My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Ling Su said: I had a dream, I might have to find a mom for you...

Xiao Luo heard his heart beating faster and faster, and had a deafening illusion. He really wanted to ask directly: Who do you want to find?If it is someone else, I will definitely not agree!If it's the person you just dreamed about... I, I would reluctantly nod.

But he couldn't communicate freely with the shit-shoveling officer now. After opening his mouth and meowing twice, Ling Su suddenly closed his eyes and fell asleep!

WTF!You are paralyzed from sleep, get up and speak clearly!

The little orange cat frantically patted Ling Su's head, but it's a pity that the shit-shoveling officer slept like a pig.

Sure enough, he shouldn't question the [Sleep until dawn] produced by Qiuqiu System, look at the effect, it's awesome!

"Meow~" the little orange cat let out a pitiful cry, and simply put its head on Ling Su's head and closed its eyes: Forget it, it's the same if you ask after dawn.

However, at dawn, Xiao Luo opened his eyes in a daze, and found that he was lying on the pillow, and Ling Su had long since disappeared!There was his baby bottle on the pillow cabinet, more than half of the bottle was filled with milk powder, and it was warm to the touch.

#When I made up my mind to have a showdown with the excrement shoveler, the person disappeared, what should I do! #

This is probably a hint from God to him, right?The little orange cat hugged the feeding bottle and sucked it hard. His whole stomach felt warm immediately, and he also thought about it: Since God’s will, let’s do it first. At worst, when the shit-shoveling officer comes back and brings up this matter, he will struggle Come on, nod your head, earn enough popularity, and sneak into Ling Su's dream again!

"Beep beep——" Qiuqiu's new message sounded.

Xiao Luo opened it and found that it was from Ke Ke.

[Stranger] Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I am outside your balcony door, come and open the door for me~

Followed by a friend request.

After Xiao Luo confirmed the addition, he returned an OK expression, ran to the living room, and saw the colorful macaw outside the balcony fluttering its wings through the sliding door, jumping up and down like drunk.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I can't open this door, I'm sweating.jpg

Macaw-Coco: Oh, what should I do then?I can't peck it open either!

Xiao Luo 囧, belatedly remembered: Last night after actor Su's accident, Director Li Wei went to the hospital with him. These two are public figures, and it is estimated that they are both trapped in the hospital and it is inconvenient to come out.

Because of his small stature, Wu Huan easily escaped the investigation of the medical staff and squeezed into the ambulance, but Ke Ke was stopped, and finally followed Luo Baibai back to Lao Luo's apartment.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ke Ke, how did you find this place?

Where is Vice President Luo's apartment located?Xiao Luo really couldn't answer this question, the professor's apartment buildings in this area all looked exactly the same.

Macaw-Coco: When I got up in the morning to do my morning exercises, I happened to see your excrement shoveler, la la la~

It really is a diligent and smart parrot!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Keke, what do you want from me?If you're not in a hurry, I'll open the door for you when Ling Su comes back?

The macaw outside the glass sliding door suddenly bumped head-on, Xiao Luo took two steps back in fright: Could it be that he was secretly drinking?

Macaw-Coco: I ha, you just did it~ When your shit shovel officer was jogging this morning, he was chatting and laughing with a little brother...

Xiao Luo frowned instantly: What are you talking about!

Countless bad thoughts flashed through my mind one by one: I just told him a few hours ago that I was going to find Mama for him!Is it not because of him?

After careful calculation, the night before the two "abnormal" performances of his shit-shoveling officer, wasn't it the time when he secretly used his charm points!

Therefore, the "Ma Ma" Ling Su said must be him.

Is not it?

After Xiao Luo was silent for a few seconds, he began to doubt his life: Can what happened in the dream be taken seriously?Generally speaking, it was like himself, when he woke up, what dream did he have?I still remember that there were ghosts in Qing Dynasty.

So, is he being self-indulgent?

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I see that you have a lot of love value, quickly change to a time-limited transformation card, open the door, and I will take you out to play~

After adding friends in the ball system, you can see each other's balance information at the top of the dialog box.

Xiao Luo took a look, and decisively exchanged for a random transformation opportunity!If it was normal, he would definitely feel sorry for the value of love, this thing is too difficult to save, not to mention, thinking about the debt he still owes the king so far, he suddenly has all kinds of headaches.

Macaw-Coco: Ooooooh!Become a living person!Cool!Hahahahahaha, little orange cat, why are you only wearing a pair of underpants!

After Xiao Luo glanced at the blurry figure inside the glass door, he couldn't help feeling: What a fate, this time the random effect turned out to be the muscular man Xiong Er again!

He didn't talk nonsense, he directly opened the door and put Coco in, and he didn't intend to change clothes in a superfluous manner, anyway, he would be beaten back to his original shape as soon as the 5-minute time limit was up.

