My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

In a flash of time, the weekend came, and the multi-functional media building of the art department of W University was borrowed to audition for Li Wei's new play "First Love", but Su, the most important director and an important role in the play, was nowhere to be seen. The struggling assistant director, screenwriter, and cameraman were left behind and looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Where did the director go?"

"It seems to be going to do something very important! Su Yingdi also went together."

"Do you want to inform the students outside that the audition will be changed to the afternoon?"

Where is Levi?

As soon as Xiao Luo entered the door, he saw Director Li who was arguing with the macaw.The live broadcast was decided a week ago. The live broadcast will be in the form of a pet battle, and all proceeds will be donated.

Originally, it was just a small fight, a small live broadcast, and there were countless beauties, handsome men, uncles and aunts on all major platforms who were live broadcasting and earning money every day. Logically speaking, this small movement should not alarm Director Li Wei and Su Yingdi. But these two are masters who are used to worrying, and they are afraid that their children will hurt their self-esteem if they mess up the first live broadcast.

The location of the live broadcast was finally set at the multimedia hall on the third floor of the W University Library. The site was re-arranged to make it very homely and cozy. Four computers were lined up side by side, with separate cameras and microphones. The keyboard and mouse were also specially ordered. ,Suitable for pets.

Rich and willful.Xiao Luo commented silently. After learning that these equipments were provided by his shit-shoveling officer, he immediately looked at Ling Su with the same expression as a prodigal: This guy is going to waste money!

"Ke Ke, you don't have enough experience as a host for the first time, how can you not memorize the lines?" Li Wei is still trying to persuade the macaw to cooperate with the script, so as not to lose the chain halfway.

however--

Uncle Ke Ke, who came too late in the rebellious period, is all about fighting with Li Dao: "NO! NO! I can't recite such stupid lines! Don't think that I can bully me because I don't read enough!"

"Okay, if you don't memorize the lines, someone must carry the camera for you, right?" Director Li confronted Uncle Ke Ke and was completely defeated.

"I have a mobile phone, ah ha ha ha..." The macaw proudly grabbed the mobile phone that Luo Baibai used to live broadcast before, and flapped its wings arrogantly, "You can eat dirt, you have nothing to do here."

"Director Li, I think you'd better go back first." Su Chen suppressed a smile and said, because his injury hadn't healed, he had been staying in the nursing home before, and there was a five-ring competition today, so naturally he couldn't be absent as a papa.

"Let me explain to the other side that the audition will be changed to the afternoon." Li Wei took out his mobile phone unwillingly, and refused to leave.

Xiao Luo withdrew his gaze, his attitude was very correct, but his shit-shoveling officer seemed more nervous than him.

"Little Fatty, don't worry, just play as usual, even if you lose, it's okay. Ah, by the way, are you going to pee?"

"Meow!" I'm not worried at all. As a human being, it's definitely not normal to lose to the two "little mice" on the opposite side. It's just a game anyway!Also, I just peed before I came out, shit shovel, can you not be so nervous?

Xiao Luo covered his face, turned his head to look at Luo Baibai and Vice President Luo on the other side, look at them, that is the correct way for "father and son" to open up!

Lao Luo: "Baibai, try the computer?"

Luo Baibai: [I won't try it anymore, I want to read the book for a while. 】

Lao Luo: "You can't come today if you have something to do, don't blame her."

Luo Baibai: [Well, it's okay, work is important. 】

Er, the correct way...?Xiao Luo was a little skeptical, and looked at Erha again.

"Woof!" Young lady, can you buy me dried fish?

Bai Qingyun: "Xiaoha, stop spinning around, I'm almost dizzy by you."

"Woof!" There is no dried fish, but cat food is fine too!OK?is it okay?

Bai Qingyun directly stuffed the cub Husky with a bottle of prepared goat milk, Erha took a few mouthfuls of disgust, and finally became quiet.

[Xiao Miao, thank you for the information you gave me before!That Wang Xiaojie really came to look for Chenchen later, but was kicked out by Chenchen! 】Wu Huan quickly ran to the little orange cat and said happily.

