My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

When Xiao Luo woke up, it was already 05:30 in the evening. Seeing that his shit-shoveling officer was still sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, he couldn't help feeling a little anxious: The effect of [sleep until dawn] is too good, Does Ling Su really want to sleep until tomorrow morning?

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, where should we go for dinner?

It's the same wherever he goes, anyway, he only has to watch, Xiao Luo sighed silently.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I used [Sleep until dawn] once on Ling Su, and he hasn't woken up yet, could something happen?

Xiao Luo ran to the pillow and licked the shit-shoveling officer's face. Ling Xiaosu, who was like Sleeping Beauty, was really worrying.

Ling Xuan didn't reply, and ran over directly. The ability to enter the house through the wall at this moment is simply convenient and practical. If it wasn't for the wrong timing, Xiao Luo would have wanted to steal his teacher.

"How many hours?"

"Meow..." More than three hours.

"Then it's still early before waking up. In my opinion, it's better to pour a pot of boiling water to make sure I wake up immediately!" Ling Xuan smirked and geared up.

Xiao Luo glared at the other party dissatisfied, and was dumbfounded when he saw it: "Meow?" Where's your hair?

The climate in Sanya is humid and hot. Lingxuan's "Miss Sister" has already changed into a T-shirt, beach pants and flip-flops. Her smooth, smooth and iconic long curly hair has been cut off with a single knife, and she has been trimmed into short fluffy and elegant hair. Xiao Luo almost didn't recognize it.

"Isn't it? It's too hot." Ling Xuan laughed awkwardly, he wouldn't tell the little orange cat that he was struck by lightning because he despised the way of heaven, so he simply cut off his afro hair.

"Meow..." I thought you said it casually before.

Xiao Luo was a little regretful, what a fine hair, like satin, and looking at it this way, he was embarrassed to call the other party Miss Sister now, but with a different hairstyle, the Miss Sister instantly became a little brother, and the effect was as good as Facelift comparable.

"I'll call your master over here. Most of the things in the Qiuqiu Mall are produced by the demon world. He is more aware of the efficacy of those weird things." Ling Xuan probably felt a little uncomfortable with the regretful expression of the little orange cat. He made an excuse and slipped away.

Xiao Luo was startled, and immediately realized: In other words, in a sense, the Qiuqiu Mall is actually similar to the existence of a plane store?

The king arrived at the scene 2 minutes later, poured a glass of water without saying a word, and splashed it on Ling Su's face!

"Meow!" King, how could you be so rude!

"Wake up." The king calmly put down the glass and threw a towel to Ling Su, "It's time to have dinner."

Xiao Luo was speechless: Why are these big monsters so obsessed with human food!

Ling Su was taken aback for a moment, his eyes turned to the little orange cat lying on his body, and his memory gradually came back: just now he seemed to be very sleepy all of a sudden, and then fell asleep?

"Meow~" Ling Xiaosu, quickly wipe off the water on your face.

Xiao Luo arched the towel, a little guilty, although the king did not pour boiling water unreliably like Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", but his excrement shovel officer suffered "abuse" after all, on one side was his master, and on the other side was his man , Hey, it's so embarrassing to be caught in the middle!

"Where is senior Xiao Ye going to eat?" Ling Su picked up the towel to wipe his face without changing his expression, and stroked the cat as a comfort.

Xiao Luo took the opportunity to rub against the shit-shoveling officer's palm, taking advantage of the opportunity to brush up his charm points.

"Go to the first market." The king said while swiping his phone, "There is an acquaintance over there, and he can take us to buy seafood and process it along the way."

acquaintance?Xiao Luo's first reaction was... a demon.

"I'll arrange for someone to take us there." Ling Su changed his clothes and said calmly.

Xiao Luo quickly lowered his head and pretended to be stupid, the king's driving skills are really impressive!

"No, I have a car." The king didn't seem to notice the deep meaning in Ling Su's words, he stuffed his phone into his pocket, and smiled slightly, "I just checked the route map, so I shouldn't get lost."

Xiao Luo: Hehe.

When he walked to the parking lot, Xiao Luo was surprised when he saw that the sports car had turned into an off-road vehicle: This "Transformer" is so powerful!pity--

The driver is the king, the difference is not big whether he is good or not.

Ling Su calmly hugged the little orange cat and got into the back seat, fastened his seat belt immediately, Xiao Luo secretly glanced at the "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan who was also serious in the passenger seat, and he was happy from the bottom of his heart Hua: It turns out that he is not the only one who is frightened by the king's driving skills.

The king put the reverse gear on, stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, Xiao Luo raised his heart to his throat, and vaguely smelled the burnt smell produced by the tires rubbing against the ground. Turned ten degrees, rushed out of the parking lot, and ran onto the main road!

Xiao Luo lowered his head and licked his paws, afraid that his master would be angry if he behaved too much.

Looking back at his shit-shoveling officer, he was so calm, as if he had expected it long ago, and he couldn't help admiring him!

The roads in Sanya are relatively narrow, completely incomparable with City Z. The king obviously didn't realize this, and kept a speed of more than [-] yards all the way, overtaking and overtaking. About half an hour later, the off-road vehicle returned to the exit of the hotel .

