My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

When Ling Su decided to write a story for the little orange cat, make a movie, and even spent money to register the Xiaoshulin Entertainment Brokerage Company in preparation for industrial restructuring, Xiaopang was still a cute little orange cat, Erha also It is the cutest and most charming period in a dog's life.

In a blink of an eye, at the beginning of March 2021, Xiaopang and Erha are seven months old, and their bodies have undergone tremendous changes.

In Uncle Ke Ke's original words: Oops, you are about to fall out of favor!

Xiao Luo didn't deliberately control his diet. He has a physique that doesn't make him fat, and at least half of the time every week he goes for morning jogging and exercise with Ling Su. His weight has always remained around 64KG, but after turning into an orange cat...

"Meow——" Looking at myself in the mirror, I am probably the slimmest orange cat in the world.

However, the weight has risen to about ten catties, and the small belly has come out.

Xiao Luo struggled to change back to human form, and after going through the script from beginning to end, while Ling Su was busy, he turned into a cat and prepared to go out to relax.

It was quite a coincidence that Erha of Bai Qingyun's family ran over to find Xiao Luo by himself.

A cat and a dog met downstairs in the professor's apartment, relatively silent.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh what-what-to-do?"My little sister said that I am fat and may not be able to continue acting in movies.

"Aww—" Don't bring up such a heavy topic with me.

Xiao Luo took a look at Erha, who was already close to adulthood, with a height of 55cm and a weight of at least [-]kg. Standing in front of the orange cat, it was like a small hill, and a river of sadness flowed against it.

When he held the wedding with Ling Su, although he also used the shadow clone technique to transform the orange cat to avoid other people's suspicion, but in fact, that day, all his energy was concentrated on the human form, and he didn't notice this at all. serious problem.

It is an unchangeable fact that pet dogs and cats grow fast. The "honeymoon period" of puppies and cats usually only belongs to the first three months. In fact... to be cruel, from a certain level of analysis, it is still "long-term disabled".

Just like now, Erha can no longer justly abduct the young lady of the other family to gain her charm points by kissing her. Of course, the most fundamental reason for this is that Bai Qingyun has a boyfriend.

Xiao Luo and Erha sat in a row in the flower bed downstairs of the apartment building, looking up at the sky madly at a ninety-degree angle, and shouted together: God, you are so cruel to us!

Ling Su's script "My Shit Shoveling Officer is Adorable" tells the story of a kitten and Ma Ma after it gets lost.

Xiao Luo raised his fat and thick paws, feeling that he could play the role of Ma Ma, the premise was that the audience would not see the orange cat's balls.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"Is it too late for me to have plastic surgery now?

"Meow." Don't be stupid, your problem is not very serious, I will ask my Ling Xiaosu to change the script later, you are like this, um, your majestic appearance is also quite good, there is a kind of cute contrast.

Erha groaned, stopped digging the ground and digging grass, and looked at the orange cat with blue eyes like cross-eyed eyes: [How can there be such an operation? 】

"Meow!" Yes, don't worry, a little yellow chicken on your head will be even cuter.

"Aww?" Why do you want a little yellow chicken?There are no little yellow chickens in our group, can I have five rings on my head?

"Meow—" You can ask Wu Huan.

Erha is like a madman, after confirming again and again that he has not lost his role and that he will not run away for the time being, he jumped up and down excitedly, and directly bumped into the sweet-scented osmanthus tree in the flower bed.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"I got stuck in the neck.

Xiao Luojiong walked around to the front of Erha, silently looked at the grinning dog face with a rich expression that could be directly used as an emoji, and secretly activated the camera function of the ball system.

Kacha Kacha nine continuous shooting.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow- , help me!

"Meow." Close your eyes obediently, you don't need to kick your four legs, and if you push down, the tree will die in your hands.

Erha was still obedient at the critical moment, and finally stopped struggling, and closed his mouth, looking in the direction of the orange cat with a pair of eyes in horror: [Little meow, what are you going to do! ? 】

The orange cat took a few steps back, took a run-up, and jumped up. Under the premise of precise calculation, it jumped in front of Erha without any mistakes. Its front paws bowed left and right, and quickly gave each other three consecutive blows!

The strength is different from the normal play-like strength, Xiao Luo is really serious at this moment, with a paw down, Erha screamed in pain.

Fortunately, this suffering was not for nothing. When the orange cat landed smoothly and gracefully, Erha also fell from the sweet-scented osmanthus tree in embarrassment, clutching his head and screaming pitifully.

"Meow." Hurry up and go back, your little sister will find you lost again later, she must be looking for you everywhere impatiently.

"Aww!" My little sister has a boyfriend, and I have fallen out of favor.

