My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

After Ling Su sent a text message, he opened the door, and Zhou Yaqin had a smile on his face: "Ling Su, I'm taking the liberty to visit you all of a sudden, shouldn't I bother you?"

"I'm just about to go out."

Xiao Luo vaguely heard his excrement shoveler say, opened his eyes, and found himself lying on the sofa, he tried his best to stretch his neck to look around, and finally found Ling Su standing at the door talking to someone.

"Ah, isn't that a coincidence?"

It was a girl's voice, and it seemed a little familiar when I heard it.

Xiao Luo quickly jumped off the sofa and walked towards the door. When he saw that person, his hair stood on end alertly: Isn't this the person that the elder brother of the Ling family specially called to remind Ling Xiaosu to pay attention when they were still in Sanya? !

When the Zhou family's project went wrong, the Zhou family tried in vain to recover the loss through marriage, and wanted Ling Su to be the one to take advantage of it.

But Ling Su didn't have any feelings for Zhou Yaqin, and because of Miss Zhou's own problems, she directly rejected her at that time.

The Zhou family declared bankruptcy not long after, and Zhou Yaqin seemed to have a grudge against Ling Su.

Xiao Luo sincerely felt that his family, Ling Xiaosu, was wronged. Maybe it was because of his unlucky life, he committed the crime of Tai Sui, and he was destined to have many disasters and disasters this year.

"What's the matter with you?" Ling Su asked coldly.

"Can we go in and talk? It's not good to stand at this door..." Zhou Yaqin obviously hesitated, and suggested gently.

Standing at the door and having a conversation is really not the way of hospitality.

Ling Su didn't intend to give the other party a chance at all: "Lonely men and widows live in the same room, and people will gossip about it."

Xiao Luo couldn't help covering his face: Even the excuses he made were so fresh and refined.But be careful, this is really the case, in case Miss Zhou broke all the boats, smashed the jar, and after entering the door, she directly stripped herself naked and threw herself on Ling Xiaosu, his family, and then the thief shouted and caught the thief, and even contacted secretly The media is going to frame Ling Xiaosu, to confirm the relationship between the two...

The little orange cat became more and more frightened as he thought about it, so he ran over quickly and hugged the calf of his shit shoveler: "Meow!" Hurry up and pick me up, shit shoveler, and let me be a witness to prove that the two of you are innocent. Men and women can't kiss each other!

"Little Fatty, when did you wake up?" Although Ling Su didn't understand what the little orange cat was saying, he hugged him tacitly, then turned to Zhou Yaqin, and continued solemnly, "Sorry, I really have to Going out, if you have something to do, it's better to make a long story short, if it's inconvenient this time, let's talk about it later."

"Ling Su, I'm pregnant!" Zhou Yaqin bit her lower lip, her face was flushed with embarrassment, and she looked up at Ling Su wanting to speak.

Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat, with an ominous premonition.

Ling Su pursed his lips without changing his face, and said after a while, "Congratulations."

The little orange cat covers its face: Unmarried first childbearing, congratulations!

There were tears in Zhou Yaqin's eyes, and after a trace of obvious grievance flashed across her face, she touched her stomach with her right hand, slightly hooked the corner of her mouth, and pulled out a happy smile, then looked firmly at Ling Su: "Do you like boys or girls? "

"Meow!" My shit-shoveling officer will not be your pick-up man, thank you.

Ling Su frowned slightly: "I think it would be more appropriate for you to ask the child's father about this question. Since you are pregnant, you shouldn't come to me rashly. If unnecessary misunderstandings are caused, it may affect your husband and wife. feelings between."

"But, you are the father of my child, Ling Su." Zhou Yaqin was about to cry, with a forbearing and strong expression.

Xiao Luo: "..." It felt like beeping a dog.

Ling Su's face darkened instantly: "Miss Zhou, don't talk nonsense."

