My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

"W University is a well-known university in country C, and the Department of Computer Science is particularly difficult to take. You, a person who doesn't understand anything, operated in secret, and turned into an honorary consultant. Now you need a cat to help you with the courseware to help you temporarily?"

Xiao Luo spent 599 points of love in exchange for a directional transformation card. He thought he could pass the shortcut of the portal to save time, but the copy of the skill bar, the portal and the foresight are all in a sealed state!

"Where's your face? My Miss Ling Xuan?"

"Tsk tsk, your venomous tongue is terrible, little fat." Ling Xuan sat on the computer chair lazily, his long curly hair was lifted up by him and twirled between his fingers before slipping down, "Hurry up and work, When you're done, you can go to sleep."

"What you said is simple. It's a senior in the third year, not an elementary computer basic enlightenment class for elementary school students. You can fool it with just a PPT." Xiao Luo regretted the job he took carelessly at this moment. The employer was careful and didn't say anything. He also likes to whisper in his ear.

"So you have to choose a topic carefully, fat!" The attitude that this matter has nothing to do with oneself is too flattering.

Xiao Luo stopped his movements, turned his head to look at "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan who was swaying like a puddle of water, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "I don't want this inner alchemy anymore, you can make the courseware yourself. I'm going to bed. "

"What did you say?" Ling Xuan slid down from the computer chair, stood up on one hand, shook his hair, not feeling embarrassed at all, turned around and smiled charmingly, "Do you want to regret it, little fat?"

"I didn't agree to you at first." Xiao Luo thought very clearly, love is worth using on the edge of his knife, and it can only be consumed for his family's shit shoveling officer, "Anyway, you are quite capable, go out and catch a professor and scholar now." Take something like that, force the other party to submit to help you finish the courseware, and then you can erase the other party's memory, isn't that all right? Why bother to embarrass such a small character like me?"

After speaking, the boy stood up and walked towards the bedroom.

"Your words reminded me, little fat." Ling Xuan laughed darkly, "Come back to me and finish the work well, otherwise, I will force you!"

WTF!Xiao Luo looked at the other party in shock: This guy is too shameless!

"If you dare to do this, my master will not let you go!"

"Hey, you think I'm afraid of him?"

"..." MDZZ!He finally understood the reason why Master called this guy brain-dead!

"Come here and sit down!" Ling Xuan triumphantly put his hips on his hips, with a very arrogant attitude.

Xiao Luo glanced at the transformation countdown, there were more than three minutes left, so he decided to pretend to cooperate, and when the time was up, he would transform back into a little orange cat and then he could slip away.

"That's good, little fat."

With a smile on his face, Ling Xuan knocked the inner alchemy on the young man's head, Xiao Luo's whole body trembled, and before he had time to say anything, he heard the reminder that the energy was sufficient and he was about to advance.

"To make the courseware, we first need to define a general direction, what is the topic? This is your first public appearance at W University, and your attitude must be rigorous and correct..."

"Little fat, you talk too much nonsense."

"This is not nonsense, this is the main point." Xiao Luo couldn't help getting angry, "Could it be that you think that you just need to hold a laptop, click on the PPT, and read the scriptures to hundreds of people? Text, will everything be fine if you fish in troubled waters for an hour?"

Ling Xuan's smile froze, and he asked innocently: "Isn't it?"

Embarrassed by Xiao Luo, all kinds of exhausted feelings came to his mind: "You are really not suitable to play the role of Silly Baitian."

"Tsk tsk, don't talk nonsense, do it quickly!" Silly Baitian transformed into Zhou Papi in an instant.

Xiao Luo opened the office software Microsoft PowerPoint, turned around and asked, "Let me think about the topic for you too?"

"It's up to you to decide, anyway, I don't understand." The rascal's true nature is revealed, and the appearance of not feeling ashamed is eye-opening.

Xiao Luo responded, and wrote a headline on the first PPT: How to become a hacker?

The first line is Chinese, the second line is English translation, and a selfie of a little orange cat is added to the base map.

