My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute
Chapter 35 The King Comes to Patrol the Mountain
Because of Coco's trouble, Xiao Baihua swallowed back what she wanted to say, and looked at the macaw with a constipated expression of eating flies.
"Ahahahaha... idiot! Idiot!"
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Like it.
Macaw-Coco: Pounding the ground and laughing.jpg, my dad is Li Wei, what kind of human being I have never seen before!
Hey, you finally admit that director Li Wei is your daddy, not some heartless guy.
"Senior Ling, I, I'd better go first." Xiao Baihua glanced at Ling Su aggrievedly, "I'm really happy to meet senior today, but coming here rashly caused unnecessary trouble. It was not my intention. I hope that when we meet next time, everything will be fine."
"Let's go slowly~" Ling Su hadn't opened his mouth yet, but Ke Ke interrupted again.
Xiao Luo watched silently, and suppressed a smile. He was sure that before this, Ke Ke would definitely help Director Li Wei block a lot of rotten love affairs. Otherwise, how could this line be so slippery?
"You!" Xiao Baihua was so angry that she burst into tears.
"Ahahahaha!" It was this devilish laughter again.
Seeing that one person and one bird were about to fight, Ling Su finally said mercifully: "Wait a moment, the people I arranged will arrive soon, and will take you to the hospital later."
"No, you don't need to be so troublesome. A little injury is not a problem." Xiao Baihua shook her head again and again and stood up, staggered and almost fell, "Ah!"
This affectionate low chant fully interprets the essence of "a disabled body and a strong mind", and people can't help but applaud after watching it!
In fact, apart from Ling Su, Xiao Luo and Ke Ke applauded respectfully.
"Don't cry, stand up and continue masturbating~"
"Meow woo woo—"
Xiao Baihua was so embarrassed that she couldn't help herself: What the hell is going on!Ling Su, who was his main attack target, was like a blind man watching a play from beginning to end, without any reaction at all.On the contrary, the parrot and the little orange cat next to each other were watching all kinds of jokes, and they were almost pissed off.
"You, sit down first." Ling Su said blankly. He is not stupid. For this sake, how could he not see that the other party is acting? Bring it back?
According to common sense, he would definitely send his elementary school boy to the hospital as soon as possible, so as to save a lot of follow-up troubles and prevent a stranger from easily stepping into his apartment.
Somewhere, there seemed to be an invisible force that reversed his behavior.
After realizing this, Ling Su naturally no longer has any good feelings for this dodder-like elementary school boy, especially... Xiaopang really hates him.
"I..." Xiao Baihua wanted to say something more, when the knock on the door suddenly rang.
"The person who picked you up is here." Ling Su went to open the door, thinking that it was the two brothers Yang Liu and Yang Bai, but when the door opened, he found a strange face.
A young man with a baby face was wearing a crisp casual outfit, with a shoulder bag on his shoulder, smiling brightly: "Hi, I'm here to pick up my brother."
"Your brother?" Ling Su was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the other party might be referring to the elementary school boy who came back with him, "Please come in."
The baby-faced youth thanked him politely, and went straight to the little white flower sitting on the sofa, with the same smile on his face: "Hua Hua, come with me."
The name Huahua... is really down to earth.
Xiao Baihua's face turned miserable in an instant, and she wanted to open her mouth to call for help, but her body suddenly lost control, and she couldn't say anything, cold sweat broke out on her back in anxiety, and she looked at Ling Su with begging eyes, her expression was hesitant to speak.
Ling Su didn't say a word, he was secretly looking at the two people, carefully looking at their outlines and facial features, they were somewhat similar.
"Meow~" After Xiao Luo entered the door from the baby-faced youth, his eyes were glued to the other party: Is this the rescuer sent by the king?It seems that he is very weak, but it gives him a feeling that this person is unfathomable!
Like... the king! ?
