My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo was so embarrassed that he wished he could find a hole to bury himself. Last time Grandpa Ling witnessed him using violence to control violence, and now his future parents-in-law witnessed his "Meng Lang" side. Lost it all.

Ling's mother thoughtfully pulled Ling's father away, pretending that the two of them hadn't seen anything.

Xiao Luo covered his face, actually thinking about it, it's okay, at least it wasn't the car shaking, so he could only comfort himself like this.

"Xiao Luo, why are you so shy all of a sudden?" Ling Su smiled and rubbed the boy's head. When the two of them were in private, Xiao Luo didn't shy away from it at all. Whenever he met his parents, he would restrain him in various ways, "Don't worry, My parents won't care."

"It's so embarrassing..." Xiao Luo muttered in a low voice, and got out of the car with the little orange cat in his arms. His face was flushed, and he took a deep breath before slowly calming down.

"It's fine if you get used to it." Ling Su comforted in a dignified manner, and took out all the gifts on the car.

"Ling Xiaosu, you pervert!" Xiao Luo snorted, seeing that Ling's father and Ling's mother had disappeared, he was relieved and decided to pretend that nothing happened!

About 5 minutes later, the car of the tiger mother and father also arrived at the destination smoothly.

Xiao Luo immediately greeted him excitedly, affectionately held the tiger mother's arm, and asked in a low voice: "Mom, is brother good today?"

Last night, Tiger Dad specially called him and told him that the due date was early next month and that it was a male baby. As a result, Xiao Luo was very happy all night.

The birth of this new life is not just the identity of the younger brother, but also the hope of the monster race, the hope of multiplying and passing on life.

"Very obedient, just as obedient as you were when you were a child." The tiger mother remembered that she was hand-picked by the king. When she first came into contact with the baby Xiao Luo, she was once worried that human cubs were fragile and difficult to take care of. , Wake up to eat, only cry when peeing and hungry, work and rest are more regular than ordinary people, super worry-free.

"Like me? That's good." Xiao Luo felt relieved a lot, saying that a pregnant woman giving birth is a life-threatening experience, if the younger brother is as sensible and worry-free as he is, the tiger mother will be able to suffer less.

"Xiao Luo, who is this cat?" The tiger mother already knew about the little orange cat. At first glance, the boy was holding a transformed kitten that looked exactly like him, and she couldn't help being taken aback, "It looks really similar."

"This is my incarnation." Xiao Luo briefly explained the matter, and then manipulated the little orange cat to say hello to the tiger mother, "Meow!"

"It's so cute. It would be great if the baby looked like Xiao Luo after birth." With a furry head and big round eyes, it looked very cute.

Xiao Luo was taken aback: "Mom, are you kidding me!" If Siberian Tiger and Snow Tiger really gave birth to a little orange cat, then they would have to wonder if they had picked up the wrong child!

The tiger mother sneered and said, "I'm just kidding you."

Xiao Luo is embarrassed.

One of the tiger parents is a famous photographer, and the other is a columnist for a world-renowned geography magazine. The two monsters travel around the world all year round, and their communication skills are obviously higher than Xiao Luo's by N grades. When the two families get together, they sit down and It seems that there are endless topics to talk about, and the whole process is harmonious and harmonious.

Because Xiao Luo was still thinking about the previous things, he sat beside Ling Su a little cautiously, pretending to be extremely restrained and shy, and looked like a innocent and harmless good boy.

However, it only looks like it.

"Little brother, second uncle said that you are my second aunt, is it true?" Ling Tianci's little friend secretly ran to Xiao Luo's side, and asked in a low voice, staring at the boy curiously with a pair of clear and penetrating eyes, "Brother, You look so pretty."

Xiao Luo's heart suddenly turned into a puddle of water. This little nephew was so cute that it was a foul. He touched the other's baby fat face with a smile, and replied in a low voice: "Tuantuan, your second uncle is my boyfriend. We'll get married."

"But Second Uncle is so old, and you are still so young, why don't you wait for me to grow up, and I'll marry you!" Ling Tianci scolded the little friend solemnly.

