My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The cause of the accident was quickly found out: the driver was a middle-aged man in his early forties, who drove continuously for more than six hours and ran a red light under high fatigue.

It looked like an accident.

Ling Su ended the call calmly. Since he was a child, he has always had an unbelievably keen intuition, and this mysterious and mysterious intuition has helped him escape many crises.

This is not an accident.

Not wanting to worry his family too much, Ling Su didn't publicize the matter, and walked out of the underground parking lot with a cat backpack.

Along the way, the little orange cat was too quiet, which made him feel worried: Did he get scared by a car accident?

"Little Fatty, I will take you to meet my colleague later. There is also a little golden retriever who is half a month older than you. You should be able to play together."

The shit-shoveling officer's voice is soft and nice, but it's a pity that Xiao Luo has no intention of appreciating it for the time being, and is mourning the debt he owed. God knows why he didn't choose to let himself return to his original body when he got the wishing card, or make another promise. A desire for a little extravagance?

It's just that the situation was too critical at that time, and there was no room for him to choose at all!Xiao Luo found a more reasonable explanation for himself, and resolutely refused to admit that it was because he was reluctant to let the shit shovel officer get hurt a little bit.

"Meow~" Hey, who made me a kind, honest, caring and righteous person!

It's hard to be a good person, a good person owes a lot of debts, huh!

Xiao Luo sniffed pitifully, then turned over again, with his belly upside down, looking up at a 45-degree angle... the shit-shoveling officer's Adam's apple, grunt, swallowed, anyway, it was just a mouth-to-mouth kiss, he is now wearing Maopi, Ling Su didn't even know that he was a human being. Looking at this guy, he clearly raised this little orange cat as his son, so——

Just a kiss, no big deal, right?No wonder!

Xiao Luo fell into a fierce struggle, and the ball system that had never quit suddenly reminded him that his friend Luo Baibai was online at this moment.

Seeing his message, Luo Baibai quickly replied.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, I just woke up!The live broadcast was an accident. In order to make my wife happy, Lao Luo asked me to record a video, but the first time I picked up my mobile phone, I accidentally clicked the wrong button, and then I made a mistake.Well, Lao Luo is the anchor of that platform, and he gives lectures on how to raise pigs!

Xiao Luo was shocked: Vice President W Daluo actually secretly started a live broadcast to teach people how to raise pigs?But the question is, has he raised pigs?Guinea pigs have nothing to do with pigs!

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Lao Luo's channel was not very popular at first, but since changing the anchor, it has become much better, and then Lao Luo gave up the anchor to me!Happy.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Okay, I understand, thank you!

Luo Baibai's experience, he obviously can't use it, because——

Ling Su has no daughter-in-law, nor does he have the hobby of teaching people how to raise pigs.

Luo Baibai is a cheerful and talkative guinea pig who is very keen to show off his old Luo, so Xiao Luo didn't need to ask any more questions, the other party's chatterbox attribute automatically lit up, and chatted with him for half an hour, basically talking about him Old Luo.

When Luo Qingqiu first adopted Luo Baibai, he was only a professor assistant. In just one year, he triple-jumped all the way and finally became the vice president of W University. It is a miracle!But no matter how his identity changed, his love for Luo Baibai remained the same as before. He not only chatted with him, but also taught him how to read, read, listen to songs and dance. He almost regarded this guinea pig as his own son.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Shocked.jpg!Xiao Xiao, why did your balance suddenly become like this?

Friends can see each other's balance at the top of the chat dialog box.Xiao Luo sighed sadly, he was really embarrassed to tell the other party, because he tried to hack the king's ball system, but was caught by the king.

Therefore, people cannot do bad things, because retribution will come sooner or later!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It's hard to say. Once I convince my shit-shoveling officer to help me start a live broadcast, the popularity value should rise back.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Well, come on!Oh, by the way, let me tell you, the fastest way to increase your charm is to kiss!According to my practical observation, kiss 1000 points/hour, if you want to hug and touch in the middle, if you act like a baby, you can get almost 2000 points/hour. According to your current situation, it only takes 50 hours to return to zero!

He is worthy of being the top student among the guinea pigs!

Xiao Luo thanked him repeatedly, but didn't tell the other party his concerns. He was different from these cute furry children. Their hearts were extremely pure, but he still had some concerns.

The difficult psychological construction suddenly collapsed, and when it was released from the cat backpack, the little orange cat looked downcastly at the ignorant excrement shoveler: For you, I am in debt, but you look dumbfounded.

"Little fat."

"Meow?" What are you calling me for?

Xiao Luo answered listlessly, raised his head, and suddenly froze: Hey, what are you doing with your head down?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, you brazen slave actually molested me!puff--

It was like a balloon suddenly deflated.

