My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The little tiger grows fast, its eyes opened in about ten days, and its body is bigger than the little orange cat. Xiao Luo thought that in a few days, he would be completely crushed.

The sunlight passed through the glass window and fell on the white fine fleece blanket. Dot and Hengheng were lying on the blanket next to each other, but the little orange cat rushed over, meowed, and lay down next to the two. down.

【Who are you? ] Diandian looked at the little orange cat suspiciously.

When Xiao Luo visited his younger brother last time, the little tiger hadn't opened his eyes yet.

[It's brother, I remember this smell. 】He tilted his head sideways, and stretched out his fat paws in front of the little orange cat.

The little orange cat stretched out its paws in a happy mood, and clapped tacitly: [Hengheng is really amazing! 】

[Brother, you look a little different. 】Tap to the left to look at the little orange cat, and to the right to look at Hengheng, the blue-gray eyeballs are obviously curious.

Xiao Luo was overjoyed, cats and tigers are of course different, but he couldn't say that directly, so he said seriously: [Because I've grown up, you are still young. 】

Diandian opened her eyes wide in shock: [Then I'd better not grow up. 】

Xiao Luo was silent.

Compared with Diandian who is more curious, Hengheng is obviously a little more silly and sweet. He stretched out his paw and touched the little orange cat's head: [Brother, you must have not eaten enough when you were young, and you are stunted, give me your papa later When breastfeeding, I will secretly save a little for you! 】

Xiao Luojiu, the tiger mother usually feeds milk in the prototype state, but the two younger brothers have a big appetite, and occasionally they will make milk powder for them to drink. The milk powder is bought directly from LOLO Pet Xuan, and the nutritional ratio is reasonable, so it is not necessary at all. Worry about indigestion.

The last time he came to visit the tiger mother and father, he happened to see the tiger father drinking milk for Heng Heng with a big milk bottle.

[No need, just a little bit and a full meal, and you will grow strong and healthy in the future!In this way, my brother will be satisfied. 】

【Um!Hengheng will grow up well, and he will beat anyone who bullies his brother in the future! 】

After staring quietly at his silly brother for a while, Diandian turned his head and turned away, but was slapped horizontally: [Diandian, don't pretend to be stupid! 】

[Well, for the sake of your brother, if someone bullies you in the future, just report my name and I will teach him for you. ] Nodding in response, nodding slightly.

Xiao Luo was touched and hugged the two little tigers one by one: 【Brother is so kind, I will protect you guys from now on too! 】

Ling Su helped in the kitchen. At the beginning, he was only in charge of washing the vegetables and serving as helpers. The tiger father was in charge of the cooking. But after a while, the two switched sides. The tiger father euphemistically said: I want to test my son-in-law's cooking skills.

Actually?Culinary scum, besides frying steak, Tiger Dad really has no skills to show.

Tigers are carnivores. For three meals a day on weekdays, beef is the favorite of tiger parents and mothers. Occasionally, some fish and vegetables are added. Most of them are cold salads that can be eaten directly.

Corn pork ribs soup, stir-fried beef tenderloin with green peppers, braised beef brisket with potatoes, boiled chicken, steamed large yellow croaker, shredded jellyfish in cold salad, patted cucumbers, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes are all home-cooked dishes, but Lingsu’s craftsmanship is really good, and home-cooked dishes are also made It has reached the point where it is full of color and fragrance.

The scent wafted away, the little orange cat rubbed its belly, stood up, turned back into a human form, and couldn't help but lick the little tiger again before leaving the balcony.

Diandian and Hengheng squinted their eyes, let him touch without resisting, and let out a cub cry.

"Xiao Luo, it's time to eat." Ling Su turned his head and couldn't help pondering for a moment, maybe he really should apply for a domestication and breeding license?

Xiao Luo turned around and made an OK gesture, and when he stood up, he suddenly thought of a very serious question: he had made an appointment with the tiger mother and father, and had dinner with the two families of the Ling family, celebrating his birthday and coming of age. .

but--

What about his two younger brothers?

The little tiger obviously didn't have so many worries. When he realized that his brother was about to leave, he hugged one leg and yelled non-stop.

[Brother, don't you want to play with us? 】Ask horizontally.

[Brother, can you teach me the secret of transforming? 】Ask little by little.

Xiao Luo bent down and hugged the two of them: "I'm going to have dinner, transformation or something, it's more appropriate for parents to teach you, a little bit."

Tiger Dad has already walked over with the bottle in hand: "Xiao Luo, leave these two little rascals to me."

【Hengheng is very obedient, not mischievous! 】

【Papa, tell me how to change shape. 】

Xiao Luo cooperatively sent the two cubs to the tiger's father's arms, worried that the other would not be able to hold him firmly, and kept guarding and refusing to leave half a step, until the younger brothers started drinking from the bottle themselves, then he was relieved.

"Mom, what about my brother when we go to dinner tonight?"

"Take them there together, and use a trick." The tiger mother had already thought up a countermeasure, "You can't raise tigers, and it's okay to keep cats."

"So that's how it is!" Xiao Luomao suddenly realized that blindfolds and other tricks can completely deceive people's eyes. Even if you encounter monsters, you don't have to be afraid. Tiger parents and tiger mothers are not weak, so there is no need to worry at all.