Xiao Luo: ...

The king looked out of the window calmly and said, "Ling Xuan, start a navigation."

"How about I drive it?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" suggested with a smile.

The king was silent for a moment, and miraculously agreed.

Ling Xuan sat in the driver's seat, and 10 minutes later, the group arrived at the first market smoothly.

Xiao Luo lay on the shit shovel officer's lap, pretending to be stupid and licking the back of Ling Su's hand, holding back, not laughing, not showing the slightest bit of schadenfreude, otherwise the master would be very embarrassed, as a filial disciple, how could he I think Master Two!This is absolutely wrong!But--

I still want to laugh.

The little orange cat kept pushing its head into the middle of the shit-shoveling officer's thighs, but Ling Su couldn't help but put his hand against the cat's head: "Little fat, pay attention to your image."

Xiao Luo was speechless for a moment.

The first market is crowded with people, especially after nightfall, it is full of people at a glance.

The king made a call, and within 3 minutes, a little loli with a mushroom head ran over and hugged the king's waist: "My lord! What do you want to eat, I'll treat you!"

Ling Su glanced at the pink and tender little loli without any trace. She looked about fourteen or five years old, her skin was white and tender, and she looked very cute. She was wearing a pink dress, somewhat similar to Xiao Ye, but this ... king?The title seems a bit too much.

"You don't need a treat, I've brought money." The king touched the little loli's head, then turned around and said to the little orange cat in Ling Su's arms, "This is a child from my distant relative's family, named Xiong Hei Hei."

Bear black and white?The name seemed a bit familiar, Xiao Luo looked at the little loli intently, and suddenly remembered: Isn't one of the authors of the "General Edition of Pet Linguistics" in Su Yingdi's hand is Xiong Hei Hei Hei!

It really is a demon, and the demon aura is very weak, if you don't distinguish carefully, you won't find it at all.

"Hi, you guys." Xiong Heibai smiled and waved his hands, and then affectionately took the king's arm to buy seafood.

Xiao Luo's eyes widened in shock: This monster is so powerful, it's not afraid of the king's silence at all, and dares to act like a baby, but then again, he is so lost, obviously the king is his master, he can't be upright Act like a baby!Hey, but forget it, at least he has Ling Xiaosu!

"Meow~" the little orange cat yelled triumphantly, urging the excrement shoveler to follow quickly.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Do you feel that you have fallen out of favor?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Huh?What fell out of favor?

Ling Xuan: Don't be embarrassed, that panda spirit has been acting like a baby since he was a child, you can learn more.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Xiong Hei Hei is actually a national treasure!Wow, I instantly thought she was so cute!

Ling Xuan: He is male, just pretending to be tender.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, you monsters, don’t you all like to dress up as women?

Ling Xuan: Where did you get it?It's just an individual, and it's not a good example.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ye Wei counts as one, Xiong Hei Hei counts as one, and you barely count as one.

Ling Xuan: I was framed, and it was a long time ago, okay?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Oh.

As a person who just cut off his waist-length hair, don't you feel guilty when you say this?

Xiong Hei Hei, who is said to be an out-and-out Sanya old fritters, helped pick seafood and bargained for the price. The group returned with a full load, and finally went to Xiong Xiong to eat meat for seafood processing.

Xiong Xiong wants to eat meat. It is a restaurant opened by Xiong Hei Hei. The chefs and waiters in the store are all muscular and burly men. In Sanya, a place where locals are generally small and dainty, these muscular men are simply a strange dish. The scenery, just looking at it, gives people a feeling of not being easy to mess with, but the business in the store is quite good, mainly because the chef is good, the place is clean, and the boss is cute.

Because they are acquaintances, in order to give the little orange cat a good meal, Xiong Hei Hei specially asks the chef to open a small stove.

At eight o'clock, a table full of seafood feast exudes a tempting aroma, making Xiao Luo's mouth water.

Steamed vermicelli with prawns, vermicelli scallops, stir-fried lobster, coconut rice, sea urchin steamed rice, steamed lobster, spicy fried mango snails, salt and pepper shrimp, stir-fried four-cornered beans, Wuzhishan wild vegetables, and finally a pot of seafood porridge. The scent is so delicious, Xiao Luo almost couldn't help but transform back into a human form!

Fortunately, Xiong Hei Hei also prepared an extra big meal for the little orange cat. The ingredients are basically the same as those on the round table, the only difference is that the taste is extremely light.

Everyone was very satisfied with this dinner. Ling Su even shared his cooking experience with the chef, such as how to make food without salt taste better?

At 09:30 in the evening, the group was about to go back to the hotel. Before leaving, Xiong Heihei kept hugging the king's arm and acted like a baby: "My lord, when will you come to see me next time?"

"Enough playing here, let's go back to City Z." The king knocked the fake loli on the head, "It's not a good thing that the zoo lost a panda."

Xiong Hei Hei's eyes were full of tears.

Xiao Luo took the opportunity to glance at the shit-shoveling officer at his house, but fortunately, they were far away, so Ling Su probably didn't hear him.