My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After the live broadcast, the four in front of the computer continued to play Fruit Lianliankan, especially Erha, who vowed to pass the first level and be ashamed!

King's Harem

Macaw-Coco: Ouch, the popularity value has increased by another 20000 points, so annoying, who will exchange some charm points with me?

My Neighbor Totoro-San Hui: Ke Ke, are you out wandering again?

Macaw-Coco: Akimbo and laughing.jpg, Little Orange Cat, Erha, Baibai, Wuhuan, went out with me, and we started a live broadcast just now, do you understand?

My Neighbor Totoro-San Hui: ... Isn't it strange for humans to see you like this?

Xiao Luo just broke through the seventh checkpoint, casually glanced at the chat records of the eyeball group, what Sanhui said was not unreasonable, it is not surprising that a parrot speaks human words, but it is so slippery, and it has repeatedly created explosive points , all kinds of unscientific!

Macaw-Coco: I have an IQ certificate, so smart!Sanhui, I tell you to eat more millet and walnuts, you don’t listen to me, look at you now, you can’t solve the three-dimensional equation...

Uncle Ke Ke started to gossip in the group, Xiao Luo decided to temporarily block these gossips, and turned to his personal account to take a look. Seeing this, he couldn't help being shocked: popularity value +35000!

And it's still rising rapidly.

He clearly remembered that the total number of people in the live broadcast room was only over 2, right?Is there anyone else broadcasting in the channel?

"Beep beep——" Qiuqiu's new message sounded.

While operating the mouse, Xiao Luo distractedly glanced at the news.

Husky-Xiao Er: Little Meow!I received that you returned my charm points, ok. jpg, and then I also gained almost 20000 popularity points, oh, oh, I can buy dried fish!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Can't you stop thinking about dried fish and cat food?

Xiao Luojiu, maybe the reason Erha is so stupid is because he ate too much cat food?

Husky-Xiao Er: You don't understand!How delicious the dried fish is!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I just want to say, you seem to be GAME OVER again.

Husky-Xiao Er: Hey, meow, why are you so smart?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Because I never eat dried fish.

As a human being, what kind of cat food and dried fish do you eat!I only eat the meals prepared by the shit shovel officer, that's how willful I am!

Xiao Luo cut out the ball system and focused his attention on Lianliankan. He didn't even react when his shit-shoveling officer came behind him.

In the eighth level, the fruit pictures will move randomly, and they will be mirrored suddenly. Even the countdown is shortened to ten seconds. Only when the continuous effective operation of one second reaches ten times in a row will the countdown be extended by one second. In short : It is quite difficult.

Ling Su stood quietly behind the little orange cat, watching Xiao Luo's chubby paws holding the mouse and clicking pictures quickly, with a level of proficiency no less than that of a human being.

The little Erha in front of the computer on the left has completely given up, like a salted fish collapsed on the table and licked the fur on his stomach.

The two computers on the right, Luo Baibai and Wuhuan also retreated one after another, failed to break through the fifth checkpoint, comforted each other for a while, and ran to the little orange cat to see his brave performance.

Slowly, Director Li Wei, Su Yingdi, Deputy Director Luo, and Bai Qingyun all gathered around. Although no one spoke, the expressions on everyone's faces all expressed the same meaning: This cat is so powerful and smart!

The clicking sound of the mouse was rhythmic, and the little orange cat's movements were always orderly and unhurried, just like Uncle Coco described Wu Huan and Luo Baibai before, quite general demeanor!

The time passed by one minute and one second, and the eighth level was successfully passed!

Director Li and Best Actor Su exchanged glances silently, and then secretly communicated on WeChat.

Levi: What do you think?

Su Chen: I feel like I'm getting better soon. I thought Wu Huan was smart enough. Is your family's IQ high enough?As a result, this chubby is even more powerful!

Li Wei: The protagonist of Xiao Su's movie is a cat. Why do I feel that he planned to let Xiaopang play the leading role a long time ago?

Su Chen: Every new papa has the same mentality, smile.jpg

Li Wei: This cat is so smart that people will miss it.

Su Chen: Xiao Su is no ordinary person.

Li Wei: That's right, I'm a little worried.

After the two looked at each other with a tacit smile, they turned their attention to Xiaojumao's computer again, thinking that they could witness a miracle happen with their own eyes, but in the last level, Xiaopang made a mistake in the operation and the game was over.

The little orange cat is pretending to lower its head and lick its paws, making a mistake?Of course it didn't exist, Xiao Luo just came to his senses suddenly and realized that he was too ostentatious, so he deliberately made a mistake.

"Meow ~" turned around, pretended to be hit, and threw herself on the shit shovel officer to act like a baby.

"Little Fatty is really amazing!" Ling Su sincerely praised, although he could see that the gameover was caused by the little orange cat's deliberate mistakes at the last moment, but this game is not the same for a teenage child. One-time customs clearance, no rework halfway.

"Meow!" Really?Then come and give me some substantive praise?

Xiao Luo was hanging on the shit shovel officer, rubbing his head vigorously, acting shamelessly in all kinds of ways, watching the charm value go up, he was in a good mood!

