My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The water in the shower room dripped down, and the hot air filled the entire not-so-spacious space, covering up the sound of the two people's hot interaction that made people blush.

After more than ten minutes passed, Xiao Luo finally came back to his senses, panting and holding Ling Su's arm: "Stop making trouble, take a bath first, the water heater will go on strike later."

Ling Su raised his eyebrows slightly: Who started the mess first?

The soap that was intentionally dropped by the boy was finally picked up. Xiao Luo cunningly attacked the shit-shoveling officer of his house first, and took advantage of the moment when the other party closed his eyes, he threw the soap back into the box, and then squeezed it out. Tuo shower gel wiped his whole body all over, and smiled triumphantly.

Ling Su opened his eyes, and saw a bubbling little fool standing in front of him, laughing like a convulsion, and couldn't help but touch his forehead: This is the stupid son of the landlord's family...

"Xiao Luo, do I look so beastly?" For the first time, after all, it is more appropriate to be in a normal place.

Ling Su is actually a very conservative person in his heart, because the Ling family has a tutor relationship, he has lived so long, and never engages in casual relationships between men and women, and he is as clean as a flower.

"Actually, I'm afraid that I'll turn into a beast." Xiao Luo put away his smile, and emphasized seriously, then squeezed a pile of shower gel, and rubbed it on the other person, "Like this, I have fantasized more than once Treat you like this, ah ha ha ha!"

Ling Su: "..." Gai Minger has to communicate with director Li Wei about the correction of the bad habits of the macaw.

Because I had business matters in mind, I took a bath afterwards at a rapid pace.

"Ling Xiaosu, may I blow your hair?" Xiao Luo wiped off the water on his body, wrapped a bath towel around his waist, and covered his wet hair, rummaging through boxes and chests to find a hair dryer.

"Xiao Luo, come here." Ling Su had already plugged in the hair dryer, tried it, and beckoned to the young man.

Xiao Luo immediately ran over, and did not forget to flatter him: "If you are not in charge of the family, you don't know how expensive it is, but our little Su is the most capable!"

Ling Su smiled and pinched the young man's face, his slender fingers passed through the other's soft hair, and the hot wind slowly blew along the direction of hair growth.

A little itchy.A thought flashed through Xiao Luo's mind. He didn't know whether it was itching in his heart or his hands. He rolled his eyes, but he still couldn't hold back and stretched out his claws to Ling Xiaosu's abs. very nice."

"Don't touch." Ling Su's voice was hoarse.

Xiao Luo's head became hot, his ears turned red, and he took half a step forward, his eyes met Ling Su's Adam's Apple, which is said to be one of the most sensitive places in men. He reached out to touch his throat, perhaps because he was still growing relationship is not obvious.

The short hair dried quickly, and Ling Su started to solve his own problems after finishing the boy's hair.

"Xiao Luo, it's getting colder. You can either lie down in bed or put on your pajamas." Ling Su said deliberately without looking sideways. He had been holding back because of principle, but starting today, There are no constraints anymore.

Xiao Luo blinked innocently, and asked back: "Shall I warm your bed?"

As he spoke, he licked Ling Su's Adam's apple unexpectedly.

Ling Su's whole body was shocked, and the lightning-like numbness instantly rushed to his limbs and bones. He touched his hair that was almost dry, put down the hair dryer as calmly as possible, then turned around suddenly, and hugged the boy who was stuck behind him stand up.

Xiao Luo yelled as he succeeded in his treachery: "Ling Xiaosu, what are you doing!"

Ling Su shook his head dumbfoundingly: such exaggerated acting skills.

"Hero, spare your life!" The moment he was put on the bed, Xiao Luo decided to try his best to wash away the black spot of his bad acting skills. In a flash, he hid in the bed, looking at his shit-shoveling officer with teary eyes, "Who is he?" For the first time, don't be so rude..."

Without saying a word, Ling Su decisively and rudely blocked the boy's mouth, which he liked to talk nonsense, and continued the unfinished business in the bathroom.

