My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The king took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.

Taking advantage of the position, Xiao Luo took a sneak peek and found that the phone looks very similar to the iPhone 9 that Ling Su bought for him.

The name of the note being dialed is displayed on the screen: Master Qingfeng [Human].

"I'm at W University, come over here and bring the demon refining pot."

Just one sentence, after finishing speaking, the phone hung up directly.

If it was someone else, it might give people a very rude feeling, but this "person" is a king!so--

Xiao Luo instantly turned into a fanboy, and felt that the king under the skin of his baby face was so cold and mighty!

"My lord, please, don't make the demon pot!" Xiao Baihua covered her swollen face, knelt and stepped forward, crying, "I didn't do anything, and I didn't have time to do anything!"

"Meow!" So you originally wanted to hurt my shit-shoveling officer, but you didn't have a chance!

Xiao Luo was angry, Ling Su is his man, no one is allowed to snatch it!Humans can't do it, and neither can monsters.

"If you don't want to be refined, just tell the truth. My patience is very limited." The king lowered his head and fiddled with the phone, talking casually.

Xiao Baihua showed hesitation, obviously caught in a strong struggle.

It seems that the master behind this monster is terrible.After Xiao Luo came to the conclusion silently, he turned his head to see what the king was doing with the phone, and he was immediately confused.

"Big Brother, Master was captured by a monster!" A TV series with a long history was playing on the phone screen.

Xiao Luo blinked in disbelief, yes, he read it right, isn't this the "Journey to the West", one of the four famous novels that would be played repeatedly on TV every summer vacation when he was a child!It is still the classic version of Liu Xiao Ling Tong.

"Meow?" The little orange cat raised its paw, hesitated, and finally stretched out to block the phone screen, and looked at the king with accusation: At such a serious and critical moment, you are actually watching "Journey to the West"!

"It will take about 10 minutes for Qingfeng to come over, don't worry, little guy." The king gently pushed the cat's paw away without raising his head.

Xiao Luojiong: Your Majesty, this is really not the point!The problem is, your old man's character design has completely collapsed, okay?

He doesn't have a very tall male god face, nor does he have a model body with a height of 1.8 meters and above, these are not important, the real connotation of a big guy is the momentum!Xiao Luo said this to himself, and it turned out——

Just now, the front was full of majesty and momentum, and in a blink of an eye, the king transformed into an otaku who loves to watch TV dramas! ?

"Meow ~" The little orange cat turned the disillusioned resentment of the idol image into an angry growl, and decisively stretched out its paw again to pause the video.

The king reluctantly stuffed the phone back into his pocket, and gently tapped the little orange cat's head with his index finger: "What do you want to do?"

Xiao Luo clicked on the friend column of the kick-off system, found the profile picture of the king, and continued to send messages there.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Why are you such a king!Hammer and cry.jpg

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg

Xiao Luo raised his eyes to look at the baby's face that was close at hand, and found that the other party was staring at him quietly. He couldn't help but feel a little guilty, but he still had the courage to ask for favors.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: In order to make up for my spiritual loss, you have to send me a red envelope!

Your Majesty: Where did you get the mental loss?Looking for a fight?

If it was before, and he had never seen the king's true face, Xiao Luo might have been scared to death when he saw this line of writing, but now...

Facing this innocent and harmless baby face, who seemed to be born with a smile, he decisively lost his courage.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You have ruined my image of a wise and mighty king!You are an otaku!

King:  …

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The red envelope needs to contain at least [-] to [-] love points to make up for my trauma!

King: [Gong Xi Fa Cai, good luck]

what!Really?Xiao Luo opened his mouth in surprise, originally he was just robbing casually, but he didn't expect the king to be so easy to talk.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What?.jpg

Xiao Luo opened it excitedly, and when he saw it, he almost spurted blood: +250 Popularity Points, +250 Charm Points, +250 Love Points!

Isn't this scolding him!

King: If you play tricks on me again, your hair will be shaved and thrown into the trash.I guarantee that your shit-shoveling officer will never find you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Panic.jpg, I was wrong, you are still so tall, mighty and domineering!

The king didn't reply, took out his phone and continued watching "Journey to the West".

Xiao Luo leaned over aggrievedly, and watched together.

However, the video did not play for a long time before it was suspended.

"My lord, I'll recruit." Xiao Baihua said softly, as if she had finally made up her mind.

"Say." The king stuffed the phone back into his pocket with a regretful face.

Xiao Luo unexpectedly discovered: After Xiao Baihua stood up, she slowly shed the human skin, turning into a misty black ball, a ball of mist the size of a football, extremely dense, almost condensed into a solid body, And the skin bag he discarded aside also turned into a puddle of water, which was quickly absorbed by the ground.

It really is a monster, it looks so dark, no wonder the little white flower he saw before was covered with a faint black energy.

"This is a dream-eating beast. It originally practiced eating human dreams to purify the negative emotions generated in the dreams. It is a little monster with a good nature." The king explained unhurriedly.

