My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After discussing with one person and one cat, the two demons unanimously decided to travel by car.

Thinking of Dawang's extremely coquettish sports car, which can run on the road and transform into the sky, Xiao Luo expressed a little bit of worry.

Ling Su booked a hotel in advance, and simply packed his luggage, while Xiao Luo secretly checked the famous scenic spots in Sanya with his mobile phone.

Yalong Bay Tropical Paradise Forest Park: the closest natural forest oxygen bar to the city;

Wuzhizhou Island: China's Maldives lover's island, blue sea and blue sky, beach beauty, you can also go diving in the sea;

Nanshan Wenhuayuan: Feel the shock brought by the 108-meter Nanhai Guanyin and experience the unique Buddhist cultural atmosphere;

Ends of the World: Feel the fantastic magic and mystery of the ends of the sky and the corners of the sea, and witness the milestones of love and friendship;

After Xiao Luo finished reading it, he felt: hot and tired.

What to do, he felt that he was going to die before he left, and he didn't feel the excitement of traveling at all. Could it be because he stayed at home for too long?

The little orange cat was a little frustrated, and finally ran to start a live broadcast unwillingly.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, are you on the verge of sudden death?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Beat you!

After Xiao Luo brushed Ling Xiaopang to the fifth gold level, he finally stopped, looked at the popularity value that was still halfway down, switched to the king's harem group, and yelled for a while.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Is there anyone willing to change the charm value for the popularity value?Ratio 20:1

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I'll change it with you!

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: Meow, let's change!

Well, it's these two foodies again.

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: Xiao Miao, let’s change, 50:1, smiling.jpg

Macaw-Cocoa: @金猫-小黄, despise.jpg

Pudding Hamster-Wuhuan: Meow, are you going to exchange for a wishing card?

Xiao Luo looked at his charisma point that was about to break through [-], and returned a smug expression. Although the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, he couldn't squeeze out more time to increase his popularity points, but there were so many friends in the group. The popularity value is strong, but the charm value is in short supply.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I haven't observed you for a long time, I'm so scared!

Xiao Luo knew that Uncle Ke Ke was talking about his account balance. After all, not long ago, he was still a poor household with heavy debts and serious deficits. He turned into an upstart, so don't feel too sour!

As soon as Uncle Ke Ke finished speaking, he chatted with Xiao Luo privately, transferred him [-] popularity points, and added a postscript: Friendship support, please invite me to the theater in the future.

Xiao Luo returned the embarrassing expression.

In the group, Uncle Coco continued to make waves.

Macaw-Coco: Xiao Huang, the little orange cat has already changed with me, ahahahaha, you are one step too late!

Golden Retriever-Xiao Huang: Ke Ke, you are too cunning!

Macaw-Coco: Soldiers never tire of cheating!

Xiao Luo shook his head dumbfounded. Among the bird creatures, Uncle Coco is definitely a mudslide that cannot be underestimated.

Everything is ready, only the last [-] charm points are left!

Xiao Luo was a little excited after thinking about it, and planned to go to get the last bit of charm points at night, but——

Still plans can't keep up with the changes.

After taking the Gu Ling Wan, the little orange cat slept like a pig, and when he woke up, it was already dawn the next day!

Xiao Luo was so annoyed that he almost vomited blood, obviously he woke up in the middle of the night two days ago.

"Little fat, how about trying this little schoolbag?"

"Meow?"

Xiao Luo turned to look at the shit-shoveling officer, 囧: Ling Xiaosu, do you think I don't know life jackets?

But if you think about it carefully, if the king is still sitting in the driver's seat in the end, this is a necessity!

The little orange cat cooperated with the ground and asked the excrement shovel officer to put on a life jacket for him to try. The size is just right, so I must like it!

After breakfast, Ling Xuan's "little sister" came to knock on the door, and Xiao Luo obediently lay in Ling Su's arms, ready to leave.

"Meow?" Brother Ling Xuan, can you show me your driver's license?

Xiao Luo asked worriedly, but unfortunately——

Ling Xuan pretended not to understand, walked ahead with the suitcase in hand, and said, "Ling Xiaosu, have you bought the insurance?"

Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat, with an ominous premonition.

In contrast, the shit-shoveling officer of his family was all calm: "I bought it, and the beneficiary is not you."

