My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

The next morning, when Ling Su woke up, he found a small water stain on the side of the pillow.

The little orange cat that was lying at the end of the bed crawled onto the pillow at some point, and probably slept next to him all night, but the "water stains" on the latex pillow happened to be right next to the side where the cat was lying. .

Ling Su stretched out his index finger and poked the furry child. The little orange cat rolled down from the pillow like a ball. Before it opened its eyes, its four short legs flicked a few times, stood up unsteadily, and ran again Back to the pillow, and—

He bent his hind legs and squatted down, leaving a second pool of "water stains".

The truth came out.

Ling Su raised his eyebrows slightly, looked at the two bubbles of urine, then looked at the hair ball that still closed his eyes and looked drowsy, and couldn't help wondering: This pillow looks like a cat toilet?

"Little Fatty, stop pretending when you wake up." The voice was deep and sexy, yet bewitching.

Xiao Luo's heart was shocked, it was too much to trick him so early in the morning!

"Still pretending to be dead?"

The voice suddenly approached, and the little orange cat's ears trembled, just touching Ling Su's lips.

Ling Su was taken aback for a moment, reached out and grabbed the kitten, and walked to the balcony.

"Meow?" Xiao Luo pretended to have just woken up, and called out innocently, but unfortunately, the shit shovel officer didn't say anything, and his footsteps didn't stop at all, with a murderous look in his determination, which made him wonder if he was about to be thrown. out.

The morning sun is warm and not hot.

The W-sized apartment building is located in a large area of ​​green, facing the direction of the sunrise, giving people a feeling of vitality.

You won't get tired of looking at this scenery for four years!

Just thinking about it, Xiao Luo was hung on the clothes rail, fluttering in the wind.

"Stay here, don't move around, you'll die if you fall, scheming little fat." Ling Su fixed the hanger, and nodded Xiao Luo's nose with a smile on his face, "The panda costume I bought for you yesterday is just right for you to try on. Put it on, um, it seems a little big."

"Meow~woo!" the little orange cat screamed miserably, and looked at the excrement shovel officer in horror: If it flies out, it will really fall into a puddle of mud!

"Don't worry, there is an air cushion for you below. There are screens blocking the balcony, so you won't be able to float out." Ling Su said with a smile, turned and left.

Xiao Luo's eyes widened in shock: How dare this damn slave treat me so unreasonably!

After Ling Su returned to the room, he immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a message in the ball group [Star R&D Team]: My cat likes to urinate everywhere, what should I do?

Within 1 minute, the reply swiped the screen.

Interface Planning: Wow!The boss actually knows how to raise cats, it's going to rain red!

3D Modeler-Xiaoxiao: Boss, how old is your cat?

Network Programmer-Mousse: Boss, are you about to go into heat?I have experience with this, once the sterilization operation comes, it will be fine immediately.

Art Director-Yang Bai: Be careful that Ling Su sterilized you first.

Design Director-Yang Liu: @3D Modeler-Xiaoxiao, it’s a little orange cat that’s just full moon, so cute and cute.

3D modeler-Xiaoxiao: It’s only a full moon, so it’s probably too early to leave my mother, and I haven’t fully learned how to use cat litter! @lingsu, boss, you have to be patient and teach the little orange cat.

Ling Su replied with "um", then exited Qiuqiu coldly, and went to Du Niang to learn how to use cat litter.

On the balcony, after Xiao Luo survived the initial panic, he slowly found joy in it: Shake, shake~ shake, shake~ fly~ oops, I can't fly.After playing happily for four or ten minutes, Ling Su came over with washed pillowcases, sheets, and quilt covers.

"Meow~" Xiao Luo greeted happily, his eyes fell on the pile of things in the other party's hands, and he couldn't help but slander: My excrement shoveler is sincere, you have cleaned it now, you can't continue washing it tomorrow, okay? Da~

"Little Fatty, do you know what's wrong?" Ling Su took off the woolen balls hanging on the bed sheets, quilt covers and pillowcases after drying them.

The little orange cat tilted its head to look at him, scratched its short legs hard, but missed the target.

"Now that you know you're wrong, let's eat first."

"Meow?" Xiao Luo glanced suspiciously at his shit-shoveling officer, until the panda costume was taken off and a feeding bottle was stuffed into his arms, he was still a little confused: that's it...forget it?

I think when he was a human being, during the period of studying with his master, although he was in the school nominally, he never went to a class, and looked at freedom, but in fact he had one exam every three days and one exam every five days, and he would be punished if he failed the exam.

In contrast, being a cat is so leisurely and happy.

Ling Su's craftsmanship is good, the milk powder is fragrant and mellow, and the temperature is just right, Xiao Luo drank half a bottle without paying attention, and lay down on the carpet with a round belly.

"Little fat, let's go pee."

"Meow?"

The little orange cat turned around and responded, looking very humane, at this moment, Ling Su had to admit: the little guy in LOLO Pet Shop is indeed smarter.

"Meow? Meow!" Xiao Luo finally came to his senses when he was carried into the cat toilet and stood on a pile of cat litter.

In fact, he didn't intentionally urinate on the pillow against Ling Su, but it wasn't his own body after all, and he was a little milk cat with no self-control, so he followed his instinct and directly... solved it on the spot when he was confused.