[He didn't make things difficult for your family, Chenchen, did he? ] Xiao Luo took his gaze away from Erha, remembering that he still owed this kid a thousand points of charm, and immediately went to the ball system to pay off the debt.

【Well, I can't say it, I think he's a bit weird. 】As a pudding hamster, Wuhuan's IQ is far higher than that of the same kind, but it is not human after all, and cannot deeply understand human emotions, especially the paranoid psychology of the old Wang next door, which is simply too normal.

"Children~ urgent assembly!" The macaw grabbed the mobile phone and flew twice in mid-air excitedly, its loud voice resounding in every corner of the multimedia hall.

The four computers have been turned on, Xiao Luo, Erha, Luo Baibai, and Wuhuan are in place.

Uncle Keke fiddled with it for a long time, but did not open the live broadcast channel, and finally handed the phone to Director Li dejectedly: "Little Li, help me open the room."

As a fan of the guinea pig-Luo Baibai's mother, Stan will stay in the Waiwai live broadcast room-Luo Baibai's cabin in advance every weekend, and today is no exception.

09:30 in the morning is the time of Luo Baibai's previous live broadcast.

09 minutes before 30:5, more than 3000 people have gathered in the channel. After the live broadcast officially starts, the number of people will increase. In addition to the shit-shoveling officers who simply like guinea pigs, there are also many who are yearning for W University The student party, as well as many mother fans who are going to see "son" after work, of course, there are also many young friends who come to Luo Baibai to discuss life with unfinished homework.

As soon as 09:30 arrived, a clear picture finally appeared in the dark live broadcast room.

To Stan's surprise, the camera wobbled, as if flying in mid-air, and the first face that appeared was not the waxy and soft Luo Baibai, nor the elegant and artistic Vice President Luo, but——

"Ahahaha...Hi everyone, I'm Keke, I'll host today's live broadcast, come on, let me show you my handsome face first!"

After a series of devilish laughter, a colorful macaw came into the mirror, with a pair of small mung bean eyes clinging to the screen, which was a bit scary. After it moved its face away, the live broadcast room was already buzzing with hahahahaha.

#Ha ha ha ha ha ha, this parrot is a bit stupid#

#Hahahahahaha, why do I feel it looks familiar#

#Hahahahahaha, is it the one raised by director Li Wei's family?The voice is ugly, but the IQ is high! #

#Hahahahahaha, is that the parrot in "Glory"? #

Stan took a closer look, not to mention, it really looked like the one in the movie, so he followed up with a series of hahahahaha.

Uncle Ke Ke was a little depressed. He was stubborn and refused to ask Lao Li for help, but now he really regretted it. He couldn't hold the phone steadily!

To be precise, if it wants to be in the mirror beautifully, it cannot grab the phone and fly around by itself.

The screen swiping in the live broadcast room is still going on——

#铃科, quickly ask your director Li to help you get your phone, we want to see it for nothing! #

#coco, let's see for nothing! #

These are Luo Baibai's fans, so naturally they want to see the guinea pigs.

Uncle Ke Ke doesn’t know many words, but basically he has no major communication problems. After seeing the contents of the swiping screen clearly, he flapped his wings at Director Li Wei aggrievedly, and shouted: “Old Li, come and help me. "

When it yelled like this, the people who swiped the screen became even more excited.

#Fuck!I heard that right!Director Li is also there? #

#Hurry up and record it, I feel that today's live broadcast will definitely be worth the money! #

Li Wei stepped forward, dumbfounded, and helped his uncle Keke pick up the phone. The camera flashed by, and Li led the mirror for a second, and the crowd frantically swiped the screen.

The macaw swept away the previous embarrassment, and continued its great career as an anchor: "Fathers and folks! Tonight, I will lead everyone to approach science..."

#赛一包毒条, this is definitely not a script written by Director Li. #

#Cocoa, you're changing words. #

#Hahahahaha, close to science...#

#Cocoa, it’s not dark yet! #

Xiao Luo couldn't see the swiping screen in the live broadcast room, but now he knew from Uncle Ke Ke's on-the-spot performance that there were a lot of jokes. This is probably a typical case of not listening to the old man's words and suffering a disadvantage in front of him.