"That's good, Xiao Ye will be driving later, um, you understand!" Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" smiled brightly, and looked back at the little orange cat, "Little Fatty, don't panic, if the plane crashes unfortunately, You're still wearing a life jacket anyway, aren't you?"

Xiao Luo: "..."

All the way, there is no danger.

When he arrived at Yalong Bay, Xiao Luo's teeth were chattering: "Master, you old man is really good at tossing around, there are not many people who can drive a helicopter like a go-kart!"

The little orange cat was lying in Ling Su's arms in a daze, feeling that he had already lost half his life. Looking back at the calm and unchanging appearance of his shit-shoveling officer, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up in his heart!

This is a real hero.

As for "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan?Perhaps it was because the prototype was a bird, this guy was laughing from start to finish, and had been firing nonsense, Xiao Luo felt particularly impulsive to give him a paw.

"I'm going to store the helicopter, you go to the hotel first." The king explained lightly, obviously not considering the difficulty of the helicopter storage.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, and he didn't need to guess to know that Master was going to find a place to turn the helicopter back into a sports car, but this matter couldn't be done in front of Ling Su.

"If you're traveling by car, let's rent a car by the way, Xiao Ye." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" knew it well, and offered suggestions in a particularly cooperative manner.

The soldiers are divided into two groups. Ling Su has booked a hotel in advance, and only needs to check in at the front desk. Xiao Luo lives in a room with his shit-shoveling officer. We booked separate rooms for many reasons, all on the same floor, which is quite convenient.

On the first day, I didn't intend to go directly to the scenic spot, so after having a seafood dinner together, we went back to our respective rooms.

Because of the seasoning problem, Xiao Luo could only watch the three of them eat helplessly, eating cat food aggrievedly, all kinds of heartache: This is one of the reasons why he doesn't like to travel, it hurts his heart.

The air in Yalong Bay smelled like the sea. The balcony of the hotel room was facing the swimming pool. The little orange cat hugged the feeding bottle, lay on the balcony and looked at it for a while, then turned and meowed at Ling Su.

Ling Su stepped forward, followed the little orange cat's gaze, and came to a conclusion in surprise: "Xiao Pang wants to go swimming?"

"Meow!" No, actually I just want to see you shirtless.

Most cats are afraid of water, Xiao Luo is human at heart, before the accident, one of his favorite sports was swimming, so naturally there is no such thing as being afraid of water.

But the hotel's swimming pool is a public place after all, and Ling Su doesn't mind the little orange cat playing in it, which doesn't mean other guests don't either.

unless--

The excrement shoveler hesitated for a while, and called the hotel manager, giving him a privilege.

"Meow?"

"I'm one of the shareholders here." Ling Su patted the cat's head and explained in a low voice.

"Meow!" Shit shoveler, you are amazing!

Xiao Luo rushed forward and hugged Shit Shovel Officer's thigh: Let's go for a swim!

Before leaving, Ling Su called Ling Xuan and Da Wang respectively, asking if they would like to go together, but one said that he wanted to sleep, and the other couldn't leave because of something else. In the end, Xiao Luo was particularly proud of how the two of them felt. The swimming pool of the world.

The swimming pool is located in the middle of a large area of ​​tropical rainforest plants. The water in the pool is crystal clear. The sun umbrellas and beach chairs by the pool are empty, which makes Xiao Luo feel a little guilty. Originally, there were people here, but it was cleared 10 minutes ago. .

"Little Fatty, do you want to go into the water?" Ling Su took off his bathrobe and stood by the pool in a pair of navy blue swimming trunks. With the wheat-colored skin, Xiao Luo couldn't help being extremely envious and thirsty.

The little orange cat sat on the beach chair and touched its nose. Fortunately, it was fine, no nosebleed.

"Meow!" Go down and swim for a couple of laps first, let me have a look.

"Okay." Ling Su replied with a smile. I don't know if he understood, but he looked in a good mood.

Xiao Luo stretched his neck and tried to pretend to be calm: "It's delicious, that's what you're talking about!"

This is his family's shit-shoveling officer, no one is allowed to snatch it!

The little orange cat shook its body, jumped off the ground excitedly, ran forward proudly with the pace of a galloping horse, and then——

With a plop, it fell into the water.

"Meow! Meow!" Oh, let me go, this water is so scary!

