My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Three days have passed in a flash, and Xiao Luo still hasn't found an orange cat that can replace Xiaopang. Aside from the difference in appearance, the most important thing is that those kittens are ordinary pet cats, not to mention League of Legends. Can't even play Rhythm Master.

Do you really want to tell Grandpa Ling that their chubby got lost?

Xiao Luo was a little hesitant, the time had already come to the appointed day, and in the evening, he and his mother and father would go to visit Ling's house, and they would have a dinner together, and set a date for their wedding.

He has already learned from his family's excrement shoveling officer that when Ling Su was born, Daoist Qingfeng made a special divination, told Grandpa Ling about Ling Su's disaster, and explained that the key to solving it was a cat. The crisis of the year is not completely over yet, if the cat disappears at this time...

It must be worrying.

Although the cat was not lost.

"If only I knew the shadow clone technique or something." The young man muttered in a low voice, gulping down his breakfast milk.

"Is Hokage good?" Ling Su joked with a smile. Luo Baibai watched "Hokage" live yesterday, and Xiao Luo watched it with relish.

When I was in urgent need of popularity, Little Orange Cat was very diligent in starting the live broadcast. Now that my popularity has exceeded 50, Xiao Luo became lazy instead. Except for going to LOL with Ling Su every night to play rankings, The rest of the time is basically doing homework.

"It's okay." Xiao Luo nodded absent-mindedly, "Actually, I prefer to watch Bump Man fight little monsters."

"Well, I will order two sets for you later."

"Ling Xiaosu, if I tell Grandpa Ling, I will be chubby." Xiao Luo put his hands on his cheeks and stared at Ling Su intently, "What do you think?"

"I don't have a fever." Ling Su stepped forward, touched the boy's forehead, and said earnestly, "There are some things that not everyone can accept."

The Ling family can accept a male daughter-in-law, but that's all.

"I probably haven't woken up yet, so I'm talking nonsense." Xiao Luo smiled, hiding the flash of disappointment in his eyes.

The demon world and the human world can live in peace, because there is a gate, the demon world has four holy beasts on duty in turn, and the human world has a special affairs office, and all behaviors that violate laws and ethics will be restricted.

In Xiao Luo's impression, the few monsters in the human world are basically single, such as Ye Wei, Hu Li, and the Xiong family...

The only two exceptions are tiger parents and tiger mothers, but that is also the marriage that the king facilitated.

Demons can maintain their appearance at their peak and have a longer lifeline than humans.This crucial point is doomed that the combination of human and demon will not end well.

Last night, he redeemed the [Wishing Card], wanting Ling Su to have the same lifespan as him, but was rejected by the system.

The wishing card returned to his account warehouse, but it was temporarily useless.

perhaps--

"Ling Xiaosu, I'm going to the WC."

"Go, don't squat for too long, you have class at eight o'clock."

Xiao Luo sneered, last night he just went to the bathroom to argue with Mr. System, and accidentally timed out, Ling Su misunderstood that he was not feeling well.

Ten minutes later, the boy came out with a smile on his face, followed by a little orange cat that looked exactly like Xiaopang.

Ling Su stared blankly: "Xiao Luo, have you learned the shadow clone technique?"

"Yeah, great, isn't it? But it can only be divided into one and two points at most." This is the skill he bargained with the system master, and finally used up the wishing card in exchange for the skill, but this thing needs to consume popularity points to maintain it. Popularity value!It's a waste of money!

The little orange cat jumped up and down on the dining table, shook itself proudly, and meowed at Ling Su.

Ling Su reached out to touch the cat's head, and the little orange cat took the opportunity to rub against his palm, just like before.

This is not a generic replacement.

"Xiao Luo, is this you too?" Ling Su still couldn't believe it.

"Yes, but it's a bit difficult to control two bodies at the same time. I guess one is moving, and the other can only be in a daze." Xiao Luo nodded triumphantly, flicked the little orange cat's forehead, and the latter disappeared with a bang "So it's better not to make a fuss."

