My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The matter of raising tiger cubs was finally settled.

The tiger is a first-class protected animal in the country. It is carnivorous and requires a relatively large venue for activities. Xiao Luo is currently living in school, so it is obvious that he does not have the suitable conditions.

Holding the mentality of "If you can't treat it well, then don't abuse it", he finally gave up his plan.

"Although I can't raise tigers, I still have two younger brothers!" The young man happily fantasized about the future. The two little tigers are indeed twins. They look basically the same. The only difference is one of the black stripes on their heads. The elder brother's horizontal stripes are broken like a spot in the middle, while the younger brother's horizontal stripes are continuous.

Therefore, the elder brother's breast name is Diandian, and the younger brother's breast name is Hengheng.

After Xiao Luo lingered in front of his younger brothers' beds for half a day, Ling Su dragged him into the car and returned to W University that evening.

"Xiao Luo, if you stay any longer, our mother and father will be worried."

"what?"

"I'm worried that you will secretly take my brother away."

Ling Su shook his head dumbfounded, Xiao Luo's eyes fluttered in embarrassment, actually he really had that idea.

The days after returning to school were as calm and busy as ever. Although the LOL client of the ball system has finished work, most of the hairy kids in the king's harem group have been attracted by this competitive game, which can be regarded as Xiao Luo's. It's a matter of concern, but the script that Ling Su participated in writing has already started to put into the preparatory work, plus the internship at Xingchen Studio, as the special assistant of his family's shit-shoveling officer, Xiao Luo's daily schedule is still full of.

In a blink of an eye, it's Double Eleven.

November [-]th is Singles' Day, a crazy shopping festival, and Xiao Luo's birthday.

On Wednesday, Xiao Luo only had two classes in the morning and rested in the afternoon.

I said hello to the tiger mother and father in advance, and in the evening the two families had dinner together to celebrate Xiao Luo's birthday.

"You can apply for a resident ID card, you can take a driver's license test, you can... hehehe."

Xiao Luo got up before dawn. After brushing his teeth and washing his face excitedly, he ran to wake up Ling Su: "It's six o'clock, get up quickly, run in the morning!"

"Xiao Luo, it's only five o'clock now." Ling Su's biological clock has always been very accurate, and he wakes up at a fixed time every day, so he basically can't make mistakes.

"Really?" Looking at the time, sure enough.

Xiao Luojiong, he was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep at all.

"Snooze for a while, or you will doze off in class later." Ling Su stretched out his hand and dragged him into the bed.

result--

Xiao Luo fell asleep until 07:30, hurriedly dressed, finished breakfast, and insisted on going to class by himself.

Basically the same as usual, as for the morning run?Basically in the state of fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, even the orange cat's easy-to-fat physique didn't affect him, but when he went for a run one day, he accidentally ran into Bai Qingyun who was walking the dog, and saw that his body had grown significantly After two rounds of Erha, Xiao Luo realized: in the blink of an eye, more than two months have passed.

"Beep beep-"

King: [Happy Birthday~~~///(^v^)~~~]

Just as Xiao Luo sat down, the Qiuqiu system prompted new news. Seeing this, he almost stood up in surprise.

Xiao Luo: Master! ! !

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg

Xiao Luo: Master, where have you been recently?What are you doing?Why is there no news?

King: I'm busy.

Xiao Luo: ………………

Your Majesty: Has the wedding date been set?

Xiao Luo: Winter vacation, the third day of the first lunar month, which happens to be Valentine's Day.Master, are you free then?

King: There should be.See you then.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, should he?Master is not busy watching TV, is he?It shouldn't be that unreliable.But in the blink of an eye, the head of the king's head darkened, and the flashing thoughts in his mind seemed to become clearer.

Are you chasing dramas?silent……

The king sent a red envelope worth [-] love points. Xiao Luoyuan thought that these things would be of little use to him, but he did not expect that when he refreshed the mall page, he found that there was an extra item on the first page.

[Contract of love for this life] After use, the life value can be shared, and it is only used by couples.

Price: 520W popularity value, 520W charm value, 5.2W love value.

This is definitely a tasteless thing that is more expensive than a wishing card. It is useless to other friends, but it is what Xiao Luo needs most at the moment!

The wishing card couldn't satisfy his wish to let Ling Su live longer, and this prop that turned out to be out of nowhere was clearly specially designed for him!

Vaguely, Xiao Luo realized that Master's sudden departure and busyness before were most likely for him.

In this life, he was able to meet the master, it was really a blessing from his previous life!

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Xiaopang, happy birthday. Since I haven’t recovered my free relationship yet, I’m temporarily in arrears with presents. I’ll make up for it next time, okay? jpg

Xiao Luo silently returned an embarrassing expression, and found that the other party had gone offline, he couldn't help but feel ashamed.

Although Ling Xiaoxuan may have sacrificed so much for the sake of the king's face, but this Lord Suzaku, who was not very pleasing from the very beginning, was indeed a... good monster?