Xiao Luo thought that he would not be afraid of water, even if he was a cat right now, he could show his majesty in the water, but he miscalculated.

He forgot that he was still a two-month-old kitten.

Ling Su also subconsciously regarded him as a 17-year-old boy. Seeing the little orange cat slapping the surface of the water in embarrassment, the excrement shovel officer panicked and rushed over immediately, but miraculously found that although his chubby was watching Almost drowning, but miraculously floating on the water, perhaps because of psychological effects, the four short legs did not cooperate perfectly.

"Little Fatty, it's okay, don't be afraid."

Even so, Ling Su still quickly picked up the little orange cat.

Xiao Luo kept pushing into the shit shovel officer's arms, like a little monkey playing hooliganism.

"Meow!" The cat was scared to death!

"How about we go back?" Ling Su suggested distressedly, in exchange for the little orange cat to shake his head repeatedly.

How could Xiao Luo be willing to go back like this, his mind turned quickly, and he quickly thought of a countermeasure, and carefully climbed onto Ling Su's head, yelling triumphantly: "Mi woo me woo!" This place is good, it belongs to me !

"Are you going to rebel, little fat?" Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

The little orange cat continued to act coquettishly, and finally the shit-shoveling officer had to compromise.

After watching an episode of "Journey to the West", the king suddenly remembered something, went to the balcony and looked in the direction of the swimming pool: his stupid apprentice was lying on Ling Su's head, directing the shit shovel officer to swim from one end to the other , Swimming from that end to this end again, it was not an ordinary fun to play.

It's hard for Ling Su to cooperate so much and spoil him lawlessly.

"My family, Ling Xiaosu, is really good. I have nothing to say, don't you think so, Xiaobai?" Ling Xuan's figure appeared on the balcony out of thin air.

The king glanced at him without changing his face: "Your behavior is becoming more and more presumptuous."

Ling Xuan put his hands in his pockets with a smile: "Anyway, no one will find out, these days, every day is less and less, why can't you be more chic and unrestrained?"

The king turned his head and looked into the distance: "That's because you don't understand what responsibility is."

"Okay, you're handsome and you're right. Do you want to swim for a couple of laps too?"

"Aren't you afraid of water?"

"..." Ling Xuan was silent.

The king turned around and was about to leave when his complexion suddenly changed and he looked at the sky solemnly.

"He's here." The smile on Ling Xuan's face disappeared in an instant, and his brows were slightly frowned, "Didn't you severely injure him in Kunlun Mountain before?"

"En." The king answered absent-mindedly, looking preoccupied.

"You haven't healed from your injury yet, go take a rest, I'll meet him." After Ling Xuan finished speaking, the figure disappeared from the spot without waiting for the other party's answer.

"Beep beep-"

King: Little orange cat, go back to the room quickly.

Xiao Luo was having fun when he received a message from the king. Seeing that his tone was quite serious, based on his trust in Master for a long time, he didn't dare to waste time, and immediately reminded the shit-shoveling officer: "Meow!" Hurry back ,immediately!

Ling Su was slapped on the head by the cat's paw, and asked, "Little Fatty, what's wrong?"

"Meow!" I went back home!

The little orange cat stretched out its paw and pointed to the floor behind it, Ling Su had an epiphany: "Are you going back?"

"Meow~" Bingo!Congratulations, you got the answer right, and you will be rewarded with a kiss from meow.

"Go back and give you a shower and dry your hair, or you'll catch a cold." Ling Su obviously realized the fact that the little orange cat is only two months old, but seeing that his chubby is more than three months old Yue's cat still has a strong body, so he really can't call Xiaopang weak and weak against his conscience.

After returning to the room, Xiao Luo once again experienced what it means to be seduced by men. Fortunately, it was only a battle bath. Ling Su changed into a clean bathrobe immediately after taking a shower, which prevented his eyes from being involuntary. The embarrassment of moving down.

"Little Fatty, stand still and let you dry your hair."

"Meow!" Come on, a little hair dryer, I'm not afraid of it!

As soon as the hair dryer was turned on, the little orange cat looked all kinds of ecstasy. Xiao Luo kept reminding himself that it should be the cat's instinct to be afraid, so he reluctantly calmed down and waited until he turned back into a ball of hair.