"Oh, isn't this Yaqin's sister? Are you here to find our Xiaosu?" Ling Xuan "Miss Sister" was carrying two big bags of vegetables and fruits. She looked like she had just returned from the supermarket. He greeted her without waiting for Zhou Ya Qin replied, and turned directly to Ling Su, "I just met two thug paparazzi at the stairs, and they didn't even know me, so I beat them up in a fit of anger, Ling Xiaosu, you have to help me with this matter." Just in case the police uncle invites me to drink tea, you have to remember to come and fetch me."

"Meow!" Brother Ling Xuan, you are amazing!

Xiao Luo understood it as soon as he heard it. Obviously, although his guess just now was in the wrong direction, the general result was still the same. Sure enough, Zhou Yaqin arranged for a reporter to take a sneak shot in advance, planning to frame his family Ling Xiaosu.

"Give me something." Ling Su didn't seem to notice the deep meaning in Ling Xuan's words, and reached out to pick up the two bags of fruits and vegetables. During this period of time, they had already formed a tacit understanding, and they came to Ling Su for lunch and dinner.

Ling Xuan handed over the bag, leaned against the door, looked at Zhou Yaqin with a smile, and continued to strike up a conversation: "Sister Yaqin, why are you so shy, don't you remember me? I'm Ling Xuan."

"Ling Xuan..." Zhou Yaqin really didn't have much impression. After all, Ling Xuan went abroad as soon as she graduated from elementary school, and she would wear women's clothes when she was studying. But she realized that the other party was also from the Ling family when she heard the name. , Thinking that the paparazzi she arranged was beaten away by the other party, and the well-prepared plan was directly in vain, she was already so angry that she almost hurt internally, and she looked at Ling Xuan with a stiff and stiff expression.

"You don't look very well, are you feeling unwell?" Ling Xuan asked with concern.

Zhou Yaqin shook her head again and again, and she already understood in her heart that she might not be able to do anything today, but next time...

"Oh, by the way, when I came here just now, I heard you say you were pregnant? I happened to be studying medicine abroad, and I was an intern at Parkway Medical Group. Judging from my rich clinical experience, you may have some fetal position." Unstable, how about I help you feel the pulse?"

As soon as Xiao Luo heard it, he knew that Ling Xuan's "little sister" had started talking nonsense again. She had fooled him last time by saying that she had a double master's degree from Harvard and specialized in criminal psychology and marketing, but now she has turned into medicine again.

However, Zhou Yaqin was obviously fooled, and she took two steps back in fright, but Ling Xuan grabbed her wrist, pretended to feel her pulse, and said with the attitude of an old Chinese doctor: "The first three months of pregnancy are the most dangerous. Miscarriage is easy when you are pregnant, but your situation is relatively healthy, the baby is almost three months old, the fetal position is very upright, the mother and child are safe, remember to control your emotions and don't get angry."

Almost three months?Xiao Luo scratched his chin. If he remembered correctly, Zhou Yaqin had only returned to China for more than a month, which meant that she was pregnant when she was abroad.

"You, what nonsense are you talking about!" Zhou Yaqin shook off Ling Xuan's hand, her face turning red and pale.

"Miss Zhou returned to China a month ago." Ling Su just walked over and said something calmly.

Zhou Yaqin gritted her teeth, was too angry to say a word, turned around and left.

Xiao Luo silently looked at the back of the other party wearing high heels and walking like flying, and couldn't help sighing: If the child was born, it would actually be quite pitiful. Although the Zhou family has gone bankrupt, it is not difficult to raise a child, but the problem is that Zhou Yaqin isn't married yet, and she's making such a fuss...

"Ling Xiaosu, how can this woman be so scary?" Ling Xuan took out a wet wipe after entering the door, and wiped his fingers carefully.

"Meow! Meow!" The map cannon is wrong. In fact, Bai Qingyun, the young lady of Erha's family, is still a good person. Men and women are equally good and bad. After all, the good people make up the majority.

