My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Perhaps it was because Snake Snake didn't take advantage of the sneak attack on the king on the bottom of the sea before. For the next few days, the surroundings of Xiao Luo were calm until the week was over. On the seventh day, they were about to return to City Z, and the weather was still calm. The sky is clear.

On the way back, Ling Xuan sat in the pilot's seat of the helicopter, euphemistically saying: "Have fun."

With Xiao Luo raising all four limbs in agreement, the king reluctantly left his beloved driving seat.

"Meow!" It was finally safe.

"Little Fatty, it's too early for you to be happy." Ling Su put the lifejacket on the little orange cat without haste.

Xiao Luo looked suspiciously at Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" in front of him, and a trace of doubt flashed in his heart: Could it be that this guy's helicopter pilot's license is also fake?

"The helicopter driver's license test requires 6 to 8 months of preliminary training, and the test fee is about 26 yuan. You can get the driver's license. The private driver's license is reviewed every two years, but the physical examination is required every year." Dawang Holding the mobile phone, he flipped through the information he just found, "Ling Xiaoxuan, is your driver's license real?"

"Of course." Ling Xuan said solemnly, and then——

Xiao Luo almost vomited all the way: Anyway, the main body is Suzaku, you, this posture is not as good as the king!

After returning to City Z, Xiao Luo vowed silently: In the rest of his life, he will never ride a helicopter in the posture of a king or Ling Xuan again!He was simply joking with his own life.

It happened to be the first day of the National Day, and the students of University W were basically packing their luggage and preparing to pack up and go home for the festival. Many couples also agreed on where to go to play, and very few chose to stay in school for a work-study program.

"Jingle Bell--"

After returning to the apartment, Ling Su's phone calls never stopped. Ling Yan called to ask him to go home for dinner, and Yang Liu and Yang Bai called to report on work. Visit "Pet Baby" to find a spokesperson.

When Ling Su answered the phone, Xiao Luo was lowering his head to eat cat food, pets and so on, he couldn't say anything.

I didn't expect his shit-shoveling officer to be so... girlish?

"I'll take Xiaopang to the company in the afternoon." In the end, the excrement shoveler said so.

Xiao Luo looked up and glanced at Ling Su: "Meow?" Shit shovel, do you want me to endorse your mobile game?Are you crazy?

"Eat slowly, chubby, take a nap at noon, and we'll set off again at two o'clock in the afternoon." Ling Su said while clicking on the photos he took before, ready to show off.

Star R&D Team

Ling Su: [Picture] [Picture]... [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

3D Modeler-Xiaoxiao: Boss TT, I heard the notification sound and clicked on, almost freezing the screen!Why did you post so many photos?

Artistic Director-Yang Bai: Ling Su, we all know that your chubby is very cute, stop showing off, just show but not touch, it's too much!

Interface Artist-Three Circles: Boss, can I make these photos into game scenes?

Ling Su: Sure.

Then, the aloof Ling Xuanmao Maniac Su escaped and moved to find Ling Yan to continue showing off.

Ling Yan: You are so tired of posting like this. Just bring the mobile hard drive over at night, and I will make a copy of them all.

Ling Su: No copying for you.

Ling Yan: ...

Ling Su went to his acquaintances to show off for a week, and he didn't even let Vice President Luo go. He was insane. After an hour, he got tired of playing and took a nap?Automatically ignored, leaving for a week, the work that needs to be processed still needs to be reviewed first.

Xiao Luo took care of the cat food slowly, went to the cat toilet for a while, took advantage of Ling Su's inattention, and secretly sent a message to Taoist Qingfeng with his mobile phone, reminding the other party to remember to bring special products when they come to play next time Come here, and then run to the king's harem group to show off.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: [Picture] This is the bowl that my excrement shoveler bought for me in Betel Nut Valley. Is it good-looking?

Macaw-Coco: It is said that people who buy things in scenic spots are idiots.

Guinea Pig-Luo Baibai: Xiao Xiao, how much is your bowl?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don't know.My family, Ling Xiaosu, paid for it.Just look good, haha.jpg

Of course Xiao Luo knew, but in order to avoid being called a fool by his friends, he could only smile and pretend to be stupid.

Expensive, that's for sure, but at the beginning he just fell in love with this bowl at first sight, really... his brain got wet, or was the lard blinded his heart?God knows.

Husky-Xiao Er: Little Meow!This bowl looks good, but it's a bit small. Let me show you my bowl. [Picture] My little sister just bought it for me, does it look good?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It’s not bad, but it’s still mine. This is a work of art hand-carved by a skilled master of the Li nationality. It’s perfect for holding water. It can not only sterilize and disinfect, but also beautify the skin .

Husky-Xiao Er: I am made of ceramics. The young lady said that the porcelain produced in Jingdezhen is world-class!

Xiao Luo said silently, thinking that your big porcelain bowl costs 30 yuan at most, but my silver bowl cost more than 3000 yuan!

