My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo had been busy all night, and played three small games overnight: Let's Find Differences, Pet Dressup, and Charming Landlord Fight!

The first one to find fault, he dragged on for a few days, starting to write the code before Ling Su took him to "meet the parents", and only now came to the end.

The second one simulates the various girls' dress-up games developed by Lingsu's Xingchen Studio.

The third one is the modified version of Happy Landlords, which is quite popular on QQ, and the bet has become... Charm value!

Xiao Luo obviously wrote the code out of selfish intentions, and after the debugging was completed, it happened to be dawn, so he sent it directly to the king.

I thought that the king should not be here at the moment, but the other party replied in seconds.

King: Very diligent, did you stay up late last night?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Hmm... the night is long and I don't want to sleep.

Your Majesty: What have you done wrong?

Xiao Luo's face turned red, thanks to the hair covering his face, he didn't look so awkward.

Sorry?

I spent 798 points of love in exchange for 4000 points of charm, is it a loss?

After he escaped, for more than half an hour, his brain was in a state of severe hypoxia and difficulty in breathing. Is this considered a work-related injury?Can it be reimbursed?

When Xiao Luo was nervous, he couldn't help thinking wildly.

When he reacted, he realized that he had made a fool!

Dawang's ball system is different from QQ. After setting up the function of automatic text conversion of consciousness, all the complaints in the mind are transferred into text.

It's just that he forgot to change the automatic conversion function to manual in order to write code in a hurry!

Immediately, Xiao Luo stood up like a dead fish, lifeless.

After tens of seconds of silence, the other party sent a message.

King: Two time-limited transformation cards, secretly kissed twice?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Tears streaming down my face.jpg

Your Majesty: So, what accident happened in the middle?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I refuse to answer!

After Xiao Luo secretly modified the settings, he replied righteously.

Your Majesty: Oh, that charming Doudizhu, I reject it.

Xiao Luojiu, this is definitely public revenge, just because he didn't satisfy the other party's desire to gossip?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, you are so unkind!beep beep...

King: Few of the little guys in the group have a charm value balance of more than three digits. If you want to rob, you should change someone.

Xiao Luo is silent, thinking about it carefully, it really is the case. Once you become an Internet celebrity, your popularity will soar, and your speed will be the same as flying a plane.But the charm value is different, you can only interact with the owner, or... transfer money.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, you can send me a red envelope, it doesn't need much, just [-] to [-] charm points and love points will do.Drooling.jpg

Dawang: Little orange cat, it's already dawn.

The implication: Wake up, stop dreaming.

Xiao Luo instantly fell down listlessly, what should I do?Before he found out that he liked Ling Su, he could simply kiss the shit-shoveling officer with the attitude of brushing up his charm points, but once his mind became clear, he... struggled and hesitated in various ways.

Especially last night, that deep kiss that was so emotional that he couldn't control it, made him feel dizzy and out of state even now when he recalled it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, I seem to like someone of the same sex.

Your Majesty: Ling Su?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You know all about this?

King: Because I know everything, hmm~o(*￣▽￣*)o

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, can you tell me: what should I do to make Ling Su like me?

King: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. I have checked the game program, and the system will be updated later.

Xiao Luo nodded in confusion, what's the answer?Hey, why did the avatar turn gray!

Half a minute later, Xiao Luo bewilderedly realized that the king was indeed a one-size-fits-all existence, and he would update when he said it would be updated, and he was directly kicked out of the system, which was simply ruthless.

The sky is getting brighter.

Ling Su started to get up in a hurry.

Xiao Luo sneaked out his head and took a peek, and found that the shit shovel officer was a little abnormal today, the first time he opened his eyes, he didn't look for the cat, but——

Went to the toilet and took a shower!

After waiting patiently for more than ten minutes, he found that Ling Su's hair was slightly wet, and he was carrying a pair of freshly washed underwear to the balcony, blushing immediately.

[Sleep until dawn] The effect should not be false.

Ling Su took a cold shower, and his mind finally cleared up a bit. He seemed to have had a dream, a sex dream that was extremely sweet and ended without a problem.

In the dream, there was a young man who couldn't see his facial features clearly lying on him and teasing him in various ways. His body reacted quickly, counterattacked instantly, and chased after him. The two fell on the endless grass, entangled intimately, and he could clearly understand Feel each other's hot breath, the boy's seductive panting, the soft and creamy touch, everything is not like a dream.Suddenly, it rained heavily from the sky, and the boy disappeared inexplicably. He searched anxiously, but to no avail, and gradually lost his way...

Ling Su wasn't sure how long this dream lasted. When he woke up, he found a sticky feeling under his body, and he woke up: he was like an ascetic monk who was jokingly called by the twins of the Yang family, but he had a wet dream. .

The subject was still a teenager whose face could not be seen clearly.

The point is: same sex!

After Ling Su was silent for a while, he sent a message to the elder brother of the Ling family: Brother, when are you and sister-in-law planning to have a second child?

Ling Yan was woken up by his younger brother's text message early in the morning. After reading the content, he was inexplicable: What do you want to do?

After seriously analyzing his state, Ling Su replied concisely: I think I probably like the same sex, so I have to find a good heir in advance.

The eldest brother of the Ling family took a closer look, and instantly came to his senses: Whose child did you abduct?

Ling Su was speechless, shouldn't he be questioned at this time: Which little fairy hooked your soul! ?

Anyway, he is his own brother, how could he be buried like this!

Ling Yan didn't wait for an answer, so he simply called.

"Dinglingling~" The bell rang persistently, Ling Su came back to his senses and pressed the call button.

It just so happened that Xiao Luo ran over secretly and hid in a corner to eavesdrop.

Ling Yan: "Who is he? What's his name? How old is he? Whose child is he? Do you have a photo?"

Questions came crashing down.

Ling Su helplessly raised his forehead: "I don't know." It was just a dream, he didn't even see his face clearly.But it was precisely because of this dream that he confirmed his sexual orientation.In fact, he had doubts a long time ago, but the problem is: he neither likes girls nor boys, but like a platonic spiritual lover.

Ling Yan: "Why don't you know? Didn't you even start thinking about the heir? In other words, you plan to spend your whole life with him?"

Ling Su's brows trembled slightly, and it was the first time that he realized that his calm and calm elder brother would also turn into a chatterbox one day.

"I'll tell you when I find it. Also, don't tell grandpa and parents about this beforehand. Well, that's it. I'm dead."

Ling Su quickly cut off the call, and began to regret telling his eldest brother the matter, but the relationship between the two brothers has been very good since childhood, and he did it according to the habit. He never thought that because of such a habit, the people around him All men were listed as key observation objects by Ling Yan.

Xiao Luo eavesdropped for a while, still confused, and was about to slip away when Ling Su turned around and saw him, so——

After hesitating for three seconds, he swished and disappeared.

"Little Fatty, what are you running for?" Ling Su wondered.

After Xiao Luo hid quickly, he just received a prompt from the ball system: The update is complete, do you want to check it?

His hand speed was too fast, he clicked OK directly, and then he was stunned.

In addition to three more mini games, there is one more thing in the love value exchange area.

Directional transformation card: you can pinch your face, design your own shape, the time limit is 5 minutes, and the effects can be superimposed.

Price: 599 love value!