My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Ling Su found that since Xiaopang was dug out of the closet by him, he has become very clingy, and he always wants to pet him coquettishly. Touching his chin with his head, the little orange cat was so comfortable that he kept purring.

At sunset, Mao Tuanzi, who was full and happy, went back to the cat's bed to sleep contentedly, leaving the excrement shoveler alone to face the work that should have been done long ago, dumbfounding.

There is a legend circulating among the rich and famous families in C country, only a few people know: The little guy from the low-key and mysterious LOLO Pet Xuan in Z City has magical powers, and its intelligence is higher than ordinary animals. Get incredible rewards.

When Ling Su was born, an expert used to divination for him, saying that he was a celestial genius, the reincarnation of Emperor Xing, but he was destined to have a catastrophe at the age of 22. If he can get through it smoothly, he will live a happy life.The key to crossing the catastrophe lies in a cat.

Ling Su's charismatic leadership, outstanding ability to predict, and talent for business have shown Ling Su since he was a child. While Grandpa Ling is very pleased to see him, he is also secretly anxious, but his precious grandson is not willing to raise a cat.

Finally, when Ling Su was 22 years old, he accidentally got a LOLO pet shop exchange card. After being told the result of the expert divination and the legend, he collected a lot of actual cases: first, it was W University After adopting the guinea pig who loves to learn, the deputy dean was promoted from assistant professor to dean level in just one year. Of course, there is no lack of his own efforts; secondly, the richest man in J City Sentenced to the terminal stage of cancer, he had to wait until after death, but he survived miraculously. It is rumored that the white parrot he raised was from LOLO Pet House.

There are many other examples like this. After the disaster was saved, the people involved seldom publicized it, but each of them began to enthusiastically donate to the Animal Protection Association.After collecting such traceable actions, Ling Su found that the number of suspicious instances was as high as three digits.

Coupled with Grandpa Ling's earnest persuasion, Ling Su embarked on the journey to the LOLO pet shop with suspicion.

He has no special preference for cats, as long as he is well-behaved and quiet. He doesn't want to disrupt his work and life rhythm just because he has an extra cat by his side.But when he saw the little orange cat for the first time, Ling Su had a premonition: In the future, he would probably do many things against the principles for this little guy.

like now-

On the computer desk, on a pile of documents waiting to be reviewed and signed, there were a few cat hairs lying sporadically, reminding him seriously: this day, he wasted all his time on Xiaopang.

Looking back at the cat slaves around him, Ling Su genuinely felt that he could completely understand his feelings. This fluffy little guy is really cute!

But, the work has to go on.

After preparing dinner for Xiaopang, Ling Su left the apartment with his unfinished work.

When Xiao Luo woke up, it was already completely dark. A wall lamp was turned on in the living room, and there were milk cakes and water prepared by the excrement shoveler, and half a bottle of warm milk powder beside the cat litter. Intimate nothing to say.

【My lord, lord, I love you like flowers bloom in March.Come out!My mighty ball! ] When he shouted the password for the second time, Xiao Luo no longer felt ashamed. He only felt that this "big king" was very powerful. The one who ranked first in the global hacker list probably couldn't even compare with a finger in front of him.

Open the personal homepage of the ball system and check the balance: popularity value -999, charm value -520, love value +1111;

After working hard before, acting shamelessly and being cute, Xiao Luo came to a conclusion: the popularity value is calculated according to the head, and the only thing he can get from Ling Su's side is the charm value. Momo, every time it is +20 soaring, and soon, he will be able to get rid of the burden of negative charisma!

But what about popularity?

Xiao Luo was a little annoyed, he clicked on the mall page casually, and couldn't help opening the popular hot sale, drooling at the [Wishing Card].

"Beep beep——" It was a very primitive message notification sound.

Xiao Luo came back to his senses and saw that there was a message from @Everyone in [The Great King's Harem], he opened it curiously.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Looking for a C language source program: an integer, adding 100 to it is a perfect square number, adding 168 is another perfect square number, what is the number?Reward: 200 popularity points + 200 charm points.

Xiao Luo took a look, this was simply a bonus question for him!Strangely, no one said anything.

He looked at Luo Baibai's profile picture again, it was a guinea pig, and thinking of the fact that the Vice President of W was also surnamed Luo, Xiao Luo suddenly felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary.

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: No one will?The reward is doubled, let an expert help me solve it, otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Macaw-Coco: Baibai, you'd better go back and ask your old Luo, we can't help you, it's too difficult.