The delicate kisses are sometimes gentle and tender, and sometimes crazy and domineering. The air gradually becomes scorching hot. The young man is panting and grabs the pillow, lifts his legs in coordination, and clamps them around Ling Su's muscular and smooth waist, exposing that secret part to the public. in the air.

"I want strawberry flavor!" Xiao Luo shouted blushingly while looking at the ceiling.

Ling Su chuckled, and picked out the strawberry-flavored condom chosen by the boy.

It was the first time for both of them, even if the so-called "experience" in the dream was empty talk, fortunately Ling Su is a very patient and studious person, and he consulted a lot of textbooks before this.

After more than half an hour of preparations were carried out sticky with kisses and touches, Xiao Luo finally realized the meaning of negative distance contact as he wished. Suddenly, he remembered the two words he had posted on the BS forum. Post, too big is really not a good thing...

At first it was swollen and painful, and he almost ran away halfway, but he thought again, this was the first intimate contact he had been looking forward to for so long, how could he be a deserter on the battlefield?

then--

The young man focused his attention on the great cause of molesting his family's shit-shoveling officer. From the very beginning, he was playing the role of the villain who molested the good people without fear of death. mouth.

Under the double attack from top to bottom, Xiao Luo finally had no time to think about it.

The pleasure that cannot be described in words replaced the initial discomfort, and the protracted battle finally kicked off...

At 11:30 noon the next day, Xiao Luo slowly opened his eyes, stared blankly at the ceiling for a while, and finally came to his senses!

"Ahhh! I have two classes in the morning!" And it was the outline of modern Chinese history that he was most uncertain about!

After sitting up, Xiao Luo couldn't help baring his teeth, seven times in one night is definitely bragging!His Ling Xiaosu's physical strength has only been three times, but...

The last time it seemed that he fell asleep because he was exhausted!

This, this Nima is embarrassing!

No matter what, he can be regarded as a non-human in disguise, how can he be so weak!Maybe he didn't expect this at all at the time?Use some special means to fight Ling Su's physical strength or something.

But having said that, if you want to live a healthy and peaceful life, it is better to cultivate yourself.

Xiao Luo was silently doing psychological training for himself, while making up his mind that he would definitely fight to the end next time, and he would never admit defeat.

"Xiao Luo, I made millet porridge for you." Ling Su pushed the door in with the porridge.

"Ling Xiaosu——" Xiao Luo called eagerly, not feeling shy at all, but a little nervous, "I skipped two classes in the morning, and if I don't show up for the teacher's roll call, will it affect my final grade?"

"It's okay, I'll ask for leave for you. You can also skip the two classes in the afternoon openly." Ling Su acted like a novice parent who pampered and pampered his children to the utmost.

Xiao Luo calmed down a bit, looked down at the golden millet porridge, swallowed, "It smells so good..." Obviously only the simplest millet was used, why is the porridge made by his family Ling Xiaosu so fragrant?

Sure enough, the recipe with love is not ordinary.Xiao·Pseudoliterature·Really brain-dead·Luo came to the conclusion cheerfully.

"I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face first." Xiao Luo got up quickly and paused. Although Ling Su patiently did enough foreplay last night, the place was rather embarrassing after all. It felt strange to be stabbed all night. ah.

"Is there something uncomfortable?" Ling Su asked nervously, Xiao Luo didn't go to bed until after twelve o'clock last night, and he was even later, and he cleaned up the boy before he closed his eyes.

"No, my legs are a little weak." It's actually a little pain in the buttocks.

Xiao Luo didn't have the nerve to make a fuss, he didn't want to be hypocritical about this kind of thing, he just took the opportunity to seek some benefits for himself: "Ling Xiaosu, I think I can't walk, you can carry me over there!"

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Ling Su replied with a smile, put on the boy's pajamas and pajamas, and carried him directly to the bathroom, "Can you stand still?"

"No problem. You go and bring out the porridge. I'll just eat it in the restaurant." Before raising a cat, Ling Su had a certain degree of cleanliness and never ate in the bedroom.Xiao Luo is well aware of this point.