But he was not very lucky, and was immediately caught by the person involved.

"Tuantuan, what did you just say, huh?" Ling Su purposely put on a straight face, and slapped his little nephew's head.

"Second Uncle!" Tuantuan was startled, and quickly waved his hands, "I didn't say anything!" As he said that, he squatted down, escaped from the clutches of the demon, and quickly ran back to his mother.

Xiao Luo almost laughed out loud, this kid is really interesting.

"If I don't pay attention, someone will poach my corner." Ling Su pretended to complain, and then kissed the young man in a very childish way in public.

Xiao Luo was taken aback, and just about to go back to kiss him, he suddenly realized that there were so many people watching, so he smiled shyly, resisted the impulse, and secretly gave his shit-shoveling officer a "wait for me" eyes.

Ling Su put his arms around the boy's waist, inserted a piece of red heart dragon fruit with a toothpick and handed it to his mouth.

Xiao Luo bit the bullet and opened his mouth, and ate it. It tasted very sweet, but——

Is it really appropriate to be so blatant in broad daylight?

Ling Su's personality is calm and introverted on weekdays, obviously not so childish, he likes to deliberately show affection, why... he changed his gender after a while?

"Do you still want to eat?" The two of them stuck together, Ling Su deliberately leaned into the boy's ear and asked, his voice was so low and sexual that Xiao Luo almost turned into a wolf.

"What's wrong with you now?" Xiao Luo looked at his shit-shoveling officer in confusion, there must be a monster in every abnormality, could it be that Ling Su was possessed by a monster?

Obviously not.

"It's nothing." Ling Su took the opportunity to kiss Xiao Luo again, and finally—

These two behaviors of blatantly throwing dog food aroused "public indignation". Grandpa Ling coughed lightly, and couldn't help but said, "Xiao Su, take Xiao Luo to the garden."

"Grandpa, I will bring him back before dinner." Ling Su took Xiao Luo away with a half hug and half hug.

After leaving the sight of the elders, Xiao Luo finally felt more at ease, threw himself on Ling Su's back, pressed him and asked, "Be honest, what tricks are you playing!"

"Xiao Luo, you really wronged me." Ling Su pretended to be exhausted, and the two of them fell on the grass one after another. However, with his fleshy cushion underneath, Xiao Luo was not injured at all, and instead was hugged into the grass. arms.

In the evening, when the sun was setting, the grass was still warm, and when the wind blew, the fragrance of flowers and soil came to the face.

Xiao Luo got up, sat on Ling Su's lap, and looked down at the other party. He was not stupid, calmed down and thought about it, and soon figured out what was going on.

Between the two of them, because Ling Su was concerned about his underage relationship, he was quite forbearing and restrained in every contact, and just now his shit shovel officer deliberately took the initiative, just to prevent him from continuing to be embarrassed, anyway, in the eyes of the Ling family Here, Xiao Luo is still young, so he must have been "wronged" by Ling Su, so it's better to just settle this "crime".

"Ling Su, actually you don't have to do this." Xiao Luo looked at the other party deeply, and said solemnly, "I just don't have experience, and I don't know how to deal with elders. Experience this kind of thing, you know it twice... "

"It makes sense, once you are born and you are familiar twice, so let's practice more, and we will become more familiar in the future." Ling Su propped up his upper body, hugged the boy's head with one hand, pressed it gently, and kissed Xiao Luo's. lips.

The gentle and tender touch is as patient and delicate as a long stream of water.

Xiao Luo closed his eyes, hugged Ling Su's back with both hands, and took the initiative to cater to him.

"From now on, you won't have any chance to regret it, Xiao Luo." After the kiss was over, Ling Su announced unsteadily, and Xiao Luo looked at it with a serious and persistent look, feeling distracted for a while.

Suddenly, he somewhat understood Ling Su's thoughts: From the first intimate contact in Xingchen Studio to the next few times, he was almost the dominant position. In fact, Ling Xiaosu, his family, was never such a shy person in his heart.