Hamster-Wuhuan: Baibai, you are so eager to learn, I am so ashamed, I have eaten too much these days, and I am struggling again, so I will withdraw first and go to exercise.

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Hey, old Luo is on a date.

Xiao Luo watched intently, the bubbling ones, plus the ones chatting on the screen before, each of them was the head portrait of an animal, and the format of the user name was unified with the species plus the name, so——

The king's harem group is full of refined animals? !

It wasn't until later that Xiao Luo knew that every one in this group had walked out of the LOLO Pet Shop.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I can solve this problem.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Hey, is it a newcomer?Hello, I add you as a friend, let's chat privately.

Xiao Luo looked at his username a bit tangled up. He tried twice but couldn't modify it. It seemed that his skills were not up to the mark. After confirming Luo Baibai's friend application, he could check the balance of the other party's wallet. Some doubts.

Luo Baibai popularity value: +99999, charm value +99999, love value +1.

If the other party is really the guinea pig of the deputy dean of W's house, there is nothing surprising about the popularity and charm. Many students in W University are fans of this guinea pig who loves to learn.

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, why is your love value so high, I’m so envious, drool.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't know either, but I am very envious of the popularity and charm points!

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: This is very simple, as long as more humans know your existence, like you, and give you gifts, it will be able to go up, but my love value has not been able to go up .I really want to exchange for a time-limited transformation card...

Xiao Luo looked at his balance in surprise, since love is so hard to increase, where did his +1111 come from?Looking at Luo Baibai's covetousness for the transformation card, it is not difficult to deduce that these animals that are about to become sperm have no way to transform into adults, but they do have higher intelligence than ordinary animals, and their IQ can almost match that of a teenager. child.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: For nothing, let me give you the source code of that question first.In addition, can love value be traded?

Xiao Luo waved his paw quickly, since Ling Su wasn't there anyway, he didn't have to worry about anything, he completed Luo Baibai's task in less than a minute, and the system reminded him that he had received a transfer from the other party.

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: Your Majesty probably has special considerations, so only this love value cannot be transferred, and I don’t know how to get it.Ah, Lao Luo is back, I'm going offline first, bye.

Xiao Luo looked at the other person's avatar that instantly turned gray, and looked back at his own balance: popularity value -599, charisma value -120, love value +1111, negative numbers turned positive, just around the corner!

"Dididi——" the only second profile picture in the friend list flickered, and it was Erha.

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, how did you change your name?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't know.

Husky-Xiao Er: I haven't seen you for a day, and your balance is all negative, woo woo woo, I wanted to ask you to borrow some to grab the dried fish.

Xiao Luo had no choice but to support his forehead, the existence of such a powerful ball system against the sky, a positive example like Luo Baibai, a proper big winner, and a bad one like Erha, probably focused on eating and spending the balance It's all over, after all, although this guy is a bit stupid, his ability to be coquettish and cute is not low at all.

Of course, the worst one is himself: the popularity value and charm value are all negative!

Husky-Xiaoer: Meow, why did your love value increase so much all of a sudden?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't know.

Husky-Xiaoer: Aren't you going to redeem the time-limited transformation card?

The other party's reaction once again verified Xiao Luo's guess: Transformation cards are very precious to them, just like children would long to grow up to live a chic and free life and no longer be controlled by adults. No matter what, I want to experience the feeling of becoming a human being.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Not for now.

If it is really difficult to obtain love points as they say, he needs to cherish this +1111 points even more, and use them wisely at critical moments.

After chatting with Erha for a while, Xiao Luo quit the ball system, and the hour hand has already pointed to eight o'clock.

The little orange cat stretched, crawled out of the cat nest, and walked towards the study with a clear goal. Before Ling Su came back, he needed to go to the ball again to ask the master something, and check the information of LOLO pet shop by the way.

Clap, clap, clack, the sound of keyboard tapping sounded quickly, with occasional pauses, it was inconvenient for the cat's paws to step on the buttons on the mechanical keyboard, and the probability of making mistakes was relatively high, so Xiao Luo could only patiently go back and make corrections.

Master's Qiuqiu number was not online as expected, so he left after leaving a message, then opened the webpage and started searching for the information he wanted, but unexpectedly found a post.

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The author has something to say: C language source program: an integer, it is a perfect square number after adding 100, and it is a perfect square number after adding 168, what is the number?

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