My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Ling Su found that Xiaopang was very happy when he came back after he went out for a stroll, and his performance was as follows: the little orange cat was walking like a galloping horse, and when he came to him, he shook his fur and spoke solemnly. The feet are squatting well, and the spirit is unusual.

"Little Fatty, it's been a long time for you to pee." Almost two hours.

Xiao Luo meowed indifferently, and after throwing Wei Yuan's boyish face out, he went to the computer room to do some business, exploded and fried the black material, and before leaving, he also cleared all traces of use and restored the computer room. It takes some time for the images of the monitoring system to come and go.

"Xiao Su, are you really not coming to the audition audition on the weekend?" Director Li Wei heaved a sigh of relief when he noticed the macaw flying back from the window, turned to Ling Su pretending not to care, and asked.

In Su Chen's situation, he needs to cultivate within two months, but for the other characters in "First Love", including another leading actor, other supporting roles, and extras, Li Wei plans to use newcomers.

One is due to lack of funds. In today's entertainment industry, all the little fresh meat and small Huadan who are slightly more popular, not to mention their acting skills, all like lions with big mouths. They are often paid tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of dollars. The guide said: Please excuse me.

Second, it was also because of Su Chen's proposal to give more opportunities to newcomers with spirituality and potential.

This morning, when Xiao Luo took Ke Ke to do bad things, Director Li discussed with Su Yingdi and Ling Su, and decided to borrow the multi-functional media building of W University Art Department to hold an audition in a low-key way this weekend. audition.

audition?audition?Xiao Luo pricked up his ears, eavesdropping openly, and suddenly remembered that Ke Ke said earlier that his old Li was going to make a new film, which was disturbing. Then he saw Director Li Wei enthusiastically inviting his shit-shoveling officer to audition. All of a sudden the whole cat was sick.

"Meow!" I won't allow it!

"Not going. Just decide." Ling Su shook his head slightly. He didn't want to reveal his identity as an investor just yet. Of course, the most important thing is that there will be a live broadcast from his chubby on weekends.

The cat slave shit shoveler said: The master's live broadcast is more important.

"Meow ~" This is more or less the same.

King's Harem

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: Meow, your shit shoveler seems to be very powerful.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I know.Proud.jpg

Macaw-Coco: Drooling.jpg, the key is to be rich, and he invested 1000 million yuan in a short time, my old Li can't do that!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What are you talking about, Coco?

1000 million!Does Lingsu's online game studio have so much idle funds?

Macaw-Coco: 1000 million!But it seems like, well, for humans, maybe not much.

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: And I just heard from Chenchen that Xiaomiao, your shit-shoveling officer seems to be planning to make a movie, let us be the protagonists!

Macaw - Coco; oops, really?Where is the script, Wu Huan, have you seen it?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Confused.jpg

Xiao Luo turned to Ling Su in a daze. He originally thought that this was a very motivated rich second generation who owned a large-scale online game studio and was one step ahead of his peers, which was considered a small achievement.

Never thought--

He seemed to have completely underestimated Ling Su's ability.

His shit-shoveling officer may be more promising than he imagined!

I don't know if it's still too late to sneak out and go to the computer room to check the information?

"It's almost time, I'll take Xiaopang back first." After finishing the things that should be done here, Ling Su took the little orange cat and the "General Edition of Pet Linguistics" borrowed from Su Chen to prepare leave.

Universal Edition of Pet Linguistics?Xiao Luo glanced at it curiously, and couldn't help but slander: Who compiled this book that is obviously bluffing at first glance, is it possible that humans really think that after reading a book, they can decipher the language of animals?Returning the generic version is simply an insult to IQ.

Then--

Contributors: Hu Li, Xiong Black and White, Ye Wei!

Xiao Luo didn't know the first two, but the third one, he just got a random transformation not long ago!

Well, he has to take back what he said earlier, humans may not be able to handle it, but these three are obviously not humans.

If Ling Su really understood this book from beginning to end, wouldn't that mean that in the future...

Xiao Luo didn't dare to think about it anymore, and quickly shared this "bad news" with several other friends in the King's harem group.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Have you heard of "General Edition of Pet Linguistics"?

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: Chenchen has a copy in my family.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: My old Luo also has a copy.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Will they be able to communicate with you smoothly after reading it?

With an uneasy heart, Xiao Luo cautiously asked questions, praying all the time in his heart not to, otherwise he would dare to talk nonsense in front of Ling Su in the future.

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: It seems quite useful, sometimes Chenchen can understand what I'm saying!Happy.jpg

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Lao Luo is rather stupid, he prefers to communicate with me by text.smile.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Wow.jpg, I see.

Unprecedentedly, Xiao Luo began to expect Ling Su to be a little stupid, until he was carried away from the nursing home, he was still thinking about this matter in his heart.

