My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

When Xiao Luo was a child, he also kept some small pets, such as: hedgehogs, little foxes, little golden retrievers, parrots... But there were no cats, and those pets were basically kept and ran away with others. None were left to him.

Based on such an unbearable black history, as he got older, he didn't have the thought to keep pets anymore.

How to distinguish between male and female kittens?

Xiao Luo really didn't know, he stared at his butt for a long time, he gave up, and was about to ask Du Niang, but before his paw touched the phone, he froze suddenly: Ling Su was watching him.

A cat can play Rhythm Master. Although it is a bit unbelievable, it is still within the acceptable range of human beings, provided that the outstanding performance is not noticed.

But if a cat opens the UC browser and asks how to tell its gender?

It's scary just thinking about it.

Xiao Luo hadn't planned to drop his vest so quickly. According to what his master said, he was targeted by a terrifying and mysterious force, premeditated an attempted murder, and survived by luck.Then, regarding his true identity, naturally, the less people know, the better.

"Little fat?"

Ling Su has been paying attention to Mao Tuanzi's movements, even put down the work at hand, seeing the little orange cat's dull face, as if he was deeply shocked?Feeling guilty, he stretched out his hand and poked the cat's ears. The little milk cat was well versed in the unique skill of touching porcelain, and fell to the ground with its belly up, its limbs twitched a few times, its eyes were closed, its head tilted, and it didn't move.

Ling Su couldn't laugh or cry, and deeply felt that this little thing was really shrewd, like a genius.

"Don't worry, you are public."

"Meow." The little orange cat replied weakly, opened two-thirds of its eyes and looked at the excrement shovel officer, with a capitalized expression of dissatisfaction and suspicion.

Ling Su chuckled, the smile was like a feather scratching his heart, causing Xiao Luo to tremble all over, giving birth to a feeling like an electric shock.

"Meow!" A bold evildoer, dare to seduce me!

"Hey, don't be angry, it's my fault, I shouldn't have teased you just now, get up, let's go out to play?"

Tsk tsk, this coaxing tone, it looks like an old driver.Xiao Luo cursed sullenly, and continued to lie on the table and pretended to be dead: You can't just forgive Shit Shovel Officer like this, or you will repeat the old tricks in the future, and don't take him as a master seriously!

The boy who is often praised as a genius is, to put it bluntly, just a minor. After leaving his professional field, various childish behaviors have also been exposed.

"Meow!" You big villain, I won't forgive you easily.

"Little Fatty wants to go to the library?" Ling Su nodded smartly, reaching out to hug the Mao Tuanzi who refused to get up, "If you are obedient, I won't put you in a cage."

"Meow!" If you dare to put me in a cage, I will bite you to death!

Ling Su obviously didn't understand, but thought that the little orange cat's fangs and paws were cute, so he couldn't hold back for a while, and leaned forward for a kiss.

A mouthful of cat hair.

"Meow~" A bold slave, dare to belittle me, look at my invincible whirlwind palm!

The little short leg swung out, and the shot was empty.

Ling Su backed away after touching it, and couldn't help laughing seeing the little milk cat twisting its body vigorously and waving its paws, as if it was about to rush up to fight him desperately, "Little Fatty, I dedicated my first kiss to you." , you are responsible."

Tsk, shameless slave!Xiao Luo snorted coldly, what the hell first kiss, obviously just touched his forehead, but you actually want him to be responsible?joke.

The library of W University has a total construction area of ​​more than 3 square meters, and has [-] reading rooms with different functions.

Xiao Luo saw the dense crowd of heads in front of the french windows from a distance, and immediately felt an urge to go back home. He had never experienced the life of a student, and he took the college entrance examination almost willfully, trying his best to rush into W University. That's called... experiencing life.

"Little Fatty, don't move around, you will become lame if you fall." Ling Su quickly pushed back the little orange cat that almost crawled out of his backpack, "I heard that the vice president of W University raised a cat who loves to study. The guinea pig, the library does not expressly stipulate that pets are not allowed in, but you have to be good and don't make trouble, understand?"

Love to learn... guinea pigs?

Xiao Luo was so surprised that he forgot to react. He always felt that since he was transferred to this little orange cat by his master, his three views began to collapse, and the lower limit was constantly refreshed. If someone told him one day: He used to raise He would never be surprised that the pet that ran away turned into a human and flew away!

【Kitten?Kitten!Meow, did you come here to play with me? 】

A familiar voice came to his ears, Xiao Luo stood up, resting his front paws on the zipper opening of the backpack, he kept looking around, and finally saw that stupid husky cub, with three fires on his head, blue eyes of the dog, and a black Hairy back, white belly, fat as a ball Erha.