"Don't come out, come out after peeing." Ling Su looked serious with a straight face.

The little orange cat wandered around restlessly: the feeling of being stared at and forced to urinate is too bad.

"Meow!" It's wrong for you to force peeing like this, go away!I'm going to pee on the toilet!

Naturally, Ling Su couldn't understand it. Recalling the information he found on Du Niang, he grabbed the little orange cat's two front paws and gently scratched the cat litter: "Little Fatty, be good, I will take you Go out and play."

can go out?When Xiao Luo heard this, he immediately calmed down, finished booing cooperatively, covered his breath with cat litter without the other party's instruction, then shook his paws, climbed out of the cat toilet, and looked at Ling Su expectantly: " Meow~" Quickly take me out, shit shoveler.

Ling Su looked at the little orange cat inscrutablely, and suddenly said: "You can understand what I'm saying, right, little fat?"

The intelligence of a Border Collie is equivalent to that of a child aged 6-8, and the hairy children from LOLO Pets have always been said to have superior intelligence.Ling Su reasoned like this, and felt that the intelligence of this little orange cat should not be low, and it should be able to clearly distinguish between good and evil in human beings.

Xiao Luo froze all over and almost exploded: Brain Budi or something, it's simply too terrifying.

"I just don't have class today, and the weather is nice. Let me take you to the library?" Ling Su smiled, completely forgetting what he said just now, "I'm going to change my clothes, stay where you are, and don't run around."

"Meow~" I thought that only girls would change clothes and put on makeup when they went out, but I didn't expect men to do the same——

Xiao Luo looked around, accidentally spotted the mobile phone on the coffee table, and couldn't help running over happily.

"Little Fat?" When Ling Su changed his clothes and came out, he found that his mobile phone was taken over by his cat, and the other party was enthusiastically guessing the password.

"Meow~" Xiao Luo turned around and responded, at first glance, he was dumbfounded.

The school uniforms of W University are quite good-looking. Unlike most high school big bags, boys’ school uniforms are mainly blue and white shirts and trousers, while girls’ school uniforms are mainly red and white shirts and A-line skirts. The tailored fit highlights the figure, especially the school badge. All kinds of high-end atmosphere and high-grade design are particularly recognizable.

Originally, at this time, he could also wear the school uniform!Xiao Luo felt melancholy in various ways.

"It's so scheming, I haven't even mentioned you yet, so I acted pitifully for me." Ling Su smiled and stepped forward, almost stroking the dejected little orange cat, "Little Fatty, you pressed the wrong button!" How many passwords? It's been locked for half an hour."

"Meow." The little orange cat answered absent-mindedly, and found that the abominable excrement shovel officer kept shaking his finger in front of him, and immediately rushed up, hugged the opponent's finger and bit it.

"Little Fatty, it's all your saliva." Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You haven't even grown your teeth yet, so you're just so cruel."

Xiao Luo raised his head, drooped his eyelids, and cast a contemptuous glance at the shit-shoveling officer.

"I won't go to the library anymore." Ling Su looked at Mao Tuanzi's obviously displeased expression, "How about we go buy a mobile phone?"

Xiao Luo's mood fluctuated up and down, and he almost didn't act violently. He hesitated for a while, but finally didn't stretch out his "evil claws". Buy a mobile phone?This is good!But--

"Meow?" Do you think a cat can use a mobile phone?

The answer is yes.

Two hours later, the little orange cat was playing with the iPhone 9 he just got. The cat's paws are really not very good, but there is a game that suits him very well: Rhythm Master.

Ling Su sat in front of the computer, while processing his work, and sometimes glanced distractedly at the little orange cat squatting next to the monitor, concentrating on the rhythm master. Along with the records that were constantly being refreshed, his attention was gradually shifting.

This cat... has become a sperm, right?

The Qiuqiu group [Star R&D Team] suddenly posted a photo, which aroused heated discussions among all members.

The photo was sent by Ling Su, a man who has been diving for thousands of years: a fluffy little orange cat is squatting in front of the iPhone 9 and playing Rhythm Master. grades.

3D Modeler-Xiaoxiao: Boss, what did your cats grow up eating?This result is simply against the sky!

Interface Artist-Three Circles: Oh my God, I was actually run over by a cat!

Art Director-Yang Bai: The cats in LOLO Pet Shop are extraordinary.

Design Director-Yangliu: @lingsu, can your chubby be the mascot of Xingchen?

3D modeler-Xiaoxiao: Although nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one of them overwhelms Kang, but this old man, I can see that he is a beauty!

Ling Su: Sure.

Just like usual, after the diving king replied two words, he immediately turned off the ball and began to study a serious question: "Little Fatty, are you GG or MM?"

"Meow?" Xiao Luo was stunned, he didn't even care about the game, of course he is... public?

The little orange cat turned her back worriedly, looked down at her crotch, didn't know whether it was GG or MM, and suddenly felt extremely sad.

"Come here, let me have a look." Ling Su watched from the beginning to the end, naturally he did not miss the subtle expression on the little orange cat's face, and couldn't help laughing out loud, "Little fat is so shy, it must be a girl."