Ling Xuan folded his hands on his chest, crossed his legs, and closed his eyes to think about things absently. When he heard the sound of keyboard tapping, he suddenly stopped. When he opened his eyes and looked, he was so angry that he jumped up: "Little Fatty, what are you doing?"

"First of all, don't call me chubby. Secondly, you let me play freely. In the end, I am the master of my territory. If you don't accept it, you can take it yourself." Xiao Luo grinned, showing two rows of neat and white teeth, "On a cat How to embark on the ups and downs of LOL's road of no return, look, what a great theme."

"You're big! Believe it or not—"

With a bang, the boy's figure disappeared, and the little orange cat landed on the computer desk. After rolling in a chubby ball proudly, it meowed cutely at Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister".

Ling Xuan pulled the corners of his mouth gloomyly: "You change back for me!"

"Meow~" No!There is a kind of you strong cat!

Xiao Luo found out that after being forcefully stuffed with an inner alchemy, he gained weight again. This time, he suddenly gained almost two catties. Obviously, the monsters that Ling Xuan had dealt with before were not weak.

But right now, he wasn't in a hurry.

Just now, after the system reminded him that he had successfully advanced, he had an extra skill that was quite heaven-defying, and he could use it without changing back to human form.

[Gaze] To achieve the purpose of speeding up cultivation through gazing, there is a certain chance of breaking the opponent's real body.Active skill, proficiency 1/100.

Xiao Luo subconsciously felt that after reaching the full level of proficiency, there should be unexpected gains, but right now is not the time to care about this.

The little orange cat jumped from the table to the chair nimbly, landed at last, and quickly ran back to the cat's nest.

"Meow!" I'm going to bed, good night!

Ling Xuan pursed his lips, sneered twice with a distorted expression, and moved to the edge of the cat's nest in an instant: "Dare to play me, I will peel your skin right now and burn you in red!"

"Meow~" Xiao Luo opened half of his eyes, and lazily flicked his tail. When he was in human form, he was really worried that Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" would use abnormal methods against him, in case his family shoveled shit If the official knew about it and misunderstood it, things would be a big deal!

As for now?

What are you afraid of!My master is a great king, ahahahaha!

To put it bluntly, he relied on the fact that he was a cat now, and the other party had nothing to do with him.

"You think you'll be fine if you turn into a cat?" Ling Xuan stretched out his hand, stretched out the five fingers of his right hand, and squeezed the void, "If you don't help me settle the matter, you will never see Ling Xiaosu again today."

Xiao Luo blinked in surprise, and found that he was grabbed by an invisible force. Immediately afterwards, scorching hot air poured in from the top of his head, rushing towards his limbs and bones in an instant. He seemed to hear the sound of bones growing ...

In just 1 minute, he found that he had turned back into a human being!

WTF!What is this operation?

"Go back and finish the courseware for me!" Ling Xuan snorted and blew on his fingers casually, "Otherwise, Ling Xiaosu didn't see Xiaopang when he came back, but saw you in the room, you know the consequences."

Xiao Luo walked towards the study room calmly, and after seeing his current appearance clearly, he was completely stunned: "You, you are so perverted!"

Ling Xuan actually turned him into Ling Su's appearance!

"Don't you like him? It's just convenient for you to lust. See how kind I am to you, little fat!"

"MDZZ!"

Xiao Luo grunted in a low voice, and had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and sit back in front of the computer. The previous child's play theme must not be used. After revising and revising, the topic was finally determined as: computer professional development prospects and its social application.

This is a well-behaved subject.

If you want to be outstanding, you have to work hard on the content. Of course, the most important thing is to test the skills of the speaker.

Xiao Luo looked hesitantly at Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" who was standing beside her like a supervisor, and sighed silently in her heart: It seems that this Consultant Ling's first appearance will be very... hard to describe.

"See what I do? Hurry up. I'm going on stage tomorrow."

"So fast?"

