My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

That night, Xiao Luo was woken up from his sleep by someone. He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a black shadow floating in front of his eyes. Under conditioned reflex, he scratched it with his paw, and was grabbed by the other party. Entering the body, he instantly woke up.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, what are you doing in the middle of the night?

"Hush! Come with me."

Xiao Luo glanced back at Ling Su who was sleeping soundly, nodded, and gave up struggling.

The so-called "follow me" is just a change of room in the blink of an eye.

At 02:30 in the morning, in the dead of night, only one wall lamp was turned on in Ling Xuan's room, and the curtains were tightly covered, at least it was not easy to find out that the people inside hadn't rested.

"Nei Dan, do you want it?" Ling Xuan was wearing a white T-shirt and beige slacks, and the white sneakers on his feet were faintly stained with a layer of dust. It was obvious that this guy hadn't rested since eating supper.

"Meow!" Yes, yes!By the way, you probably just came back from outside, right?

Xiao Luo didn't wait for an answer, but saw that the other party took out a cloth bag embroidered with fiery red shading patterns like a conjuring, opened the bag, and began to pour it on the carpet, the round and smooth white beads were like beans fall down.

Big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate are almost like this feeling.

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded, he remembered the last time Ling Xuan said that he still had seven or eight inner alchemy in his hand, and the effort quadrupled in the blink of an eye!

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, you probably wiped out all the monsters in a radius of hundreds of miles, right?

"Almost. There are quite a few demons who want to eat Tang Monk's meat to increase their cultivation. I just caught some of them. Now you should clearly realize how dangerous Ling Xiaosu's situation is?" Ling Xuan said with a smile , sat down cross-legged, and stretched out his slender fingers to push the monster's inner alchemy towards the little orange cat one by one.

Xiao Luo couldn't help swallowing his saliva: If the inner alchemy here is calculated according to a century-old cultivation base, it will add up to 3000 years, but the inner alchemy of little monsters is different from that of big monsters, and cannot be simply added or subtracted. Calculating by the law, even 3000 years may not be worth a big monster with 2000 years of cultivation.

But if he absorbs all of these, maybe he can really make him break through the last three checkpoints at once?

"Meow?" Eat all of these?

"Otherwise, do you want to keep it for the New Year?" Ling Xuan propped his mandible with one hand and sighed, "Your master said that you can only solve the fat left by yourself, so hurry up, my little ancestor."

"Meow..." If I eat all of these, I will gain another thirty catties.

"Isn't your gaze at the full level? I'll take you out later to find someone to practice more. You will definitely lose weight before tomorrow morning. If it doesn't work, I'll help you again." Ling Xuan said, smiling again Climbing up his cheeks, he rubbed his fists with a smirk, "Isn't it nice to be burned by fire? Ordinary people don't have the good fortune to enjoy it!"

Xiao Luo scratched his chin in embarrassment. Obviously, he had no other choice. If he wanted to do it step by step, it was not impossible, but the problem was that Ming Snake and Fei Yi would not wait for him.

"Meow." I understood.

The little orange cat raised its short legs and began to slap the inner alchemy, eating them all one by one. The small hair balls that weighed more than three catties began to expand like an inflated balloon. When all the inner alchemy was killed by him, the little orange cat Has become a big orange pig.

[System prompt: The energy is sufficient, do you want to advance? 】

Yes!

The system prompted twice, Xiao Luo waited patiently for a while, and found that the last hurdle might not be passed for the time being.

"Meow!" Ling Xiaoxuan, let's set off quickly.

Xiao Luo felt that his field of vision had broadened a lot, stood up, shook his body, feeling a little tired, so he simply sat back on the ground: as expected, it is more comfortable to lie down.

"Little Fatty, do you need me to hug you?" Ling Xuan asked with a smile, his eyes... as if looking at a pig.

Xiao Luo felt that he was being laughed at, and shook his head decisively: "Meow!" No need!

"Look, this bunch of cats has short legs, no neck, and is so fat, the floor will shake when you walk on it, and you can only rely on your thoughts to lick their fur. They are so fat that they can't even get a wife..." Ling Xuan was excited and kept on Counting each other down.

Xiao Luo narrowed his eyes and stared down. After visibly losing weight, he kicked his hind legs and rushed to Ling Xuan's face. He hugged Ling Xuan's face with all four limbs and scratched vigorously: "Meow! Meow! Woo!" Let you look down on the fat man, and let you taste the taste of disfigurement immediately!

"Hahaha, little fat, you are so funny." Ling Xuan pushed lightly, and the big orange pig fell off his face. He reached out to catch it, and there was a trace of effort on his face, "It really is quite heavy." Yes, let's go, let's go out for a while."

"Meow!" You still yelled when you weighed less than thirty catties, you are doomed to never have a cat in your life!

Xiao Luo retorted fiercely. After 1 minute, Ling Xuan took him to a strange place. In the dark sky, the sky overflowed with lights, and the largest island floating in the air in the distance exuded a magnificent color. They were standing on a two-meter-diameter On the big rock, the stone is also suspended in the air. Looking around from this angle, you can see small and small islands floating in the air, but all the islands are not as magnificent as the one in the center.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, where is this?

"The demon world." Ling Xuan replied calmly, changing his previous idle attitude, "Human monsters have different ways, although today's human society is developing rapidly and high-tech products are changing with each passing day, even demon hunters have learned to use precision instruments to catch demons ,but--"

"Facing those big monsters who are cunning and treacherous, have a high level of cultivation, are good at disguising themselves as humans, and can completely restrain their evil spirits, humans are still helpless after all."