After lunch, Xiao Luo secretly exchanged two amulets from the Qiuqiu system mall, and tied them to the little tiger's front paws.

[Brother, quickly change back to your original form, let's play peek-a-boo. ] Hengheng ate and drank enough to sleep for an hour, and when he opened his eyes, he found Xiao Luo squatting in front of him, and immediately got up energetically.

Diandian also opened her eyes, she seemed to be a bit unfazed by the game of peek-a-boo, it was completely in line with Hengheng's interest: [Brother, come and play? 】

"Okay!" Xiao Luo didn't even think about it, and immediately agreed, and turned into a little orange cat in a blink of an eye, but completely forgot that he promised Ling Su to go for a walk around with him.

In this regard, the shit shovel officer said: Forget about the domestication and breeding license or something, he doesn't want to compete with the little tiger at all.

The teenager who had no childhood lived fully experienced the fun of childhood on the day when he finally became an adult. He played wildly with his two younger brothers until four o'clock in the afternoon, and almost formed a demolition team comparable to the demolition giants.

During Xiao Luo's nearly three hours of crazy play, Ling Su dealt with a bunch of work arrangements, and by the way, freed up the next day's time.

The dinner party in the evening was still set at Ling's house. At quarter past four, Xiao Luo was taken out of the closet by his shit-shoveling officer: "Have you had enough fun?"

"Meow——" Xiao Luo wanted to say that he hadn't played enough, he was a little embarrassed, and quickly changed back to human form, hugged Ling Su, and gnawed his mouth twice flatteringly.

"Ling Xiaosu, stop dawdling, we have to go to your house quickly."

Ling Su: "..." The so-called backlash is almost like this.No way, they were all spoiled by him.

Before setting off, the tiger mother and father made a point of exhorting and exhorting the two: I will be a guest later, and I must not run around or be abducted.

Hengheng responded obediently, but Diandian said surprisingly: [If there are human beings who insist on robbing us, can I bite? 】

"No, you can come to your parents for help, or you can ask your brother." Tiger Dad corrected seriously.

Diandian nodded regretfully, and looked at Xiao Luo dumbfounded: This child will definitely be a big killer in the future.

Dinner in the evening, all the members of the two families gathered together, it was very lively, under the protection of the cover-up, the little tiger became two cat cubs in the eyes of everyone, and it was the same breed as the little orange cat, and the two followed very sensiblely Next to the little orange cat transformed by Xiao Luo's shadow clone technique, it was time to eat and sleep, and it was not until after the dinner party that it was sticky to run to find Ma Ma.

As Ling Su said before, Xiao Luo received a lot of presents for this birthday, which could be packed in sacks. Even Ling Tianci's little friend gave the boy a family portrait drawn by himself.

There is no shortage of houses, cars, and tickets. As a person who has not passed the driver's license test, but already owns two luxury cars, Xiao Luo said that the pressure is a bit high. If he can't pass the second subject, can he talk to the king? To learn how to make a false certificate?

This night, Ling Su still chose to go back to school. Grandpa Ling didn't persuade him anything, and everyone understood.

Holding a bunch of presents, Xiao Luo sat on the passenger seat, smiling happily: "Ling Xiaosu, do you know what present my father gave me?"

"Well, your growth commemorative album?" Ling Su hesitated on purpose, and asked uncertainly. In fact, he already knew that Tiger Dad is a well-known photographer. Although he didn't spend as much time with Xiao Luo as King, he gave The gift is very memorable.

"Huh! You actually know." Xiao Luo opened his mouth in amazement, wondering if the other party just happened to take a glance when he was peeking.

When tiger parents and tiger mothers first entered the human world, the two of them had no experience in raising children. They searched for information and asked people for news, and gradually became proficient. When the king can find time, The two of them were dismissed by the king, so one went to study writing, and the other went to study photography.

It took more than ten years for Tiger Dad to gain his fame today, which can be seen from Xiao Luo’s growth commemorative photo album: Tiger Dad’s photos taken before Xiao Luo was three years old are relatively Rigid, but the photos after that show a little bit of aura, more and more like a master.

After returning to the dormitory, Xiao Luo unpacked all the presents and put them away one by one. Finally, he and Ling Su got together to look at the commemorative photo album sent by Tiger Dad.

"So I used to wear bellybands when I was a child!" Xiao Luo pointed to one of the photos, grinning from ear to ear, "These panda outfits, tiger outfits, and little dinosaur outfits must be equipped by tiger mothers!"

"It's very cute." The corners of Ling Su's mouth were raised, and his face was full of smiles. Although he didn't grow up beside his biological parents, the love that the king gave to Xiao Luo was not bad. The two don't look like a master-student relationship, but more like a father and son .

"Ling Xiaosu, it's 09:30, let's wash up and go to bed?" Xiao Luo flipped through the entire photo album, and poked his shit-shoveling officer's waist winkingly.

Ling Su nodded calmly and asked, "Together?"

"Shall I take a bath? That's fine." Xiao Luo didn't hesitate at all. In fact, he had been waiting for this day for a long time.

The two of them took off their clothes very reservedly at first, and entered the bathroom politely and orderly. After the hot water came down, Xiao Luo immediately played a wicked trick: "Oh, Ling Xiaosu, the soap fell."

Ling Su smiled faintly, hugged the boy's head, lowered his head and kissed him...