My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

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LZ: The following rankings are sorted by the time when each cute thing became popular.

First place: pudding hamster - five rings.

The favorite pet of actor Su Chen, the picture will not be uploaded. How cute is the real one. You can follow the following Weibo of the best actor Su Chen. He shows off his pet every day. It is said that this hamster can read the script and match the lines. I also turn on the TV to watch cartoons by myself, and I especially like to pose for pictures!

Second place: My Neighbor Totoro - Sanhui.Attached three gray.jpg

This chinchilla is certainly no stranger to everyone. The chinchilla that became popular last year can solve quadratic equations in one yuan, take care of children, and play the piano. Well, although it is a bit ugly to play, no matter how you say it, the chinchilla of Dr. Zhao’s family Just unusual!

Third place: Macaw - Cocoa.

Since the macaw named Coco appeared in the movie "Glory" directed by Li Wei, Director Li finally broke out of country C and went international. In 2018, he won the first Academy Award for Best Director and became The first director in country C to receive this honor.Coco in the movie has gained a lot of pink with its lifelike ventriloquism, superb acting skills and powerful diamond claws.It is also rumored that Coco is Director Li's favorite pet, and Director Li joked that this parrot saved his life.

Fourth place: Golden Retriever - Little Yellow

Although the name is a bit rustic, but the deity is very handsome, [picture] [picture], there are videos of this golden retriever picking up children to and from school, and pushing a cart to the supermarket for shopping. It is not difficult to see from the video that Xiao Huang can not only distinguish The face value of RMB can also be used for simple arithmetic.

Fifth place: Guinea pig - Luo Baibai.Here comes our main event, the guinea pigs that will be broadcast live!Have you seen it?

W University is a well-known university in country C. Many giants from all walks of life come from W University. The guinea pig that started the live broadcast today is also from W University!Oh, of course, it's not a student, but the pet of Vice President Luo Qingqiu's family!According to the feedback of many students of W University: This guinea pig named Luo Baibai loves to study very much. He often goes to the library to read books, and recently learned to surf the Internet. Content?If you are interested, you can click the video link below, and you will discover a brand new world!

1#: Is the host a bit too exaggerated?No matter how pet an animal is, it's not a human being. Totoro, who can solve quadratic equations in one variable, looks like someone helped to cheat!

2#: The matter of Sanhui is true, Dr. Wuli Zhao released the video on Weibo.

3#: Nothing is impossible. The intelligence of a golden retriever is not low, about the same as a six-year-old child. It is not uncommon to be able to buy things by yourself and take care of children.

4#: Wow~ They are so cute, I really want to raise one...

5#: I became a fan of Luo Baibai, and after watching [his] live broadcast, I decided to give it my all and head towards W University!

6#: There is a white parrot in my grandfather's house, which is also very evil. It can sing Huangmei Opera, Peking Opera, and speak eighteen dialects!

Xiao Luo quickly browsed through a few pages of comments, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious. While people were amazed at the fact that pets are getting smarter and smarter today, some people found out that all these cute animals came from one place: LOLO Pet Shop.

There is a link to the live video of the guinea pig in the post, Xiao Luo looked at it curiously, Luo Baibai is a white black-eyed guinea pig, the snow-white short hair is as smooth as satin, and the black pearl-like eyes look special when facing the camera Innocent and ignorant.

At the beginning of the video, Luo Baibai recorded it with his mobile phone, because the camera was shaking all the time, the angle of view was very confusing, and there was a low-pitched laughing voice next to him, discussing with him to help him hold the phone, and then the camera turned, and the angle of view immediately returned to normal stand up.

The whole video is not too long, only 10 minutes. Luo Baibai live broadcasted two things from beginning to end: eating, reading, and then picked the questions of two viewers in the live broadcast to answer on the spot. Because of the relationship between Lao Luo's dubbing, Xiao Luo watched With much relish, he finally understood why Luo Baibai's popularity and charisma were so high!

Live broadcast... Maybe he can try it too?

Xiao Luo was eager to try, but at the critical moment, he calmed down, he is different from Luo Baibai after all, no matter how intelligent this guinea pig is, it can be regarded as a ten-year-old child at most, so no matter how much it loves to study, it cannot write Simple source code program.

Maybe he should test Ling Su's bottom line first.

Thinking in another way, with Ling Su's temperament, he can accept a cat that is smart enough to hear people's words, act coquettishly, act cute, and play games. The glorious deeds of the cat come first, but what if the cat is actually a man in cat skin?

Recalling Ling Su's attitude towards Bai Qingyun, Xiao Luo couldn't help but shudder. The image of his shit-shoveling officer in front of outsiders seems a bit cold?Probably only when facing him, a non-aggressive kitten, would he become all kinds of considerate, talkative and snake-spirited.

