My Sh*t Shovel Officer is Cute

Xiao Luo found that his popularity was soaring. In just two days, he once again broke through the [-] mark. It was like a dream. Until he found out that he was on TV, a fanciful mobile game promotional video suddenly fell from the sky, making him Surprised again and again: Isn't this the picture of him playing pet baby with the tablet before?

The dubbing is actually the song "Little Night Cat" that Ling Su taught him to sing, interspersed with some background music from the game, and the little orange cat that looks exactly like him with a wonderful 3D effect...

Xiao Luo blinked vigorously to confirm that he was not mistaken, turned to the balance of Qiuqiu's account again, rolled around the table excitedly, and finally calmed down.

He knocked on Uncle Coco immediately, and returned the 5 popularity points that the other party had given him earlier.

Macaw-Coco: Little orange cat, I saw you on the computer, congratulations, you don't have to worry about your popularity in the future!

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Macaw-Coco: What happened to the League of Legends we agreed on?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It's in progress, this thing is quite complicated, and it won't work out for a while.

Macaw-Coco: Come on. jpg By the way, has it rained recently?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: The weather is fine and cloudless.

Macaw-Coco: It's really strange. At this time last year, the weather was cold, but the temperature has been getting higher and higher in the past two days. My old Li said that the production team was short of water, and water was limited for bathing.

Xiao Luo's heart skipped a beat: Is it because of the singing snake?The world is in severe drought and the temperature continues to be dry.

The two continued chatting for a few more words, and said goodbye. Xiao Luo secretly checked the weather forecast for the past few days with his mobile phone. Not to mention that there was no rain in the places where the weather was originally expected to rain, and the temperature in various places was even worse. It is abnormal to start to rise, all the way to the rhythm of 38 degrees. After the artificial rainfall, the climate is even more sultry.

No wonder Ling Su has often been in a daze these two days, looking preoccupied.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Has your master contacted you?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It hasn't happened in the past two days, and the messages I sent have basically disappeared.

Ling Xuan: The little demons around are also gone.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Because we hunt too frequently, right?

Xiao Luo was ashamed. In order to break through the last hurdle, he had gone out with Ling Xuan for two consecutive nights to catch monsters. Those who smuggled out of the demon world and were going to eat monk meat, and those who had hidden in human society because they couldn’t resist the temptation started Those who were about to move were basically swept away by the two of them.

But the last checkpoint was like a bottomless abyss, Xiao Luo still couldn't wait for the system's reaction.

Ling Xuan: I see that your popularity value has started to skyrocket, and your charm value has also accumulated a lot, so hurry up and change to the alchemy.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Good.

Xiao Luo didn't hesitate, the top priority was to make a breakthrough as soon as possible, as long as he passed the final promotion 9/9, he could return to his original body and take away the skills activated by the system, and he didn't have to worry about being killed in front of Ling Su. System penalty.

Ling Xuan: Where's Ling Xiaosu?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You are playing chess with Grandpa Ling, where are you?

It's ten o'clock in the morning, of course Ling Xuan is still lying in bed and sleeping late, who made this upside down day and night lasted for three nights, his original biological routine is almost the same as that of the elderly, so suddenly it is too much to bear.

Ling Xuan: Not yet.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master Suzaku, you are so lazy, you will not be able to marry a wife.

Ling Xuan: My wife has already run away with someone.

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Ling Xuan: ...Silly cat.

Xiao Luojiu, he has a complex and subtle illusion, oh, it must be an illusion!

Not wanting to continue entangled in this issue, Xiao Luo immediately switched to the shopping mall interface, exchanged for a cultivation pill, and took advantage of no one's notice, quickly stuffed it into his mouth, feeling the warmth and comfort of the warm current rushing to his whole body. Slowly gained weight.

He licked his paws helplessly, turned to Ling Su, who was playing chess with Grandpa Ling, and used his staring skill, only to see a purple light flashing around the body of his excrement shoveler. When he looked again, there was nothing, as if before The purple light is just his illusion.

No, it's not an illusion, when he just discovered that he could lose weight by secretly observing Ling Xiaosu, he had seen a similar purple light before.

what is that?

Xiao Luo couldn't figure it out, so he decided to ask Ling Xuan.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I saw purple light on Ling Xiaosu, is that a good omen or a bad omen?

Ling Xuan: He is the reincarnation of Emperor Star.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: So?

Ling Xuan: This involves a relatively secret past event: in the early years, a rebellious dragon fell in love with humans in the dragon clan, and the son they gave birth to later became the founding emperor of that dynasty, but that was thousands of years ago The blood of the dragon clan has been passed down to this day, and the number of generations in between is innumerable. That is to say, even if Ling Su really has the blood of the dragon clan in his body, it is actually at the nano-level, do you understand?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: ………… I want to be quiet.

Ling Xuan: However, there may not be atavism, but I have been with him for so many years, and I always feel that he is an ordinary human being, at most he is just a little smarter, so you don't have to make a fuss.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: It shouldn't affect his health, right?

Ling Xuan: No, at most it just makes him look more delicious and appeals to the monster's appetite.

