My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
Chapter 12
Ling Su is a competent and caring excrement officer. After discovering that the little orange cat's self-esteem was hit, he not only took on the role of a masseur, but also took over the work of a psychologist. , and finally took out the iPhone 9 specially bought for Xiao Luo, and clicked on Rhythm Master.
"Little Fatty, it's time to let those stupid humans know how powerful you are!"
Are you stupid?Xiao Luo gave him a blank look without a word, stretched out his paw, pushed away the phone, and lay down on the desk with his dead body, depressed?receive a blow?Actually not.
He thought very clearly that he couldn't go too far, and everything had to be done step by step.
The biggest reason why Ling Su didn't suspect him was because of LOLO Pet Xuan and those Internet celebrity seniors who already had a certain popularity and popularity on the Internet, he didn't look too different.
He should be grateful to this era. Most of the people's hearts are good. People are very tolerant of these fluffy cute creatures. No extremists have singled out them to criticize them as abnormal.
"Hey, don't be unhappy, go home and register an account for you, and play slowly?" Ling Su has no experience in raising a son. He recalled the cold and heartless face of the eldest brother of the Ling family when he was educating the children, and then looked at the listless face. The little orange cat suddenly softened his heart, "I haven't played before, we just happen to play together, how about it?"
Xiao Luo looked at the shit-shoveling officer with a look of horror, and slandered: Fortunately, you are not married and have children, otherwise your son will definitely be spoiled by you as a playboy!
"Beep beep——" The ball system's new message notification sounded.
Xiao Luo glanced at it, and suddenly regained his energy. This misunderstood the shit-shoveling officer who was worrying about how to make the cat owner happy: Xiaopang is really an Internet-addicted cat, and he can't forget the League of Legends. Hey, I really use it no way!
King: Little orange cat, I have a task here. If you complete it, you will be rewarded with 20000 love points. Do you want to accept it?
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty! ! ! ! ! !
King: Don't get excited, just smile.jpg
How can Xiao Luo not be excited, the most erratic value of love in the legend!And it gave 20000 points at once!As long as he got all the popularity and charisma points, wouldn't he get two wishing cards at his fingertips? After forcing himself to calm down, he asked seriously.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, what is the specific content of your mission?
King: Someone shared a video with me just now. In just 5 minutes, I have received requests from more than a dozen little guys to add a little game to the ball system.But I've been a little busy recently, I think since you can crack the core baseband of the Qiuqiu system and you are Qingfeng's apprentice, it's just right for you to entrust this task.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Small game?
Dawang: Simpler ones, such as Fruit Lianliankan and Happy Xiaoxiaole, don’t need too many, just two or three, don’t engage in competitive games for the time being.The little guys have relatively simple minds, if it is too complicated, they can't accept it.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Okay, this is not a problem.Well, my lord, may I take the liberty of asking a question?
King: What?
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: For you, it’s just adding a game program. It should be a piece of cake. Why did you give it to me and give me such a generous reward?
Majesty: Because the organization is optimistic about you~ Memmada.jpg
Looking at the last picture, Xiao Luo almost had a nosebleed. After knowing the existence of the mysterious big man, the king, he imagined countless possibilities, and finally positioned the other party as a big monster with unpredictable strength!After actual contact, he discovered that the king is actually quite humane.
But later, when he found out that the king was "a bit busy" and was actually busy chasing dramas, this continuous admiration and longing suddenly turned into six points beyond words.
The task is not difficult. Xiao Luo referred to the fruit Lianliankan, and drew a gourd to make a pet Lianliankan. Because the avatars selected were all from the king's harem group, which led to the love of these cute creatures for this pet Lianliankan. Soaring, has been hanging at the top of the popularity list.
Here, Xiao Luo was so busy that he lost himself, while Ling Su began to focus on his work. The time passed quickly, and it was lunch time in a blink of an eye.
After completing the task assigned by the king, Xiao Luo was in a great mood when he saw that the love value on his account finally returned to a positive number, with a balance of more than 1 points, and—
The popularity value is also slowly increasing!
"Boss, I posted a video on Moments earlier, and many people reposted it!"
"What video?" Ling Su was preparing lunch for his family's chubby, when he heard the interface planner Lushui suddenly say this, but he still didn't react.
Xiao Luo keenly grasped the word video, he remembered that the king said that someone sent him a video, could it be——
Lu Shui handed the phone to Ling Su nervously: "Boss, I took a video of your chubby playing games, and you didn't seem to object just now..."
The little orange cat jumped up excitedly, hung on the shit shovel officer's arm, and watched the video together.
Not to mention, this little brother from Lushui has a pretty good shooting technique, recording all kinds of cuteness of the little orange cat in 360 degrees in all directions, so even if he holds a master account, he can only play at the bronze level, which is worse than that of elementary school students. The inferior operator, not only was not complained by the spectators, but attracted a crowd of fluffy fans screaming, and all the replies were in the format of: chubby mighty and so on.
Seeing Xiao Luo blushing and ashamed, he couldn't help wondering: Are these guys all employees under Ling Su's management, knowing that he is the boss's cat, so they speak nonsense out of conscience?
"Yeah. The shot is pretty good." Ling Su casually glanced at the little orange cat who was staring at the video, paused, and added, "Let Xingchen's official blog forward it."
"Meow~" Shit shoveler, you are really awesome!As if he had already seen his rising popularity, Xiao Luo gave Ling Su a slap in the face.
Ling Su's face was calm, but his heart was dark: Give 32 likes to your witty self.
After collecting some of the more famous pet deeds of LOLO Pet House in the past, he came to a conclusion: These little guys have a relatively strong desire to express themselves, hoping to get people's recognition and praise!