"Little Fatty, your shit shoveler didn't make a sound, why are you so excited?" Ling Xuan stretched out his hand and poked the little orange cat on the head, and Xiao Luo gave him a quick paw.

Ling Su packed his things, picked up the little orange cat, and was about to go to Xingchen. Before leaving, he suddenly asked: "Aren't you going back to eat tonight? Why did you buy so many vegetables?"

"I won't go back. If I leave, Xiao Ye will only be able to eat bread at night. How pitiful." "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan blinked jokingly.

Xiao Luojiong: Although the master is poor at cooking, even the instant noodles will be mushy, but he still knows how to order takeaway, so why eat bread?

"I'll give you the key. Xiaopang and I probably won't come back at night." Ling Su thought for a while, and threw the key to the apartment door. Before, several people were used to cooking in his kitchen, even the seasoning. Here is the most complete.

Ling Xuan was not polite either. After receiving the key, he thanked him and ran back to his room: "I've been shopping all afternoon, and I'm exhausted. I'm going to sleep."

Xiao Luo covered her mouth and smiled: When I saw Ling Xuan for the first time, I found that Ling Xuan and Ling Su were facing each other tit for tat, like two bad friends. At the critical moment, they are still a family after all, quite united.

"Let's go, chubby, I'm going to take a film for you this afternoon." Ling Su closed the door of the apartment, and walked towards the parking lot with the little orange cat in his arms.

"Meow?" Filming?So the endorsement or something, is it really not a joke?

Xiao Luo couldn't help but get a little nervous, this is a big matter related to the face of Xingchen Studio, what should the spokesperson of the mobile game do?He thought about it carefully: taking still photos, shooting videos, and shouting lines...

Feeling so lost.

After arriving at Xingchen Studio, when Ling Su stuffed a tablet in front of the little orange cat, Xiao Luo finally realized that his previous nervousness and worry were just asking for trouble.

The screen of the mobile phone is too small, and the little orange cat's paws have to flexibly operate the skill buttons. After all, it is still a bit reluctant. The tablet computer has no such concerns at all.

"Little Fatty, let's try it out first?" Ling Su clicked on the pet baby icon, and the screen was loaded with an orange cat.

Xiao Luo opened his eyes wide and looked at the 3D orange cat in amazement, feeling like himself!

The game quickly jumped to the account login interface. He watched Ling Su enter the user name: Ling Xiaopang, and couldn't help but feel a little shy: Is it really appropriate to let him follow the surname Ling?

But it's probably too late to be shy now.

Pet Baby is a 3D casual mobile game. Every registered player can adopt a pet in the game. There are many kinds of pets. There are more than [-] varieties of cats, dogs, birds, etc. There are [-] kinds of dogs alone. The above, from Chinese pastoral dogs to world famous dogs, fully meet the needs of players.

Through interactions such as feeding, watering, bathing and stroking, the intimacy between the owner and the pet can be increased. After the intimacy reaches a certain level, the pet can be trained to complete various actions.

Xiao Luo simply glanced at the mall, pet clothes, toys, and furniture are all available, and there is also a friend system for pet competitions, etc... Simply put: this is a growth game.

The biggest feature is that the picture effect is realistic, which can satisfy the wish of those who cannot keep pets to have a pet.

Xiao Luo looked back at Ling Su, then decisively chose a little fragrant pig and named it: Xiaoshu.

Ling Su looked at the little orange cat struggling to press the virtual keyboard, typed out the first small character, and then the system followed a tree character, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Did Xiaopang learn badly from Luo Baibai?"

"Meow!" The little orange cat yelled proudly, and began to follow the game's novice guide to learn how to raise pigs.

Xiao Luo began to raise pigs in a serious manner, while Ling Su used the camera to select angles and personally took pictures of the little orange cat playing games.

When the little pig named Xiaoshu reaches level 10, the beginner's guide is over, and Ling Su's filming is also over.