"Meow." What are you talking about, you are so stupid, how could you fall out of favor.

Erha lowered his head in confusion: [Is there such a saying? 】

"Meow—" Yes, do you know why there are so many people in this world who like to raise huskies?Because it's enough to be silly and talkative enough.

"Wow!" Isn't it because I'm cute?

The orange cat jumped up, jumped onto Erha's body, and patted the dog's head: [It's okay, you're stupid to make your master smart. Lots of fun, actually I don’t think you are stupid enough, you can keep working hard! 】

"Aww!" Xiao Miao, what you said makes sense!I'm about to go back to the script, bye!

The windy dog ​​Erha ran away, Xiao Luo quickly jumped down, and stayed in the same place quietly, watching the figure of the two idiots quickly disappear around the corner, and then let out a miserable howl, don't be curious , This guy must have hit the wall again. He sneaked over a few times and hit the wall again and again. He typically doesn't have a long memory.

After watching Erha leave, Xiao Luo sent a message to Luo Baibai, planning to chat with this tyrant guinea pig.

Vice President Luo had work today, and Luo Baibai stayed at home alone to read the script.

Xiao Luo ran to the door familiarly, Luo Baibai opened the door for him with difficulty, and after the revolutionary meeting, the two sat side by side on the desk.

【Lolo, are you looking for me to correct your lines? 】Luo Baibai held a colored marker in his paws, and made a lot of notes on the script that belonged to him. Obviously, he attached great importance to his first movie.

[Bai Bai, do you think there is something wrong with the script? 】Xiao Luo hesitated to speak. The orange cat's figure looked extraordinarily small and exquisite in front of Erha, but when it crouched next to the guinea pig, it was immediately compared to a small hill.

Luo Baibai looked at the orange cat quietly with bright and warm eyes, and after a while, he said: [The script is okay, the problem is that you are too big now. 】

Back then, when the five of them first started blacking out, the little orange cat was still a small ball, fluffy and very cute.

Luo Xueba Baibai couldn't help feeling: Time flies, time is like a butcher's knife.

Xiao Luo is silent, even Luo Baibai can see the problem, Ling Su must have also discovered it, if the movie continues to be filmed, the only choice is to change the protagonist, but——

Ling Su didn't mention anything.

After tilting his head and looking at the orange cat for a while, Luo Baibai had a sudden thought: 【Luo Luo, can you freely control your body shape? 】

[This, I'm afraid it will be difficult. 】Unless it is a trick of the eye, just like when his birthday was celebrated, the tiger mother and father brought Diandian and Hengheng to celebrate his birthday. orange cat.

However, he will not deceive the eyes.

【Lolo, you can discuss it with your little Su. 】Luo Baibai scratched his head, in its consciousness, Xiao Luo was a cat, and after all, cats were not as intelligent as humans.

Hearing this, Xiao Luo couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed: After the wedding banquet, he and Ling Su went on their honeymoon, and they got tired of being together every day, so they didn't have time to think about other things. After returning, school started in a few days, and they were busy during the day. Either going to class or going to work with Ling Xiaosu, after dinner in the evening, it was private time, and naturally he didn't think about the movie, until yesterday when he received the news from Uncle Ke Ke that the movie was about to start shooting, he just...

Fortunately, his job is not an actor, otherwise, with this attitude, he would definitely drive the director and producer to death.

【Lolo, it's not time for dinner yet, why don't we match our lines? 】

【it is good. 】

Xiao Luo had flipped through the script a few times before, and memorized most of his lines, mainly because he had a good memory, and it took less time than others to get twice the result with half the effort.

Luo Baibai's role in the script is a guinea pig with the attributes of a top student. It can be said that he is a true character. He can read and do simple arithmetic. He doesn't want to be an ordinary pet and yearns for a human campus life, but he stays in a pet shop. It was destined to be bought back as a cute animal, so it escaped from the pet shop, and was going to find a suitable poop shoveler by itself. In the process of searching, it met Xiaoju who was lost in the journey of life and didn't know where to go. The cat is also the first friend that the little orange cat meets after getting lost with Ma Ma.

The little orange cat remembered that his home was near a school, and the guinea pig took it to check the nearby bus stop sign. The two busses arrived at the school, and they exchanged food for food by performing arts, then sneaked into the school and met Holland Pig's predestined shit shoveler...

The plot of this part accounts for about one-seventh of the movie. The little orange cat finds that this is not its home, so he bids farewell to the guinea pig and continues on his journey to find Ma Ma, and also remembers the guinea pig’s advice to it: If you can't find Mama, you can find a shit shoveler who looks pleasing to the eye and treats it well.

After matching the lines, Xiao Luo decided to go back to Ling Su to discuss countermeasures.