My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo was silent for three seconds, and then sent a message to the king to confirm.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty!Orientation transformation card, is it specially customized for me by you?Star Eyes.jpg

King: No, you are thinking too much.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Thank you, Your Majesty!Then, isn't 599 points of love a bit too high?is there a discount?

King: Knock on the head.jpg

Xiao Luo made a crying face, and wanted to continue bargaining for some benefits, but Ling Su came to him at this time, and directly gave him a bottle.

"Little fat, let's eat." The excrement shoveler said while reaching out to touch the little orange cat's fluffy head.

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded for a moment: the moment he was touched just now, his body seemed to be hit by an electric current, his whole body was numb, and he was so comfortable that he was about to pass out!

This, this is an illusion, right?

It must be because of the sequelae of his previous bad deeds.

"How stupid?" Ling Su muttered in wonder, and stroked the cat's fur again.

This time, Xiao Luo finally didn't feel the electric shock at that moment. After meowing cutely, he lowered his head and quickly sucked up the bottle.

"Little Fatty, stay here obediently. I have something to do in the morning. I will take you out to play in the afternoon."

"Meow~"

Ling Su smiled with satisfaction, turned around and went to the study.

Dragging the baby bottle, Xiao Luo slyly followed, and found that the shit shovel officer was really abnormal today: first, he didn't go out for morning exercises; second, after breakfast, he took a few bites, and then turned on the computer and started a remote video conference.

After the meeting lasted for more than an hour, Ling Su followed up with two phone calls, which seemed to be from the company, with various serious and concise tones.

Until ten o'clock in the morning, the excrement shovel officer was about finished with his business, took the sketchbook from the drawer, and started to paint and draw...

During the process of the milk powder from warming to completely cooling, Xiao Luo was always in a perverted state of pressing people closely. When he realized how embarrassing his behavior was, Ling Su just put down the pencil in his hand.

As soon as he raised his head, Ling Su saw the little orange cat hiding in the corner with half of its body exposed, and suddenly realized: No wonder he always felt that something was wrong, so he was being "surveilled"!And looking at those little eyes, it's quite resentful.

Recalling the situation between his elder brother and his younger nephew, Ling Su thought to himself: Is Xiaopang wronged?For being left out all morning?

"Little Fatty, come here." The shit shovel officer waved.

Xiao Luo's scalp was numb: I was caught peeping, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent!

Majesty: Acting like a baby, showing off cuteness, resisting stubbornly, never admitting it.

Xiao Luo was startled, he dared to love because his thoughts were too strong, his consciousness had already been converted into words and sent to the king.

It's just that Ling Su appeared so suddenly at that time, he didn't have time to quit the ball system at all.

Then, like the second idiot, he kept the chat dialog box hanging on his head, and peeked at the shit shovel officer for most of the morning.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I think I'm poisoned!

Your Majesty: The poison of lovesickness?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Thriller.jpg, my lord, your design is broken!

King: Remember I asked you before, about people, demon love, same-sex.What do you think when love is your answer?

Xiao Luo was confused, was it his illusion?Why does he feel that the king is quite supportive of his coming out?

Your Majesty: Just let nature take its course.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, you are like my master!

Your Majesty: ...manually, goodbye.

Then, the avatar decisively turned gray.

Xiao Luo was at a loss, what shocking words did he say?

"Little fat?" After waiting for a long time, before the little orange cat took the initiative to come forward, Ling Su finally walked over by himself, bent down and picked up the fuzzy furry child, and picked up the half of the milk bottle left.

It is said that raising a child is hard work, especially when the child is young, it takes a lot of thought and energy.Ling Su finally believed it!

Hit, scold?That is absolutely forbidden, and you must have enough patience and care to understand children's minds and use their thinking patterns to think about problems.

"What's so weird today? Did I do something wrong to make you angry?" The excrement shoveler asked gently.

The voice is crisp and soft, all kinds of sultry.

Xiao Luo felt that he could not help but turn into a wolf!

"Meow!" The little orange cat pretended to respond, weeping silently in her heart: You did nothing wrong, but I can't control myself, so I really want to do something discordant to you!

The fluffy paws tentatively rest on the back of the excrement shoveler's hand, moving up bit by bit...

His eyes slid from those slender, well-shaped hands with ten fingers all the way to the other's straight long legs, and the cat's ears trembled uncomfortably: last night, oh no, to be precise, this morning, he once tightly Wrapping around these long legs...

Mard's staff!Xiao Luo gave himself a paw in time, and immediately came to his senses: You can't show this kind of insanity in broad daylight.Han expression!It will scare people away!

If the king knew his thoughts, he would probably give him three words: think too much.

If Ling Su could see through the fluffy cat's face to see through the little orange cat's mind, he would probably become a genius too.

#My chubby is upset, what should I do? #Lao Luo said: Just a kiss.

"Bo——" Ling Su thought for a while, then lowered his head and kissed the little orange cat on the forehead.

The voice is so sexy, Xiao Luo almost fainted: tears flowed all over his face. jpg, my shit-shoveling officer teases me every day, if I don't do something, am I sorry for him?

"Don't be angry, the afternoon is all yours."

"Meow~"

"Little Fatty, come on, let me show you your mama."

WTF?Xiao Luo turned his head in surprise, seriously wondering if the shit shovel officer had lost his mind.

When he saw the content in the sketchbook, he almost died of brain congestion: I'm so shocked, Ling Su, you actually drew the little yellow picture in a serious manner!It's so... shameful.

Xiao Luo struggled to piece together the content: the endless prairie?Two naked males?Playing field battles.

While being hit hard, an idea flashed in his mind in vain: Ling Su likes men? !

Do straight men secretly draw pornographic pictures?

The answer must be no.

After Xiao Luo came to this conclusion, his heart jumped a little bit, he was so nervous and excited that he wanted to sing, and then——

A sudden basin of cold water poured down from the head, chilling the heart.

What did the shit shoveler say just now?Let me see you mama!

Ling Su thought he was his papa, so it was self-evident that he was so numb.

Xiao Luo's mood was halfway on a roller coaster, and he fell to the bottom of the valley in an instant. He forced himself to look at the little yellow picture with a beautiful painting style, and burst into tears: He doesn't know the person in this picture!

Which shameless little goblin stole the soul of his shit-shoveling officer!