The balance is sufficient, and you can go surfing again at night.

[Little orange cat, what are your plans for the afternoon? 】Uncle Coco hovered in the air, flying staggeringly.

Xiao Luo thought for a while, these days Ling Su was basically wasting time with him, and today is the weekend, so he probably won't go to the company for the time being, so——

[Sleep with my shit shoveler! 】

【You worthless, why do you sleep in broad daylight! 】Uncle Coco was upset when he heard it. It has been a long time since Lao Li slept with Lao Li. Ever since Lao Li had a wife, he fought with all kinds of goblins. Thinking about it is really a bitter tear!

[Xiao Miao, won't your shit-shoveling officer go to the crew to audition to be a judge this afternoon? 】Wu Huan squatted on Su Yingdi's shoulder, asking questions in a sticky manner.

[Is it the drama crew that Ke Ke mentioned? ] Luo Baibai also chimed in with great interest.

Only Erha is still out of the situation: "Wow!" What a mess?My little sister is going to be the heroine, so I don't want to disturb the base!

Xiao Luo thought about it carefully, the heroine in a gay movie... this one is a bit unimaginable.

The group had a simple meal, and Lao Luo was going to deal with the donation, so he took Luo Baibai away first.

Director Li Wei and Actor Su took Ke Ke and Wu Huan to the audition scene of "First Love" to be the judges. Before leaving, Ke Ke insisted on inviting Xiao Luo to be the judge together. Xiao Luo waved his claws and directly refused.

Although his shit-shoveling officer is an investor in "First Love", but Ling Su has been out of business recently, Xiao Luo is naturally happy to live a two-person world with the shit-shoveling officer, so he doesn't go to that crowded and noisy place, if he runs out A little monster caused trouble, and it was inconvenient for him to clean it up.

"Senior Ling, do you have any arrangements for the afternoon?" Bai Qingyun led the Erha to the end. She had a good impression of Ling Su at first, but after a few contacts, she found that Senior Ling was actually a nice person besides his aloof appearance. Especially the attitude towards the little orange cat, he is simply a novice papa.

For a moment, she couldn't help being moved again. When she was single, it was not illegal to like someone and take the initiative to pursue them.

"Yes." Unfortunately, Ling Su didn't give her a chance at all.

Bai Qingyun was a little overwhelmed, and at the same time she was disappointed, but also relieved from the bottom of her heart. The other party's direct refusal attitude had already clearly told her that he had no other thoughts about her.

"Then, goodbye, senior."

"Goodbye." Ling Su turned around politely and coldly, and left with the little orange cat in his arms.

Xiao Luo vaguely realized that the shit-shoveling officer of his family had just rejected the invitation of a beautiful woman, and it was so ruthless and awesome!

"Beep beep-"

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, my little sister seems very sad.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Twisted melons are not sweet.

He didn't have the nerve to say, my shit-shoveling officer is gay, and he definitely wouldn't like girls, and he can only like me!

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, I don’t understand.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Oh, it's nothing, you can comfort your little sister more!

Husky-Primary Two: Kiss?

Xiao Luo almost burst out laughing, and fortunately Erha is still a puppy, otherwise he would definitely be beaten like a hooligan!

But then again...

Xiao Luo carefully grabbed Ling Su's clothes and climbed up, and got close to the Shit Shovel Officer's chin. When the other party was not paying attention, he kissed him, and then quickly withdrew his head.

He is now a hooligan.

How will the shit shoveler react?

Ling Su was stunned for a moment, touched his chin, smiled silently, then lowered his head and kissed the little orange cat's head: a mouthful of hair.

"Little Fatty, is there any place you want to visit in City Z?"

After Xiao Luo meowed, she thought about it carefully, but said nothing.

He grew up in Z City since he was a child. When he was very young, he studied with his master, but his parents went out all the year round, and his master would go out for a period of time every month, so that he slowly developed In addition to the character of an otaku, he doesn't like to go out very much, and most of his energy is spent on hacking techniques, which makes him even more nerdy.

"Think about it, how about we search the Internet and make a detailed plan when we go back?" Ling Su's voice was gentle.

Xiao Luo had the illusion that his ears were going to be pregnant, and he wanted to nod immediately, but luckily he still had some scruples, so he meowed reservedly.

Originally thought it would be a two-person world in the afternoon, but when he returned to the door of the apartment, he found the eldest brother of the Ling family standing there, Xiao Luo was extremely surprised.

"Brother, why are you here?" Ling Su was also surprised. Under normal circumstances, if there is something to do, wouldn't it be enough for Ling Yan to call?

Ling Yan nodded slightly, and took out an EMS file bag from his briefcase: "Your courier has been delivered to your home, I sent it to you, and then grandpa asked me to ask you: Do you have someone you like? "

Ding!Xiao Luo instantly pricked up his ears, concentrated his mind, and prepared to eavesdrop openly.

Ling Su was stunned for a moment, and asked back, "Who did you hear, Grandpa?"

"Someone sent an anonymous letter with a picture of you kissing someone inside."