But what is there to argue about?

The ones bought by the shit-shoveling officer are the best, probably every little guy thinks so, right?

Xiao Luo simply analyzed, and was slapped in the face.

Macaw-Cocoa: The bowls of the little orange cat are more expensive. If you buy them in scenic spots, they are usually the price of butchering pigs.

Guinea pig-Luo Baibai: I observed carefully, Xiao Xiao’s bowl probably costs two to three thousand, but the market probably doesn’t use it, four to five hundred is probably enough.

Husky-Xiao Er: It’s so expensive, Xiao Miao, then I’ll admit defeat, but I still think the one my sister bought for me is good and big enough!Domineering enough!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Live with a smile.jpg

Xiao Luo's mood was so complicated that he couldn't describe it in words, but fortunately Uncle Ke Ke was very insightful, and immediately called people to play Doudizhu.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, do you want to play?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Heck, you guys are playing, I have something to do here.

Although Uncle Ke Ke called him very considerately, but in order to avoid the situation where his advantage was overwhelming and the opponent lost too badly, Xiao Luo still refused rationally.

The little orange cat scratched its paws on the carpet, and ran to the study to find his shit-shoveling officer.

Ling Su was working with his head down, Xiao Luo ran over, crawled onto the shit shovel officer's lap, and lay down: "Meow~" I squinted for a while, Ling Xiaosu.

"Go to sleep." Ling Su reached out to touch the little orange cat's head and continued to work.

Xiao Luo closed his eyes and began to think about the next arrangement.

An Octopus Essence Nei Dan with a thousand-year cultivation base is equivalent to advancing the system three times, from level one to level nine. For the inner alchemy, or directly exchange for cultivation alchemy?

Excluding the 5 popularity points still owed to Uncle Coco, the balance on his current account can only be seen with love points. Don't let some blind monster come to your door and make trouble.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: The [Double Cultivation Technique] you want.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: This...just a picture?

Ling Xuan: I just showed you the photo, smile.jpg

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Knock on the Head.jpg

Ling Xuan: It's not that I won't give it to you, it's just that you and Ling Xiaosu have a racial estrangement now, so you can't use it. This dual cultivation method is only effective for the monster race.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Howling.jpg

Ling Xuan: Why are you crying, wait for my brother to help you get the inner alchemy of Ming Snake, and you can directly reach the full level and get out of the sea of ​​suffering.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ...Master Suzaku, are you bragging that you never make drafts?

Ling Xuan: I never brag, really!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Oh, then, goodbye!

Ling Xuan: Wait a minute, I have something to ask you.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What's the matter?

Ling Xuan: How much do you know about Daoist Qingfeng?

Xiao Luo was a little puzzled, alright, why did this "Miss Sister" Ling Xuan suddenly inquire about the matter of Daoist Qingfeng?Think about it before going to Sanya, the other party suddenly made a breakfast like a convulsion, and then came to cook and practice skills at noon, could it be——

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Brother Ling Xuan, you said earlier that the result calculated by the Marriage Stone is very unbelievable, could it be—

Ling Xuan: Huh?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Is that person Qingfeng Daoist?I remember when you were in the hotel lobby, you took the initiative to grab the Taoist priest's shoulders, ouch!Is that really the case?

Ling Xuan: You have such a rich imagination, why don't you write novels?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Because I can sell a lot of money for writing a program, but writing novels, I can't make a few cents, not to mention tiring!

Ling Xuan: I still have a bag of inner alchemy for little monsters, almost all of which have been cultivated for a hundred years. They look like seven or eight pills. If you want it, just be honest.

When Xiao Luo saw it, he immediately calmed down, and explained the whole process of how he knew Daoist Qingfeng, and the fact that the king wore the vest of Daoist Qingfeng to accept him as his disciple.

Ling Xuan: I see. Come and get the inner alchemy at your convenience.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What?.jpg

"Little Fatty, why aren't you sleeping?" Ling Su lowered his head, only to see the little orange cat rolling around on his lap as excited as if he had been drugged. It looks like you should sleep for a while."

"Meow!" All right, Ling Xiaosu.

The little orange cat finally closed his eyes obediently, and his heart was still uncontrollably excited. Although he would not be able to use the dual-cultivation technique, he thought that there were still so many inner alchemy available for Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister" , I get excited just thinking about it: I can save a lot of popularity and charm points!Maybe he can try to save a second wishing card!

After Ling Su had been busy for a while, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon. He looked down: the little orange cat was sleeping on all fours, and probably couldn't wake up, so he gently carried the fur boy to the living room.

"Tuk-tuk--" There was a knock on the door.

Ling Su hesitated for a moment, put the little orange cat on the sofa, and walked over to open the door. In view of the experience and lessons he had learned many times before, he purposely looked out of the cat's eyes: it was... Zhou Yaqin.