He thought very clearly that the development between him and Ling Su seemed to be going smoothly, but in fact, at this stage, Ling Su was doting on him and accommodating him. In fact, if the two of them planned to live a lifetime, they would definitely have to get along with each other. He will slowly get rid of some small shortcomings, and keep in sync with his shit-shoveling officer, supporting each other to go on.

"Okay." Ling Su had no doubt about him.

After drinking the porridge, basking in the sun, reading a book, and chatting with Ling Su, Xiao Luo lived a very comfortable life.

The day is coming to an end.

Life was as usual, Xiao Luo finished the first semester of his freshman year in an orderly manner according to the plan, and won the first scholarship in his life with excellent results.

The only thing that made him a little tangled up was that the driver's license test was not going well. He failed the second subject once and only passed the second time. Although it was not perfect, he finally got the C1 driver's license smoothly.

The coming of winter vacation means another big event in his life.

The original plan to go to the Netherlands to register for marriage was overturned, because Ling Su and Xiao Luo were unwilling to give up their current nationality and become Dutch. In the end, the king came forward to solve this problem and issued a marriage certificate for the two.

The king, who had disappeared for a long time, finally returned, with that seemingly harmless baby face, the master who disguised himself as Qingfeng Daoist came to Ling's house.

Xiao Luo didn't know how the king explained to Grandpa Ling, and when he got the marriage certificate, he was almost dumbfounded.

This thing looks exactly like a domestic marriage certificate!

Is it—

"Master, is this a fake certificate issued by you?" Xiao Luo asked secretly.

The king returned him a bewildered smile: "Although the marriage law of country C cannot provide you with protection, the law of the demon world can."

Shocked, Xiao Luo hurriedly put away the marriage certificate. When he got the [Contract of Love for Life], he and Ling Su would probably live for a long time, until the day when the domestic law recognized it.

Once the marriage certificate is obtained, the wedding banquet still needs to be held.

Xiao Luo is relatively free, and only needs to send invitations to his friends. There are 120 seven friends in the harem group of the king. He knows that the little orange cat is his, except for Luo Baibai. So far, there seems to be no second one.

He thought about it carefully, and after discussing with Ling Su, he took Luo Baibai, Uncle Ke Ke, Er Ha, Wu Huan, Golden Retriever Xiaohuang, Totoro Sanhui, Sparrow Asha, Agua, and their shit-shoveling officers together. Invited over.

Because director Li Wei's "First Love" has already finished filming, and "Meng Meng Da" is about to start filming, the above few are the leading actors invited by Ling Su. Under the "Pillow Wind", Ling Hunjun Su immediately added scenes without principle. After adding, he found that the whole story was fuller and more interesting.

The eight little friends headed by Uncle Coco and their shit-shoveling officer became Xiao Luo's relatives and friends of the bridegroom, and because of the king's relationship, all the goblins scattered in human society, the bear family headed by Xiong Hei Hei , Hu Li led a group of little foxes, and Ye Wei skipped work directly to join in the fun, etc. In the end, Xiao Luo, who thought he was "lonely", had a very strong group of relatives and friends.

In contrast, Ling Su's group of relatives and friends is much more normal, most of them are employees with better relationships at Xingchen Studio, headed by Yang Liu and Yang Bai, it is lively.As for Xiaoshulin Brokerage Company and the industry he established in the early days, he just received the good news that the big boss is getting married, and was given a wedding candy.

After discussions between the king and Grandpa Ling, the venue for the wedding banquet was finally set at the only seven-star hotel in Z City, and the host was Ling Xuan who had finally regained his freedom after being punished.

Xiao Luo was most surprised by Diandian and Hengheng. On the day before his wedding, they could finally transform into human form. The two-and-a-half-month-old little tiger had completely crushed the orange cat. A cute little doll, about the same height as Ling Tianci's little friend, with white and tender skin, round and big eyes, delicate features, can't tell the original shape at all, but looks a bit like Xiao Luo.

It can only be said that these two younger brothers are very good.

For Xiao Luo, February 2021, 2 was an unforgettable day in his life. Under the witness and blessing of many relatives and friends, he and Ling Su became husband and wife and became the only one for each other.