Ling Su was worried that he was just impulsive?Because he is too young?

After realizing this, Xiao Luo couldn't laugh or cry.

"I can't ask for it." How could I go back on my word.

Xiao Luo hugged his family Ling Xiaosu tightly, laughing so much that he almost shed tears, maybe it was because the progress of the two of them was so smooth, he only realized now that Ling Su would also be disturbed, this guy usually pretends too well , he didn't notice it at all!

"Cough cough, our parents have just set the wedding date, just before the winter vacation and the Spring Festival." Xiao Luo left the little orange cat in the living room, just in time to eavesdrop on the progress openly, "Is it too urgent? point?"

"No hurry." Ling Su smiled, if it wasn't because there were relatively many freshman courses, he still wanted to fly to the Netherlands to register for marriage on Xiao Luo's birthday.

"Before then, I want to take the driver's license test." Xiao Luo suddenly changed the subject.

Ling Su was startled, and asked, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"Because you're driving, I don't feel at ease." Xiao Luo almost got into a car accident once, and just happened to hack the ball system, and exchanged for a wishing card to solve the crisis.The second time, when he wasn't there, Ling Su's car was directly crashed.

Xiao Luoguang felt uneasy when he thought about it. Of course, there was another point that he saw how excited the king was when he drove every time. It was probably quite fun, and he wanted to try it himself.

Ling Su was speechless, but he couldn't refute. After the two were together, the boy seldom made requests. It was rare for him to be given a chance to fulfill his lover's wish, so he naturally didn't want to refuse.

"Okay, you don't have class after 03:30 tomorrow afternoon, I'll drive you to a nearby driving school for a try."

"Ling Xiaosu, you're so kind, okay!" Xiao Luo took the initiative to rush forward and kiss his shit-shoveling officer.

What started out as a superficial kiss quickly turned into a lingering tug-of-war. The battle lasted for more than ten minutes before it ended. If it wasn't for the wrong place, I'm afraid it would really be out of control later on.

"After dinner, accompany me to buy a new mobile phone?"

"Isn't the iPhone 9 you bought for me before usable?" To be precise, it was the iPhone 9 that Ling Su bought for Xiaopang.

Xiao Luo is using his own mobile phone now, but the one of the little orange cat has been left idle, and Ling Su's mobile phone has not been repaired after the coffee shop flooded in the morning.

Ling Su had used that phone for quite a long time, and it was time to replace it with a new one.

"That's for you." Not only the mobile phone, but also the tablet, the desktop computer in the apartment, the live broadcast equipment, etc., are all selected by him. The gift for Xiaopang has a different meaning.

Xiao Luo snorted, turned his head, and stared intently at his shoveling shit: Does Ling Su know about the surveillance on the phone?

"What's the matter, Xiao Luo?" Staring at him like this, he couldn't help but think about it.

"I have something that I want to confess to you." Xiao Luo spoke after considering it.

Ling Su was made a little nervous by him: "What's the matter?"

"I installed a GPS positioning system in your phone before, because this year hasn't passed yet, I'm worried..." Although I was worried, it violated the other party's privacy after all.Xiao Luo couldn't help feeling guilty.

Ling Su suddenly realized: "So it's you, you're really naughty."

"Ah?" Xiao Luo looked at the situation, his family Ling Xiaosu seemed to have discovered it a long time ago!

"I only found out in the morning, and I thought I was being targeted by some commercial spy." Ling Su smiled and pinched the boy's nose, "If you're really worried, you will follow me when I go out in the future." Wouldn't it be alright?"

"But I have to go to class, and the shadow clone is not very convenient after all." Not to mention dual-purpose, [-] popularity points in this hour is not something ordinary people can bear!but--

If he could be with his shit-shoveling officer all the time, 5 people an hour would be nothing, 50 would be nothing!

Beauty misleads people, that's the truth!

Xiao Luo figured it out immediately, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, as long as you don't find me annoying, I will follow you to work every day from now on."

"How could I despise you?" Ling Su smiled. In fact, he is the one who should be worried. Xiao Luo is young and talented. He was promoted to the grass in just two days, attracting a lot of men and women. The rhythm of killing men and women!

