My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Catching monsters?Xiao Luo looked at Ling Xuan suspiciously, and it would be dawn in more than an hour.

"Meow." Ling Xiaoxuan, I remember when we met for the first time, it was as if you hadn't slept for hundreds of years, wishing you could lie on the bed all the time.

"Isn't this a special treatment during a special period?" Ling Xuan smiled indifferently, stretched out his hand to stroke the cat, and was slapped away mercilessly, "I also want to solve the problem earlier, so as to save your master so much trouble."

Xiao Luo's eyes widened in amazement: It's not that friends don't get together, but Ling Xuan's "Miss Sister", who was labeled as a brain-dead by the master, would be so considerate at times, it's really inconceivable.

"Meow?" Where are you going to catch it?

"Of course I'm going back." Ling Xuan tilted his head and smiled, and picked up the little orange cat with one hand, "This one feels better in the hand. It was too heavy just now, and I almost couldn't hold it."

Xiao Luo: "..." I didn't let you hug me, thank you.

Returning from the demon world to the human world, this time, Xiao Luo finally noticed the exit location, which was a huge dark blue light door. When he came, because Ling Xuan's speed was too fast, he didn't have time to see clearly behind him.

The light door is like a huge eye, encompassing everything. There is a big black shadow at the door, hidden under the heavy mountain, it is vague and hard to see clearly.

Xiao Luozhen was thinking about whether to stare thoroughly, but Ling Xuan covered his eyes.

"That's Xuanwu, be careful, don't wake him up."

"Meow?" Why?

"Because he has the energy to get up."

Ling Xuan replied mysteriously, and quickly passed through the gate, Xiao Luo felt a sudden flash of white light in front of him, and in the blink of an eye, he returned to the night sky of human society. When dozing off.

The little orange cat was placed on the ground. Ling Xuan knelt down on one knee, with the five fingers of his right hand spread out and stuck to the ground. Xiao Luo looked intently and saw streaks of red flames spreading from his five fingers towards the surroundings like spider webs. Go, in less than half a minute, the target is locked.

"Go and play with Fei Yi, how about it?"

"Meow." Not much.

Xiao Luo is not so arrogant that he thinks that he can kill Fei Yi directly, besides, he is even more worried that something will happen to Ling Su if he is alone at this moment.

"Don't worry, I'm here. Go say hello and we'll go back. I'm sleepy too." Ling Xuan yawned while talking.

"Meow." Then let's go.

After Fei Yi left under Ling Xuan's nose, he ran away immediately, but always kept his goal in mind: to get that delicious human being who is said to be able to improve his cultivation for a thousand years!It was not willing to run far, and still hovered near Ling's house.

Suzaku is also there, does he also want to eat meat?Fat Yi swam around anxiously. The prototype was too huge. In order not to cause disturbances in the human world and affect its original plan, it had to keep shrinking its prototype until it was as small as the cobra in human society. When they were about the same size, they burrowed into the grass anxiously.

It can't transform into a human form, because it was once bewitched to attack Bai Ze, and was punished by the heavens, which took back part of its abilities. After thousands of years, it can only run around in the original form. Ordinary little monsters can transform into human form, but it can only walk around with this prototype despised by all the monsters until——

Ming Snake told it: After eating that human named Ling Su, it can recover its lost abilities and increase its cultivation base by another thousand years!

Fei left the letter, completed the relevant procedures, and left the demon world openly.

It was really lucky, it just stepped into the human world, and soon found the trace of that human being, but it only missed one thing: Suzaku was actually here too!

Fei Yi knew that he was no match for Suzaku, so he had no choice but to leave, but he was unwilling to give up just like that. It sneakily emerged from the bushes, ready to explore the road again, but unexpectedly, it was caught by a sharp knife just as it emerged. The paw hit the head!

"Meow!" Ling Xiaoxuan, are you sure this little snake is Fei Yi?

"Hmm, don't you see it has a head and two bodies?"

"Meow?" Maybe it's a genetically mutated little snake?

Although Xiao Luo had doubts, he did not hesitate to act.

When a cat fights a snake, first of all it depends on whether the snake is poisonous or not, and second, the size of the two parties. Generally speaking, cats have the upper hand. Just like the principle of fast speed in martial arts, the sensitivity of cats is much higher than that of snakes.

Xiao Luo never knew about the above points, but now he only knows one thing: This vile snake wants to eat the meat of his shit-shoveling officer, so what should I do?kill it!

Fei Yi never thought that on the first day he came to the human world, he would be bullied by a little orange cat!

When the paw was slapped, it stared at the star, and it was thrown out, but that bold cat still dared to rush up and continue to provoke it!

It is obviously a thick and short little short leg, but it is fast and accurate. Every time it scratches its head, after being hit once, twice, and three times in a row, Fei Wei is angry and just wants to change back to When the prototype crushed this ignorant kitten to death, a gorgeous, deep, distinctive and recognizable voice floated from its side.