The little orange cat with fried hair instantly lost its resistance. Sensing the temperature that swept across its mouth, the cat's eyes widened!

Completely forgot to react.

"Didn't it be enough to just kiss? Why are you still so stupid?" Ling Su straightened up while talking to himself, feeling that his brain was a bit broken, but he really believed Luo Qingqiu's words and took the initiative to kiss a little tit The cat, it's different from the one who touched his forehead to symbolize consciousness before, but it feels... the same, with a hair on his mouth.

"Little Fatty, I took you to play with Little Golden Retriever."

After the shit-shoveling officer played "rogue" like a normal person, Xiao Luo gritted his teeth in anger, feeling that all his previous struggles were like a joke!Because in the eyes of the other party, he is just a cat, no matter how smart he is, he is just a pet cat.

At present, Xingchen Studio's main products are not only competitive PC games and mobile games, but also some casual games, as well as the holographic online game Xingchen of the same name that is being secretly developed. These more than a hundred people occupy different floors.

Ling Su directly took the little orange cat to the fifth floor to find Xiaoxiao, a 3D modeler from the mobile game development department, who is also one of the veterans of Xingchen.

The little orange cat lay peacefully in the arms of the excrement shoveler, swept away the decadence before, and looked around curiously: the office building has good lighting, the environment is also very tidy, and the staff in the cubicles seem to be very energetic. Seeing his house The excrement shoveler will say hello to the boss, so——

Ling Su is no ordinary rich second generation, this is an inspirational self-reliant rich second generation!

After drawing the above conclusion, Xiao Luo felt very relieved: the person he saved at a huge price was indeed not wrong!

"Boss, is your chubby here? Wow, so cute, this little boy has so cute eyes! I really want to touch him!"

"Here is Fatty? Let me take a look!"

"Wow, the little orange cat is here, can the boss let Xiaopang play a game with me?"

"Ahhh! I finally saw the live chubby, before I could only watch the photos sent by the boss and drool..."

Xiao Luo didn't expect that he would be so popular, and listening to them, Ling Su has been secretly gossip about him?Well, boring.

But having said that, why are all the people recruited by Ling Su male, and all of them have good facial features, full of masculinity, and their height is almost 1.8 meters!This is just an online game studio, right?Could it be that he entered some strange place like a handsome coffee shop?

"Woof! Wang! Wang!" The little golden retriever in Ling Su's mouth ran out flicking his tail to show his presence.

Xiao Luolai was in the shit-shoveling officer's arms, and refused to go down: this golden retriever was different from Erha, it was just an ordinary pet dog, and he couldn't communicate with him.

"Meow~" Turned his head and buried his head in his paws, the little orange cat was determined not to play with the golden retriever.

Ling Su had no choice but to follow him: "Then let's go play a game?"

"Meow!" Moved its paws away, the little orange cat responded excitedly, especially when he found that his popularity was rising little by little, Xiao Luo could almost foresee the future in the near future. A beautiful sight with soaring popularity!

But soon, Xiao Luo was confused.

What about Rhythm Master?Why League of Legends!He never played.And the buttons on this keyboard are simply too unfriendly to him!

His newly acquired fans obviously didn't think about this problem, and regarded him as a genius cat with great talent for playing games. He chose 5V5 battle at the beginning, and the other nine were members of Xingchen Studio. Pure novice.

In the end, Xiao Luo won with 0 kills, 5 deaths and 2 assists.Because our teammate named Xiaoxiao is a handsome guy with sharp maneuvers, coquettish positioning, and first-class consciousness.

Xiao Luo was a little bored, but in the end, the new fans turned into idiots one by one, praising and spreading flowers next to him.

"Little Fatty actually knows how to play League of Legends! It's so good!"

"Haha, I recorded a video just now, boss, can I post it to Moments?"

"Xiaopang's little paws are so powerful! The cat raised by the boss is just different!"

"Little Fatty, let's play another round, okay?"

not good!not good at all!Xiao Luo wanted to cry, but in the end he really ran back into the shit shovel officer's arms, no matter how coaxed others tried, he refused to touch the keyboard again.

His paws are really a little sore, and he is completely unfamiliar with this game, and he moves while reading the skill description, of course——

In the eyes of a normal, rational person, the so-called operation of the little orange cat is actually no different from rolling the keyboard.

"Go and do your work first." As soon as Ling Su spoke, the people surrounding Xiao Luo immediately dispersed.

The little orange cat meowed aggrievedly, and stretched out its paws in front of the excrement shoveler.

Ling Su held the two little paws dumbfounded, and began to massage gently: "My nephew is four years old this year, and he also likes to play with this, I thought..."

He thought that his family's chubby had a high IQ, so he must be better than his little nephew, but cats and humans are different after all.