My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Ling Su glanced in the direction of the balcony, the sliding glass door was closed, and the little orange cat couldn't open it even with his stamina.

"Senior Ling, is this your parrot?"

Xiao Baihua's voice sounded again, Xiao Luo finally had the courage to take a glance outside, this look, almost rushed out directly: Where did this guy come from!Why does it look somewhat similar to his real deity?

The same thin body of a teenager, just over 1.7 meters tall, with white and tender skin, handsome features, a pair of round and big apricot tears glistening, when looking at the macaw, there is a bit of timidity and fear in his eyes, A proper posture of a weak dodder flower!

"Ahahahahaha!" The macaw flapped its wings and flew recklessly, looking like a drunkard, "I~ just quietly~ look at you~pretend~ never~break you burp~”

Xiao Luojiong: Uncle Ke Ke, your words are out of tune.

"It's not from my family." Ling Su shook his head, his chubby is well-behaved and sensible, so he won't drink like crazy.

Xiao Baihua looked relieved, supported the wall, and said weakly: "Senior Ling, this parrot looks so scary, can you help me over there?"

Tsk tsk, smelly shameless!Xiao Luo dissatisfiedly slandered, if Ling Su dared to help, let his bed experience what it means to be "water flooding the golden mountain" tonight!

"Can you not bite people?" Ling Su opened his eyes and said nonsense, don't bite people?Yes, it likes to peck and grab people. Huang Yan, who was almost disfigured last night, definitely knows it!

"My foot hurts..." Xiao Baihua looked at Ling Su pitifully, "I walked all the way just now, and the wound seems to be open."

"Well, then you can go over with your support against the wall, and I'll go find Xiaopang." Ling Su nodded, without the slightest hint of sympathy.

Xiao Luo eavesdropped in the corner, almost laughing out loud: I must give my shit-shoveling officer 32 likes!

So what Ke Ke said earlier when Ling Su was jogging in the morning had a great chat with a little brother, talking and laughing is definitely... drunk, and blind!

but--

Shit shovel officer, wait a second!Don't come here now!

Xiao Luo was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, there was still 1 minute left in the countdown for transformation!what to do?

"Xiao Su, where's the wine?" At the critical moment, Cocoa is still powerful.

The macaw flickered to the ground, and jumped in front of Ling Su in a drifting posture. Mung bean's small eyes stared at the person closely, with an appearance of "I won't let you go until you hand over the wine".

After all, it is director Li Wei's pet, and he is also a chubby friend of his family. Instead of looking at the monk's face and the Buddha's face, Ling Su could only patiently say: "Ke Ke, I really don't have any wine here, I will bring you some wine later. Go to Director Li and ask him to buy you wine?"

"Oh NO~" The macaw flapped its wings desperately, taking full advantage of the high altitude, blocking Ling Su, but refusing to get out of the way.

Ling Su had no choice but to call the little orange cat in the direction of the bedroom: "Xiao Pang, I'm back, come out quickly."

Xiao Luo stared at the countdown, he didn't dare to say anything, he was not stupid, if he pretended to meow the little orange cat right now, he would definitely show his flaws, so he just pretended to be dead to the end, since there was only half a minute left anyway.

"Hey, Senior Ling, is there someone hiding in your room?" Xiao Baihua suddenly said with a look of surprise, as if she really saw someone in the bedroom.

Xiao Luo secretly thought it was terrible, he stood on the spot and didn't dare to move, for fear that he would make some noise when he was in a hurry.

"Is there someone?" Ling Su turned to look at Xiao Bai Hua suspiciously, "How is that possible?"

He met this young elementary school boy by accident when he was jogging in the morning. Because those big black and white eyes were a bit like the person in his dream, so he took a second look, and the other person was pleasantly surprised. He ran up to strike up a conversation, claiming to be his fan.

As the saying goes, if you reach out and don't hit a smiling face, Ling Su's attitude towards his juniors is not very approachable, but there are still basic politeness.

It also caused the scene of "talking and laughing" in Coco's eyes.

Originally, after the morning run, the two of them should go back to their respective homes, but it was so unfortunate that Ling Su was bumped by someone, directly implicating the elementary school boy who was following him, and he stepped on his foot ankle……

The infirmary hadn't opened yet, and it was far away. Ling Su saw the teary eyes of the primary school boy, and held back his tears to look at him nervously. In turn, he was still apologizing, not just Which tendon suddenly made a mistake and brought the person back.

The little orange cat didn't respond, Ling Su only thought that the furry child was still sleeping, and turned around to bargain with the macaw: "Ke Ke, let me go, otherwise, I will tell your old Li right now that you are secretly drinking."

"Bad guy! Bad guy! Big bad guy!" The macaw fluttered its wings, but stood firmly in the way and refused to give way.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, how much time do you have?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The last three seconds.