Although Xiao Luo didn't know what the shit-shoveling officer was really thinking, he couldn't help feeling: Ling Su is such a good person!It's a pity that you are not a young lady, otherwise I would propose marriage!
"Little Fatty, it's time to let those stupid humans know how powerful you are!"
Are you stupid?Xiao Luo gave him a blank look without a word, stretched out his paw, pushed away the phone, and lay down on the desk with his dead body, depressed?receive a blow?Actually not.
He thought very clearly that he couldn't go too far, and everything had to be done step by step.
The biggest reason why Ling Su didn't suspect him was because of LOLO Pet Xuan and those Internet celebrity seniors who already had a certain popularity and popularity on the Internet, he didn't look too different.
He should be grateful to this era. Most of the people's hearts are good. People are very tolerant of these fluffy cute creatures. No extremists have singled out them to criticize them as abnormal.
"Hey, don't be unhappy, go home and register an account for you, and play slowly?" Ling Su has no experience in raising a son. He recalled the cold and heartless face of the eldest brother of the Ling family when he was educating the children, and then looked at the listless face. The little orange cat suddenly softened his heart, "I haven't played before, we just happen to play together, how about it?"
Xiao Luo looked at the shit-shoveling officer with a look of horror, and slandered: Fortunately, you are not married and have children, otherwise your son will definitely be spoiled by you as a playboy!
"Beep beep——" The ball system's new message notification sounded.
Xiao Luo glanced at it, and suddenly regained his energy. This misunderstood the shit-shoveling officer who was worrying about how to make the cat owner happy: Xiaopang is really an Internet-addicted cat, and he can't forget the League of Legends. Hey, I really use it no way!
King: Little orange cat, I have a task here. If you complete it, you will be rewarded with 20000 love points. Do you want to accept it?
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty! ! ! ! ! !
King: Don't get excited, just smile.jpg
How can Xiao Luo not be excited, the most erratic value of love in the legend!And it gave 20000 points at once!As long as he got all the popularity and charisma points, wouldn't he get two wishing cards at his fingertips? After forcing himself to calm down, he asked seriously.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, what is the specific content of your mission?
King: Someone shared a video with me just now. In just 5 minutes, I have received requests from more than a dozen little guys to add a little game to the ball system.But I've been a little busy recently, I think since you can crack the core baseband of the Qiuqiu system and you are Qingfeng's apprentice, it's just right for you to entrust this task.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Small game?
Dawang: Simpler ones, such as Fruit Lianliankan and Happy Xiaoxiaole, don’t need too many, just two or three, don’t engage in competitive games for the time being.The little guys have relatively simple minds, if it is too complicated, they can't accept it.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Okay, this is not a problem.Well, my lord, may I take the liberty of asking a question?
King: What?
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: For you, it’s just adding a game program. It should be a piece of cake. Why did you give it to me and give me such a generous reward?
Majesty: Because the organization is optimistic about you~ Memmada.jpg
Looking at the last picture, Xiao Luo almost had a nosebleed. After knowing the existence of the mysterious big man, the king, he imagined countless possibilities, and finally positioned the other party as a big monster with unpredictable strength!After actual contact, he discovered that the king is actually quite humane.
But later, when he found out that the king was "a bit busy" and was actually busy chasing dramas, this continuous admiration and longing suddenly turned into six points beyond words.
The task is not difficult. Xiao Luo referred to the fruit Lianliankan, and drew a gourd to make a pet Lianliankan. Because the avatars selected were all from the king's harem group, which led to the love of these cute creatures for this pet Lianliankan. Soaring, has been hanging at the top of the popularity list.
Here, Xiao Luo was so busy that he lost himself, while Ling Su began to focus on his work. The time passed quickly, and it was lunch time in a blink of an eye.
After completing the task assigned by the king, Xiao Luo was in a great mood when he saw that the love value on his account finally returned to a positive number, with a balance of more than 1 points, and—
The popularity value is also slowly increasing!
"Boss, I posted a video on Moments earlier, and many people reposted it!"
"What video?" Ling Su was preparing lunch for his family's chubby, when he heard the interface planner Lushui suddenly say this, but he still didn't react.
Xiao Luo keenly grasped the word video, he remembered that the king said that someone sent him a video, could it be——
Lu Shui handed the phone to Ling Su nervously: "Boss, I took a video of your chubby playing games, and you didn't seem to object just now..."
The little orange cat jumped up excitedly, hung on the shit shovel officer's arm, and watched the video together.
Not to mention, this little brother from Lushui has a pretty good shooting technique, recording all kinds of cuteness of the little orange cat in 360 degrees in all directions, so even if he holds a master account, he can only play at the bronze level, which is worse than that of elementary school students. The inferior operator, not only was not complained by the spectators, but attracted a crowd of fluffy fans screaming, and all the replies were in the format of: chubby mighty and so on.
Seeing Xiao Luo blushing and ashamed, he couldn't help wondering: Are these guys all employees under Ling Su's management, knowing that he is the boss's cat, so they speak nonsense out of conscience?
"Yeah. The shot is pretty good." Ling Su casually glanced at the little orange cat who was staring at the video, paused, and added, "Let Xingchen's official blog forward it."
"Meow~" Shit shoveler, you are really awesome!As if he had already seen his rising popularity, Xiao Luo gave Ling Su a slap in the face.
Ling Su's face was calm, but his heart was dark: Give 32 likes to your witty self.
After collecting some of the more famous pet deeds of LOLO Pet House in the past, he came to a conclusion: These little guys have a relatively strong desire to express themselves, hoping to get people's recognition and praise!
Although Xiao Luo didn't know what the shit-shoveling officer was really thinking, he couldn't help feeling: Ling Su is such a good person!It's a pity that you are not a young lady, otherwise I would propose marriage!
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