My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After the king's profile picture was grayed out, Xiao Luo secretly dug out his cell phone while Ling Su wasn't paying attention, and sent a text message to Taoist Master Qingfeng.

【Master, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, I bought you your favorite sweet rice dumplings, please send me the address, and I will send it to you. 】

After 3 minutes, the reply from the other side came: Xiao Luo, did you remember wrongly?I don't like to eat sweet rice dumplings, I like to eat meat rice dumplings with egg yolk!It's too troublesome to mail things, next time I come to you, let's have a good time, okay!

Xiao Luo stared at the text message, and then deleted the record after a while. He can probably be sure that Master Qingfeng is not the master anymore, because the master doesn't like to eat zongzi.

and so--

The king is his master?

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ~

The little orange cat happily rolled around in the cat's litter twice, and suddenly stopped: Why did Master lie to him?What is the relationship between Master and Taoist Master Qingfeng?

"Little Fatty, I registered a crooked account for you, and applied for a live broadcast room, would you like to take a look?" The voice of the excrement shoveler came from the study.

Xiao Luo immediately dropped the phone and ran over quickly.

He has been wanting to do this thing in the live broadcast room for a long time, especially the live broadcast with Uncle Coco and the others last weekend. Not to mention that his popularity has risen by [-]. Continue to rise!

It's a pity that Ling Su has been busy and didn't help him, and he himself is not good at revealing his identity openly, so he has been wasting all the time.

Xiaopang's live broadcast room... Isn't the name too down-to-earth?

Xiao Luo protested dissatisfiedly, and slapped the back of the shit-shoveling officer's hand with one paw, and stared at the man urgently: I stare ~ change your name quickly!

"The camera and microphone have been connected to you. I'm going to the company this afternoon. You can stay at home by yourself, okay?" Ling Su said softly while stroking the little orange cat's head, "If there are strangers If someone knocks on the door, don't just open it, you know?"

Xiao Luo knew exactly who this stranger was referring to, but what his shit-shoveling officer didn't know was that Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" could come and go freely in and out of their house without him needing to open the door.

"Meow~" The little orange cat responded obediently, subconsciously ignoring some unreasonable actions of the shit shovel officer.

Ling Su lowered his head and kissed Xiao Luo's forehead, took the prepared materials, turned and left.

Chenxi's acquisition case has been overturned. Instead of eating such a giant, it is better to start from scratch, and everything can be developed according to his requirements.

"Little Fatty, I made a new bottle of milk powder for you and put it on the table. Remember to drink it when you're hungry." Before leaving, the excrement shoveler took the trouble to confess again.

Xiao Luo meowed, and waved his paw towards the other party. Although he wanted to go with him, but——

He is more interested in the live broadcast room at the moment, and Ling Su is carrying a talisman with him, so nothing will happen for the time being, even if something happens, the system on his side will give an early warning, so don't be afraid!

After confirming that the excrement shoveler had left, Xiao Luo held the mouse and slowly groped...

What Ling Su applied for him was a game live broadcast, all he needed to do was press the [Submit mic and broadcast live] button.

I have to say that his shit-shoveling officer is really considerate and cute!

While feeling refreshed, Xiao Luo opened the League of Legends game interface, and then clicked the live broadcast button.

The big screen is his game interface, and the small screen is where the camera is facing.

Because it was a live broadcast room just applied for, there was no one else there except Xiao Luo's own purple horse at the beginning, and he didn't care. He grabbed the game controller Ling Su had installed in advance and started to use the man-machine mode.

Without a small partner, a person's novice journey will inevitably be a bit lonely.

But soon, Xiao Luo was no longer lonely.

The melon-eaters who browsed the list of Waiwai live broadcasts finally found the small fat live broadcast room in the vast crowd.

The name Xiaopang is earthy, cowardly and down-to-earth.

But the problem is, Fatty is on fire.

First, the video of Xiaopang playing League of Legends posted on the official Weibo of Xingchen Studio was widely circulated, which laid a certain foundation for Xiao Luo's popularity.

Then came the live broadcast room of Luo Baibai, an Internet celebrity guinea pig who has already gained a certain reputation. Xiaopang became popular again. His cute appearance and smart and witty reactions broke people's perception of pet cats.

Although it is not RMB, it is impossible for everyone to like Xiaopang, and some people are still skeptical after watching the video and live broadcast. They don’t believe that there is such a smart cat in this world, and the orange cat is famous for being coquettish and easy to gain weight!

But after all, Xiao Luo's popularity is constantly rising, this is a fact.

The person who first discovered Xiaopang's live broadcast room was just a little curious, thinking that some guy borrowed the popularity of the little orange cat to make a splash, so he clicked in to have a look——

Ignorant and in a trance, a little orange cat sits in front of the camera and broadcasts how LOL novice practiced!

So word of mouth spread, and more and more people watched the excitement.

When Xiao Luo finished a round of man-machine battle, he realized that there were already nearly a thousand melon-eating crowd watching in his live broadcast room.

The crowd swiped the screen frantically, and he ignored them before.

When I saw it now, I was dazzled.

#小胡~~~~6666666666666666666#

#Xiaopang, I am your mama! #

#Xiaopang, why are you silent? #

#Xiaopang, did you ask for a call? #

#Xiaopang, where is your shit-shoveling officer? #

#Xiaopang, your jungler is doing well, please bring me~! #

#Xiaopang, when are you going to qualify?Let's scatter together~ I'll take you! #

#Xiaopang, why don’t you talk, show off your cuteness, I’ll give you a gift~#

Xiao Luo looked at the chubby scurrying around, feeling extremely tired.

"Meow~" the little orange cat called into the microphone.

