Although it was the ideological and moral cultivation and legal foundation that he least wanted to take, it was a compulsory course after all. I can be as free and unrestrained as Ling Xiaosu, and then...hehehe.

Last night, the two gossiped until midnight about their future expectations and arrangements.

Originally, Ling Su didn't plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination. He had earned enough credits and even finished his graduation thesis. On the one hand, he continued to stay in school to find talents, and on the other hand, it was because of Ling's mother's previous problems, but now the latter's The obstacle has been removed, he could go home to live, and come back to school when he has something to do.

But now, Xiao Luo has just entered school, and there are still four long years before graduation.

The two discussed it, and Ling Su finally decided to take the postgraduate entrance examination. In this way, when he graduates from graduate school, Xiao Luo will be in his senior year, so he will have more time, so the two of them can live outside.

For a better future, Xiao Luo made up his mind to work hard, starting with overcoming his most troublesome subjects!

While sucking on the soup dumpling, the young man stared at the bathroom with his big bright eyes. Because he was not yet an adult, his family, Ling Xiaosu, was so upright that it gave him a headache...

#我的大刀 already hungry and thirsty, but you would rather go to the bathroom to take a cold shower, huh#

When Ling Su came out of the shower, before the water droplets on his body were wiped off, Xiao Luo attacked Bidong, hugged him, gnawed him up and down, and then ran away triumphantly.

"Ling Xiaosu, I'm going to class first, see you later!"

"A mouthful of soy milk..."

Ling Su touched his cheek, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, it was only 25:[-].

When Xiao Luo strolled to the No. [-] teaching building with his books in his arms, he realized that he had come too early. It was not yet eight o'clock. The door of the classroom was closed, and there were a few men and women standing sparsely outside. English class and calculus, he simply didn't have time to pay attention to other people.

And now-

"Xiao Luo, hello, I'm Xu Xu, the monitor of Class 201."

"Hello."

Xiao Luo looked at the class monitor. Xu Xu is a small boy, 1.6 meters [-], slightly fat, with a sincere smile, eloquence...absolutely first-class, after the chat box opened, not long after, he was "fooled" by the other party Added QQ friends and WeChat friends, and then was pulled into the class QQ group and WeChat group.

Immediately after—

A bunch of friend applications came out, and he was so frightened that he quickly modified the system settings: refuse to add anyone as a friend.

It was quiet for a moment.

At this moment, Xiao Luo hadn't realized that he might really be a hot search physique. After the theoretical class all morning, there were two more HOT posts in the Computer Department section of the W University campus forum.

#818 There is a hot, cold and beautiful grass in our class#

#我们的草脉白脸美丽很已#

These are not the main point, the main point is the latest popular post on the board of the whole hospital. The post is a beautiful female anchor from the journalism department. It is said that she once took the initiative to pursue Ling Su and was rejected, and then worked hard to make it all over W University except the finance department. The big beauty of the grass.

#理论论论收集链接链X铁树 blossoming, getting involved in the criminal behavior of a certain freshman in the freshman#

When Xiao Luo saw this post, the number of replies had already reached four digits, and the number of viewers had reached five figures, and it was only less than a day since the post was posted. His first reaction was: This sister Yu must be an anchor for a long time , I have almost forgotten my old job, where are the cute, hot, and cool spots?No one's full name is listed!

Then he clicked in, poof!

At the beginning of the post, there was a high-resolution photo, which happened to be the photo of Ling Su sending him to the classroom before the calculus class.

So this Ling X is Ling Su, and a certain freshman is him.

Xiao Luo flipped through it with relish, and found that this eldest sister is quite flirtatious, and all kinds of domineering CEOs fall in love with me, which is very flirtatious and unrealistic!

But, it looks so cool.

The eldest sister finally summed up one point: Ling X has not bloomed for three years, in fact, it is because of his unusual sexual orientation, the so-called dry firewood, as soon as it meets it, it will be ignited, and then it will burn endlessly.

Simply insightful.

Xiao Luo finished reading all the big sister's speeches, and was about to hack into the forum to delete the post, and then teach that big sister a little lesson, when his shit-shoveling officer suddenly appeared behind him, and lightly grabbed his right hand.

"No need to delete it." Ling Su said.