Ling Su heard a barking of puppies, barking non-stop, and seeing the little orange cat's reaction, couldn't help but smile: "Is Xiaopang afraid of dogs?"

"Meow?" Shit shoveler, what kind of eyes are you looking at?

"Don't be afraid, I will protect you."

"..." Xiao Luo was speechless, if it wasn't for the fact that the other party's voice was so beautiful, he really wanted to give the shit-shoveling officer two claws.

【Kitten!I'm here, see me?I'm down there! 】Erha drooped his tongue and flicked his tail happily, looking particularly energetic.

Xiao Luo stared at Erha condescendingly: [You ran out secretly? 】

【of course not!The young lady took me out to play, but she seemed lost. ] Erha kept twisting her butt, 【Xiao Miao, is this your master?Looks...a little flat chested. 】

[Because he is a male, he has no breasts. Also, he is my slave. 】The little orange cat looked at all kinds of aloofness, 【Are you sure your little sister got lost?Instead of you running around and losing yourself? 】

【Of course not, I'm very smart! 】Wow, woof.

Ling Su looked at the two fur balls curiously, one was barking and the other was meowing, and he felt that the two communicated smoothly, was it his illusion?

"Ah!" The little sister in red and white school uniform ran over panting, stopped in front of Ling Su, covered her mouth in surprise, and then quickly realized, "Senior Ling, I am from the art department. Bai Qingyun, this is just my baby, it shouldn't bother you, right?"

Ling Su glanced at the juvenile husky who was extremely flexible, expressive, and sharp-eyed, and asked, "Are you adopted by LOLO Pet Shop?"

"Yes." Bai Qingyun bent down to pick up the restless Gouwazi, just in time to hear a crisp meow, and then looked at Ling Su's backpack, and suddenly realized, "Senior Ling's cat is also from the LOLO Pet Pavilion." Right? No wonder Xiaoha is so excited, when I went to adopt Xiaoha before, I saw the senior's kitten, they are old acquaintances."

"Little fat, is it?" Ling Su turned to ask the little orange cat.

"Meow~" The little milk cat responded very obediently.

Ling Su understood, and then turned to Bai Qingyun, who is a flower in the art department: "In this case, let them play for a while." He remembered that it was mentioned in the pet feeding manual that a kitten alone will be lonely and needs a companion Play and play together.

Bai Qingyun had heard about this legendary financial talent and grass-Ling Su for a long time.Just like when boys get together to discuss topics such as which girl looks good and has a sexy figure, one of the high-frequency topics in the girls' dormitory is the ranking of W's male gods.

Ling Su ranked second, because he has been in hiding all year round, and he didn't even open his own Weibo.

Even so, in Bai Qingyun's four-person dormitory, there were only three people who were privately fancied.

"Then, then, Senior Ling, shall we go to see Fairy Lake?"

"Hmm." Ling Su took the little orange cat in his arms and took the lead, completely oblivious to the meaning behind Wangxian Lake.

He didn't remember, but Xiao Luo, who had long been yearning for W University, knew it clearly: Wangxian Lake, isn't it a place for couples to date.

But now, as a cat, he didn't think too deeply, and was still keen to inquire about news from Erha.

[What happened to the ball you mentioned last time? 】

【oh oh!Meow, I remembered, didn't we agree before that we wanted to get in touch with Qiuqiu!Why are you not online? ] Erha was hugged by the young lady, barking happily.

Xiao Luo turned to look at the other party suspiciously: This silly dog ​​doesn't look like he's lying.

So he asked: [How did you log in to Qiuqiu? 】

【My lord, lord, I love you like flowers bloom in March.Come out!My mighty ball! 】

Xiao Luo: ...Is this slogan trying to scare people's goosebumps out?

After making some complaints lightly, he opened his eyes wide in surprise, and a blurred light screen that looked like the surface of a penguin ball appeared above Erha's forehead. When it landed in front of it, it skillfully opened Moments and liked it one by one...

[Erha, who were you before? 】It took Xiao Luo a long time to come back to his senses. He thought that he had already become one of the top hackers in the world by learning from his master and his own training, but the reality quickly hit him. Even if you write two thousand lines of program commands, you can't get it out!

The world is so big, I really need to see more and learn more!

[Xiao Miao, what are you talking about?Why do I think you've been a fool since you woke up yesterday? 】After Gouwazi likes it, he switches to Qiuqiu Group - King's Harem.

The group news swiped the screen quickly, and the people watching were dazzled.

Xiao Luo silently wrote down the group name, and decided to go back and find a time when no one was around, and try to see if that funny catchphrase could summon the ball system.

The author has something to say: Xiao Luo: Wangxian Lake is a holy place for dating.

Ling Su: Fatty, what are you hinting at me?