His popularity value in the early 50s seems to be quite a lot, but in the end it can only last for ten hours.

"Yes. No fuss." Ling Su understands that emergency measures are generally not activated unless it is absolutely necessary.

The little orange cat's problem was successfully resolved, Xiao Luo felt at ease, but regarding Ling Su's lifespan, he had no choice but to think of another way.

In the morning, there were two compulsory computer culture courses. Ling Su personally sent the boy to the front of the teaching building before turning around and driving to Xingchen Studio.

The most important project of the Xingchen R&D team has entered the bottleneck stage. The company has just recruited a technical consultant who returned from country H, and Lingsu needs a second interview to finally decide whether to stay or stay with that person.

Because one is going to class and the other is going to the company, Xiao Luo is worried, so he specially installed a global GPS positioning system on his mobile phone, which is different from the positioning that can only simply track the location. With the plug-in of the ball system, Ling Su's voice can be heard at any time.

If you improve it, maybe you can see his family Ling Xiaosu anytime and anywhere in the future.

Xiao Luo thought happily, and then——

Thoughts wandered.

Standing up to answer questions by name, Xiao Luo was at a loss, but the class leader Xu Xu who happened to be sitting in front of him kindly reminded him, and it was safe.

During the recess, Xiao Luo specially thanked Xu Xu, in exchange for a small joke: "Student Xiao Luo, did you go out on a date with Senior Ling last night? Look under your eye sockets The dark circles came out."

The relationship between Xiao Luo and Ling Su, because of the post on the forum, has become a semi-public model to a certain extent, but most people still hold the mentality of watching the fun, believe it or not.

Girls will sigh with emotion that all the good-looking and capable boys these days are going to disturb the base, and the boys half-truthfully joked that this is also very good, and suddenly there are two less strong opponents, and Ma Ma will no longer Don't worry I can't find a girlfriend.

As long as people who can break into W University with their own strengths don't have a crooked mind, even if they have ideas in their hearts, they will not blatantly discuss them publicly.

"Dating? How is that possible? I'm too busy doing my homework." Xiao Luo denied it with a smile. If two people playing black and white together and playing LOL counted as a date, then it would be a date, but he is a bit of a nerd in nature and doesn't like to go out. visit.

Going out is just to eat, watch a movie, and go shopping?Or... open a room?

These things, Xiao Luo said: If you can take care of it at home, don't go out and waste that money, that's right, he is so virtuous, ah ha ha ha ha!

As soon as the morning class was over, Xiao Luo raced against the clock and went straight back to the apartment to continue his big LOL project. The progress climbed up to the position of 19/100 with difficulty. After all, one person's power is limited. Of course, the most important reason is that his current affairs are more complicated. Too many, there is no way to focus on programming all day long.

Just like now, less than 10 minutes after he calmed down, another friend from Qiuqiu Friends came to him.

"Beep beep-"

Sparrow-Agua: Little Lolo!Let me tell you, your Ling Xiaosu met a handsome guy today!That handsome guy seems to be an old acquaintance!

This little sparrow was also a member of the king's harem group. When Xiao Luo and Ling Su were making out under the big banyan tree, Agua and Asha happened to bump into it.

These two sparrows were adopted by the same owner. On weekdays, Agua and Asha are particularly free, often flying around outside, and the two go home after the sun goes down.

Because he flies far away and sees a lot, and Xiao Luo has shown off Ling Su's half-length photos and photo stickers in the group more than once, so the friends basically know that the shit-shoveling officer of Little Orange Cat's family is a The handsome little brother, the little sparrow, probably worried that the complex relationship between the master and the quality of life of the little friend would be affected, so he came here to report.

Xiao Luo: Agua, take a photo for me.