So, he has to hold on. If he can't hold on, he will probably be discarded and become... a stray cat?

Xiao Luo stared wide-eyed in horror, looked at the time displayed in the lower right corner of the computer screen, quickly cleared his browsing history, then shut down, cleaned up the scene carefully to ensure that no cat hair was left, and then returned to the computer with peace of mind. Wo, holding the phone and playing.

Compared with the ball system, the screen of this iPhone 9 is too small, and the virtual keyboard is also quite inconvenient. Only the rhythm master can barely satisfy his current situation, practice more claws, and when he is flexible, he will take more orders !Or, he can sell himself with Luo Baibai, for example: 10000 popularity points + 10000 charm points for a monthly subscription?Provide four foreign language translations, proficient in computer hardware and software language programs, and can write programs to develop small games...

"Little Fatty, are you awake?" Ling Su came back at 09:30, and couldn't help laughing when he saw the little orange cat lying in the cat bed playing games, "Aren't your paws tired? You're almost grown Internet addicted cat."

"Meow~" The little orange cat immediately threw away the phone, rushed forward to act like a baby, rubbed its head against its legs, and purred.

For the sake of charm, Xiao Luo even gave up his principles.

"I haven't seen you for three hours, Xiaopang just misses me so much, come on, give me a hug!" Ling Su put the things in his hand, and immediately hugged the little orange cat, the little thing has been around his legs Turn, he couldn't move his legs, and he was afraid that he would not notice stepping on it when he stepped down.

"Meow~" Yes, I miss the charm you brought me!

"Little fat, do you eat a little too much?" Ling Su stretched out his hand to touch the round belly of the little orange cat, and inexplicably remembered Xiaoxiao's sentence in the Xingchen R&D team, "Nine out of ten orange cats are fat, and one is overwhelmed." kang".

"Meow?" Xiao Luo stretched out his paws to touch his belly, and froze. He used to have a physique of not gaining weight, and he never tabooed food, but he was a bit picky about eating.But the orange cat seems to gain weight easily?

"It's okay. You should eat more when you're still growing." Seeing the terrified expression of the little orange cat, Ling Su hurriedly comforted him. Sometimes even he himself wondered how he could treat a little orange cat that had only been brought back for two days. Why is the milk cat so caring?

Obviously he had tried to keep some other small pets before, but in the end they were all gone. As for the cat?I never even thought about it.

Well, it must be because of the LOLO Pet Shop, the little guys from this place are generally more cute.

Ling Su quickly found the answer for himself.

"Meow?" The little orange cat replied listlessly.

Thinking about how fast the cat grows, maybe a few months later, Master has not settled it yet, and I have already turned into a big fat cat!Xiao Luo's heart is so cold, it can't be done, he must hurry up to earn popularity points and charisma points, and what is the mysterious love point, he also has to study it, if he can find the ball system With the mysterious king behind him, maybe there is nothing wrong with it!

"Little Fatty, you are really..." Ling Su smiled lightly and shook his head, this feeling of raising a son?Seems good too.

Hey, shit shoveler, what have you thought of again?Xiao Luo looked at Ling Su suspiciously. From a close distance, the other party's ivory white complexion was delicate and smooth, his facial features were handsome and his temperament was soft, it was simply beautiful like a painting, and all the images of snake spirits, chatterboxes, and dramatists disappeared immediately. There are only three words left in his mind: Dashuaibi!

As Xiao Luo grew up, it was the first time he realized that he was also a proper face dog.

"Stay in the cat's nest obediently, don't run around, I'm going to take a bath first." Ling Su said dotingly, stroked the little orange cat's chin, and put it back in the cat's nest, "If you promise not to If you can pee casually, I will allow you to sleep on the bed tonight."

Plop!Plop!Plop!Xiao Luo heard that his heartbeat was unusually abnormal, he stared blankly at the shit shovel officer, and after three seconds, he turned around resolutely, lay down, and curled up into a ball.

Who cares about your bed?How dare you use beauty tricks on me!Heck, I won't be fooled.

Huh?Ling Su looked at the little orange cat who suddenly changed his face in wonder, not sure if he was really sleepy, or didn't understand what he said?

He specially took the time to consult with Vice President Xia Luo. His guinea pig Luo Baibai's IQ is equivalent to that of a ten-year-old child, while the cat's IQ is relatively high in the animal world. Is the intelligence equivalent to a seven or six-year-old child?It should be understood.

Are you angry?

Ling Su was confused and secretly anxious, so he directly sent a message for help to Luo Qingqiu: Uncle Luo, my chubby is angry, what should I do?

In less than a minute, the approachable Vice President Luo replied: Just a kiss, just smile.jpg

Ling Su: ...