"If you dare to change back to the original, I will burn you to death."

Bullying too much!Fei Yi was furious, and because of his fear of Suzaku, he didn't think that the other party's words were just fooling it. It really had nothing to do, so it had to turn its head and burrow into the bushes!

"Meow?" It ran away, is it still chasing it?

"Stop chasing, go back to sleep." Ling Xuan said with a smile, picked up the little orange cat, and held it with one hand, "Now do you think that this fat body is nothing to be afraid of?"

"Meow!" Because it didn't change back to its original form.

"No, because I'm here." Ling Xuan said quite proudly.

Xiao Luojiong, forget it, since the other party has helped him so much today, just give him a little face and make him happy.

The little orange cat hurried back to Ling Su's room before dawn, and after carefully stamping its four paws clean with a towel, Xiao Luo carefully crawled to sleep next to his shit-shoveling officer.

This sleep lasted until eleven o'clock at noon that day.

Looking at Ling Xuan who also slept until noon, looking listless and sleepy, as if he could continue to sleep for three days and three nights, and the little orange cat who was drowsy and rolling around his thigh, Ling Su finally Unable to hold back, he asked, "Ling Xiaoxuan, why did you go last night?"

"I've gone to be a thief." Ling Xuan yawned, and looked around at the extraordinarily quiet living room, "Why are there so few people today?"

"My brother and sister-in-law went on a trip with a group. My father and mother went shopping in the morning. Grandpa was too bored, so he went to play chess with his little friend." Ling Su reached out and hugged the little orange cat Get up, put it on the sofa, "I'm going to make cat food for Xiaopang, do you want to eat together?"

"Um, I don't eat cat food." There was a tear in the corner of Ling Xuan's eye, obviously he was not fully awake yet.

"Then go and cook by yourself." Ling Su raised his eyebrows slightly, then turned and walked to the kitchen, "The chef at home is also on vacation, so you can rely on yourself for whatever you want to eat right now."

"I feel that I am exhausted now, and my whole body is not good, so I decided not to eat!"

"I'm too lazy. Didn't you actively cook and practice your skills before?"

"That was before." Ling Xuan muttered in a low voice.

Xiao Luo shook his ears, and finally woke up, remembering that yesterday the system reminded him that he had enough energy, he had been promoted twice in a row, and he hadn't had time to look at the specific data yet.

The promotion is done 8/9.

Character name: Xiao Luo

Breed: Orange Cat Pseudohuman

Sex: male

Skills: Detection (passive skill, can detect the enemy's weakness at the critical moment of life and death); Purification (self-contained skill, stability unknown, pending verification); Gaze (active skill, can speed up cultivation, has a higher chance of breaking the opponent Real Body); Lucky Fortune (active skill, you can give the target a lucky BUFF through blessing, fulfill your wish, cool down the CD for half an hour);

Remarks: Sealing skills are not displayed yet.

Xiao Luo scratched his chin, the skill bar didn't change much, the only point plus the cooldown time of Lucky was cut in half.

But what kind of breed is this orange cat pseudo-human?

The system should not be infected with a virus!

Or, before the promotion is completed 9/9, all the data are just clouds?

Xiao Luo was a little worried.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Fatty, what happened to your weak, pitiful and helpless expression?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The system says I am a pseudo-human Orange Cat.

Ling Xuan: That's right, by 9/9, it should be human.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Has this happened before?

Ling Xuan: Huh?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Like me, because of an accident, the soul is attached to an animal, and then... you know.

Ling Xuan: Probably not.I know that the system is becoming more and more independent now, and your master can't completely control it. In the beginning, Xiaobai was regarded as a developer, but now he is at most an administrator.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What about you?

Ling Xuan: Non-staff personnel who make soy sauce.

Xiao Luo was silent, a little disturbed for some reason, and simply ran down from the sofa, going to find Ling Xiaosu, his family, to wash his eyes and let his mind go blank for a while.

The Ling family's kitchen is a certain distance away from the living room, but with a keen sense of smell, Xiao Luo managed to find the shit-shoveling officer of his family very smoothly.

Fresh salmon, chicken breast, peas, potatoes, and carrots have been processed and placed on the cutting board.

When Xiao Luo passed by, he happened to see Ling Su cutting up all the ingredients like a god with a knife, and cooking them. Then he quietly squatted on the high stool and watched intently. The good man of the new century in the kitchen is his family, Ling Xiaosu!

"Little Fatty, are you hungry?"

"Meow!" I'm not hungry yet, I just came to see your handsome back.

Ling Su smiled lightly, cooked the fish, meat, and vegetables in turn, took them out of the pot, took them out, ground them into mud, stirred them evenly, put them into a grinding tool, pressed them lightly a few times, and finally put them on a dinner plate. Send it to the little orange cat.

"Try it."

Xiao Luo responded cheerfully, opened his mouth, and swallowed the heart-shaped cat meal in one mouth.

Ling Su: "..." It seems that it would be better to keep the prototype of the food next time.