Sparrow-Agua: [Picture] [Picture], little Luoluo, your Ling Xiaosu is so good at attracting others, I remember that he seems to have a lover in school, he is a beautiful little brother, why did you provoke him again? one?

Xiao Luo: Ahem, there must be a misunderstanding here.

In class before, in order not to be distracted, Xiao Luo specially blocked the voice monitoring function. He was just worried that Ling Su would be provoked by a little monster with no eyes in a place he couldn't see, not for all-round monitoring opponent's actions.

Even between two people who couldn't be more intimate, at least one should respect each other's privacy.

The place shown in the photo sent by Little Sparrow is the coffee shop on the first floor of the Xingchen Studio office building. Ling Su and a young man who is four or five years older than him are sitting in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows drinking coffee. It's an acquaintance.

But Xiao Luo didn't remember this young man, obviously he wasn't an employee of Xingchen Studio.

Yes or no, it doesn't matter. The teenager turned on the computer, and within 5 minutes he found out the identity of the person. Zhou Qin, 27 years old, is a returnee who just returned to China. He used to be the technical director of the number one online game company in country H.

Sparrow-Agua: Little Luoluo, do you need me to help you continue to find information?

Xiao Luo: No need, okay.jpg

Knowing that these friends are warm-hearted, Xiao Luo thanked them and continued to write programs.

Even if they are acquaintances, at most it is only a matter of work. The most likely fact is: Zhou Qin returned to China, went to Xingchen for an interview, and passed the first test. No, so went downstairs to have a cup of coffee, that's all.

Based on his understanding of Ling Xiaosu, there were no other problems.

Xiao Luo continued programming until his stomach was growling. When he came back to his senses, it was almost twelve o'clock. In the past, Ling Su had already prepared lunch at this time, but today——

He didn't even call back!

Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat, could something be wrong?

But the ball system did not prompt.

"Ling Xiaosu, I didn't intend to pry into your privacy, I just want to make sure you are safe and sound."

While muttering, Xiao Luo canceled the voice blocking function of the positioning system, but there was no response at all.

what happened?Looking at the positioning again, it has been in Xingchen Studio.

When he installed the positioning, he didn't say hello in advance because he was worried that Ling Su would think too much, and he did it secretly in the middle of the night. Perhaps because he was too confident in himself, he never even considered the possibility of being discovered.

Now it seems that his hands and feet have been discovered.

I have to explain it quickly, otherwise, it will be bad for Ling Su to misunderstand.

Xiao Luo immediately dialed a number, but the voice prompts that the other party is not in the service area!

"Beep beep-"

Sparrow-Asha: Da Da Xiao!Something is wrong!Your shit shoveler got into a car accident!

Xiao Luo: Send me the address!

Sparrow-Asha: Just half an hour ago, two cars collided, and the ambulances came. Ula Ula took the person away. It was the second hospital in the city center.

Xiao Luo: Thank you, I see!

Had a car accident? !How is it possible... Xiao Luo stood up in panic, called Didi Express for the first time, and hurried to the hospital.

When I first arrived at the gate of the courtyard, the phone rang, and it was an unfamiliar number.

Xiao Luo walked in quickly, picked up the phone, heard Ling Su's voice, and asked excitedly: "Ling Xiaosu, which ward are you in? Is the injury serious? I'm at the gate of the Second Hospital now."

"Xiao Luo, I'm fine." Ling Su's voice sounded very tired.

Xiao Luo went back rationally, if he was seriously injured, he would not be able to call him, so the car accident was probably real, but it wasn't Ling Su who had the accident.

Five minutes later, the two met. Xiao Luo checked carefully, and found that his shit-shoveling officer was indeed not injured except that his clothes were dirty, so he was relieved. The car accident that little sparrow Asha saw probably The injured person was from another car, and Ling Su kindly sent him to the hospital because he was the person involved.

But what about his cell phone?

After Xiao Luo calmed down, he didn't rush to ask, but quietly held Ling Su's palm, and asked in a low voice: "What happened?"

