My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After the yacht docked, there was a heavy rainstorm, the rain was heavy, and it came and went quickly.

Fortunately, Xiao Luo was prepared in advance, and Xiao Luo still kept his whole body dry. After eating and drinking, he encouraged Ling Su to go to the beach to pick up shells.

There are many tourists on the island, and many dig holes on the beach with small shovels to pick up shells, but the harvest is not much, which belongs to the situation of more monks and less porridge.

"Xiao Pang, I'll give you a red ticket. Go buy it yourself. You can negotiate the price. You can buy three packs. There are many big shells in one pack. Go!" Ling Xuan took out a RMB from his wallet with a smile, and just handed it over In the past, it was slapped away by the little orange cat.

"Meow!" It's not as interesting to pick up the bought ones.

"You little silly cat, you don't even think about Ling Xiaosu's worth, and accompany you to pick up shells, do you think—"

Before Ling Xuan finished speaking, he was slapped in the face.

"Little Fatty, let's go." Ling Su came over with a small bucket and a small shovel, specially changing into a pair of slippers.

The little orange cat meowed happily, jumped into the bucket, and ran away with his excrement shoveler.

Ling Xuan was left stunned: A fool in love really can't be deduced by common sense.

"Master Suzaku, do you have any plans for the future?" Miss Luo Yi asked in a low voice. Seeing the king's absent-minded appearance, it seems that she is not needed as a tour guide anymore. She just had a fight with squid spirits today, and she felt that she It's sticky up and down, and I need to take a bath and rest.

"Go and do your work. It's fine for now. I'll contact you when something happens." Ling Xuan asked the king with his eyes. The latter was sending a message on his mobile phone, so he simply waved his hand and drove him away with a cultivation pill. gone.

"Okay, goodbye my lord, goodbye Lord Suzaku!" Sister Luo Yi left contentedly.

The king is still texting.

Ling Xuan went over to take a look lightly, and found that the recipient was Daoist Qingfeng [human], and raised his eyebrows slightly: "What do you want that Taoist priest to do?"

"He's a monster catcher." After sending the text message, the king turned around and clicked on the downloaded Journey to the West to continue reading. He noticed that the person next to him was staring at him, and gave him a puzzled look, "You want to read it too?"

"...Don't look." Ling Xuan shook his head, looked at the sandy beach in the distance, "How about we dig for shells?"

The king paused the video, looked him up and down in surprise, then took out his wallet and pulled out a stack of red bills: "Turn back, the stall 500 meters away sells them, 35 yuan a bag, go, think Buy as much as you want."

Ling Xuan: "..."

The feeling of being slapped in the face again.

"There are quite a lot of recreational activities on this island. It's a waste to just watch TV here."

"It's not interesting to make money, and aren't you afraid of water?" The king took the mobile phone, walked to the coconut booth, bought two fresh coconuts, and shared one with Ling Xuan, "Stop nagging, Leave me alone for a while."

Ling Xuan: "..."

The coastline of Wuzhizhou Island is extremely long, and there are crowds of people on the beach. Xiao Luo stayed in the small bucket and looked around, and saw many people picking up shells to join in the fun. There are even people taking wedding photos on the reef.

"Little Fatty, let's go here." Ling Su picked a place with a relatively small number of people, took out the little orange cat, put it on the beach, and did not forget to tell him, "Don't run around, there are people here, be careful of being caught." Take it away."

"Meow!" Xiao Luo happily responded, and began to step on the plum blossom seal on the beach.

"Cats! There are cats!" A little friend next to him noticed the existence of the little orange cat with sharp eyes. Will bite!"

Xiao Luo: ...

The little orange cat ran back to the excrement shovel officer, Ling Su took the small shovel to dig wherever, and he followed along to help.

Occasionally, some small shells are dug out from the bottom of the beach, but there are not many.

【Fortune!Let Ling Xiaosu dig out more shells! 】

The little orange cat meowed a few times, and patted the back of Ling Su's hand with one paw.

Ling Su smiled and touched Xiao Luo's head: "Little Fatty, want to try?"

"Meow." No, I'm just adding blessings to you, come on, my Ling Xiaosu!

Facts have proved: Lucky is really easy to use.

Big white frog snails, phoenix snails, oil-painted sea fan clams, yellow treasure snails... These shells that are usually not found were all dug out by Ling Su.

There were also people who were digging shells nearby. Seeing this posture, they leaned towards Ling Su one after another, what a treasure land of geomantic omen!If you miss this village, there will be no store!

Huh?Ling Su was slightly surprised. Before he accompanied the little orange cat to dig shells, he clearly realized that it was impossible to dig out anything at this kind of beach where the flow of people was outrageous and new tourists came every day. Yes, even if there are, they are just some small shells and broken corals, but the result is not important, what matters is the process.

The right is to play with Xiaopang.

When digging out the first phoenix snail, Ling Su realized that something was wrong, and then, the more and more shells in the bucket clearly reminded him that enough was enough, so——

"Little Fatty, shall we go?"

"Meow?" So fast?