"Is there any discomfort?" The kitten's resistance is generally weak, even if the one in front of him has matured, Ling Su is still worried after all.

"Meow meow meow!" Physically, I am fine, but psychologically, I am a little bit unwilling!

The little orange cat jumped on the shit shovel officer, continued to act cute and coquettish, and suddenly——

Xiao Luo sensed a hint of evil spirit.

He looked around nervously, and finally turned his eyes to the outside of the balcony. Even he had noticed the strong monster aura. The king must have known about it a long time ago, so he reminded him and Ling Su to come back to the room, right?

"Little Fatty, what are you looking at?" Ling Su put the hair dryer away, and when he turned around, he saw the little orange cat looking fully alert.

"Tuk-tuk--" There was a knock on the door at this moment.

Xiao Luo's hair stood on end, and when Ling Su was about to open the door, he hugged Ling Su's calf.

"Huh?" The excrement shoveler was puzzled, bent down and hugged the little orange cat, "What's wrong?"

"Meow!" Be careful, there are monsters!

Perhaps it was because Xiao Luo's thoughts were too strong, Ling Su finally realized something was wrong, he took out his mobile phone, found Xiao Ye's number, and dialed it.

No one answered the phone.

The knocking on the door also stopped.

Xiao Luo gently patted Ling Su's arm with his paw, then pointed to the bed.

"Sleep now?"

"Meow!" Nodded affirmatively.

Ling Su hesitated for a while, and finally did so. He lay down on the bed. As soon as the quilt was covered, the little orange cat jumped to his pillow and meowed softly.

"Little Fatty, do you want to sleep together too?"

The little orange cat didn't gnaw, and there were bursts of happy purrs in its throat.

Ling Su originally wanted to make him happy, but unexpectedly, as soon as he closed his eyes, he fell asleep in a daze.

"Ling Xiaosu, you can sleep peacefully." He originally thought that [Sleep until dawn] could only target people who have already fallen asleep, but he didn't expect that it could also make people fall asleep immediately. You can try it.

After transforming into a human form, Xiao Luo raced against time, threw himself on Ling Su, quickly kissed him several times, and finally licked the shit-shoveling officer's lips reluctantly, turned and walked to the balcony, a thin layer of enchantment floated around, In a short period of time, no monsters should be able to rush in. This should be the work of the king.

What about the one who knocked on the door just now?

Xiao Luo looked up at the sky, observed for a while, but found no trace of monsters, immediately locked the moving door, and turned to the entrance.

"Beep beep-"

Your Majesty: The problem outside the door has been resolved, don't worry.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, can I come out?

King: Yes, be careful.

Xiao Luo opened the door and closed it quickly, stepped on a sticky unknown object, looked down, and almost vomited: This thing is so ugly, it looks like a slug!

In the corridor, the lights flickered on and off, and the king stood alone in the center, with many black corpses piled up at his feet.

"Beep beep-"

Your Majesty: Burn them all with fox fire.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Received!

Fox fire is the ultimate skill of the white fox Hu Li. The character he transformed into before happened to have practiced both skills, and it just happened to come in handy right now.

Xiao Luo immediately took action. After the fox fire was burned out, the corpses disappeared without a trace. Unlike the monsters he encountered before, these had no inner alchemy and were more like some low-level cannon fodder.

While cleaning up the corpses, he watched the countdown to his transformation. After resolutely adding up to 10 minutes, he continued to do his work as a scavenger.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, where is Miss Ling Xuan?

Da Wang: He is going to pick up the biggest one.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ah!Is it a big demon?

King: Yes.

Xiao Luo could tell that the king was in a bad mood, and he didn't even touch the dog's head. The little monsters here were quickly cleaned up, but the king's expression did not relax in the slightest.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: My lord, may I know why?How did Ling Su offend that big monster?

Not only did he spread rumors about Tang Seng's flesh, but he encouraged little monsters to come and attack him continuously, and even went into battle himself, vowing to take Ling Su's life. What kind of hatred is this?

Your Majesty: It's a long story.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: How about making a long story short?