Ling Su led the people to rush to the door of the emergency room, explaining in a low voice: "When I was going back to school at noon, I met an acquaintance on the way, his car broke down, and it happened to be on the way, so I was going to see him off. In a car accident, he was seriously injured, and there are no other acquaintances in the country, so my side is delayed."

"Oh." Xiao Luo nodded thoughtfully, "Where's your cell phone?"

"Water got in by accident, and I'm going to take it for repair." Ling Su shook his head helplessly, "Maybe it's because Xiao Luo didn't follow me. Today seems to be very unlucky. When the cup of hot coffee was poured down, my mobile phone went on strike immediately. gone."

Hot coffee... Xiao Luo suddenly realized, so when Ling Su and Zhou Qin went to drink coffee, the accident happened?

I don't know if it was purely an accident, or there is something wrong with Zhou Qin.

"Have you eaten lunch yet?" Seeing that the time was getting closer, Ling Su couldn't help feeling a little worried. Xiao Luo's three meals a day were basically settled on time under his supervision, because he was a workaholic at a certain level. Started programming and often lost track of time.

"No, didn't I wait for you to come back and feed me?" Xiao Luo said embarrassedly, and then took out two packs of dried fish from his pocket. This was a gift from Erha, and the taste was not bad. Sneakily stuffed a bag to Ling Su, "You haven't eaten yet, so fill your stomach first, and let's go eat after your friend comes out of the emergency room."

"En." When Ling Su heard the young man say this, he felt a little more at ease in his heart. He expected that Zhou Qin would be fine, because Xiao Luo had a lucky halo, which was a typical blessed physique.

After the emergency operation, the wounded Zhou Qin was out of danger and transferred to the general ward.

After Ling Su went through the formalities, he used Xiao Luo's mobile phone to call Yang Liu and Yang Bai, asking someone to come and take care of him, and then he took the boy away from the hospital.

"It's almost two o'clock, let's eat whatever we want." Xiao Luo gently grabbed Ling Su's palm and said in a low voice.

Ling Su smiled: "As long as you don't feel wronged."

"Don't be wronged, I can eat two more bowls of rice just by looking at you." Xiao Luo didn't forget to take the opportunity to tease her.

In the end, the two of them were indeed not picky, so they ordered two dishes and one soup at a small restaurant near the hospital, and filled their stomachs casually.

During the meal, Xiao Luo didn't say a single word of nonsense, and concentrated on cooking the food. After paying the bill and leaving, he couldn't help but lie next to Ling Su's ear, and complained a little: "It's too bad, it's not as good as you Made egg fried rice."

Ling Su was directly amused, and the two fought back to school.

"Ling Xiaosu, hurry up and take a shower and change your clothes, and then let's pick up the tiger mother and father." After pushing him into the bathroom, Xiao Luo quickly walked to the study room, turned on the computer, and called up the video of the car accident scene.

Ling Su's Audi A8 collided with a large truck, and the entire front of the car was smashed. At that time, Zhou Qin was sitting in the back seat. Because he was not wearing a seat belt, he was seriously injured.

And the reason why Ling Su was unscathed is probably the biggest reason that the amulet exchanged for 9999+9999 protected him at a critical moment.

The driver of the large truck died on the spot, because the location of the incident was relatively close to the traffic police brigade, and the police arrived faster than the ambulance.

The whole process seemed to be an accident indeed. The Audi A8 went straight on a green light, but the truck driver was overloaded and ran a red light. The big truck was solely responsible.

Xiao Luo supported his mandible with one hand and knocked on the table with the other. After a moment of silence, he exited the monitoring system and called out Zhou Qin's information again.

This Zhou Qin has some relationship with Zhou Yaqin, they are half brothers and sisters.