Xiao Luo understood clearly, after making contact with each other, he immediately guessed the general reason of the matter: the reason why the dream-eating beast transformed into this appearance was probably related to Ling Su's dream.

The voice of the dream-eating beast trembled slightly, obviously still in fear: "In the early morning of this morning, a big monster found me and asked me to seduce that human being. If I succeed, I can get a hundred years of cultivation. If I don't agree , he just wiped me out. I was also forced to make such a bad move..."

"Big monster?" The king asked in a flat tone.

The dream-eating beast nodded fearfully: "The aura on him is quite astonishing. Although I didn't see his appearance clearly, I know that he is not his opponent. However, if you go out personally, Your Majesty, you will definitely be able to take him down with ease."

Ling Su was being followed by a big monster?Xiao Luo raised his whole heart, and almost forgot to breathe so nervously, the dream eater said that the king can finish the big demon, but the king didn't say anything!

Just when the little orange cat was about to lose control and was about to continue harassing the king, a familiar voice came.

"Big lazy cat, can you not set up an enchantment with such a high defense coefficient next time, I almost can't get in."

Xiao Luo's ears trembled, and he immediately accurately caught the direction of the sound, and turned his head to see: a handsome, mature and charming uncle's face came into sight.

"Meow~" the little orange cat greeted cheerfully.

Daoist Qingfeng walked like a gust of wind, and in the blink of an eye, he moved in front of Xiao Luo, touched the little orange cat's head enthusiastically, and said brazenly: "Xiao Luo, are you happy to see Master coming?"

"Meow!" Xiao Luo nodded hastily. At first he thought that the king and the master were the same person, but now that the king and Daoist Qingfeng were on the same screen, he slowly corrected his thinking: the two are the same at first glance. Old friend, the relationship between Master and Your Majesty is very good.

"Get down to business." The king glanced at Daoist Qingfeng without changing his expression, the latter froze, and retracted his hand that wanted to lick the cat without a trace.

"My lord, you promised me that you don't need to refine the demon pot!" The dream-eating beast trembled with fright when it saw Daoist Qingfeng. For the sake of it, the king may not kill them all, but what about this vicious Taoist priest?

The dream-eating beast dare not imagine, even the little monsters are afraid of the demon catcher.

"The demon refining pot, I brought it, do you want to use it?" Taoist Qingfeng turned his head and asked the king. He still knew what kind of monster the dream-eating beast was. You can crush his head to death, there is absolutely no need for him to make a trip.

"You take him back to the Zongmen first, send him to the Demon Locking Tower, and lock him up for three or two months."

"That's it..." Daoist Qingfeng was quite regretful, but he had to do as he pleased.

The Demon Locking Tower, the Demon Refining Pot, the Zongmen... Xiao Luo listened quietly, and always felt that these things seem to be familiar. Well, it is probably because there are too many TV dramas.

"Thank you, my lord!" As soon as he heard that he didn't need to enter the demon refining pot, the Dream Eater immediately thanked him repeatedly, and left with Daoist Qingfeng.

Before leaving, Daoist Qingfeng reluctantly looked at the little orange cat: "Xiao Luo, I'll go first, let's get together next time."

Without waiting for Xiao Luo to nod his head, the king threw out two words rather shamelessly: "Go away."

"Hey, you really have no conscience, just throw it away when you're done using it!" Qingfeng Daochang pretended to complain, and without waiting for the king to say anything, he grabbed the dream-eating beast and ran away quickly.

It's really running.

It's a very ugly way of running.

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded. He clearly remembered that when he was in the Ling family last time, Grandpa Ling had to rely on his connections to invite an expert. When he appeared on the stage, he was a helicopter plus bodyguards. .

And now-

An expert is like a younger brother in front of the king.

"Meow!" Master, why did your avatar collapse!

In contrast, the fact that Da Wang just likes to follow dramas is really a big deal.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, I want to take back what I just said, your image in my mind has always been mighty, domineering and tall!Absolutely no crash.

Dawang: [Sycophant, the bounty for you]

Huh?Another red envelope!

Xiao Luo opened his eyes wide in surprise, but because of the previous precedent of three 250s, he didn't dare to have too much hope this time.

Click to open it, and thank you very calmly, and then, look again, damn it! !

+10000 love value!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Thank you boss.jpg

Xiao Luo was so excited that he almost fell off the king's shoulders. There is a lot of love, and it feels like he has turned into a millionaire immediately. He is so happy!

"Don't be too happy. Your shit-shoveling officer has already been targeted. I gave you so much love so that you have enough ability to protect him." The king patted the cat's head, turned and walked back.

"Meow?" Xiao Luo returned rationally in an instant. He didn't forget what the Dream Eater said before, but if he only had love value, he would at most have a chance to randomly transform into a human form, and then what?

"All the randomly transformed figures have special skills, you little guy must have not looked carefully."

WTF!There is such a thing?