"Xiao Pang, I have something to go out in the afternoon. You stay at home obediently, understand?" After Ling Su settled the little orange cat, he was afraid that Xiao Pang would be too boring, so he even thoughtfully turned on the computer in the study and turned on the game. The handle is plugged in, "If you want to play games, you can, but only for two hours at most."

"Meow~" shit shoveler, you are so gentle and considerate, I must give you 32 likes!

Ling Su smiled and stroked the cat's hair. He originally planned to take Xiaopang with him, but then he thought about the feeding manual that suggested that the kitten should have enough sleep every day. He thought about it carefully and found that his Xiaopang was awake. Sleep time is obviously more than sleep time, which is not conducive to health in the long run.

Under balance, the shit shovel officer had no choice but to leave the little orange cat at home.

"Wait for me to come back obediently. Boo——"

"Meow!" Kiss the forehead again, let's change the place next time, actually I don't mind.

Xiao Luo tilted his head in a happy mood, watched Ling Su close the door and leave, then ran to the balcony, confirming that the excrement shovel officer would not be back in a short time, then ran to the study with great interest, opened the ball system mall, and found love In the value exchange area, after some hesitation, I chose two directional transformation cards.

He wanted to know if his character also had special skills, and then—

Character name: Xiao Luo

Variety: Golden Gradient Short String Unknown Pedigree

Sex: male

Skills: Copy [Sealed State] (it can automatically remember all used skills and reproduce them for copying), Portal [Sealed State] (use computer screen as the medium to achieve the purpose of remote transmission), predict [Sealed State];

Oh my god!Xiao Luo was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the king to be so kind to him, and gave him so many abilities against the sky, but the question is...why are they all in the gray seal state?

It can only be viewed, not used.

While sitting in front of the computer, Xiao Luo began to inquire about Ling Su's information, and at the same time controlled the ball system with his consciousness to send news to the king.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty!Why is my nirvana always in a sealed state?

Majesty: Touch the dog's head.jpg, because it has not been unblocked.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Excuse me, how to unblock it?Star Eyes.jpg

Your Majesty: It will be automatically unblocked when the time is right, don't worry.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, I have something else to do.

King: Tell me.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Are the random transformed characters all monsters that exist in reality?

King: That's right.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Why don't they like to wear clothes?I run naked all the time, and I will be complained about!

King: Have you ever seen a bear running around in clothes?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ...

King: Forget it, I will add it later.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What? jpg, by the way, say hello to Master for me!

King: Qingfeng is not on my side, goodbye manually!

Xiao Luo silently stared at the last sentence, and after thinking about it for three seconds, he always felt that something was wrong?

It just so happened that Ling Su's information had been screened, Xiao Luo simply ignored what was wrong, and focused on the background of his family's shit-shoveling officer, because the information collected through special channels was much more detailed than the ones made public on the Internet. There are five pages.

Xiao Luo held the bottle with his left hand and sucked it with relish, and controlled the direction keys with his right hand to slide down the page.

No. 2019 and eight on the 40 Country C Rich List!

I have a go!Isn't that what happened last year?

Xiao Luo's eyes widened in shock, unbelievable: What did this guy eat to grow up?

While other college students were still worrying about credits and internships, Ling Su had already become an invisible rich man!

It's a rhythm that makes people more popular than others.

With feelings beyond words, Xiao Luo opened the JJBS forum where he asked for help in the middle of the night, and posted a post.

#Suddenly found out that my boyfriend is an invisible rich man, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent#

There are a lot of active people on the forum right now, and there are dozens of replies to the post in less than one minute.

1L: Don't dawdle here, please hurry up and hug your boyfriend's thigh!Be careful the rich man is snatched away by the goblin 233

2L: Hurry up and give birth to a baby, it's a proof!In this way, even if you divorce, you can still divide half of the property!

3L: How can you be sure that your boyfriend is really rich?Maybe he deliberately lied to you in order to pursue you?Liars are rampant these days, little girl should be more careful~

……

22L: Is it my illusion?Why do I feel that the vest and IP address of this landlord are a bit familiar.

23L: It seems to be the one who came to show affection in the middle of the night before, pounding the ground and laughing.jpg

24L: Remembered!The landlord is a man, and he said that the old Gong is too big, what should we do about that?Ha ha ha ha……

Seeing the back, Xiao Luo suddenly became timid, quickly deleted the post, sneaked in silently, and then gave himself four words: MDZZ!

He likes Ling Su first, what does it have to do with how much money Ling Su has?

Even if Ling Su becomes the richest man one day, he will still be his shit-shoveling officer!

Well, it's all right!

Thinking of this, Xiao Luo immediately opened his eyes and smiled, while quickly clearing the traces of use, he turned to the League of Legends, ready to have a good time, and suddenly turned into a countdown prompt box with red lights flashing.

He nodded suspiciously, and found that the teleportation gate in the ultimate skill was unsealed!