If he hadn't had the foresight to confirm the scandal between the two, Xiao Luo would have been lined up to confess his love long ago.

"Ahem, Xiao Su, Xiao Luo, it's time to eat." When the two were tired, Ling Yan's voice came from the side.

Xiao Luo subconsciously wanted to distance himself from Ling Su, but stood up with the latter hugging his waist affectionately, ignoring the presence of other people. The fallen leaves that accidentally stick to the body.

"Brother, when did you come here?" Ling Su asked casually while holding the boy's hand.

Ling Yan's brows trembled slightly: "Just now." He hadn't seen these two roll and play and kiss on the grass shamelessly, absolutely not!

The dinner was quite rich, all the special dishes from the eight major cuisines were put on the table, and even the little orange cat was made a big platter alone, maybe because of the special day, the mood was so good, after a meal, Xiao Luo was fine After eating too much, the combined food intake of humans and cats has indeed exceeded the standard by a lot.

"It's getting late, let's stay here tonight." Grandpa Ling took the initiative to keep him.

"Xiao Luo has class at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning, I'm afraid it will be too late." The tiger mother and father had already left, and Ling Su also found a good reason to take Xiao Luo away.

"That's alright, when you don't have class someday, remember to come and sit down, just treat it as an old man with me." Grandpa Ling didn't force it, and seeing Ling Su's stickiness, he knew that the two juniors would still be there when they went back at night. If there is a program arrangement, just let people go.

"Thank you grandpa, Xiao Luo and I will leave first."

"Goodbye Grandpa Ling, goodbye uncle and aunt, goodbye big brother and sister-in-law!" Xiao Luo hugged the little orange cat, waved to everyone, and finally fell on Tuantuan, "Tuantuan, goodbye!"

Ling Tianci let out a wow and shouted, "Bye, brother!"

"It's Second Aunt." Yu Wan corrected with a smile.

Tuantuan glanced at Ling Su, and obediently said, "Goodbye, Second Aunt."

Xiao Luo laughed out loud, and after getting in the car, he said to Ling Su: "Little nephew is really interesting, soft and sticky, so cute, I hope my brother is as cute as him."

"Little Luo is the cutest." Ling Su turned around, fastened the seat belt for the boy, and took the opportunity to kiss him secretly.

Xiao Luo subconsciously licked his lips and smiled happily.

The red Porsche was on the road smoothly. After driving for a certain distance, Xiao Luo immediately put the little orange cat away. Looking at the balance of his Qiuqiu account, there was still 30 popularity points left. It seemed that he had to pick up the live broadcast again.

"Xiao Luo, are you sleepy?"

"It's okay, but I'm a little full."

"When we get back, shall we go for a walk?"

"Okay." Xiao Luo nodded, "I remember that Wangxian Lake near the library is a holy place for dating in W University. Let's go there later?"

"Okay." Ling Su still remembered that he took the little orange cat to the library that day, but the library was overcrowded. Just as he was about to leave, he ran into Erha from Bai Qingyun's house, and then there was the revolutionary meeting between the little orange cat and Erha. , The two chatted happily in Wangxian Lake.

Xiao Luo thought it was beautiful, but in the end, he went to look at the fairy lake with Ling Su at night, and found that it was actually quite boring. There were many couples leaning together in the dark, and when the wind blew, it was chilly, so the young lovers They stuck tighter, and some people hugged and kissed each other directly.

At this time, the eyesight is too good, but it is a bit embarrassing.

The so-called "see no evil", although he likes to stare at Ling Su's naked body, he is not interested in other people.

After the two walked around holding hands, Xiao Luo immediately proposed to go back to the apartment.

"Is it still uncomfortable?" Ling Su stretched out his hand to touch the boy's lower abdomen.

Xiao Luo hid back and said shyly: "Don't touch it, you can't touch it in the first three months, it will cause a miscarriage."

Ling Su was startled: "..."

