My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After the king packed all the materials to Taoist Master Qingfeng, he said: "The general situation is basically like this. Do you plan to go back, or stay here first?"

"I—" Daoist Qingfeng originally wanted to stay here, so that he could have a look at the customs and customs of Sanya, but he thought that the coming of the singing snake to the human world would mean the beginning of a disaster. The words on the lips turned a corner, "I'll go back to Zongmen first."

"En." The king nodded slightly, and had no intention of keeping anyone.

Just leave?Xiao Luo couldn't help feeling: Every time Taoist Master Qingfeng always comes and goes in a hurry!

"Little Fatty, I'm leaving." Before leaving, the Taoist patted the little orange cat's head.

"Meow!" Be careful on the road, go early and return early!

"Qingfeng, wait a moment." Daoist Qingfeng opened the door, and when he was about to leave, the king suddenly called out.

The Taoist priest turned his head back and replied puzzledly: "Is there anything else?"

"You wear this amulet with you." The king casually threw an amulet over.

Daoist Qingfeng caught it smoothly, wrapped it around his wrist, and said jokingly: "This, shouldn't you need to keep an account?"

The king nodded coldly: "A gift from friendship."

Xiao Luo looked intently, isn't this the amulet that was exchanged for 9999 points of popularity plus 9999 points of charm in the ball mall?

"Thank you!" Daoist smiled and closed the door.

Xiao Luo secretly swallowed his saliva, he suddenly felt that the biggest reason why the king concealed his identity from him should be because he was afraid that he would act like a spoiled child and be deceived by the way!

The little orange cat scratched its chin, feeling more and more that this possibility was extremely high. After all, he had blackmailed the king several times before he found out that the king was the master.

But this amulet can be given away at will, so the wishing card is also...

Xiao Luo couldn't help but feel ready to move.

"The amulet, give me one too." Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" was cutting the egg fruit with a fruit knife. All the egg fruit brought back from Wuzhizhou Island were divided into two by him, and they were neatly arranged. On the coffee table.

Xiao Luo patted Ling Su's knee with his paw, and his excrement shovel officer immediately understood, brought half an egg fruit from the coffee table, and let the little orange cat hold it and chew it.

"You want an amulet?" The king stared at Ling Xuan for three seconds with an idiot expression, then turned and walked to the bedside table, took out a blank piece of paper, picked up a pen and began to write on it seriously. Five minutes later, a handwritten contract Send it to Ling Su.

"Senior Xiao Ye, what is this?" Ling Su's face was so calm that no flaws could be seen.

The king said in a deep voice: "You must keep everything we talked about just now a secret, otherwise, I will use special means to erase your memory. If you agree, sign this contract."

Xiao Luo paused, his eyeballs aimed at the so-called contract, and vaguely saw a special band response, thinking that the king would not frame Ling Su, so he turned around and meowed at the shit-shoveling officer.

Ling Su understood: "I agree."

After Ling Su signed the contract, the king continued: "You heard it just now. The one who came to make trouble is the Ming Snake, the legendary ancient beast. As for the reason, it is more complicated, and I can't explain it to you in detail now. The enemy is in the dark and may sneak attack at any time, only by taking the initiative to attack can we capture them in one fell swoop."

"Well, then what do I need to do?" Ling Su quickly realized that the reason why the other party kept his memory was more for the next purpose.

When Xiao Luo heard this, he even forgot to eat the egg fruit, and always felt that what the king was going to say next would put Ling Su in danger.

The little orange cat stared at the baby-faced young man intently: "Meow! Meow!" My lord, don't let my Ling Xiaosu get into danger, he is just an ordinary human being, and he can't withstand the blow of a monster at all, so let me go!Didn't you say that in the last life, Ming Snake was sealed by me?It wants to make trouble, so it should come to me!

The king ignored the little orange cat, looked at Ling Su solemnly, and continued: "I need to use your blood to lure out the snake, and your life may be in danger at that time, but I will do my best to ensure that you live come down."

"Meow!" Xiao Luo hugged Shit Shovel Officer's arm, excitedly trying to persuade him.

Ling Su looked down at the little orange cat, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he replied in a low and firm voice, "Okay." Xiaopang, you said you would protect me, right?

"When Qingfeng is ready, let's go to Kunlun Mountain. There are few people there, and we can avoid causing panic in the human world to the greatest extent." The expression on the king's face finally eased a little. Resolute and calm, he is very satisfied with this, and it is not in vain that he has carefully planned for many years.

"Meow!" The king is a villain!

Xiao Luo lowered his head aggrievedly, and was kissed by Ling Su, who was so excited that he almost cried: If Ling Xiaosu was killed by Ming Snake, what would he do in the future?

"Beep beep-"

Dawang: Heartless little orange cat, is that why you can't trust me?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Beating the Ground and Crying.jpg

Your Majesty: Touching the dog's head.jpg, there is still a period of time to prepare. During this period, you have to practice as soon as possible.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, please give me a wishing card!

King: Knock on the head.jpg,

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You already gave Daoist Qingfeng an amulet, why don't you give me a wishing card too?

King: I exchanged it with my balance. Do you think it’s a pie in the sky, and you can pick it up casually?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master, weak, pitiful and helpless.jpg

Majesty: ......... When did you know?

Oops, it's revealed!Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat, he glanced at the king quietly, and finally decided to confess and be lenient.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Not long ago, I tested Taoist Master Qingfeng and asked him if he would like sweet rice dumplings, and he said he wanted egg yolk meat rice dumplings.