"This muscle is great!" The macaw landed on the muscular man's head and let out a perverted laugh, "Little orange cat, do you have any wine? Red or white is fine. If you don't have any, pineapple beer is also available." Can!"

"Ke Ke, the smell of alcohol on your body can already overwhelm people." Such a strong smell, could it be that it just crawled out of the wine jar?

Xiao Luo was helpless, Ling Su didn't seem to drink at all, right?At least in his memory, his shit-shoveling officer doesn't smoke or drink, has almost no bad habits, and has a good figure and earns money to support the family. He is simply a man who can't find a good man even with a lantern!

"I'm dizzy." The macaw hiccupped. "Little orange cat, why is your charm value negative? Is it because your shit-shoveling officer always abuses you?"

"No." Xiao Luo shook his head, Ling Su couldn't be more spoiled for the little orange cat, he didn't say what he wanted to buy, and served him three meals a day like a nanny every day, eating and drinking, and chatting to relieve boredom.

If it wasn't for this, he probably wouldn't have been tempted by Ling Su. From realizing the excellence of the other party, to the subtle inferiority complex, to the sudden realization later, he had already regarded this person as his own.

After discovering Ling Su's sexual orientation, he was ecstatic, thinking that the other party was attracted to other people, he was heartbroken, and finally waited until the moment when the will was dark and the flowers were bright, and the result——

Kill a Cheng Yaojin.

"Ke Ke, you just said, what did Ling Su do when he ran in the morning?" Xiao Luo hesitated for a moment, and asked again, Ke Ke's mind was obviously eroded by alcohol, what if it misread it?

"Eh~ talking and laughing with a little brother, and running together, ah ha ha ha! That little brother is very good-looking."

"Do you still know the way? Let's go out now—"

Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat, and he comforted himself not to be pretentious. In Ling Su's Xingchen studio, there are also several students from W University. What if they happen to be acquaintances?

The macaw flapped its wings and flew up. Perhaps it was as Xiao Luo expected. It was already drunk, and its flying posture made people feel uneasy: "Yes! My memory is good. Lao Li used to praise me a lot. coming!"

Xiao Luo looked at the countdown to the transformation, and there were three and a half minutes left, so he hurriedly called the macaw to the door of the room, preparing to open the door in advance, and then go out after transforming back to its original form.

"Hush! Someone is coming." Ke Ke flew to the door one step faster, and suddenly gestured to Xiao Luo.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, find a place to hide quickly, so that no one can discover your identity!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What happens if you find out?

Xiao Luo originally planned that if the person Ling Su was determined to find happened to be him, he would simply show his cards. There was a directional transformation stuck, and it would be very convenient to change back to human form and communicate with him. With the courage and insight of the official, there is always a 50.00% chance that he will not be handed over to the country, right?

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, you must not have read the group rules in the King's Harem group!It was written above that if ordinary humans find out that we can transform into a human form through special props, we will be deprived of the ball system for life!

so serious?

Xiao Luo was startled, and immediately turned around and ran to the bedroom. If Ling Su came back, he should go to work in the study, oh no, he might also come to the little orange cat to check if he has had breakfast obediently?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ke Ke, what about you?

Macaw-Coco: Don't worry about me, if your shit-shoveling officer comes back and wants to find you, I can stand by for you for a while!

Xiao Luo was so moved immediately, this is true friendship!

Macaw-Coco: The little orange cat doesn't know where the wine is, but your excrement shoveler must know, ah ha ha ha...

Xiao Luojiong: Bai was touched.

This muscular man is too big, he definitely can't fit it under the bed, what about in the closet?

Just as he was about to drill into the closet, he heard the sound of the door opening from outside, and hearing this sound, Ling Su was not the only one who came back.

"Senior Ling, I'm really sorry that I caused you trouble when we met for the first time."

This was a very small white flower's voice, and it didn't match up with any of Ling Su's little friends in Xiao Luo's impression, so the movement of hiding was interrupted, and he moved lightly towards the door of the room, just in time I heard Ling Su say: "It's okay, just be careful."

The voice is actually quite gentle!Xiao Luo suddenly felt sour in his heart.

At the same time, the macaw Coco's loud voice rang out: "Surprise!" Not to mention, the pronunciation is quite standard, with an authentic London accent.

The person who had just entered the door was obviously taken aback. The little brother who was marked by Xiao Luo as a little white flower almost threw himself into Ling Su's arms. At the critical moment, the excrement shovel officer, who had been an emotional insulator for many years, instinctively moved a step to the side, causing people to jump. The atmosphere is unavoidably awkward.

Xiao Luo didn't see it with his own eyes, but he heard the exaggerated laughter of the macaw: "Ahahaha, what a beautiful white lotus~"

"Ke Ke, why are you here?" Ling Su didn't notice anything wrong with his behavior, turned around and asked the macaw, "Little Fatty let you in?"