My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

As soon as Wei Yuan walked away, the macaw flew out of the window with its hind legs.

"Ke Ke, where are you going?" Director Li Wei asked while leaning on the window.

It was Coco's broken voice that answered, "Pee."

Xiao Luo saw the opportunity, slid down from Ling Su's lap, quickly ran to the side of the golden retriever, and nimbly climbed onto the little yellow's head and sat down.

Seeing this, the pudding hamster originally wanted to go there, but was stopped by Xiao Luo.

[Wu Huan, you stay here as a sentinel, and always pay attention to the movements of my shit-shoveling officer. 】

[Okay, little meow. 】Wuhuan nodded cooperatively.

"Xiao Pang, are you going to pee too?" Ling Su couldn't help laughing when he saw the action of the little orange cat. It only took so long for Xiao Pang to get acquainted with the golden retriever. It really is a pet from the same place, and the relationship is so pure .

It's not like people, life is so complicated.

"Meow~" The little orange cat tilted its head to show off its cuteness. It looked all kinds of soft and harmless. Who would have thought how simple and rude his thoughts were at the moment?

"Come back early." Ling Su didn't think about anything else, patted the little orange cat's head, and took the initiative to open the door for the cat and the dog.

"Woof!" Xiao Miao, your shit-shoveling officer is so gentle.

"Meow!" Of course, this is the one I have chosen from thousands of people and carefully trained. It is the only one in the world, and there is no semicolon!

"Woof!" Xiao Miao, you are so good at bragging.

"Meow!" Honest people don't fool around, I never lie.

Standing at the door, Ling Su watched the two communicate with each other all the way, and their figures gradually disappeared at the end of the corridor. A thought suddenly popped up in his mind: the golden retriever might want to bite someone, right?

Facts have proved: Golden Retriever is a good baby, listen to Papa's words, and don't move his mouth easily.But the other one is hard to say.

The sanatorium covers a large area, the environment is elegant, and under the sunshine, it gives people a lazy and comfortable feeling.

But Wei Yuan's mood was as if winter was approaching, shivering from the cold.

It's not wise to tear yourself apart with Su Chen. Normally, he would never be so arrogant, but now, he has done everything, and there is no time to regret it.

He called his agent immediately, but no one answered the phone.

Called Mr. Wang, the other party scolded his head and face, he almost didn't respond to the scolding, wanted to ask what was going on, the phone was hung up, and when he called again, he sadly found that he had been pulled into the blacklist!

"Hi~" Wei Yuan was almost taken aback by the sudden appearance of the macaw!

He looked around cautiously, and found that there was no one else around, and the parrot that had been humiliating him and making him look ugly just now was arrogantly flapping its wings in front of him to provoke, and suddenly he was out of breath!

"Little white face, do you want to hit me?" Ke Ke looked rather flat, patted his wings, turned around and made a contemptuous gesture towards Wei Yuan with his buttocks, and then flew forward unhurriedly, "It's a pity you hit me!" Not to me, ahahaha..."

can not hit?Wei Yuan's face was gloomy, and a hint of viciousness flashed in his eyes. He had heard of this private sanatorium, and he didn't accept patients unless he had a personal relationship with the curator. Not many people were there.

In other words, if he could catch that nasty parrot right now, even if he tore it alive, no one would notice.

"There's a guy in the village~ named Wei Yuan~ he's ugly~ he's mean-spirited~ a pair of upside-down triangular eyes~ my heart trembles with fear~" The macaw scrambled and out of tune, flying wobbly.

Wei Yuan finally couldn't hold back, and rushed towards him fiercely!

Just barely caught that nasty parrot!

He gritted his teeth and rushed to catch up.

But no matter how hard he tried, he was always a little short!

"Ahahaha, so tired, so tired!" The macaw finally stopped and landed on the bushes.

Wei Yuan smiled grimly and stepped forward, just as he was about to take down the opponent in one fell swoop, he was suddenly kicked in the chest by a black shadow falling from the sky, the whole person flew out, and hit the corner of the wall with a bang!

pain!The pain was so severe that his internal organs were about to be displaced!

Wei Yuan clutched his chest in horror, looked up at the man who had just sneaked up on him, and swallowed his bloody saliva quietly: a muscular man 1.9 meters tall, wearing a pair of white underpants, with resolute features, tattoos on the left half of his face, It was scary to look at.

"You, who are you?"

"The one who beat you."

When Xiao Luo just redeemed the time-limited transformation card, he thought that he and Xiong Er were really destined, but when he clicked on the character information, he found that this was Xiong Da.

Character Name: Big Bear

Breed: Brown Bear

Sex: male

Skills: Thunder Clap (accumulated with anger value, causing direct physical damage attack to the enemy), Shaking Mountain Roar (accumulated with anger value, caused sonic attack damage to the enemy);

Xiao Luo couldn't figure out the anger value for the time being, but he knew that Wei Yuan was almost kicked to death by him just now.

This bear is really a simple and rough character.