"Didn't I tell you just now? Otherwise, why would I come to you in a hurry. "

"I'm not a professor." Although he has been admitted to the Computer Department of W University, he is still a freshman and has not officially registered yet.

"It's okay, I trust you."

"...I'm so touched." That's strange.Actually dare not move.

Xiao Luo abandoned distracting thoughts and began to concentrate on making PPT. The content was quoted from the classics, the layout was fresh and pleasing to the eye, and the illustrations in the middle were selected with great characteristics. Generally speaking, his self-evaluation was okay, but the speaker who was not okay was the speaker he disliked.

The time passed by every minute and every second, and the clicks of the keyboard were mixed with the clicks of the mouse. After more than an hour, the first draft was completed.

"Look for yourself, what should be changed?"

"You don't need to change it." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was very generous, waved his hand, and directly threw a USB flash drive to Xiao Luo, "Give it to me."

"Wait a minute." Xiao Luo cut the PPT. After thinking about it, he was still uneasy, and explained, "After you come to the stage, you need to introduce yourself. You don't need to boast about yourself. The feeling of being tall, understand? I didn’t write this part in the PPT, so you can play it freely.”

"Tall?" Ling Xuan smiled nonchalantly, "Dual master's degree from Harvard, is this enough?"

"Enough." This is definitely the worst time Harvard has been hacked.

"I'm going back, you go to bed, little fat." As soon as Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" achieved her goal, she immediately smiled as brightly and charmingly as a flower.

"Wait! I haven't changed back yet." Xiao Luo hurriedly called him to stop, this transformation has nothing to do with the transformation card, not even a countdown, obviously this is the method of the veteran level monster.

"Reserve 10 minutes for you to play?" Ling Xuan approached with a sinister smile, "You can take a selfie or touch yourself, do you want it?"

Xiao Luo backed away with an awkward smile, and shook his head violently: "No need!" He's not so perverted yet!Sleeping with Ling Su every night, there are many opportunities to attack, why use such a wretched method?

"Oh~ then I'll let you do it." Ling Xuan snapped his fingers.

Xiao Luo watched helplessly as the opponent's body grew taller and taller, and after a bang, he turned back into a little orange cat.

"Meow?" Miss Ling Xuan, what is your prototype?

"Speaking out will scare you to death!" Seeing the seductive smile again.

The little orange cat looked up at the other party intently: "Meow?" Say it and listen?

"Ask your master." Ling Xuan said lightly, turned around and left.

Xiao Luo secretly used the gaze skill, a fire flashed in front of his eyes, and the afterimage of a big fiery red bird flashed away.

Ling Xuan seemed to have sensed something, turned around and gave him a serious look: "What did you do to me just now?"

"Meow?" The little orange cat tilted its head and changed its cuteness, completely implementing the teaching policy of the king: act like a baby, be cute, resist stubbornly, and refuse to admit it.

Ling Xuan stared at the little orange cat for a few seconds, and finally left without saying a word, as hurried and silent as he came.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, and was hesitating whether to ask the king, when the cell phone he put in the cat nest rang.

Looking at the caller ID, it turned out to be his shit-shoveling officer.

Ling Xiaosu, what are you planning to exchange when you call a cat?

Embarrassed by Xiao Luo, he finally pressed the answer button.

"Meow?" Moxi Moxi, shit shoveler, what do you want from me?

"Little Fatty, what about the name Xiaoshulin?" The voice of the excrement shoveler came clearly, with a slight smile in his low voice.

"Meow!" Xiao Shulin, who is on the same level as Xiaopang, is so down-to-earth!

"Well, I see. I'll be home in one hour, wait for me obediently."

"Meow?" Shit shoveler, what do you know?

Xiao Luo was at a loss when facing the cell phone that had ended the call.

Later, when he saw that the brokerage company registered by Ling Su was named Xiaoshulin...

Xiao Luo was suddenly a little inexplicably relieved: Is this the meaning of Ling Su who is named Xiao?Ah ha ha ha ha!