Xiao Luo suppressed a smile, turned around and left, within a few steps, Ling Su chased him up and hugged him horizontally.

"Be careful, don't run around, what if you get gas in your tire?" He said in a serious tone.

Xiao Luo laughed loudly, stretched out his arms to hug the neck of his shit-shoveling officer, and thrust his head into the opponent's arms.

After the two went back, they took a shower one after another, and lay on the bed in the same style of pajamas. At 10:30, Ling Su turned off the lights on time.

Fifteen minutes later, Xiao Luo quietly opened his eyes, turned his head to look at Ling Su on the other side.

"Ling Xiaosu, I can't sleep."

"En." Ling Su replied, his voice was obviously not sleepy.

Xiao Luo smiled, obviously he wasn't the only one who was excited, if he didn't have to get up early tomorrow to go for a morning run, and had to go to class at [-] o'clock, he really wanted to do something.

But even so, something can be done.

The boy turned over and rolled into the arms of his shit-shoveling officer: "I heard that kissing helps you sleep."

"Huh?" Ling Su turned sideways, lying face to face with Xiao Luo, "Is this the case?"

"I don't know, why don't you try?" Xiao Luo suggested with a smile.

As a result, this trial turned into a confrontation with guns, more excited, and even more unable to sleep.

"What should I do?" Xiao Luo asked innocently, if he could choose, he really wanted to skip class tomorrow!

"Xiao Luo..." Ling Su called out in a hoarse voice, all psychological defenses completely collapsed.

Xiao Luo finally experienced the sour feeling of staying up late. The next morning, he overslept during his morning jog. He fell asleep until 07:30 before being carried to the bathroom by Ling Su to brush his teeth and wash his face.

"Whoa, I have a headache!"

"Hurry up and eat breakfast, or you will be late." Ling Su rubbed the boy's head distressedly. The two of them messed around until almost one o'clock yesterday. They agreed to go to bed right away, but Xiao Luo just finished ejaculating once. And started to tease him recklessly...

"I want to skip classes! A university without skipping classes or failing courses is not a complete university!" Xiao Luo never knew that he would also have the urge to get up, to be precise, the sequelae of lack of sleep.

"Okay, okay, skip class, let's not go to class." Ling Su kept following him.

When Xiao Luo heard this, he immediately came to his senses. His family, Ling Xiaosu, received a scholarship every year, so how could he just skip classes casually?Still fail?Don't even think about it!So, he immediately changed his clothes energetically, finished his breakfast, and waved to Ling Su: "I'm going to class first, wait for me to come back, okay!"

The boy ran away quickly.

Leaving Ling Su standing there dumbfounded, he finally didn't buy a mobile phone last night, in order to avoid being unable to contact him when important issues at work needed to be adjudicated, he had to take Xiaopang's mobile phone and replace it with his own Card.

As soon as I turned it on, I received more than a dozen missed call reminders, all of which were from Yangliu Yangbai.

Ling Su called back, and the call was connected instantly.

"Ling Su, something serious happened!"

"what's up?"

"Zhou Qin has lost his memory." Yang Liu said anxiously. Zhou Qin had already signed a work contract with Xingchen, and he was stationed in Xingchen as a technical consultant with experience in developing holographic online games in country H.

But after this car accident, although people were not in danger, they woke up with amnesia!

The most important thing is that Zhou Qin has broken away from the Zhou family a long time ago, and he has no relatives in China. The only friends who have a relatively good relationship now are Ling Su and the others. They are still some old friends from more than ten years ago, but To put it bluntly, it is not stable.

"Can't remember anything?" Ling Su asked after being silent for a moment.

Yang Liu sighed helplessly: "He doesn't even remember who he is."

"I see. After Xiao Luo finishes class, I will go to the hospital with him."

"Xiao Luo... is that Xiao Luo from the computer department? Ling Su, are you really together?" Yang Liu remembered that when he asked Ling Su before, the other party didn't reply at all. He thought it was someone on the forum joking.

Ling Su hummed, not without showing off: "I just met the parents yesterday."

"Fuck! Your speed is too amazing!"