After Zhou Qin's mother died of illness, Zhou's father remarried and married Zhou Yaqin's mother. The relationship between the two brothers and sisters was not harmonious. Zhou Qin went abroad when he was very young, but he and many people from Ling Su, Yang Liu and Yang Bai The relationship is not bad.

Now that the Zhou family is bankrupt and Zhou Qin is returning home, is there any connection between this?

Just when the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, Xiao Luo immediately turned off the computer, picked a set from the wardrobe in the bedroom that was the same style as her, and sent it to Ling Su.

"Ling Xiaosu, your car is temporarily on strike, what should we do?"

"There is a spare one parked in the underground garage." Ling Su pinched the boy's cheek with a light smile, "You have a good eye."

He was talking about clothes.

Xiao Luo deliberately misunderstood, and responded with a smile: "I have a good eye for men."

After the two of them took all the things they had prepared, they went to the underground garage.

After Xiao Luo saw that flamboyant red Porsche, he finally understood why Ling Su didn't usually drive this car.

It's flamboyant, two-door and two-seater, suitable for a cool date.

"This is a birthday present from my brother last year." Ling Su smiled shyly.

Yes, coy.

Xiao Luo looked dumbfounded: Ling Xiaosu, your shy appearance is so seductive!

So he deliberately put on a straight face and asked, "Ling Xiaosu, how many ignorant teenagers and girls have you cheated with this car?"

"So far, only one." Ling Su thought about it seriously, then asked with a smile, "You know who it is, right?"

Xiao Luo snorted, sat on the driver's seat, and yelled: "Since you just had a car accident today, I decided to pick up the tiger mother and father, so I will be the driver for a while!"

"Xiao Luo, don't make trouble, you haven't taken your driver's license yet." Ling Su tried to coax and persuade him in vain, and finally just hugged him down and stuffed him into the passenger seat, "After your driver's license is passed, do you want to go to the driver's seat?" Wherever I go, I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman."

"Ling Xiaosu, it's too much for you to say that. I drive very steadily, so I don't need you to sacrifice your life!" After all, Xiao Luo knew the danger and seriousness of driving without a license, so he didn't insist on making trouble, and obediently fastened his seat belt. .

"Well, I was wrong, Xiao Luo is the best, not like your master." Ling Su followed him softly.

Xiao Luojiong, the king's driving skills are simply... hard to describe in words.

As soon as he sat down on his side, the phone rang, and it was the tiger mother calling.

"Mom, we were just about to leave."

"Xiao Luo, please send me the address of the Ling family. We can navigate there by ourselves. It's inconvenient for you to drive here, and it's a waste of time."

"Okay, I'll send you WeChat."

Xiao Luo estimated the time, and it was indeed a bit late. Originally, they planned to pick up the tiger mother and father at one o'clock in the afternoon, but who expected that Ling Su would have a car accident, and it was delayed for two hours.

It was also the tiger mother who was more considerate and did not urge the two of them.

The Porsche drove out of the underground parking lot smoothly and headed towards Ling's house.

Before Xiao Luo arrived at the destination, he used the shadow clone technique to transform into a little orange cat.

"Meow!" The little orange cat called happily.

"Meow!" the boy yelled.

Ling Su smiled silently, if he hadn't happened to be driving, seeing Xiao Luo's mischievousness, he really wanted to do something.

W University is relatively close to the Ling family, and Xiao Luo arrived earlier than the tiger mother and father, but the two of them tacitly did not get out of the car. After pulling the car to the side, he immediately unbuckled his seat belt, leaned forward, Hugging Ling Xiaosu's neck, he gnawed and gnawed excitedly.

"What should I do? I seem to be a little nervous, Ling Xiaosu." After the kiss, the boy said unsteadily.

Ling Su took a deep breath, suppressed the desire that just raised his head, and said in a low and sweet voice, "Kiss again, and I won't be nervous."

"Good idea." Xiao Luo leaned over again, but before kissing, he suddenly found someone outside the car window, it was... Ling's father and Ling's mother.