Xiao Luo silently prayed: Good monsters are rewarded with good rewards, I hope your hair will grow back soon!

Perhaps it was because of the lack of thinking that the two classes in the morning ended very quickly.

After class, Xiao Luo slid quickly as usual, walked downstairs to the apartment, and saw that Gu Xin was actually there, as if he was deliberately waiting for him.

The young man hesitated for a while, and called "Uncle", realizing that Gu Xin might be shy, his ears turned red, but he calmly stuffed him with a gift box and said, "Happy birthday."

Xiao Luo returned a bright and bright smile. Uncle was indeed shy, turned around and left, walking with a special temperament.

After returning to the apartment, he opened the gift box and took a look: it was a watch, low-key and luxurious. He just clicked on it when he was online a few days ago, and the price was six figures.

"Ling Xiaosu, my uncle blocked me downstairs just now and gave me a present."

"Well, I also have a gift for you." Ling Su smiled and rubbed the boy's head, and joked, "You are a birthday boy today. When you have dinner later, you can prepare a big bag. The gift will a lot of."

Xiao Luo laughed loudly, and joked: "Okay, I'll go to the canteen and buy a snakeskin bag right now."

In the end, the snakeskin bag was not bought. Xiao Luo strung up the couple's diamond ring that Ling Su gave him with a leather rope, tied a knot, hung it around his neck, and said with a smile: "Diamonds are too bright, and they are suspected of showing off their wealth. Keep it low-key."

The boy stretched out his little finger to compare the tail ring, which was given to him and Ling Su by Ling's mother.

Ling Su shook his head helplessly: "Okay, it's all up to you." Then he took out the car keys from his pocket and handed them over.

Xiao Luo happily took the key, and asked, "Let me drive today?"

A few days ago, he practiced driving at the Stardust Driving School for a period of time, and downloaded the driving test book. There is basically no problem with subject [-], and the problem with subject [-] is probably not too big. On the road or something, haven't tried it yet.

Ling Su still obeys the traffic rules in this respect, no driver's license?Absolutely do not let him on the road.

"Huh, did you change the car?" Xiao Luo grasped the car key, and immediately realized that the Porsche had turned into a Maserati.

"A birthday present for you." Ling Su said with a smile, "You can drive after you get your driver's license."

"What about now?" Xiao Luo put away the key, and looked pitifully at his shit-shoveling officer, "If you can't open it, just leave it like this, wouldn't it be a waste?"

"Don't waste it, I can better urge you to work hard." Ling Su smiled meaningfully, Xiao Luo has always been very smart, but driving is really following the king's personality, and the moment he sits in the driver's seat, he tends to go crazy .

What was a little safer than the king was that Xiao Luo was really preparing to take the driver's license test anyway, but the king was running around with a false certificate.

Subject one is pure theory, of course Xiao Luo is fine, but subject two?

Ling Su joined as a bystander, so he can only say that it's quite mysterious.

Subject [-] field driving skills: reversing into the garage, parking on the side, fixed-point parking and starting on the ramp, right-angle turning, curve driving, etc. From a few years ago to now, the items are basically unchanged.

However, Xiao Luo's performance was full of instability. Five times out of ten self-tests, he was able to die directly on the backing into the garage. He pressed the yellow line halfway, and finally the car miraculously stopped smoothly. This made Ling Su I wondered more than once if he had tampered with it.

"Ling Xiaosu, you are too cunning!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Ling Su replied calmly, stepped forward and hugged the boy and kissed him.

The originally aggrieved people were appeased in an instant.

"Let's go to the tiger mother and father for lunch, how about it?" Xiao Luo originally pretended to be angry, but he was fine all of a sudden, because there were so many things, after the birth of his two younger brothers, he only had time to go back and look at them once. .

"Cengfan? Let's bring our own food." Ling Su thought for a while and suggested, "When you were in class, I went to the supermarket and bought some beef and fish, as well as some vegetables and fruits. Cook you a big meal. It’s the same with taking it over now.”

"Ling Xiaosu, you are so virtuous! What should I do, if one day you are no longer by my side, I don't know how to live this day!"

"There won't be that day."

Xiao Luo pursed his lips and laughed non-stop. If there would never be a day, he would gather enough popularity and charm points as soon as possible, and exchange the [Contract of Love for This Life], and then he would no longer have to worry about Ling Su's early death. He left this world in one step.

Arriving at Yujingyuan from W University, there is still some time before the meal time. Because of the phone call in advance, the tiger father and mother are cooking soup. It is Xiao Luo's favorite corn rib soup. It has been stewed for more than an hour. The scent of corn and corn floated over from afar.

Xiao Luo took a deep breath, obviously he ate a lot in the morning, and he actually felt a little hungry.

"Mom, where are Diandian and Hengheng?"

"Basking in the sun on the balcony."

"I'll go see them."

Xiao Luo ran over lightly, turned back into a little orange cat, and lay down side by side with the two little tigers.