My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiong Hei Hei has a heart to roam the world bravely, he is not willing to stay in the zoo and eat bamboo every day, so he escapes from prison as soon as he receives news from the king.

[The bite force is second only to polar bears, and is on par with brown bears. The running speed can exceed the highest speed of Liu Xiangping in the mountains at an altitude of 2000 meters. He can climb trees over 20 meters high and play with three or four wolves as cushions. Such a cruel thing actually makes a living by acting cute! 】

Diandian searched the panda's comments with her mobile phone, and found the wonderful comment above, she couldn't help but look at Xiao Luo: "Brother, do we have to be cute for a living in the future?"

"Of course not." Xiao Luo smiled a little reluctantly, and the image of a black and white fake loli wearing a pink dress lingered in his mind. Although I don't know what the king thinks, but the master never makes mistakes in his work!

When Xiong Hei Hei came, he was alone, without bringing anything. A thirteen or fourteen-year-old loli was wearing a pink sweater and dress, with a ponytail and a sweet smile on his lips. She rushed forward and hugged his waist coquettishly: "Brother Xiao Luo, where will I live in the future?"

Xiao Luo was almost caught off guard, this is a national treasure that Cheng Jing has had for many years, to put it bluntly... it is an old goblin, calling him brother, it is so shameless!

"You can live in my original apartment, it's just opposite." Anyway, more than 90.00% of his time, he lived with Ling Su, and the opposite side was used as a cover.

"Okay, thank you brother!" Xiong Hei Hei smiled and thanked, and turned to the two little tigers, showing his white and neat teeth, "Dian Dian, Heng Heng, hello, from now on I will be your master."

Diandian and Hengheng looked at each other silently, then turned to Xiao Luo together, and after getting a clear answer from their elder brother, they called obediently: "Master."

Once Xiong Baibai has settled down, he has no plans to move away. He was not happy to stay in the zoo. He can eat, drink and play here. He is very free. forget.

Xiao Luo was a little worried at the beginning, but seeing that Xiong Hei Hei taught very seriously, and the little ones were also very active in learning, he gradually saw it away. Apart from the enlightenment education, the cubs of the Yaozu have basic survival skills. The way and hunting skills are the key points, especially the training of his own ability development. This is his shortcoming, which cannot be completed in a short time.

For the arrival of Xiong Hei Hei, nothing is more gratifying than Ling Su. Finally, he doesn't have to worry about someone robbing him of his wife. Congratulations.

"Ling Xiaosu, you seem to be very happy?" The undisguised smile on the corners of the eyes and brows was too blatant.

"A little bit." Ling Su forced himself to be calm. Before Xiong Heibai came to W University, Xiao Luo spent the rest of his time with his two younger brothers except for class. Can you not be happy to return to the world of two?

"Are you going to the company this afternoon?" Seeing Lao Gong who was approaching gradually and was about to enclose him in his arms, Xiao Luo deliberately asked solemnly, "Has Su Chen's contract been drawn up?"

Su Chen was originally an entertainer of Xinghai, one of the three giants in the entertainment industry, because he had paid for director Li Wei's forbidden theme "First Love" before, which aroused dissatisfaction from Xinghai. Wang Xiaojie, who likes to poach the corners of Xinghai, is still not giving up, and has been stalking Su Chen...

When the contract was about to expire, Su Chen was really taken advantage of by Xinghai. It is not uncommon in the entertainment circle to step on the low and hold the high, but it is not long before the actor who steps on the actor Su still uses the name of little Su Chen. It's too chilling for a newcomer.

As soon as the contract expired, Su Chen didn't renew the contract with Xinghai, and didn't go to accept the olive branch from the "Old Wang next door", and went abroad for a half-month trip before returning.

On the contrary, Wu Huan was always worried, so he mentioned it in the Qiuqiu group, Xiao Luo pondered for a while, and recommended Xiaoshulin Entertainment Brokerage Company to the other party with the intention of not letting the money go to outsiders.

As a result, after going back and forth, Su Chen and Xiao Shulin saw each other right. After the contract was drawn up, it was almost time to sign the contract in a few days. Because of the special friendship between Wu Huan and Xiao Luo, and because of Su Yingdi's own strength, The conditions offered by Ling Su are quite generous.

"No hurry, Yang Liu will take care of this matter." Ling Su lowered his head slightly, grabbed the young man's lips, and drove straight in domineeringly yet gently. He continued in a low voice, "I've been hungry for several days, you have to feed me first."

"Ahem...Are you going to publicize prostitution in the daytime?" Xiao Luo pretended to be terrified and opened his eyes wide, before waiting for the other party to answer, a smile crept into the corners of his eyes, "I like this."

This whole afternoon was so wasted.

It's shameful.

At 05:30 in the evening, Xiao Luo opened his eyes in a daze, and found that Ling Su had already gotten up to prepare dinner, and was just about to get up with his hands on the side of the bed, when the ball system sounded a new message notification.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Xiao Luo, have you received the courier I sent you?

Xiao Luo: What courier?

When he and Ling Su held a wedding banquet, Ling Xuan rushed back specially and played a guest role as the host, but he disappeared the next day. I heard from the king that this unlucky child actually had to go back and face the wall and think about his mistakes. As for him What exactly did he do to offend Heaven, the king didn't want to say clearly.

Ling Xuan: The coming-of-age gift and wedding gift I owe you before.

Xiao Luo: If you don't tell me, I've already forgotten, we're all a family, why are you being so polite.

Ling Xuan: Touch the dog's head.jpg

Xiao Luo: Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!

Ling Xuan: Letter, I'll download it first.Get back in touch later.