Fortunately, the old man didn't continue to struggle here, and quickly explained the matter clearly and concisely.

"The content of today's live broadcast is a 2V2 match. The familiar Luo Baibai and Wu Huan from Su Chen's family will fight against my beloved little orange cat and that stupid little erha!" Macaw said generously. The passionate impromptu speech fully demonstrated how an unqualified anchor is trained.

#可可，You are unqualified as an anchor. How can you stamp it before we see the shadow!Erha will cry! #

#Wow!Is the five rings of Su Yingdi's house also there?Big surprise! #

#小橘猫Is it the one I imagined?The one who plays League of Legends? #

#I am the only one wondering how stupid Erha is? #

#666666666 So is this a game of two mice vs a cat and a dog?Than what ah, cocoa? #

The screen swiped quickly, and before the four righteous masters appeared, the screen was already swiped by a local tyrant giving a gift.

Uncle Ke Ke was stunned for a moment, as if he had forgotten his words, Mung Dou Xiaoyan met Director Li, and then replied belatedly: "The content of the competition is to watch the fruit repeatedly. Come on, Lao Li, switch the camera!"

The camera switches to the four cats in front of the computer desk: the little orange cat, the little Erha, the guinea pig, and the pudding hamster, sitting in a row, holding a specially customized mouse and waiting for an order, and they will start immediately.

"Hey, go back and say hello to the audience!" Uncle Ke Ke landed steadily on top of Xiao Luo's computer screen.

"Meow!" Xiao Luo turned around, looked at the cell phone camera in Director Li Wei's hand, tilted his head slightly, and responded foolishly.As a good hand at acting cute and coquettish, such a small matter would naturally not trouble him.

"Wow, woof!" Erha imitated the example, his buttocks twisted happily, and his tail flicked non-stop.

On the other side, Luo Baibai and Wuhuan are well-known Internet celebrities who know how to behave in front of the camera. After Mengmengda said hello, with the hoarse voice of the macaw announcing, the competition officially kicked off!

The live broadcast room swiped the screen quickly.

#what to do!I love all four of these!It's like stroking a cat's fur! #

#小橘猫 is so cute, I really want to touch it! #

#Really that little orange cat who can only play League of Legends!The last time I saw the video on the official Weibo of Xingchen Studio, I have a deep memory! #

#小儿ha doesn’t look stupid, haha, so cute! #

#我家白白 is still as cute as ever!Mama loves you, okay! #

#啊~啊~五环~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring~ I drop the fifth ring, quickly look at Ma Ma, you Ma Ma is here~#

Uncle Coco watched the screen silently, and protested dissatisfiedly: "You stupid human beings, no one calls me cute, it's too much!"

"My family is so cute!" Director Li boasted quite a bit of face.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Uncle Keke was so angry that he almost went on strike.

Fruit Lianliankan, divided into nine levels, from simple to difficult, each level has three chances to remind, up to eight times, the countdown is 15 seconds to the end, if you have not found the same two fruits that can be eliminated, the game Declare failure.

Under normal circumstances, a person with quick eyes and quick hands can play this fruit Lianliankan. If everything goes well, he can pass the level in about two hours.

Luo Baibai's live broadcast used to last only half an hour, but this time it started on time at 09:30, and it would definitely end before [-]:[-] at the latest, so almost everyone didn't think these four cute creatures could pass the level.

Everyone just watch the fun and show some face to the little ones, who made them so cute?

After pressing the [Start] button, the four stared intently at the screen to find the same fruit.

Uncle Ke Ke was not idle either, and asked Director Li to take pictures one by one, and he explained next to him that the first person to suffer was Erha, who was marked with the stupid sign by it.

"Well, this is a erha, which belongs to the relatively stupid kind, everyone, please take a look—"

"Oh, I can't find it, I can't find it alive and dead, don't be stunned, quick reminder! Well, Erha has used up the three reminders of the first level, come on, let's count down together, five four three two one... GAME OVER !Please start over, ahahahaha - did I just say it, it's stupid!"