Xiao Luo looked at the harvest in the bucket, and then at the people next to him, he immediately reacted, and immediately hugged the arm extended by the excrement shovel officer, ready to move his position.

As soon as Ling Su left, the "Feng Shui Treasure Land" was taken over by other people. However, no one was so lucky, and they could only blame that all the shells of the Treasure Land had been dug away by the young man.

"Where are you going to play next?" Ling Su asked gently, holding the little orange cat in one hand.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, and saw from afar that Dawang and Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" were standing on the side of the road holding a coconut each. Because of their good looks, they secretly attracted a lot of attention, even There are also sister papers from food stalls who take the initiative to attract customers, hoping that these two little brothers will drive some popularity.

Xiao Luo excitedly pointed in the king's direction, Ling Su took a look and realized: "Go buy a coconut?"

Finally, the shit shoveler went to buy a coconut.

Yes, one, two straws.

Xiao Luo was a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it, he even exchanged saliva, what is this?

As a result, his face instantly thickened by three centimeters, and he started to suck on the coconut.

"Meow!" It's not good.

The taste of fresh coconut, apart from being bland, is just a fresh taste. After taking a few sips, Xiao Luo threw away the straw in disgust.

On the other hand, Ling Su finished the drink without any distaste.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, go back to the hotel tonight, or stay here?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I heard that housing prices here are very expensive, let's go back.

Ling Xuan: Ling Xiaosu is not short of that little money.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Actually, I'm worried, what if the Snake Comes to make trouble again at night?Aren't you afraid of water? It's better to go back.smile.jpg

Ling Xuan: All right.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ah yes, dual cultivation skills, can you give it to me now, brother Ling Xuan?

Ling Xuan: Hehe.Talk about it in a few days.

Xiao Luo looked at Ling Xuan suspiciously. Could it be that the exercises and so on are all fake?

Seemingly aware of the little orange cat's gaze, Ling Xuan touched the cat's head with a bright smile: "Good boy."

Xiao Luo gave him a paw unceremoniously: "Meow!" Do you think anyone can touch my head?

Ling Su had already disposed of all the fish that fell on the sea, and Xiao Luo also drank a whole bowl of the stewed porridge, but for others, the seafood and fish porridge had already been digested by now , so the next time is... eat, eat, buy, buy, buy.

The little orange cat held the feeding bottle, and shook her head helplessly: She is obviously a monster, so why should she pay so much attention to her appetite?

As the evening approached, the group had a satisfying meal and returned to the hotel.

"Hi, Fatty!" Daoist Qingfeng waited in the lobby of the hotel, and immediately waved hello after discovering the whereabouts of Xiao Luo and his party.

Xiao Luo's embarrassment: Daoist, why are you shouting the word "little fat" so loudly!

Daoist Qingfeng was dressed in casual clothes and a baseball cap on his head. He looked very trendy, plus he had a good face and a good temperament. He was a charming uncle.

Xiao Luo felt relieved looking at it, this is the correct way for Master to open it!However, the Taoist priest is not his master after all.

Turning his head to look at the king, the baby-faced young man who was obviously biased by the aesthetics of Ling Xuan's "little sister", the little orange cat couldn't help but cover his face: now probably except for the king and Taoist Qingfeng, they don't know their identities. Apart from being exposed, other monsters know about it, right?

At least Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" already knows it well.

"Daoist, you are here. By the way, I want to confirm with you again." Ling Xuan took the initiative to step forward, and the two brothers hugged Qingfeng Daoist's shoulders, and took him away, softly Ask, "Is the result of this marriage stone accurate?"

"Mr. Ling, although marriage is predestined, as the saying goes, success depends on people's plan, and in the end, you have to work hard on your own to take that step before—"

"Qingfeng, come here."

Before Qingfengdao could finish his long speech, the king greeted him.

"coming."

"Go back to the room first."

There are people coming and going in the lobby, it is indeed inconvenient to speak.

The group finally sat down in the king's room.

"This is your marriage stone, I will return it to you first." The king returned the stone to the original owner, and then talked about the main point, "I have sorted out the information I have collected so far about the snake song, and I will pack it for you later. You, you should communicate with your sect as soon as possible and prepare manpower."

Xiao Luo didn't expect that the king would cut straight to the point without any detours. He immediately turned his head to look at Ling Su, and found that the shit-shoveling officer of his family was just a little surprised, and immediately calmed down. !

Ling Su was quite shocked in his heart, but he didn't show it on the surface. Many things that happened in this short month were enough to refresh his three views, from that strange car accident without warning, to the abnormality of his mother, and then Seeing the pornographic photos of him being framed, the appearance of Xiao Ye, several inexplicable coma, the identity of the little orange cat, etc., although his powerful brain has already outlined a giant net of truth, he did not expect that today will be Hearing the word Ming Snake, it was a legendary beast.

But seeing Daoist Feng's attitude towards Xiao Ye, Ling Su vaguely realized that the identity of the "big king" is not simple.

And he is just a human being, these things that he shouldn't have known, will he... be forced to erase these memories afterwards?