Xiao Luo: Wait a minute!

Ling Xuan: What else?

Xiao Luo: Master, you have been locked up again, why this time?

Ling Xuan: …………………

Xiao Luo: Could it be that you were beaten badly for being a hooligan?Disfigured?

Ling Xuan: Your imagination is too barren.

Xiao Luo was silent, and used all his patience to argue with the other party, until Ling Su asked him to go to dinner, and Ling Xuan finally let go when he was at a loss.

Ling Xuan: Let me use an analogy, if you don't like Ling Su, then he's absolutely devoted to you...

Xiao Luo: This example is not good, I can't imagine it, there is no sense of substitution at all, bad review.

Ling Xuan, who was accidentally fed a meal of dog food, almost went offline and ignored him. After a while, he edited the content of the message again.

Ling Xuan: If Ling Su doesn't like you, and you are devoted to him, now there is an opportunity in front of you, and you have a one-in-two chance to achieve a win-win result, but the process may be very dangerous, with many misunderstandings, and even in the end you You will become a complete stranger with him. Do you choose to take risks or give up?

Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat, and after reading the other party's message three times, he replied.

Xiao Luo: Since the probability of success is 1/2, I will take a risk. If I give up, I will lose everything.However, bad reviews!Bad review!Bad review!Ling Xiaoxuan, you definitely have a grudge against Lizi!

Ling Xuan didn't say a word, Xiao Luo stared suspiciously at the line "the other party is inputting", after a few seconds, Ling Xuan's profile picture turned gray.

Depressed, this guy went offline directly.

"Xiao Luo, can you get up? Do you want me to help you get dressed?" Seeing that Xiao Luo hadn't responded and lay still on the bed, Ling Su knocked on the door again.

"No, I'll be right there." Joke, asking you to help?Can we have dinner later?

Xiao Luo quickly put on his clothes, stepped on his slippers, and walked out quickly. Looking at the sumptuous six dishes and one soup on the table, he smiled with crooked eyebrows and was extremely happy: My old Gong is so capable!

"Tuk-tuk--" There was a knock on the door.

He guessed that it might be that Xiong Hei Hei came to eat with Dian Dian and Heng Heng, and hurried to open the door. As soon as the door opened, he saw a strange short-looking guy in a black cloak standing at the door, holding a package.

"Hi, this is your courier, please sign for it." The other party said in a delicate voice.

Xiao Luo subconsciously used the gaze skill, and saw through the opponent's body, it turned out to be a little marmot monster.

"Who is the sender?" He didn't take the package immediately, but asked cautiously with a calm face.

The little groundhog mouse looked down at the mail box, and said, "The other party only wrote Ling Xuan."

"Okay, thank you." Xiao Luo suddenly realized that Ling Xuan was in the Demon Realm, and this was a package delivered through the gate of the Realm. Obviously this marmot was a special courier.

"You're welcome. It's a pleasure to serve you. Goodbye." The groundhog put away the receipt, bowed, and ran away.

Xiao Luojiong, fortunately he is not an ordinary person, just as he was about to close the door, the door of the opposite apartment just opened, and Xiong Heibai came over with a little bit of hesitation.

"Brother, Hengheng is hungry, do you want to eat?"

"Yeah, let's eat, come in."

"Brother, what?" Hengheng and Diandian said in unison.

Xiong Heibai stood behind the two little guys, smiling so softly and cutely.

Xiao Luo couldn't help welcoming the three of them into the door, a thought vaguely flashed in his mind: there is such a master who is good at being cute and rolling, will the younger brothers really be good at being cute in the future?

After dinner, Xiao Luo opened the courier from Ling Xuan. The package was not big, and the square box was quite heavy.

Once opened, there are three books in total, each of which is as thick as a fist, and is wrapped in a book cover, without a single word on the cover, but——

Turning to the first page, Xiao Luo almost vomited blood: The Book of Double Cultivation!

The three books are upper, middle and lower, and the paper quality is particularly exquisite. What's more, it is a Chinese-English double translation version, with a combination of text and illustrations!

To put it bluntly, aren't these three little pornographic books!

"Xiao Luo, what book did you buy?" Ling Su cleaned up the dishes and came over. He was shocked when he saw the thickness of the book, and he was even more puzzled when he saw the blushing on the young man's face. gone?"

"A gift from Ling Xiaoxuan." Xiao Luo shook his head dumbfoundingly. Just as he was about to close the book, he saw a piece of paper inside, written by Ling Xuan himself.

【Dear Fatty: Zhanxinjia! 】

Xiao Luojiong: Xiaopang, your sister, didn't you agree that you should not be called by this name anymore!

[Don't be shy, and don't doubt, these three are my re-written dual-cultivation exercises, which were originally only effective for the monster race, so I thought hard, worked hard, and worked hard to re-finish this revised version, which is absolutely effective , Invalid Guaranteed Compensation! 】

Compensation guarantee?What kind of compensation do you get?Xiao Luo was speechless and continued to look down.

【I know that you are going to make a love contract for this life and share your lifespan with Ling Xiaosu, but his lifespan is limited after all, and after you share it, the effect may not be ideal.Taking this into consideration, these three double-cultivation books are still very necessary. If you practice well, you can strengthen your body, prolong your life, and stay youthful forever.That's it, don't be too moved, come on and practice! 】

The signature is a totem of Suzaku flying high.

After reading the letter, Xiao Luo found that Ling Su had already opened one of the double cultivation books.

"Cough, that..."

"This posture is not bad, try another day?" Ling Su pointed to one of the pages in the book, and suggested sincerely.

Xiao Luo: "..."

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