"Woof!" Keke, you bullied me, so I won't be with you!

"Touch the dog's head, don't cry, stand up and continue masturbating~"

The macaw touched Erha's mind symbolically, and flew away triumphantly.

#Fuck!The IQ of this parrot is so high!It feels faster than the average child's reaction! #

#李道家’s parrot must have memorized the lines in advance! #

#铃科 is indeed very smart, I remember it was reported on the Internet that its IQ is about the same as that of a ten-year-old child! #

#可可666666666666 for you little flower! #

The macaw landed next to the little orange cat: "This is my little orange cat, named... Xiaopang!"

Xiao Luo almost spat a mouthful of old blood on Uncle Ke Ke's face, what are you doing yelling so loudly, little fat!

"My little orange cat is very smart, ah ha ha ha ha, inherited from me..."

#Coco Shameless Hahahahahaha#

#小胡6666666666A name that is so down-to-earth#

#Ten orange cats, nine are fat, and one overwhelms the Kang.Fatty is a great name! #

#Everyone noticed, look at the screen of the little orange cat, the second pass! ! ! ! #

#Fuck!This is just the beginning, and Xiaopang's hints are useless even once! #

#This is an orange cat that plays games very 666666666! #

Uncle Ke Ke looked at the contents of the swiping screen, as well as the local tyrant who was frantically swiping gifts for the little orange cat, and suddenly saw one of them named... Ling Xiaosu, and couldn't help being happy.

[Little orange cat, your excrement shoveler just painted a villa, ahahaha! 】

Sure enough, he is rich and willful.Xiao Luo wanted to cover his face.

"Come on, let's go see how the battle between Baibai and Wuhuan's star team is going?" The macaw twisted its tail and jumped from Xiao Luo's computer desk to Luo Baibai's side. "Both Baibai and Wuhuan are still in the first level. Methodical, unhurried, very general! If this trend continues, I feel that they will win!"

#可可You are wrong, Xiaopang is so hot, he will definitely not lose! #

#But Xiaopang has Erha holding back! #

#Don’t dislike our erha, you must know that as a little milk dog, it is still very cute, look at how happy its buttocks are twisting! #

The live broadcast finally lasted for an hour, and the number of onlookers soared from more than 3000 to more than 2. Su Chen, Luo Qingqiu, and Bai Qingyun didn't take a break, they kept giving gifts to their children to cheer them up.

At the end of the live broadcast, Erha was still struggling in the first level, and even the people who ate melons couldn’t help but feel bitter tears for him, but think about it carefully: this is the correct way to open a pet!

Take a look at the little orange cat next door: it was flying like lightning all the way, and it was very heroic. In just one hour, it rushed to the seventh level!There have been eight reminder opportunities, and no one doubts that it will pass the level in the end, it is only a matter of time.

And Luo Baibai and Wuhuan's star team performed very steadily from the beginning to the end. The two walked at the same pace and rushed to the fourth level in an hour. Congratulations!

"I announce the result of this Fruit Lianliankan contest: the chubby player from the grassroots team will win!" Uncle Coco announced arrogantly, attracting protests from everyone.

#可可你帮助啊, you can’t judge the little orange cat to win just because you like it, this is a 2V2 match, and we should win for nothing with Wuhuan! #

#小胡威武吧吧Hahahaha!But Erha is so stupid and cute! #

#Is this a draw?cocoa? #

"I'm the referee, I have the final say!" Uncle Coco Black Referee dismissed the protest quite arbitrarily, "Oh, it's almost time, I'm going to eat, bye everyone!"

#Hey Hey hey!You are too unprofessional as an anchor, at least tell me when you will come to broadcast next time! #

#我想知道小胡When will it start broadcasting, take us to the League of Legends 233#

#Xiaopang, I'll wait for you to start the live broadcast, make an appointment! #

Xiaopang said: Please don't call me Xiaopang, thank you!