My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

In the midst of extreme grief and indignation, Xiao Luo did something quite out of class: squatting down and peeing.

Just peed on the little yellow map.

The whole process was as swift and swift as a fleeting moment.

Just a small bubble of urine has the same effect as a few drops of water falling on the white paper, but the white paper is different from this little yellow picture with special meaning after all.

"Little Fatty!" Ling Su's voice raised a few decibels.

Xiao Luo turned around in dissatisfaction, and jumped down from the desk, so frightened that Ling Su hurried forward to stop him: the height of this table is a piece of cake for an adult cat, but for a kitten who is only over a month old It's a bit dangerous, if one breaks a bone accidentally, it will be quite troublesome.

"I haven't taught you a lesson yet, so I'm showing my face first, and I don't know who is used to it!"

"Meow——" the little orange cat struggled restlessly, no matter how hard its body twisted, it was not willing to stretch out its claws to scratch people.

"All right, all right, it's my fault, stop making trouble." Ling Su kept stroking his hair, then glanced back at the mess on the desk, and had to accept his fate, this "son" was really not that easy to raise.

"Meow?" Xiao Luo turned his head, as if asking if you know what's wrong with you?

It's a pity that the two have different ideas and cannot communicate smoothly.

"I'll take you to find Xiaoha in the afternoon, and Luo Baibai to play, are you happy? Do you know who Luo Baibai is? It's the guinea pig raised by our vice president of W..." The excrement shoveler lit up his chattering skills and started Distract the little orange cat's attention.

Ling Su remembered that the last time Xiaopang urinated anywhere, he went to the Xingchen R&D group to ask, and the answer he got was: the cat is too small and has not yet learned how to use cat litter.

In the past few days, the little orange cat has been well-behaved and sensible, rarely causing trouble for him.

Until he just--

Don't you want Ma Ma?

"Meow~" Xiao Luo responded in a face-saving way, it's not the weekend yet, is it necessary to rehearse in advance when we meet at this time?Wow, then wouldn't he be able to meet a living international famous director and double actor?Uh, no, Ling Su didn't seem to mention Coco and Wuhuan just now.

"Little Fatty, don't you want Mama?" Is this the possessiveness of the hairy kid at work?

Ling Su was not sure, and stared intently at the little orange cat. Other pets might not understand, but he knew that his chubby was very smart, so he definitely understood.

Xiao Luo understood. After a brief hesitation, he was hesitating whether to nod or shake his head, when he suddenly remembered the rule of panacea that the king said earlier: act like a baby, act cute, resist stubbornly, and refuse to admit it!

So, the little orange cat tilted its head and meowed naively.

Naobudi automatically completed the interpretation: My chubby is really possessive, in order to monopolize Papa, he actually forced him not to want Mama with death.

Xiao Luo stared at the other person's face intently, and came to a conclusion: My shit-shoveling officer must be thinking wrong again.But that's good too, at least there won't be any goblins coming to snatch him!

But he doesn't know what hidden dangers his "fighting to the death" today has left for his future.

After reaching a unified consensus, one person and one cat returned to a harmonious state. For Xiao Luo, the biggest gain was: he finally didn't have to worry about seeing the shit-shoveling officer with all kinds of fantasies and uncontrollable consciousness and ran away.

If acting coquettishly and being cute can't solve the problem, then it's hard resistance!Anyway, he is a cat now, with fur all over his face, normal people can't see through his mind.

But it's not the way to go on like this.

He can play tricks to drive away the little goblin once, but it's hard to guarantee that there won't be a second time!

The more Xiao Luo thought about it, the more he felt that this matter could not be delayed, he had to find a way to take down Ling Su as soon as possible, and let the shit shovel officer submit to his beauty!

While thinking about it, he re-clicked on the love value section of the Kickoff Ball System Mall, and moved his attention to... the directional transformation card.

The time-limited transformation card is cheap and easy to use, but the gender is random, and according to his seventh sense: This random transformed person may have a prototype, just like when he was in the Ling family before, his forefoot turned into a muscular bear If he went to make trouble with the appearance of Er, the right owner would come to the door. If he wasn't lucky, it would be a matter of minutes before he was ripped off.