Your Majesty: ...you boy, you are really getting more and more cunning.

The king doesn't like to eat rice dumplings, but Daoist Qingfeng doesn't know, the two of them didn't get their lines right, and there were already many flaws, if Xiao Luo didn't find out, then he was really slow.

Now that the king has nothing to say, he changed the account balance from hidden to displayed.

Your Majesty: See for yourself, I can't redeem the wishing card.

Xiao Luo looked at it and was embarrassed: +9999999999 popularity value, +999 charm value, +9999999999 love value.

Why is the charm value so low!

Because the king doesn't have a shit shovel officer.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master, then give me tens of thousands of popularity points and love points, drool.jpg

King: How do I usually educate you, it is shameful to reach out to the party, so work hard, Xiao Luo.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Weak, pitiful and helpless.jpg

King: Touch the dog's head.jpg

Xiao Luo saw that wrangling was useless, so he had no choice but to give up and continue stalking. In fact, he himself knew that because of the special status of the king, they are also in the relationship between master and apprentice, and they already have an independent consciousness system that understands their words and deeds. be more careful.

The higher the position, the heavier the responsibility and the greater the constraints.

He shouldn't force it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Wow.jpg, I understand.

After Xiao Luo's reply here, he also has a preliminary plan in his heart. Before the official execution of the snake catching plan, he has to work hard to complete the promotion of the last three levels as soon as possible. Only in this way, even if he loses the super cheat of the system in the future, He returned to his original body, still able to protect his family Ling Xiaosu and himself.

"Xiao Pang, do you still want to eat?" Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" didn't seem to be affected in the slightest, with a smile on her face, the cut egg fruit had been peeled and seeded, and put into the fruit bowl, full of fruit. A bowl of it, yellow and golden, smells delicious and delicious.

Sniffing his nose, Xiao Luo decided to turn his grief and anger into strength, threw himself on the tea table, took the small spoon from Ling Xuan, and clumsily scooped up the egg pulp with the spoon and stuffed it into his mouth.

Seeing the little orange cat running wildly, the king knew that the other party had figured it out, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief: This little apprentice has been acting like a baby since he was a child, and ordinary people really can't handle it, but it's just acting like a baby to someone he approves of. , To outsiders, he often looks calm and calm.

"Ling Xiaoxuan, you..." Ling Su watched the king put away the contract, and turned to Ling Xuan who was fighting for food with the little orange cat, "Don't you need to sign the contract?"

"That, I signed it a long time ago." Ling Xuan panicked without changing his expression, because he had expected that the king would not tear down the stage.

Xiao Luo unobtrusively glanced at "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan who was so calm even when lying, and meowed: "When my family Ling Xiaosu finds out the truth that day, let's see how you explain it!"

Ling Su nodded thoughtfully, leaned forward, took the spoon between the little orange cat's two paws, and then took over the job of serving the master: "Xiao Pang, these eggs are a bit sweet, eat less, or your teeth will rot. It's decayed, and you don't like brushing your teeth."

"Meow!" Shit shovel, you eat too!

The little orange cat pushed the spoon towards Ling Su.

"Little Fatty, you are being too unkind, you let my Ling Xiaosu eat your saliva?" Ling Xuan exaggeratedly shouted, and then——

He watched helplessly as Ling Su pushed the little orange cat to the egg and ate it.

The "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan, who was fed a mouthful of dog food alive again, said that she has nothing to love in life, and can only turn grief and anger into appetite!

Considering the geographical environment of Sanya, which hinders Suzaku’s advantage in the battlefield, on the third day’s itinerary, after discussing with several people, they unanimously decided to avoid places with large areas of water, and went to Sanya’s 5A-level scenic spot: Betel Nut Valley Li Miao Cultural Tourism district.

In Ling Xuan's original words: It's a place where you can buy souvenirs and go back, especially for being taken advantage of.

Xiao Luo didn't understand the meaning of these words until he saw the silver jewelry whose price had obviously increased by five or six times.

The tour guide is also an acquaintance of the king, named Qiqi, a very cute-looking little loli, gender: male, Xiao Luo identified the prototype of the other party with his gaze: he found that it was a little white rabbit, cute and cute. Ear Rabbit, who speaks softly, is still a chatterbox. He explained all the way from the first scenic spot, and the stop time in the middle did not exceed 1 minute.

"My lord, look at the stone on it, does it look very similar to that thing? Couples who want to have children can say goodbye here!"

"My lord, do you really don't want to say goodbye? It is said that it is very spiritual, oh I forgot, the king does not have a wife."

"Your Majesty, if you're hungry, you can buy the grilled fish and wild pork here. Well, the rice in bamboo tubes is not tasty and expensive, so don't buy it..."

"My lord, follow me and go up from the right. There are silver jewelry sellers on the top. If you have too much money and nowhere to spend it, you can buy some souvenirs, but the price is not worth it, so it's best not to buy it."

Xiao Luojiong: This is definitely the most honest tour guide in Sanya, bar none.

Although it is clear that people are being slaughtered, locals in Sanya will hardly buy silver jewelry in Binglang Valley, but there are still many curious people watching.

Xiao Luo looked all the way over, and found that many handicrafts were carved very exquisitely, with unique patterns, and then——

The little paw rubbed against Ling Su: "Meow!"

In the end, Ling Su followed suit and bought the little orange cat a silver bowl for drinking water.