The swiping screen was crazily occupied by Miao Miaomiao, and finally the first person who swiped gifts for him appeared, Xiao Luo glanced casually, damn it, that prodigal son of Ling Xiaosu!

With his shit-shoveling officer spending a lot of money as an example, the people who eat melons can't hold back, and use the 99 group of lollipops to tease the little orange cat.

Xiao Luojiong, continue the second round of man-machine battle.

The number of onlookers in the live broadcast room continued to rise, perhaps because the anchor's identity was too special, and it didn't take long for him to be on the recommendation page.

A little orange cat sitting solemnly in front of the camera playing League of Legends.

Seeing the game controller held by the cat's paw, some people began to ask where this "plug-in" can be sold, and some people questioned why their own client can't connect the game controller, but this cat can?

Questioning voices gradually increased, but they were far less than positive voices. Overall, the atmosphere was still harmonious.

Xiao Luo only acts cute occasionally, and meows a few times, most of the time he concentrates on earning points and accumulating gold coins, and an hour has passed before he knows it...

#I actually didn’t go to see the young lady’s hot dance, but watched a cat play games for an hour! #

#This cat is poisonous233#

#Looking back at Teddy who is still on the sofa at home, I really want to give it two feet! #

#Xiaopang, do you have brothers and sisters who are as smart as you?Let me introduce you! #

#Xiaopang, who is your shit shoveling officer?Can we get to know each other? #

#Xiaopang, do you lack Ma Ma?The kind with an angel face and a devil figure who went to college! #

"Meow!" There is no shortage of Ma Ma, thank you.

After finishing the man-machine battle, Xiao Luo looked at his account and found that he had already met the requirements for qualifying, but his shit-shoveling officer obviously couldn't play with him right now, so he could only go by himself .

#Wow, Xiaopang, are you going to qualify?Wait for me! #

#Xiaopang, don’t worry!Wait for me to log in to my account! #

#小胡，Come show off your cuteness, I will take you to pretend to be cool and fly together! #

Xiao Luo meowed, and decided to be a lone ranger.

It is easier to meet pig teammates in single row, and relatively speaking, double row is safer.But in the low-end solo show and the qualifying round of the bronze stage, most of the people encountered were rookies, so Xiao Luo didn't feel much pressure.

In the first game, luck was not bad, the four teammates I met had no special pitfalls, and they overthrew the enemy's crystal in less than half an hour.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was overwhelming. Those who just clicked on the channel thought it was a contest between some well-known anchor and king. Seeing that Ling Xiaopang's character was only at the fifth stage of bronze, the anchor was actually a cat! ?I almost wondered if I was hallucinating after masturbating too much...

When Xiao Luo was in the second qualifying match, the number of onlookers in the live broadcast room had already exceeded 1. After all, it was the first time for a novice anchor. Such a result is already considered very good.

#Ah ah ah ah ah!I saw Xiaopang~ but we are hostile233#

#Upstairs that come on, if you get blown up by Xiaopang, you can delete the game! #

#It's basically impossible to be blown up by Xiaopang. Don't you guys find that Xiaopang is very witty and well-planned? #

#天啦卜, 0 kills, 22 assists and 1 death in the round just now!This result is against the sky for a cat! #

#I doubt that Xiaopang is playing LOL, then the game controller must be fake, in fact, Xiaopang's papa is operating it! #

Chubby's papa said that he is busy now.

In fact, except for sneaking into the live broadcast room to see what his little orange cat was doing, Ling Su hung up the phone all the time except for the first gift.It's not that I don't care, but I'm so busy that I don't have a chance to take a sneak peek, so I can only record it and watch it later.

In the second round, Xiao Luo narrowly won.

The player who happened to be on the opposite side frantically swiped the crying emoticon in the live broadcast room, then swiped 99 lollipops and started to tease the little orange cat.

In the third round, Xiao Luo did not continue.

The little orange cat slowly moved to the front of the camera while holding a sign in the shape of a cloud made by the excrement shoveler in advance. The sign said: I'm going to sleep, bye~

#噢噢嘿，小胡很向~Let my sister kiss me, mua~#

#sleep!sleep together! #

#贝贝~ Xiaopang I follow you, when is the next live broadcast? #

The little orange cat held the sign, tilted its head, and meowed lightly, as if thinking, then blinked at the camera and turned off the live broadcast decisively.

"Oh, you had a lot of fun." Ling Xuan's recognizable voice came from behind.

Xiao Luo put the Yunduo sign in his hand away, looked back at the "Miss Sister" who came uninvited, and said nothing.

"Tomorrow I'm going to give a lecture to junior students, and the courseware hasn't been made yet, can you make one for me?" Ling Xuan sat on the computer chair, turned around, and winked at the little orange cat, "As a reward, give You are a freshly baked inner alchemy."

A white bead was sent to the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo glanced at him suspiciously: "Meow?"

"During your live broadcast, a monster just happened to come outside, and I took care of it, take it, quickly help me with the courseware!" This bossy attitude.

Xiao Luo did not refuse, the reason was very simple, he remembered the previous reminder from the king that it might not be safe recently, if Ling Xuan was around, at least there would be an extra layer of security.

"Meow!" You are misleading my son.

"I can't miss it. I don't have a few classes anyway. I'll leave when the matter here is resolved." Ling Xuan stroked the cat's fur with a smile.

Xiao Luo almost exploded: "Meow!" Don't touch me!

He has seen Ling Xuan's poisonous hands before, and every time he is touched, he feels like burning, and he doesn't know what the prototype of this guy is?

"Meow?" What exactly do you want to come to W University?

"Waiting for my destiny!" Ling Xuan said naturally, with a charming smile.