Macaw-Coco: OK~

"Ling Su is a villain~ hiccup!" Coco hiccupped pretendingly, and obediently let him go.

"Senior Ling, this parrot looks like it has grown into a spirit. It's so smart that it's outrageous." Junior White Flower glanced at the macaw meaningfully.

Ling Su responded indifferently, and had no intention of explaining. The pets from LOLO Pet Shop are basically smarter. This point is well known to insiders, and it is inevitable for outsiders to be curious.

He changed the subject without a trace: "I'll go get the medicine box."

"Smart! I'm just so smart~" Ke Ke flew back and forth with a loud voice, and almost flew over Xiaobai Hua's head several times, causing the other party to turn pale with fright.

"Ke Ke, where's Fatty?" At least he was a junior who was injured because of his fault, Ling Su was also embarrassed to see Ke Ke bullying others.

"Ahahaha... I don't know." Ke Ke landed on the sofa and quietly sent a message to Xiao Luo.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, you can come out now.

Now that Xiao Luo has passed the transformation time smoothly, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, shook his paws, and walked out of the bedroom slowly, pretending.

"Meow~" the little orange cat let out a soft cry, all kinds of cuteness.

"Little Fatty, are you awake?" As soon as Ling Su took out the medicine box, he found the little orange cat walked into the living room, staring intently at the elementary school boy.

"Meow!" Xiao Luo frowned in an instant, roaring from his throat: Where did the monster come from!

The king said that the cat's eyes are psychic, and he can see the malicious luck entangled in human beings, but now, he sees that the little white flower brought back by the shit-shoveling officer is wrapped in a cloud of black mist, which is faintly visible. It was far away, so he didn't notice it, and only after walking in did he realize: This is probably not a normal human being at all!

"Little Fatty?" Ling Su was taken aback for a moment, seeing the posture of the little orange cat, it was clearly incompatible with the elementary school boy, and they were at odds!

"Senior Ling, your cat..." Xiao Baihua looked at Ling Su innocently, with a hesitant expression clearly saying: What's the matter with this cat?How can you be so unfriendly to people?

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, what's wrong with you?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: This guy is not a normal human being.

Xiao Luo dared to say that, half relying on eyes, half relying on intuition, he did not believe that there would be such a coincidence in the world, he had only dreamed of going to Ling Su to brush his charm points the night before, his shit-shoveling officer was in turmoil, Then when I went out early in the morning, I met a boy who looked somewhat similar to him.

There must be a conspiracy!

In a daze, Xiao Luo thought of his "cause of death", so he quickly sent a message to the king for help.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty!I have a new discovery. A person who looks very similar to me has come to seduce my shit-shoveling officer. He is covered in black air all over his body. Is this a legendary monster?

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg

Orange cat-Xiao Luo, my lord, is this an automatic reply?

King: No, I am used to it.smile.jpg

Xiao Luo is confused, so in your old man's eyes, I look like a dog's head, don't you?

King: Send me the coordinates, and I'll send someone to clean it up right away.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Oh.

Xiao Luo obediently sent the location, and wanted to ask who the king sent, but the other party's profile picture had already turned gray.

"Little fat, what's the matter?" Ling Su wondered, the little orange cat has always been very good, even when facing strangers, it is basically friendly, so——

The problem lies with the elementary school brother?

"Meow~" Xiao Luo tried hard to stand in front of Ling Su, for fear that the monsters on the opposite side would suddenly attack him, but he was too small, and the shit-shoveling officer only thought of him as Xiaopang and still refused to allow anyone to intervene in their world of one person and one cat, There will be such a strong reaction.

"Okay, don't be angry, I won't break my promise to you, don't worry." Because of the presence of outsiders, it is inconvenient for Ling Su to speak too clearly.

But the little orange cat understood, and couldn't help being annoyed: Oh NO!That's not the case, I have nothing against you finding a mom for me!It's just that you must not look for people outside, it's not safe!

"Senior Ling, I'm sorry, did I cause you trouble?" Seeing that the situation was not right, Xiao Baihua quickly took the initiative to blame herself, holding back her tears while talking, looking really embarrassed blame him.

After being silent for a few seconds, Ling Su said, "There is disinfectant in the medicine box. You can treat the wound yourself first. I'll call and have someone take you to the hospital."

"No, it doesn't need to be so troublesome, it's just a little injury." Xiao Baihua hurriedly shook her head, saying no, but deliberately rolled up her trousers with her hands, revealing a small section of white and tender skin, because the skin is too white, then A wound that was scratched and bleeding looked particularly shocking!

"Ahahahaha, it hurts so much! It hurts so much! Senior Ling, I'm fine, don't blame yourself..." The macaw digested the message sent to it by the little orange cat. Read the other party's lines first.

It's just that the effect of a comedian acting in a tragic drama is a bit eye-catching after all.

Xiao Luo couldn't help covering his face: Uncle Keke, you are really a genius.