"Meow~" The little orange cat jumped up excitedly, hugged the trousers of the baby-faced youth, and rubbed them affectionately.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, is that you?You came to see me, didn't you?
The king's portrait is gray.
"Little orange cat, pet the dog's head." The baby-faced youth squatted down, smiled and stroked the cat's head.
Ling Su was completely dumbfounded: Why does my cat act like a baby to a stranger!
"This cat, I took him for a while when I was at LOLO Pet Shop." The baby-faced youth explained with a smile.
Ling Su Maosai suddenly realized: So that's it, it seems that his Xiaopang is still a very nostalgic and conscientious cat.
"Meow!" King!King!
"It's been a while, remember me?" The king picked up the little orange cat and put it on his shoulder.
Seeing this posture, Ling Su couldn't help worrying: What if Xiaopang falls off?
Pitiful for all the uneasiness of being a father, but the "son" is heartless.
"Meow~" King, your acting is too fake, you should learn from Ke Ke!
The little orange cat acted like a baby in various ways, not worried at all that she would fall into a puddle of mud.
"Hua Hua, let's go." The king turned his head with a smile, looking at Xiao Bai Hua calmly, his tone was obviously understatement, but it carried an irresistible force.
The trembling little white flower stood up in fear. At this moment, he couldn't even move his neck. He just lowered his head and followed obediently like a child who did something wrong. He didn't see the pain when he was walking. , walking like the wind, and his quick movements are astounding.
"Wait a moment." Just as the two stepped out of the door of the apartment, Ling Su suddenly said.
A gleam of hope suddenly flashed in Xiao Baihua's heart, but soon, a basin of cold water poured down, extinguishing his fantasy.
"Please return the cat to me first," Ling Su said.
After the king nodded slightly, he looked at the little orange cat sitting on his shoulder with a smile: "Little guy, what do you say?"
Xiao Luo thought to himself, the king himself finally appeared once, how could such a good opportunity be easily let go!I have to be coquettish, show off and roll around asking for welfare!
So he unswervingly used all four legs together, tightly hugging the clothes of the baby-faced youth: "Meow~"
Ling Su: Confused.jpg
Xiaopang actually left him as his master and wanted to run away with someone!
"Little fat?" The excrement shovel officer looked at the resolute little orange cat in a dying state, and his heart was bleeding silently: Am I not good enough for you, son?
"Meow~woo!" Xiao Luo was stunned: Did my excrement shoveler make up some sinkhole again?Why are you looking at me with such a heartbroken expression?
"After half an hour, I will send him back. I will take Huahua away first." The king looked at the communication between the person and the cat calmly, and finally turned around with a smile, leaving no room for Ling Su to refuse. .
Little White Flower hurriedly followed.
Ling Su stood there with a particularly complicated mood, watching the two and one cat leave, and it took him a long time to recover.
"Xiao Su, have you been robbed of your wife?" The macaw flapped its wings and floated up and down, its ecstasy loud voice could almost shake the dust off the ceiling. Obviously, this one didn't realize that it took Xiao Su away. There was something abnormal about the white-flowered baby-faced youth, and the other party mentioned LOLO Pet Xuan, so he didn't doubt it anymore.
There is not only one "shopkeeper" in that wonderful and mysterious pet shop, and almost every quarter changes a person on duty.
Ling Su was silent for a few seconds, and choked out a few words: "My son ran away with someone."
He took care of the little orange cat patiently and patiently like his son, but as soon as the unconscionable son saw the former breeder, he abandoned him as a shit-shoveling officer. It couldn't be more cruel!
"Sorrow and change." The macaw flapped its wings, answered the sentence in a decent manner, and suddenly realized, "I'll follow to see."
"Let's go together." Ling Su revived with full blood in an instant, and he hadn't gone far. It shouldn't be a problem to keep up now. The most important thing is, even if that baby-faced young man was the former breeder of LOLO Pet Xuan, how could he Do you believe that the other party will not bully Xiaopang?