"I have no grievances with you, why do you hit me!" Wei Yuan forced himself to be calm, looked around, and suddenly his heart was half cold, this place is too far away, he just ran all the way chasing the macaw, completely I don't remember the direction, so I have no choice but to escape now.

"You trespassed on my territory without authorization, and you have the nerve to ask me why you beat me? I want to beat someone, do I need a reason?"

Xiao Luo glanced at the countdown to transforming, and decisively added another 5 minutes, then quickly rushed to Wei Yuan, grabbed him with one hand, and smiled ferociously with the corners of his mouth: "Although this face is ugly, It’s a little bit overcooked, there’s quite a lot of meat on the buttocks, grandpa, I haven’t eaten meat for a long time, and I just happened to feed you with a knife..."

Wei Yuan was grabbed by the collar, and his whole body was suspended in the air, with his back against the wall, his feet not touching the ground, and he looked down in a panic. He just caught a glimpse of the other party's huge lump, and his face turned pale with fright: "Brother, I was wrong, I I shouldn't be intruding into your territory, please do me a favor and let me go! I have a disease, a venereal disease! It's really not suitable for that kind of thing, it will be contagious..."

"Really?" Xiao Luo suppressed a smile, and he was about to stifle internal injuries. It was the first time he bullied others in such an open manner, "It doesn't matter, I happen to be sick too, AIDS, we are infected with each other. It's over!"

After finishing speaking, the muscular man grinned, revealing a row of white teeth.

Wei Yuan was so frightened that he trembled all over, begging for mercy repeatedly, but it was of no use at all, and he scolded Su Chen bloody from the bottom of his heart!

"Shut up, take off your clothes obediently, and take care of your grandpa, I will send you away later, otherwise, I will dig a hole here and bury you, and keep it for 30 to [-] years, no Someone will find out."

"No, you can't do that! I'm a public figure. If something happens to me, my agent will call the police immediately!"

"Tsk, you really think of yourself as a garlic, are there still few 'public figures' who mysteriously disappear in this world?"

Wei Yuan carefully glanced at the tattoo on the muscular man's face, lowered his proud head with humiliation: "I, I take it off!"

King's Harem

Macaw-Coco: This little boy is a little too timid.

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: Papa said, this person who knows the current affairs is Junjie.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ke Ke, is the video recorded yet?

Macaw-Coco: I'm doing work, don't worry, it's being recorded!

Wei Yuan was thrown to the ground, clutched his neck and coughed violently a few times, and finally began to take off his clothes slowly.

"I don't like other people crying, smile for me." Xiao Luo stood expressionless, leaving Ke Ke with a just right back view, so that he could record the scene of Wei Yuan's "dedication" on his own initiative.

Wei Yuan smiled stiffly, and kept cursing Su Chen in his heart, if it wasn't for the phone call from the other party, he wouldn't have come to this nursing home, and he wouldn't have to suffer such humiliation!

"Hurry up, if you keep dawdling, I'll break one of your legs first!" Xiao Luo tried hard to play the role of the villain, becoming more and more addicted, "Then break your other leg! Then I will break your face!" Peel off the skin..."

"No, don't!" Wei Yuan was so frightened that his teeth chattered, he was cruel, and finally took off the last piece of fig leaf on his body.

Fuck!Xiao Luo almost couldn't hold back the swearing: the love marks on this body are so eye-catching!

However, according to the information he investigated, these marks should not be caused by actor Su, but by the golden thigh that Wei Yuan hugged later.

and so--

Is this person so shameless that he dares to come to Su Chen's hospital bed with such traces of his body and pretend to be affectionate?

"It's really shameless." Xiao Luo muttered in a low voice.

Wei Yuan didn't hear clearly, and after making up his mind, he pulled a fake smile on his face, tried his best to stick it up, and said softly, "Master, please be gentle..."

Big brother, you entered the drama too fast, I can't get used to it!Xiao Luo shouted silently, seeing the sticky white flesh, he really felt sick to his stomach, so he simply slashed down with a knife, knocking him unconscious.

"Master~ please be gentle... ahahahaha!" Ke Ke flew down from the wall like a convulsion.

Xiao Luo rolled his eyes speechlessly: "After the video is finished, we still have to go to the computer room to disguise the 'evidence'."

Regarding Wei Yuan's incitement to Huang Yan's murder, neither Su Chen nor Xiao Luo has any direct evidence to sue Wei Yuan. Difficult, the key is the lack of materials.

Therefore, he needs to get in close contact with Wei Yuan.

"Then what about this?" Ke Ke flew at low altitude, resisting the urge to pounce on Wei Yuan.

Xiao Luo thought about it, anyway, it is impossible for him to really do anything to Wei Yuan, but it is not appropriate to put him here, so he simply—

"Throw it out."

Wei Xiaoxianrou, who was in a coma, never imagined that when he woke up again, he would be lying naked on the street full of people, with his whole body being looked at and even photographed and videotaped.

This time, he finally "fired" as he wished.