Most importantly, Xiao Luo wanted to use his face to "seduce" the shit-shoveling officer openly.

However, the biggest problem is: he can't pinch his face.

After the master discovered that his talent in painting was so bad that he could paint a rose into a stone, he completely gave up developing his talent in this area.

It is said that God is fair. When you are given a skill, you will definitely take back your other talents. This is the so-called no-one is perfect.

Xiao Luo expressed deep regret for not being able to be a perfect person. After concentrating on pinching his face for a long time, he found that the face was shockingly ugly and completely unhuman, so he decided to find another shortcut.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Majesty, can you ask my master to post a photo of me?

The king didn't reply, and his profile picture was gray.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin in surprise, puzzled.

"Xiao Pang, let's eat." The excrement shoveler brought over the prepared lunch, a small plate of soaked milk cakes, and half a bottle of milk powder.

"Meow~" The little orange cat came back to his senses, and kept showing off his cuteness.

After finally knocking out the "rival in love", you have to give the shit shovel officer some benefits, right?

Xiao Luo took it for granted, Ling Su didn't care about the little yellow map that was destroyed, how could a person who didn't even see his face clearly or even know whether he existed in reality could be compared to his chubby.

"Meow~meow~meow~" The little orange cat happily ate the milk cake, its short legs were stretched on the edge of the plate, and the moment it lowered its head to take a look, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: Has he gained weight recently?

"What's the matter, Fatty?" Seeing the little orange cat suddenly stop moving, Ling Su asked in a low voice.

"Meow~" It's okay, you can step back.

Xiao Luo flicked his paw, implying that he must be delusional, it's only been a few days!

Ling Su licked the cat's head and turned to pack his things. What he didn't tell Xiaopang was that besides Bai Qingyun and Luo Qingqiu, there were two well-known public figures coming to W University this afternoon, and he also It's not just a simple meeting at the invitation of Vice President Luo.

The script that Li Wei has recently started to prepare is attracting investment, because it is a literary film involving forbidden themes, and it is very different from his previous style, and the industry does not look good about it.Even if it is a famous director who has already won an international award, it is risky to be so willful.

Ling Su's industry and investment are basically not involved in the entertainment industry. Logically speaking, it is impossible for Li Wei to find someone to invest in, but it is so coincidental, because they have a little one from LOLO pet shop at home. cute thing.

After eating the milk cake, Xiao Luo drank all the milk powder. He stood there with a round belly, and he didn't even resist when he was stuffed into the cat's backpack by the excrement shovel officer.

It's one thing to eat and drink enough, but it's another to be satisfied, especially after the king's all kinds of arrogance without saying a word and only throwing him a photo, Xiao, the genius hacker boy Luo quickly found a shortcut. After completing the face pinching plan of the deity, it will be stored flat and used when the time is right.

"Beep beep——" the message prompt sounded.

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, I saw Su Chenchen, so handsome!

Xiao Luo glanced lazily, humming in his heart: Can Ling Su be handsome?

Husky-Primary Two: Picture.jpg

Husky-Primary Two: Picture.jpg

Xiao Luo hiccupped, looked at the big high-definition profile picture of Su Chen who was taking two consecutive shots, and quickly stopped the other party. He finally understood: Erha is a screen-scraping maniac.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Dislike.jpg, looks average, but my shit-shoveling officer is more handsome.

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, there is something wrong with your aesthetics!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Can this creamy Su Chenchen compare to my Ling Xiaosu?Believe it or not, if you talk nonsense again, I will hack your system in minutes!

Husky-Xiao Er: Hey, hey, hey...friends are gone.jpg

Xiao Luo snorted, started the nine-shot continuous shooting, secretly took a lot of Ling Su's photos, and quietly uploaded them to his private photo album.

The author has something to say: King: Simple problems become complicated, the typical representative of the best negative textbook of the year-Xiao Luo!

#我有盛世美颜,Why does he turn a blind eye to it#

#For son, reject stepmother#

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