Xiao Luo responded, and closed the forum, or not deleted, so that both he and Ling Su will be stamped, and a smart person will know that these two "dogs and men" should be avoided after seeing it.

However, there are still a lot of people who are not smart.

You can also have a conversation on QQ without adding friends, as long as you are in a group.

As soon as Xiao Luo logged into QQ, he was harassed by dozens of messages. Apart from some people who were curious about his relationship with Senior Ling, there were also boys who took the initiative to confess to him, embarrassing.

Taking advantage of Ling Su's inattention, Xiao Luo deleted all the messages without missing a word, and then changed his signature: I have my own heart, and I don't accept any form of poaching, smiling.jpg

The situation on Ling Su's side is obviously not much better, but there are not many people on his side who come to confess and poach the wall, most of them are acquaintances who come to ask when they can drink wedding wine, not to mention Yangliu Yangbai's side. An honorary alumnus of W University, after learning that Ling Xiaosu has someone he likes, he sneaks up to W University's forum for a walk every day.

Just when I found the post about the old tree blooming, Ling Yan immediately called in a hurry.

"The boy in the photo is the one you like?" Straight to the point, without any hesitation.

"En." Ling Su's attitude was unexpectedly calm.

Ling Yan was silent for a moment, and his tone was heartbroken: "Xiao Su, you actually abducted minors! You, how far have you guys gone?"

"Brother, I remember I mentioned to you that Xiao Luo will turn eighteen in one month."

"That doesn't change the fact that he is a minor now!"

"Oh."

"What are you, let me ask you, did you really... rape people like what was said in that post?" The voice of the eldest brother of the Ling family was almost trembling.

Xiao Luo happened to hear this sentence, and also trembled. Although the words and style of the post posted by the big sister in the journalism department were particularly exaggerated, but looking at it from beginning to end, it seems that Ling Yan did not mention this " crime"?

"Brother, you're thinking too much." Ling Su sighed helplessly. This year, such a calm and upright person like him can't be found even with a lantern.Even though he has such a sense of responsibility and sense of justice, he was misunderstood by his biological elder brother and even suspected by his little perverted cat. It's just...

"Ahem." Ling Yan coughed in embarrassment, realizing that he had been misled, so he changed the subject, "Did Mom meet Xiao Luo? When I went out this morning, she was in a good mood. I'm discussing with my dad about going to Holland for a trip."

"Well, we met at noon yesterday."

Ling Yan was weird and silent for a while, then complained heartbroken: "Xiao Su, since you were young, you have always relied on me and trusted me the most. When you first found out that you might be bent, you immediately thought Contact me, but now, you have chased him, and I was the last to find out!"

"Brother, did you read that post and you've lost your mind?" Ling Su was speechless. After a few minutes of arguing between the brothers, Ling Yan finally announced domineeringly: within this week, you must send your daughter-in-law Bring it home!

Xiao Luo stayed on the sidelines and listened to the end without any omissions. His emotions were extremely complicated. At the beginning, he thought that the eldest brother of the Ling family was a very cold, serious, mature, stable and introverted person, but in the end——

This elder brother not only kept dried fish for the little orange cat, but also tried to hook up with his younger brother's kitty, he was also a pure brother-in-law.

All kinds of contrasts are cute.

"Xiao Luo, did you hear everything?" Ling Su looked helpless after finishing the call.

Xiao Luo observed silently for a while, thinking of that weird post on the W forum, he felt as if he had been tricked once.

Last night, he cried bitterly in the arms of his shit-shoveling officer, lamenting that he was an orphan, and apart from his master and the fake tiger parents, the only family member left was his family, Ling Xiaosu. As a result, the post about Iron Tree Blooming came out today, and the eldest brother of the Ling family accidentally discovered his existence. In a blink of an eye, it became the rhythm that he was going to meet his parents immediately.

Well, routine.

After secretly analyzing it, Xiao Luo stretched out his hand to pinch Ling Su's cheek, and suggested with a smile: "Why don't I discuss it with the tiger mother and father, and book a place for everyone to sit down and chat?"

"Okay." Ling Su nodded with a smile.

The smile on Xiao Luo's face disappeared instantly: "Have you forgotten about Grandpa Ling?"