"In order to maintain the peace between the human world and the demon world, the four holy beasts take turns every 100 years to strictly control and guard the exits from the demon world to the human world. But this year it's Xuanwu's turn. He... often dozes off while on duty."

"Meow?" That's why there are so many monsters sneaking into the human world this year to eat Ling Xiaosu's meat?

Xiao Luo was a little speechless, he always thought that Xuanwu should be very stable and reliable, and the reality always refreshed his cognition constantly.

Ling Xuan clenched his right hand into a fist, put his mouth on his mouth and coughed softly, trying to correct him: "Actually, you can't say that, there is a saying that God's will is hard to break, and the four holy beasts are not omnipotent."

Xiao Luo responded ignorantly, and poked the opponent's calf with his front paw: "Meow?" Shall we go find Xuanwu now?

"Of course not. I'll take you to the bar. There are the most little demons who turn day and night upside down. Most of them like to transform into humans. You can take this opportunity to practice your gaze. I'll take you back before dawn." Ling Xuan squatted down and covered the orange cat's head with one hand. With a thought, in the blink of an eye, one person and one cat came to one of the floating islands.

After being personally on the scene, Xiao Luo clearly realized that each of these floating islands is actually equivalent to a city in human society. Previously, their foothold was obviously higher and farther away, and they could overlook many islands. Looking at the criss-crossing roads, the star-studded street lights on both sides of the road, the strange-shaped houses on both sides, and the occasional human-like monsters, he has the most intuitive cognition.

This is a real world.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, why don't you pretend to come in with me?

Standing at the door of the little fox demon's bar, Xiao Luo couldn't help reminding that Suzaku is one of the four holy beasts, with a great reputation, and he would be surrounded by all the demons as soon as he appeared.

Ling Xuan raised a faint smile: "Don't worry, they won't recognize me."

"Meow?" Because you cut your hair?

Xiao Luo wanted to laugh, feeling that the reason he gave was too shallow, but after thinking about it carefully, maybe it was really the case?At that time, Fei Yi didn't recognize Suzaku at first glance, and it wasn't until Ling Xuan deliberately released his evil spirit that he scared him away...

"Go in, little fat." Ling Xuan walked to the bar first.

The bar of the little fox is a place run by a fox. All the bartenders in the bar are handsome men and beautiful women transformed by the little fox. Dressed-up guests walk together in groups of twos and threes to fight wine and play games.

The bar is an open lobby with no private rooms. You can order songs from the radio station, and the singer is also played by Little Fox. In addition, guests can also go up to sing directly, but they need to pay for tickets to go up.

Xiao Luo took a look around and felt that the atmosphere in this bar was good, without the feeling of chaos. Although they were all monsters, they all obeyed the rules. He couldn't help but be surprised: "Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, why? They are all so good?

"Because those who are not good will be thrown out." Ling Xuan replied as a matter of course, carried the big orange cat to the bar, and grinned at the bartender brother, "Give me a glass of white grape juice."

Xiao Luojiong: You always come to the bar to order grape juice, are you sure you're not here to mess things up?

"Okay, please wait a moment." The bartender greeted the guests with a smile, and his attitude was unreasonable.

Xiao Luo was dumbfounded, and was knocked on the head by Ling Xuan: "Don't be dazed, hurry up and work, you have less than three hours left."

"Meow." Xiao Luo responded, and immediately turned his attention to other places. Starting from the nearest humanoid monsters, he used staring, and looked over one by one, and found that most of the monsters clubbing here are animal bodies that are common in human society. And... nine out of ten glasses of wine in their hands are full of fruit juice.

A burly muscular man walked to the bar, bought a ticket, and was about to go on stage to sing a song. Before he left, he noticed the big orange cat lying on the bar. His eyes lit up and he came over: "This The pig looks so small!"

"Meow!" You are the pig!

Xiao Luo glared at the other party, and found that it was really a wild boar, with a strong body, short and thick limbs, long and hard mane on the back, and the whole gray-black lump.

"Oh, it turns out it's just a cat, why is it so fat?" The wild boar monster was amazed, turned around and walked a few steps, not forgetting to look back at the big orange cat, until it came to the stage——

"I just saw a fat and fat cat, and then I want to sing a song for him. The title of the song is "Song of Pigs". I hope you like it!"

"Meow!" It seemed to scratch him to death!

"Ahem, calm down." Holding the grape juice, Ling Xuan smiled so hard that his face was distorted, "Don't haggle over every detail with a pig, it's demeaning."

"Pig, your nose has two holes. When you have a cold, you still have a snotty nose..." The familiar melody, the completely out-of-key lyrics, and a group of monsters sang along.

The atmosphere was so exciting, Xiao Luo was so angry that his hair stood on end, he stepped up his speed and stared at the monster!

Perhaps it was because of too much motivation, two hours later, Xiao Luo successfully achieved the goal of losing weight, and when he was about to settle accounts with that wild boar demon, the other party had already left.

"Meow!" Don't let me see him again!Otherwise, meet once and hit once!

"There are a lot of wild boar monsters, and they look almost the same in human form. You may not be able to recognize them next time." Ling Xuan calmly corrected the mistake, with a smile hidden in his words, "What's the big deal, let's go, brother You go catch monsters and play."