His Xiaopang is such a small group, he can't bear any harm at all.
"Let's go!" Coco flew over first.
Ling Su closed the door and chased him out.
The area around the professor's apartment building in W University has a very high rate of green coverage. After turning left and right, the figure disappeared immediately, which is not unusual at all.
Xiao Luo clearly noticed that the wind in his ears was getting stronger and the king was walking faster and faster. Although the surroundings were still familiar, they gave people a completely different feeling.
"Meow!" Your Majesty, where are you taking the monster?
"It's here, let's just stay here. It's too far away, and if we go back later, there will be too little time."
The king stopped in his tracks, and the little white flower who was a few steps away behind him also stopped timidly, with his head lowered, tears streaming down his face.
"My lord, have mercy!" Xiao Baihua knelt down with a plop.
The little orange cat sat on the king's shoulders, taking advantage of the geographical advantage, looking down at the mass of black air that was getting thicker and thicker on the ground. Although he was a little scared, he immediately calmed down when he thought of the omnipotent Dawang town. .
"Meow~" Who are you?Why did you seduce my shit-shoveling officer!
Xiaobaihua obviously couldn't understand what the little orange cat was saying, the hair on his forehead was already soaked with sweat, and tears were dripping from his red eyes, looking very miserable.
The king was unmoved at all, and said slowly, "Who ordered you to come?"
The little orange cat pricked up its ears seriously, standing side by side with its short legs, and said in its heart: As expected of a king at the level of a big brother, this opening has a completely different aura!It is very worth learning by the general public.
The masses specifically refer to: cats that have not been weaned.
"No, no one instructed me, the breath of that human being is so delicious, I couldn't help it..." Xiao Baihua opened her mouth with flickering eyes, before she finished speaking, she was slapped hard by a strong wind , the body fell to the side, revealing half of his swollen face.
Xiao Luo trembled subconsciously: Tsk, it hurts just looking at it.
"You are lying." The king's eyes were as calm as water, and after coming to a conclusion lightly, he took out his mobile phone.
"Ahahahaha... idiot! Idiot!"
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Like it.
Macaw-Coco: Pounding the ground and laughing.jpg, my dad is Li Wei, what kind of human being I have never seen before!
Hey, you finally admit that director Li Wei is your daddy, not some heartless guy.
"Senior Ling, I, I'd better go first." Xiao Baihua glanced at Ling Su aggrievedly, "I'm really happy to meet senior today, but coming here rashly caused unnecessary trouble. It was not my intention. I hope that when we meet next time, everything will be fine."
"Let's go slowly~" Ling Su hadn't opened his mouth yet, but Ke Ke interrupted again.
Xiao Luo watched silently, and suppressed a smile. He was sure that before this, Ke Ke would definitely help Director Li Wei block a lot of rotten love affairs. Otherwise, how could this line be so slippery?
"You!" Xiao Baihua was so angry that she burst into tears.
"Ahahahaha!" It was this devilish laughter again.
Seeing that one person and one bird were about to fight, Ling Su finally said mercifully: "Wait a moment, the people I arranged will arrive soon, and will take you to the hospital later."
"No, you don't need to be so troublesome. A little injury is not a problem." Xiao Baihua shook her head again and again and stood up, staggered and almost fell, "Ah!"
This affectionate low chant fully interprets the essence of "a disabled body and a strong mind", and people can't help but applaud after watching it!
In fact, apart from Ling Su, Xiao Luo and Ke Ke applauded respectfully.
"Don't cry, stand up and continue masturbating~"
"Meow woo woo—"
Xiao Baihua was so embarrassed that she couldn't help herself: What the hell is going on!Ling Su, who was his main attack target, was like a blind man watching a play from beginning to end, without any reaction at all.On the contrary, the parrot and the little orange cat next to each other were watching all kinds of jokes, and they were almost pissed off.
