My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The little tigers grow up very fast, especially the two of Xiao Luo's family. They have already mastered the trick of transforming into human form when they were three and a half months old. After transforming, they are as big as four or five-year-old children. Tiger parents and tiger mothers think about it. Thirdly, the final names for Diandian and Hengheng are respectively: Xiao Ming and Xiao Huang.

For this, Xiao Luo expressed his shock, it was so simple and casual, Xiao Ming and Xiao Huang were so down-to-earth!

After the film "My Shit Shoveling Officer Meng Meng Da" was released as the producer and screenwriter, the tiger parents and tiger mothers also returned to work, and began to fly around the world. problem.

There have been no newborn cubs born naturally in the demon world for many years. Tiger parents and tiger mothers attach great importance to these two babies and want to take them with them, but——

Horizontal motion sickness.

Diandian is the younger brother, unwilling to separate from Hengheng.

The tiger mother and father looked at each other, and finally found a solution after looking for the king: temporarily hand over Diandian and Hengheng to Xiao Luo's care.

When Xiao Luo heard the news, he was very happy, and immediately drove to Yujingyuan, and loaded all the daily necessities of the younger brothers into the car.

"Xiao Luo, I will leave these two boys to you."

"Parents, don't worry, I will take good care of my two younger brothers."

Xiao Luo promised swearingly, Ling Su was thoughtful at the side, and had a bad premonition.

That night, the premonition became reality: the bun-faced orange cat went to sleep with the two tigers.

Xiao Luo said that his younger brother was still young, and he would not be used to being away from his parents for the first time, so he should behave well as an older brother.

Ling Su silently looked at the orange cat, which was obviously much smaller in size, lying between the two tigers, and went back to the bedroom sadly.

At dawn the next day, Ling Su found even more sadly that Xiao Luo, who used to like to stay in bed, had already taken his younger brothers out for a stroll. Animals, simply... lawless!

Three "orange cats" were rolling in the garden downstairs of the professor's apartment.

【Brother, I heard that human cubs have to go to school when they are four or five years old. ] Diandian has learned to surf the Internet under Xiao Luo's teaching. Although he doesn't know many big characters, he is very active in watching the video to understand the current situation of human society.

[Brother, is school fun? 】Compared to Hengheng, he didn't think so much, and he prefers to watch cartoons, such as "Sweet Private Cat" recommended by Xiao Luo.

Xiao Luo had never experienced campus life before taking the college entrance examination, and received one-on-one expert tutoring from the king, but no matter what, there was a missing piece in his life journey.

Before the tiger mother and father left City Z, they discussed this matter with him, about the education of Diandian and Hengheng.

Different from other children, Diandian and Hengheng have a special growth pattern, just like they are only seven months old now, after transforming, they are already as old as five-year-old children, and the cubs will grow up in the early stage of growth. It's very fast, and it will gradually slow down after reaching adolescence.

Of course, if Diandian and Hengheng want to go to school, it is not impossible to solve the problem of "growing out of sync with their peers". They just need to use some tricks, but the problem is that in today's human society, there are still There are many monsters lurking.

These monsters are both good and evil, and the two cubs don't have enough ability to protect themselves. If they happen to be alone and are targeted by bad-natured monsters, the consequences will be disastrous.

【Going to school... I can’t say whether it’s fun or not, I’m sure you’re not as free as you are now, but you can get in touch with more friends and learn about human society. 】Regarding the education of the two younger brothers, tiger parents and tiger mothers are more inclined to hire private tutors, and don’t expect the king to raise their children again, but they can slowly choose the right candidate, anyway, there is no rush.

As for preschool education?Xiao Luo is quite willing to take over, but now it seems that he is probably not a qualified teacher.

Diandian and Hengheng are not very talented in computers, so he can't copy Dawang's teaching mode.

【Brother, I want to visit the school. ] Diandian has always been quite assertive.

Hearing this, Heng Heng booed: [Brother, can you take us to kindergarten? 】

Well, this kid even knows kindergarten.Xiao Luo had no choice but to nod: 【After breakfast, I will discuss it with Ling Su. 】

Is there a kindergarten near W University?After this time has passed, can I be considered a transfer student?

Xiao Luo worried about various issues until he had breakfast at seven o'clock, and mentioned it to Ling Su. He unexpectedly found a light flashing in his old Gong's eyes, and then he brought out a bunch of materials for him very attentively. They are all from various kindergartens in Z city.

"When did you find it?" Xiao Luo was extremely surprised.

"A few days ago." Ling Su panicked without changing his expression. In fact, he tossed and turned alone last night, and his conscience was troubled for a long time before he made this decision: these two little guys should be sent to kindergarten early It's more suitable, otherwise not only at night, but even during the day he will be alone!

The information is quite detailed. In addition to the introduction of information on the strength of teachers, awards and honors, gold medal kindergarten teachers, etc., there are also professional horizontal and vertical comparative data.

For these materials, Ling Su specially asked Ling Yan for a copy, and then rearranged and supplemented the complete version by himself.

"This Chaoyang Kindergarten seems to be pretty good, it's quite close to W University, the transportation is convenient, and the environment is quiet..." Today is Saturday, Xiao Luo has no class, he looks up at the man opposite, and smiles slightly, "Why don't you wait a while Shall we go and see?"

"Okay." Ling Su replied calmly, with joy in his heart. It's not that he doesn't like Diandian and Hengheng. For these two cute little guys, he has always liked them from the bottom of his heart, especially because they are Xiao Luo's younger brother. .