King: In your previous life, you were the auspicious beast Bai Ze, and it happened that the Snake was in chaos and wanted to cause a severe drought in the world. You went to seal the Snake, and both sides suffered. Afterwards, you were killed by a sneak attack by Fei Yi, and you almost lost your soul. Safe reincarnation, at the cost of the luck of the emperor in one life and the death of the next life, in exchange for a glimmer of life for you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Confused.jpg

Your Majesty: Ling Su was the person who protected you at that time.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No, my lord, isn't Bai Ze a divine beast? It should be very powerful. How could he not be able to defeat Ming Snake and Fat Yi?Also, why did the emperor of the human race sacrifice so much to save Bai Ze's soul?Are you fooling me?

King: Because you were lovers in the previous life, the monsters still have different paths, not to mention you are Bai Ze, you go against God's will to be with him, this is God's punishment for you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I think I need to be quiet.

The shock was too great to digest for a while.

In fact, he knew very well: Master would not lie to him casually.

It's just that when such an unimaginable thing happened to him, after all, he felt a little... indigestion. If he went to tell Ling Su the so-called truth, his shit-shoveling officer would probably think he was out of his mind, right?

"Hey, little fat, what are you doing, you are so dejected?" Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" voice suddenly reached his ears.

Xiao Luo quickly turned around, looked at the other party, and remembered that when the Ling family met for the first time, this guy said he took him to a fun place, but ended up running into Ling Su's dream...

So, that dream that was not only unstable but also looked weird was actually a refraction of the image of the previous life?

"He ran away?" The king glanced at Ling Xuan, and saw that although he had some wounds all over his body, he was not in the way, obviously he didn't suffer.

"That old thing is too cunning, he runs very fast as soon as he sees me." "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan said indifferently, walked up to Xiao Luo, flicked the boy's forehead with his fingers, "Little Fatty, Got scolded?"

"..." He would rather be scolded.

"Why are you so dejected, let's go, brother will take you to eat delicious food?"

"...No." Xiao Luo turned his head to look elsewhere, greeted the king, and ran back to the room.

Looking at the closed door, Ling Xuan turned his head to look at the silent king, winking: "What happened to you?"

"He asked me about Ling Su, and I told him."

The king turned back to the room, and Ling Xuan followed immediately. After being slammed, he simply and rudely entered through the wall: "Didn't you always say that the time is not yet ripe? Why did you suddenly—"

"We have to face it after all, it's God's will."

"God's will is a fart!"

Ling Xuan uttered a rough word, but a thunderbolt struck his head, and his smooth and long curly hair instantly turned into a head of popcorn.

After Xiao Luo returned to the room, he quickly ran to Ling Su's side, hugged him, and sniffed hard: "Ling Xiaosu, I always thought that I was protecting you, but I didn't expect you to go through so much suffering to protect me." , woo woo woo...why am I so useless! If Master and Miss Ling Xuan were not guarding by the side, with my three-legged cat strength, would you have been eaten by monsters long ago?"

Ling Su couldn't answer him.

Xiao Luo stayed quietly for a while, and in less than 2 minutes, he was beaten back to his original form. He called up his account balance and saw that his popularity value had exceeded [-], his charm value was still two thousand points short, and his love value was also in line with the exchange rate. Wish Card Request.

He originally wanted to exchange the wishing card anxiously, let Gaze reach the full level earlier, and then asked Ling Xuan to practice double exercises, but now, he began to hesitate.

In his previous life, Ling Su paid too much for him.

In this life, if he continues to stay by Ling Su's side, will he...

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, let me show you my new look. [Image] [image]

Xiao Luo clicked on it and was speechless for a moment. Ling Xuan's face in the selfie is very beautiful, but the problem is that the hairstyle is too peculiar, with an afro head, it's just too horrible to look at.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You might as well just cut your hair short.

Ling Xuan: Great idea!I'll try it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ...you came to me just to show off your new hairstyle?

Ling Xuan: Otherwise?Oh, by the way, let me tell you by the way, before I came to the human world, I took a sneak peek at the Sansheng Stone. You and Ling Su are destined to marry, so don't worry about it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Miss, you don't have to come here to comfort me, my Ling Xiaosu is such a nice person, I'm not willing to give him up to others!

Ling Xuan: Call me brother, chubby!

Xiao Luo returned a grimacing expression, and the gloom that was originally stuck in his chest also dissipated: It's no big deal, he has no memory of what happened in his previous life, so let it all pass!What he needs to take good care of is this life!

"Meow!" That's it, that's right!

The little orange cat rolled over, happily lay on the shit shovel officer and began to sleep.