"You, sit down first." Ling Su said blankly. He is not stupid. For this sake, how could he not see that the other party is acting? Bring it back?
According to common sense, he would definitely send his elementary school boy to the hospital as soon as possible, so as to save a lot of follow-up troubles and prevent a stranger from easily stepping into his apartment.
Somewhere, there seemed to be an invisible force that reversed his behavior.
After realizing this, Ling Su naturally no longer has any good feelings for this dodder-like elementary school boy, especially... Xiaopang really hates him.
"I..." Xiao Baihua wanted to say something more, when the knock on the door suddenly rang.
"The person who picked you up is here." Ling Su went to open the door, thinking that it was the two brothers Yang Liu and Yang Bai, but when the door opened, he found a strange face.
A young man with a baby face was wearing a crisp casual outfit, with a shoulder bag on his shoulder, smiling brightly: "Hi, I'm here to pick up my brother."
"Your brother?" Ling Su was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the other party might be referring to the elementary school boy who came back with him, "Please come in."
The baby-faced youth thanked him politely, and went straight to the little white flower sitting on the sofa, with the same smile on his face: "Hua Hua, come with me."
The name Huahua... is really down to earth.
Xiao Baihua's face turned miserable in an instant, and she wanted to open her mouth to call for help, but her body suddenly lost control, and she couldn't say anything, cold sweat broke out on her back in anxiety, and she looked at Ling Su with begging eyes, her expression was hesitant to speak.
Ling Su didn't say a word, he was secretly looking at the two people, carefully looking at their outlines and facial features, they were somewhat similar.
"Meow~" After Xiao Luo entered the door from the baby-faced youth, his eyes were glued to the other party: Is this the rescuer sent by the king?It seems that he is very weak, but it gives him a feeling that this person is unfathomable!
Like... the king! ?
"Meow~" The little orange cat jumped up excitedly, hugged the trousers of the baby-faced youth, and rubbed them affectionately.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, is that you?You came to see me, didn't you?
The king's portrait is gray.
"Little orange cat, pet the dog's head." The baby-faced youth squatted down, smiled and stroked the cat's head.
Ling Su was completely dumbfounded: Why does my cat act like a baby to a stranger!
"This cat, I took him for a while when I was at LOLO Pet Shop." The baby-faced youth explained with a smile.
Ling Su Maosai suddenly realized: So that's it, it seems that his Xiaopang is still a very nostalgic and conscientious cat.
"Meow!" King!King!
"It's been a while, remember me?" The king picked up the little orange cat and put it on his shoulder.
Seeing this posture, Ling Su couldn't help worrying: What if Xiaopang falls off?
Pitiful for all the uneasiness of being a father, but the "son" is heartless.
"Meow~" King, your acting is too fake, you should learn from Ke Ke!
The little orange cat acted like a baby in various ways, not worried at all that she would fall into a puddle of mud.
"Hua Hua, let's go." The king turned his head with a smile, looking at Xiao Bai Hua calmly, his tone was obviously understatement, but it carried an irresistible force.
The trembling little white flower stood up in fear. At this moment, he couldn't even move his neck. He just lowered his head and followed obediently like a child who did something wrong. He didn't see the pain when he was walking. , walking like the wind, and his quick movements are astounding.
"Wait a moment." Just as the two stepped out of the door of the apartment, Ling Su suddenly said.
A gleam of hope suddenly flashed in Xiao Baihua's heart, but soon, a basin of cold water poured down, extinguishing his fantasy.
"Please return the cat to me first," Ling Su said.
After the king nodded slightly, he looked at the little orange cat sitting on his shoulder with a smile: "Little guy, what do you say?"
Xiao Luo thought to himself, the king himself finally appeared once, how could such a good opportunity be easily let go!I have to be coquettish, show off and roll around asking for welfare!