Xiao Luo was silent, looked back at his balance, and exchanged another cultivation pill, because it was daytime, he didn't dare to make too much movement, if Grandpa Ling and the others found out that the orange cat at home had gained weight several times in a blink of an eye, the trouble would be It's one thing to get too big, and it's one thing to not be able to explain clearly, but it's another thing to be treated as a monster.

He really didn't want to make trouble at this time.

In this way, Xiao Luo quietly hid in the corner, while using the staring skill to achieve the effect of losing weight at Ling Su, while paying attention to his own condition, when the time was almost up, he exchanged for a cultivation pill to continue.

When the popularity value fell below [-] again, Xiao Luo stopped, ran to Ling Su's side and hugged the arm of his shit-shoveling officer and began to act coquettishly.

"Meow~" Ling Xiaosu, I'm running out of charisma, hurry up and give me some.

"Little Fatty, are you hungry?" Ling Su had just finished a mess with Grandpa Ling and was about to take a break when he was hugged tightly by the little orange cat.

"Xiao Pang is becoming more and more fond of acting like a spoiled child." Grandpa Ling smiled heartily. He obviously liked these fluffy little pets very much. Extra meals in the kitchen.

"Meow?" Grandpa, Ling Xiaosu will lend me a moment, okay?

The little orange cat rubbed its head while trying to pull the shit shovel officer out, but his strength was too weak, no matter how hard he pulled it, he would hang on Ling Su's arm like a koala.

"Want to go out to play?" Ling Su guessed, even though he had studied the "General Edition of Pet Linguistics" very carefully, he still couldn't understand what the little orange cat was saying.

"Xiao Su, take Xiaopang out for a stroll, don't go too far, dinner will be served soon." Grandpa Ling let him go with a smile.

After Ling Su nodded slightly, he picked up the little orange cat and walked towards the garden.

Xiao Luo's first feeling after going out was: the sun is a bit glaring.

"It's getting hotter and hotter today." In the past, after October, the temperature would only gradually get cooler, which is not as abnormal as it is now.

Ling Su's heart was a little heavy. After the disappearance of Daoist Qingfeng, senior Xiao Ye also lost contact. He seemed to be unable to do anything except secretly donating money, supplies, and drinking water to areas severely drought-stricken. Such a feeling of powerlessness, It made him feel sad.

"Meow." Xiao Luo was put on the swing.

The little orange cat stretched out its paw towards the excrement shoveler, signaling him to lower his head.

As a result, the two didn't communicate well, so Ling Su squatted down directly: "Xiao Pang, what's the matter?"

Looking at Ling Xiaosu with a strong smile on his face, Xiao Luo felt very uncomfortable in his heart. His shit-shoveling officer just had too much sense of responsibility. If he were any heartless person, he wouldn't feel so much pressure.

"Meow." It's not your fault, it's Snake Ming's fault, if you want to blame, you should blame me first.

Ling Su realized that the little orange cat was probably trying to comfort him, so he couldn't help but smile, and lowered his head to kiss the other person's head, but Xiao Luo moved faster, raised his head, just in time-

mouth to mouth.

"Meow ~" Xiao Luo called out faster, the prototype stealth kiss does not add charm points, but if it is an open kiss, it still adds [-] charm points.

So, it got worse, and the little orange cat turned into a little perverted cat, and stretched out its claws at his shit-shoveling officer...

"Little Fatty, you—" Ling Su didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Vice President Luo once said that if a pet is in a bad mood, just kiss it.

Ling Su suddenly felt: If his Xiaopang is a simple little orange cat, he probably thinks so, kissing him will make him feel better, so he keeps kissing him.

But clearly——

Is a 17-year-old boy.

"Meow!" Xiao Luo stopped after swiping [-] charm points, feeling that if he continued like this, he would definitely be misunderstood.

Little did he know that he had been misunderstood. Originally, he was still suspecting that he was actually a man who accidentally turned into a "cat monster". Not to mention molesting me, he even lied to me that he was 17 years old. In fact, he is only two months old...

"Ling Xiaosu, let me lend you a favor." When Ling Su was still in the process of self-reflection, Ling Xuan suddenly appeared, dropped a simple sentence, and took the little orange cat away.

"Meow?" Ling Xiaoxuan, what are you going to do?

"Ling Xiaoxuan, what are you going to do?"

Ling Xuan turned around with a smile: "Don't worry, he won't be slaughtered." The reactions of you all are quite tacit.

"Beep beep-"

Ling Xuan: Quiet, I thought of a way to give you a higher chance of breaking through the last hurdle.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What way?

Ling Xuan: Let’s talk about it later.

Xiao Luo wondered, if it was a simple method, Ling Xuan would have said it long ago, there is no need to wait until now, it might not be a good thing, but for the sake of the other party's hard work, he will cooperate a little bit.

The little orange cat looked back at Ling Su, and meowed obediently, as if to say: Don't worry, shit shoveler, if this guy dares to harm me, I will definitely scratch him to death!

Ling Su couldn't help laughing, but he didn't follow after all.