But the problem is, no matter how much you like him, you can't rob him day and night.

"Brother, shall we go later?" Hengheng has already turned into a human form, and he and Diandian are holding feeding bottles to drink milk. In addition to milk powder, there are eggs, beef soup and apples for breakfast.

Of course, these were all prepared by Ling Su. For this brother-in-law who is good at cooking, very rich and handsome, Diandian and Hengheng are quite satisfied, but satisfaction is one thing. They never let up once.

"Well, eat slowly, don't be in a hurry, I'll call the person in charge of the kindergarten first, and we'll leave at eight o'clock later." Xiao Luo smiled and touched Heng Heng's face, the little guy was white and tender The pair of big black and white eyes on Baozi's face melted people's hearts.

Eight o'clock, starting on time, this is the peak traffic flow, Xiao Luo hesitated, and handed over the car keys to Ling Su, a novice on the road, he is more cautious, especially when there are two precious brothers in the car .

Diandian and Hengheng were specially ordered by their elder brother to know that they can’t just change back to their original form outside. The two exquisite little dolls, who are almost identical in appearance, are dressed in cute tiger outfits and walk together hand in hand. Standing beside them are Ling Su and Xiao Luo. For good-looking couples, the rate of returning heads soars [-]%.

Because of the contact in advance, Xiao Luo explained that he would bring his two younger brothers over for a visit. The person in charge of the kindergarten was quite enthusiastic and immediately led them in.

Drop in halfway?That's all right.

Diandian and Hengheng saw that there were so many human cubs "of the same age" as them, and the cubs stared at them with more than a dozen pairs of eyes, and they were not afraid of strangers at all.

"Hengheng, what do you think?" Diandian asked in a low voice.

"Very good." Heng Heng said.

The two little guys made their own decisions and planned to "try reading" for a day.

Xiao Luo was still worried at first, and he and Ling Su secretly observed for a while, and after finding out that the younger brothers should have no major problems, they quietly left hand in hand.

"Is Chaoyang Kindergarten owned by the Ling family?" On the way back, Xiao Luo asked casually.

Ling Su didn't hide anything, and nodded: "I just bought it not long ago." In fact, after discovering that Xiao Luo is very patient and caring for children, he has already considered this point. If they also have their own children in the future up...

Although, he is quite happy to let his brother and sister-in-law continue to work hard, but he does not rule out the possibility of having a test-tube baby with Xiao Luo in the future, and the family of two fathers will more or less affect the child's future, Ling Su wants to give children a stable and beautiful environment for growth.

"No wonder." Xiao Luo smiled, closed his eyes and said, "I'll squint for a while." He didn't sleep very well last night. After all, he had already adapted to the days when Ling Su slept next to him. Making a bed, turning into an orange cat and sleeping with two tigers, is actually not used to it.

"Okay. I'll call you when we arrive." Ling Su responded gently.

After returning to the apartment, Xiao Luo worriedly contacted the kindergarten again, and after getting two very obedient and obedient answers from Xiao Ming and Xiao Huang, his heart finally felt at ease, and he decided to go back to catch up on sleep, but——

After waking up, the bad news came immediately: Diandian got into a fight with someone!

Xiao Luo didn't even bother to eat lunch, and immediately rushed over with Ling Su, and found that Diandian and Hengheng were fine, but the rest of the dozen or so children in the same class were crying out of breath, One of them had a white, fat, round head with a patch of bald hair.

"Dian Dian, what happened?" Xiao Luo squatted down and asked gently.

Diandian kept her mouth flat and didn't gnaw.

Hengheng lowered his head in aggrieved manner, but also said nothing.

"Be good, tell brother, what's the matter?" Xiao Luo asked in a low voice while stroking his brother's head patiently.

After Diandian and Hengheng looked at each other, the two leaned down to Xiao Luo's ear and whispered in turn.

During the teaching process, the preschool teacher would tell stories to the children and teach them to play games. When the get out of class was over, the white, fat and round little fat man suddenly ran up to Hengheng, whether he was inspired by the story or was precocious. , Said that Hengheng would be his... child bride.

Heng Heng didn't agree, the little fat man didn't give up and continued to entangle, so he was lightly slapped the stupid hair on his head, and directly bald a piece, the boy even told a horror story with a blank face, and the other All the little friends cried in fright.

When the teacher came back, he didn't know the situation. He saw that the little fat man had a bald head, and the other little friends were crying, and they were all far away from the little one. It happened that the little fat man howled that he was beaten by the little one, so he didn't know the inside story When the teacher couldn't comfort the crying children, he contacted the principal and finally notified Xiao Luo.

"Brother, I don't want to go to school anymore." Diandian sighed sullenly.

Heng Heng also looked at Xiao Luo pitifully: "They are too weak, they cry every now and then, it's no fun."

Xiao Luo 囧, had no choice but to take the younger brothers back to the apartment first.

Regarding the matter of going to school, he tried to communicate with his younger brothers after that, and they all got a negative answer. Xiao Luo finally gave up and had to ask the master for help. The king replied almost instantly: Xiong Heibai is back, let him teach.

Bear black and white... Xiao Luo's memory came back, and he couldn't laugh or cry: that panda that escaped from the zoo and went to open a seafood restaurant in Sanya?And it's a pink and tender fake loli who likes to dress up, gender: male