So he unswervingly used all four legs together, tightly hugging the clothes of the baby-faced youth: "Meow~"
Ling Su: Confused.jpg
Xiaopang actually left him as his master and wanted to run away with someone!
"Little fat?" The excrement shovel officer looked at the resolute little orange cat in a dying state, and his heart was bleeding silently: Am I not good enough for you, son?
"Meow~woo!" Xiao Luo was stunned: Did my excrement shoveler make up some sinkhole again?Why are you looking at me with such a heartbroken expression?
"After half an hour, I will send him back. I will take Huahua away first." The king looked at the communication between the person and the cat calmly, and finally turned around with a smile, leaving no room for Ling Su to refuse. .
Little White Flower hurriedly followed.
Ling Su stood there with a particularly complicated mood, watching the two and one cat leave, and it took him a long time to recover.
"Xiao Su, have you been robbed of your wife?" The macaw flapped its wings and floated up and down, its ecstasy loud voice could almost shake the dust off the ceiling. Obviously, this one didn't realize that it took Xiao Su away. There was something abnormal about the white-flowered baby-faced youth, and the other party mentioned LOLO Pet Xuan, so he didn't doubt it anymore.
There is not only one "shopkeeper" in that wonderful and mysterious pet shop, and almost every quarter changes a person on duty.
Ling Su was silent for a few seconds, and choked out a few words: "My son ran away with someone."
He took care of the little orange cat patiently and patiently like his son, but as soon as the unconscionable son saw the former breeder, he abandoned him as a shit-shoveling officer. It couldn't be more cruel!
"Sorrow and change." The macaw flapped its wings, answered the sentence in a decent manner, and suddenly realized, "I'll follow to see."
"Let's go together." Ling Su revived with full blood in an instant, and he hadn't gone far. It shouldn't be a problem to keep up now. The most important thing is, even if that baby-faced young man was the former breeder of LOLO Pet Xuan, how could he Do you believe that the other party will not bully Xiaopang?
His Xiaopang is such a small group, he can't bear any harm at all.
"Let's go!" Coco flew over first.
Ling Su closed the door and chased him out.
The area around the professor's apartment building in W University has a very high rate of green coverage. After turning left and right, the figure disappeared immediately, which is not unusual at all.
Xiao Luo clearly noticed that the wind in his ears was getting stronger and the king was walking faster and faster. Although the surroundings were still familiar, they gave people a completely different feeling.
"Meow!" Your Majesty, where are you taking the monster?
"It's here, let's just stay here. It's too far away, and if we go back later, there will be too little time."
The king stopped in his tracks, and the little white flower who was a few steps away behind him also stopped timidly, with his head lowered, tears streaming down his face.
"My lord, have mercy!" Xiao Baihua knelt down with a plop.
The little orange cat sat on the king's shoulders, taking advantage of the geographical advantage, looking down at the mass of black air that was getting thicker and thicker on the ground. Although he was a little scared, he immediately calmed down when he thought of the omnipotent Dawang town. .
"Meow~" Who are you?Why did you seduce my shit-shoveling officer!
Xiaobaihua obviously couldn't understand what the little orange cat was saying, the hair on his forehead was already soaked with sweat, and tears were dripping from his red eyes, looking very miserable.
The king was unmoved at all, and said slowly, "Who ordered you to come?"
The little orange cat pricked up its ears seriously, standing side by side with its short legs, and said in its heart: As expected of a king at the level of a big brother, this opening has a completely different aura!It is very worth learning by the general public.
The masses specifically refer to: cats that have not been weaned.
"No, no one instructed me, the breath of that human being is so delicious, I couldn't help it..." Xiao Baihua opened her mouth with flickering eyes, before she finished speaking, she was slapped hard by a strong wind , the body fell to the side, revealing half of his swollen face.
Xiao Luo trembled subconsciously: Tsk, it hurts just looking at it.
"You are lying." The king's eyes were as calm as water, and after coming to a conclusion lightly, he took out his mobile phone.
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